was the girl in the car your case worker or therapist? You are not deep, your acting like a sensational narccicist with no grasp on reality, not trying to rag on you im sure you dont need it but come one homie, you managed to say nothing in 11:00 minutes.
Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
Ian, you are not acting like not a serious person. rather, your behaving foolishly. This video blog you have is diminishing your ability to ever be taken seriously. It does provide you with a good deal of attention. But, negative attetion is not a good thing. Please develop self respect, take yourself and your ideas seriosly, and cease posting your every random thought.
Ian, you need to seek help for your substance abuse problem. When your friends come to you with the intervention, and it WILL come, don't fight it. Just let someone put their hand on your shoulder and let them will their thoughts into you as they look into your eyes.
i think he might be one of the x men mutant with mad kung fu skills me myself am skilled in the budhist palm and five palm point explodeing heart technique aaaaaahhhhhhh young grass hopper only use your skills for the benifits of good lmao
You probably freaked the guy out. I like how you speak your mind to the fullest, and let people in on the little nuances in your mind. The little things you think about that normally people keep to themselves.
You want to know why you feel nervous about being yourself around everyone? Because youre a douche bag. You should be nervous. I hope youre heavily medicated... if not you should be.
You want to know why you feel nervous about being yourself around everyone? Because youre a douche bag. You should be nervous. I hope youre heavily medicated... if not you should be.
thats real my dude, goodthing u turned around i believe u really helped the man even if he dident understand ur language~ people need to be more like u, fuck the guy telling u to leave asshole lol 1
I think it was kind of you to stop and provide some comfort for the man by remaining calm like that. I don't always agree with what you have to say, but I do appreciate it when a person allows themselves to face and almost absorb someone else's pain in order to be a calming influence in their time of need.
Also for people criticizing you (in this video specifically) & claiming you're trying to be a martyr- I don't think that should be the response to this sort of thing at all. People SHOULD be able to stop if they see a stranger in pain and try to help them. But humans are so afraid of one another. They're afraid, so instead of stopping they'll just drive by. We are all so disconnected from one another. I've been guilty of the same.
Stopping to see if you can help someone who has been injured should be a knee jerk reaction, but it's not. People don't want to get their hands dirty, if they see someone else taking care of it they'll just let it be and go on their way. Sometimes it's better to let things be. But sometimes its better to stop.
However touching his wound really wasn't a smart idea. Being a calming presence for someone and trying to 'heal' them when you have no medical expertise are two different things.
Does everything have to be about Ian? Jesus, a guy gets fucking ran over by a MacTruck and Ian sees it as opportunity to hone his street magic skills.
When passing the scene of a accident a driver is supposed to assist to help the victims if he can. Nonverbal communication works even if there are language differences. Human contact is comforting and says that you are concerned about them. You probably did the right thing by stopping Ian.
maybe Ian is a healer, you know there are lots of em out there and you skeptics out there have no idea what reality really is, not that anyone can explain it all to you, maybe you will eventually learn, all in all, Ian did a good deed and we should be grateful for that
Why does every little occurance have such deep significance to you Ian? The dude was injured, you helped calm him, that's good, but it's a 2 min video at best. Your delusions of grandour are ridiculous, all this water crap - where does it come from. You spit in the face of human evolution with your wooly thinking. Why do you think the renaisance happened? So we could further our learning, not make it up through feelings. Give the new age crap up.
I have a question for you, ian (which you won't respond to)...you claim that we can heal ourselves by just thinking positive thoughts, but what about the people who are born with a physical disability?...what about the people who are born blind or deaf?, is someone blind because they've been stressing out?
The human brain capacity has been the same for over 200,000 years. They had the same mental capacity as we do today. Did they know how to use a cell phone? Well, of course not. They would be amazed by it.
So were all those people standing in line to buy an iphone. No difference.
the human brain and the cell phone have merged to become a conglomerate of individual cells and metallic bits of electrically charged things. our time is coming to an end here but the sand still feels like tiny beads on the bottom of my bare feet. thank you for understanding.
it is the spirit of kindness which is carried forth in this video. despite the anger and raging comments, the world is still round. you can all worship your demons but the only angel is a slice of pie. how can my chickens teleport? Ask yourself if the truth is worth lying for!
As near as we can tell, it's a guy desperately trying to act real who has neither the where-with-all nor the emotional fortitude to deal with the pressures of everyday life. Suffering from what appears to be genuine mental disease, "this world" provides him some control and comfort from his daily burdens.
The people don't understand what I am doing for them. They are the villain. It's because they are scared... They obsess over my videos. They love what I am doing... They would do whatever I told them to do. I have so many loyal subscribers and they all look up to me... I hope they don't all become too dependent on me. [End Strip 1]
[Strip 2] This is so much hard work being their leader... Well, I'm not their leader. But, they all look up to me, yes they do.
--Excerpted from first 2 strips of "Inside the Mind of Ian Crossland," a comic strip series on the life and mind of Ian Crossland currently being pitched for syndication in major newspapers worldwide. All rights reserved.
We have decided to go with "Crossland's Mind" for our new syndicated comic strip (pending distribution) as the title and will generously cut you in for 0.2% of the net profits for your wise counsel.
Crossland's Mind... I like it. It taps into the "Mind of Mencia" demographic, and also fans of the cult classic "Herman's Head". It's gonna be a surefire hit, I can feel it!
If your in-laws want to control your partner, and your partner wants them to do the controlling, there's not much you can do. All you can do is control yourself. You can try talking to your partner and giving them a reality check, but trying to get other people into therapy is even less likely. Look at Ian.
i broke me leg in high school and a girl ran up to me without hesitation and applied her hands to my broken leg. it instantly calmed me and i stopped crying. everyone thought she was weird but i felt the energy from her and she helped me more than the ppl just standing around me. this is the power of reiki
Hi ladylabret, As long as we're swapping stories - I was thrown from my speeding bike through a collision with an unexpected car door opening. Like the man in this story, I had several broken ribs.
Apparently my body reacted to the injuries by producing massive amounts of adrenalin. I got up, rode off and thought it was a minor thing. The next morning I was paralyzed by the pain!
I don't understand why people are thumbs downing this? God forbid someone actually has a positive response. It's not about Ian, its just about the power of positive energy in a stressful situation. And if people are going to say that it's all a load of crap just because Ian sounds over the top talking about it in this video that's pretty childish. I don't think anyone can claim there has never been a time in their life they were calmed by the presence of another. If not, I feel sorry for you.
Yeah, there's a few ppl who just critisise any comment that remotely is in favour of what Ian is talking about.. He has quite a lot of 'haters'. I've even had one of them send me heaps of long private messages to try and convince me of Ian's insanity!! Ppl can be very judgemental, I guess.. thanks for adding you comment in, it made me smile :)
Ian, did it ever occur to you that this guy was too weak to get up and kick your ass for putting your hands on um. And for christ sakes Ian, put a real shirt on, and get a haircut you bumb.
I had the same thought Rose. True humility is when we help someone and never mention a word about it. Otherwise, it leaves a person wondering - did you help because it was the right thing to do or did you help so you could talk about it and get a pat on the back? Motives.
Ian... 1. risked his life by working at Ground Zero. 2. talked to a homeless person. 3. gave a homeless person $20. 4. went to homeless shelter training once 5. spent leisure time with neighbor's kids 6. loves humanity 7. works hard at sharing his thoughts on cam 8. works as a servant 9. inspires others 10. made up a story about healing a hurt man with a mustache who was Hispanic --Paid for by "Ian Crossland is a Hero" Committee.
It really pisses me off each time one of you mentions the Jamba Juice - it causes me to CRAVE some. I miss that stuff and there aren't any Jamba Juices out here!
Ian (REVISED)...(TM) 1. risked his life by working at Ground Zero. 2. talked to a homeless person. 3. gave a homeless person $20. 4. went to homeless shelter training once 5. spent leisure time with neighbor's kids 6. loves humanity 7. offers his life via cam to guide humanity 8. works as a servant 9. inspires others 10. made up a story about healing a hurt man with a mustache who was Hispanic --Paid for by "Ian Crossland is a SUPER-Hero who deserves a cape" Committee.
In your mind, you think that you just helped humanity by telling them your theory that you can heal people by being calm. Your brain is confused by the result of your behaving. You confound passion with medecine and you want recognition like if you accomplished something great. Ian you didn't accomplish anything, I'm really sorry, all you do is hurting yourself.
Your problem is getting bigger and bigger and it becomes harder to solve because your getting deeper and deeper in your delusions. You try to establish theory with mixed facts and then after spout them, you start to believe in what you just said even if dosen't make any sense. Ian, I'm really sad for you, really. You make people that watch you sad, your energy is very conflicting.
Ian I wished you the best, I hope you will get help because you need it. Anyone telling you that you are sane are ignorant and they don't care about you. If someone really care about another, he tells him what is wrong with him, he dosen't tell him what he wanna hear. Peace Ian, again see a doctor k man? Ciao.
You are a good man and a compassionate person. The really sad thing is, nothing said in your comments will sink into him, and they are the exact truth and reality he needs to hear.
Ian you are very sick. You have big mental issues. How can you dodge everyone that try to inform you. You think that most of us are wrong? Ian, I will stop watching you from now on because I know where you will end anyways. You just love to hear yourself and you listen to no one. There is no communication at all in your videos, you are just an hallucinating sick man.
You have no clue how deep your problems are. 80% of the audience are here because you are a reality show to them. Some of them are new people that dosen't know how deep your problem is, they just see the first face of yours and your charisma. But in the long run they all realise like anybody who watch you that you have deep mental issues.
Do you think that all the people that leave critism about your behavior are doing that to hurt you? Don't you think some of them are actually trying to help you? Ian you don't know it but you really need help. But you close your eyes and ears when it comes to face the real reality.
I think you, crossland, need to quit reading so many New Age sites and this weird mystical stuff. The fact is, this guy was scared and making eye contact with him and physical contact simply calmed him down. Which was a good thing, but unless you come up with some kind of proof you somehow healed him in anyway..I wouldn't go overboard with the idea.
thank you, keepitslidey. i wanted to point that out but that's all i need...it's bad enough i have people sending me private messages begging me not to mention the "b" word again (thank you, superasente matt or whatever your name is...thanks a lot for making me feel bad about that), i didn't want more people being mad at me for being the type of person to correct someone's dumb spelling mistakes. so thanks again.
I mean really I constantly correct other people's spelling on youtube and like scores of people have trashed me for it. so like thank you for correcting someone's dumb spelling- well not dumb spelling- just spelling, yeah spelling that's it.
You calling me a retard. Your just upset because I called you on your mental incapacities and I was right spike. Read the original post, then read mine again, and then read them both at least three more times, until you see what we were talking about little guy. Go back to looking for a job before the kick you out of Denver like they did back in Cali.
If only Ian realized that's all he really did - comfort a man and give him something to focus on, then yes it would be sweet. But Ian Crossland's ego doesn't let him stop there, he has himself convinced he healed this man with his hand, by conducting electricity, by taking on the man's pain, by reading his mind, etc.
Ian even goes to far as to interpret the paramedic's behavior as being in awe of what Ian was doing when most likely, the paramedic was trying to find the right words for, "Dude, can you please back the fuck off and let me do my job?"
But, isn't it difficult to believe that a trained paramedic would simply watch in awe as a non-trained bystander administered laying of hands on the streets of LA?
And here I am in this dark room at Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises, holding my short little flashlight...by the way..when do I get the long black one?
Well, considering that in Los Angeles County the vast majority of paramedics are also firefighters and those who aren't, are at the least employed by the fire department, I really rather doubt that a true hero, like a firefighter, would be in awe if Ian Crossland on any level.
That's an awsome story. Ian I don't know if you believe or realize that your taping into the healing power of Jesus since we are all created in Gods image we have been given a gift to heal as well. The fact that you speak of water is evidence because Christ refers to Him self as living water. Anyways check it for your self, alot of what you said in this story rings true with the bible.
Ian claims Jesus was a stoner and was constantly high on mushrooms and cannabis (despite the fact that neither grow in the harsh, arid climate of the Negev Desert)
Michelle5451 writes - "I don't know how to tell you this, but Ian Crossland believes Jesus was a drug addict."
Michelle, you must be referring to CONSISTENCY OF A NEW BEGINNING (14-4-2007) /watch?v=DGSiCb-mu5k wherein Ian announces his candidacy for President, tells us that Jesus was a drugged out cult leader, tells us he existed in the past, declares his love for us, tells us he is not going to get into drugs, and chews toilet paper.
emwharton, that would be the one! Wow, I forgot he is going to run for President. A President with the power to heal with his hands? Pfffft who need universal healthcare?
Or maybe you are talking about the video THE PROPHECY where Ian tell us he is a Prophet like Jesus?...
"I believe that it was drug-induced - Mohammed, Jesus, Zarathustra - tripping out completely in the moment believing every thing they say..." - Ian Crossland (29-1-2007) /watch?v=12NVrhAjg-M
I will say this though. I swear to holy god if I ever wreck on a motorcycle, and I am laying there with cracked ribs and am internally bleeding, and you Ian come on the scene and tell me im healing and start with the insano thoughts, BROKE RIBS OR NOT IM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! The last thing I need when im bleeding out is some psychopath telling me im HEALING!!!!!!!!!!!
i think what you experienced also has to do with consciousness. i am not trying to promote myself at all...but ive been making recent videos about the accelerated rate that our collective consciousness is growing enabling situaitons like this. so its nice to see this.
I like when ppl remind everyone that jesus was not some trail trash looking biker wanna be that most the paintings show now. He looked like the ppl now that we call terrorist these days. that is if he even was a real person
Man, you had me, until you started talking about the moisture and magnets.
When someone is in a state of shock, of course they are going to become calm, if those around them are calm. If you have that ability, then maybe you should consider being an EMT or something. You could truly make a change in this world.
Interesting. I thought the article on early man was interesting too.
Craft your thoughts, Ian. Let me remind you that I was close to hating you until you WROTE me and explained what you were trying to say [about 9/11]. When you take the time to structure your thoughts, you suddenly seem - NORMAL. Eight hundred videos and I thought you were an ass. Three paragraphs and I suddenly saw YOU. Think about it.
what a beautiful experience that must have been for you... energy healing, i'm very familiar with both hands on and hands off method of Reiki. in any event it turned out to be a positive day for you. good for you! peace2U man
Ian, thank you for stopping to show your brother compassion and to pass him healing and comforting Energy. He NEEDED you, and you helped him. Compassion of any kind is a rare trait in people these days. Be well Ian! oxox
Compassion is not a rare trait. You make it sound as if hardly anyone one cares anymore and that's just not true.Why would you make a statement like that? I know many people with compassion.
Nonsense. You can't pass someone healing, or comforting energy. There is no such thing as comforting energy. And Ian didn't do any healing, and probably no comforting either.
Ian, you know my song and dance: please see a psychiatrist. Please, as a personal favor to me? I know you won't, but I'll keep pleading with you to do so. You would be amazed at how great the world can be if you aren't self-medicating with pot and you are on some good anti-psychotic medications.
Kudos for stopping but I couldn't help but laugh thinking of you rubbing your hands all over a guys broken ribs while locked in a deep stare saying 'we're all healing". So creepy.
You're a good man Ian. A good man. How incredibly courageous of you to step in and offer this stranger your time and energy during their moment of pain and need. You give new life to my philosophy that Americans are generally good people. You're just one of the extra special ones. I think it's terrific you're putting your ideas into action.
He probably only made the situation worse. From his own description, he didn't help in any way. Everyone else smartly saw the situation was already under control and did the right thing by NOT running over and laying hands on the injured guy.
Imagine if everyone did what Ian did? That's the way I work out whether something is the right thing to do or not. I use exaggeration to prove a point or to find an end -- or a conclusion. If everyone did what Ian did, there's be a swarm of people standing over the guy waving their hands over him. The poor guy wouldn't know WHO'S eyes to look into -- he'd be just freaked out.
You're very brave, i hope u keep fighting that 'egotistical structure'. you'll never know how much good you could do. I belive that man is alright now. To just be able to calm someone down, that is so so important a skill to be tapped into, everyone can do it : ) that fucking egotistical shit though for real , it's huge.. : / so many people need to belive to hesitate in theirs, and other's just need their ego's pricked with a tiny little pin.
hahahaha this guy is such a wackoooo
ZombieBunny501 10 months ago
Seems to be hard to sleep... sounds like something bothers you...is there something or maybe you are mentally sick ?
daemonz1979 11 months ago
was the girl in the car your case worker or therapist? You are not deep, your acting like a sensational narccicist with no grasp on reality, not trying to rag on you im sure you dont need it but come one homie, you managed to say nothing in 11:00 minutes.
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Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
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Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
Galiento 1 year ago
Ian, I dig your post's. I think you should keep doing what you want to do, which is exactly what you are doing, and it's awesome. To all of you people who have a problem with him, he is obviously getting across to you somewhere because you are watching him. If you don't want to watch him then don't watch it.
Galiento 1 year ago
Ian, you are not acting like not a serious person. rather, your behaving foolishly. This video blog you have is diminishing your ability to ever be taken seriously. It does provide you with a good deal of attention. But, negative attetion is not a good thing. Please develop self respect, take yourself and your ideas seriosly, and cease posting your every random thought.
theendoftheparade 2 years ago
Ian, you need to seek help for your substance abuse problem. When your friends come to you with the intervention, and it WILL come, don't fight it. Just let someone put their hand on your shoulder and let them will their thoughts into you as they look into your eyes.
mickyfingaz 2 years ago
ha ha
dreamextreme7 2 years ago
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mickyfingaz 2 years ago
RIDER STRONG?
cloochiballz 2 years ago
i think he might be one of the x men mutant with mad kung fu skills me myself am skilled in the budhist palm and five palm point explodeing heart technique aaaaaahhhhhhh young grass hopper only use your skills for the benifits of good lmao
drail84able 2 years ago
good job man, don't these other people tell you different.
CrusadersforChrist 2 years ago
your nuts.
andysleighter 3 years ago
You probably freaked the guy out. I like how you speak your mind to the fullest, and let people in on the little nuances in your mind. The little things you think about that normally people keep to themselves.
But your really insane too.
TheLifeWeLiveEh 3 years ago
You want to know why you feel nervous about being yourself around everyone? Because youre a douche bag. You should be nervous. I hope youre heavily medicated... if not you should be.
cowceese 3 years ago
You want to know why you feel nervous about being yourself around everyone? Because youre a douche bag. You should be nervous. I hope youre heavily medicated... if not you should be.
cowceese 3 years ago
you r on crack
fait4605 3 years ago
lol hes got the macdonalds m hairstyle:P
xxno1xx 3 years ago
Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning.
Smaugrens 3 years ago
this is gonna be a changing day in my life
justhere099 3 years ago
I can safely say that as an EMT, or more to the point, a combat medic, you would be a massive liability and a failure.
Life isn't a fantasy game, you're not a paladin, quit with the "lay on hands", douche.
Levesque999 3 years ago
sort ur hair out man
wodster88 4 years ago
YOU are brilliant and beautiful.
Hope for our future.
love you
tfhl
Tinfoilhatlady 4 years ago
thats real my dude, goodthing u turned around i believe u really helped the man even if he dident understand ur language~ people need to be more like u, fuck the guy telling u to leave asshole lol 1
spiderweb06 4 years ago
r u a male nurse????? ur wearing scrubs
kinky0barbie 4 years ago
do you think you can breath someones pain in? transfer it? is it possible?
erickstartichus 4 years ago
what about the air the guy was breathing?
erickstartichus 4 years ago
haha ian crossland, you're pretty damn random, but i love it!
willywonka091 4 years ago
Ian, I love you to death dude, but I don't believe you ever can be yourself, On or Off Videos.
TeslinGuy 4 years ago
I think it was kind of you to stop and provide some comfort for the man by remaining calm like that. I don't always agree with what you have to say, but I do appreciate it when a person allows themselves to face and almost absorb someone else's pain in order to be a calming influence in their time of need.
lilybackwards 4 years ago
Also for people criticizing you (in this video specifically) & claiming you're trying to be a martyr- I don't think that should be the response to this sort of thing at all. People SHOULD be able to stop if they see a stranger in pain and try to help them. But humans are so afraid of one another. They're afraid, so instead of stopping they'll just drive by. We are all so disconnected from one another. I've been guilty of the same.
lilybackwards 4 years ago
Stopping to see if you can help someone who has been injured should be a knee jerk reaction, but it's not. People don't want to get their hands dirty, if they see someone else taking care of it they'll just let it be and go on their way. Sometimes it's better to let things be. But sometimes its better to stop.
However touching his wound really wasn't a smart idea. Being a calming presence for someone and trying to 'heal' them when you have no medical expertise are two different things.
lilybackwards 4 years ago
Does everything have to be about Ian? Jesus, a guy gets fucking ran over by a MacTruck and Ian sees it as opportunity to hone his street magic skills.
theSouliLLUSION 4 years ago 5
@theSouliLLUSION hahahahahahaha
bored19822000 1 year ago
Are you David Koresh incarnate ?
111Socrates777 4 years ago
He looks nothing like him
Geozone 4 years ago
just add glasses
111Socrates777 4 years ago
When passing the scene of a accident a driver is supposed to assist to help the victims if he can. Nonverbal communication works even if there are language differences. Human contact is comforting and says that you are concerned about them. You probably did the right thing by stopping Ian.
httprover 4 years ago
maybe Ian is a healer, you know there are lots of em out there and you skeptics out there have no idea what reality really is, not that anyone can explain it all to you, maybe you will eventually learn, all in all, Ian did a good deed and we should be grateful for that
mikedee83 4 years ago
I agree...most people would just go about their business...this says alot about Ian's character...in a positive way,I believe
thornekatt 4 years ago 3
Why does every little occurance have such deep significance to you Ian? The dude was injured, you helped calm him, that's good, but it's a 2 min video at best. Your delusions of grandour are ridiculous, all this water crap - where does it come from. You spit in the face of human evolution with your wooly thinking. Why do you think the renaisance happened? So we could further our learning, not make it up through feelings. Give the new age crap up.
garjagan 4 years ago
Your comment is quite insightful and accurate. You hit the issue with this guy directly. Nice work.
gitchigoomi 4 years ago
I have a question for you, ian (which you won't respond to)...you claim that we can heal ourselves by just thinking positive thoughts, but what about the people who are born with a physical disability?...what about the people who are born blind or deaf?, is someone blind because they've been stressing out?
williams411 4 years ago
.....
quyen13 4 years ago
Has anyone noticed that this freak is a cult leader in the making? Bwahahahaha!
rextangle 4 years ago
water water water
Unek420 4 years ago
no matter how many times I eat spinach I am still amazed at how bright the sun is.
FreeloaderX 4 years ago
The human brain capacity has been the same for over 200,000 years. They had the same mental capacity as we do today. Did they know how to use a cell phone? Well, of course not. They would be amazed by it.
So were all those people standing in line to buy an iphone. No difference.
Electrophill 4 years ago
the human brain and the cell phone have merged to become a conglomerate of individual cells and metallic bits of electrically charged things. our time is coming to an end here but the sand still feels like tiny beads on the bottom of my bare feet. thank you for understanding.
FreeloaderX 4 years ago
I know!! Right???
Electrophill 4 years ago
it is the spirit of kindness which is carried forth in this video. despite the anger and raging comments, the world is still round. you can all worship your demons but the only angel is a slice of pie. how can my chickens teleport? Ask yourself if the truth is worth lying for!
FreeloaderX 4 years ago
i wish my weed was half as good as Ians...
treeguy007 4 years ago
Is this guy for real or is it an act? I can't tell :/
greenwalk7313 4 years ago 3
As near as we can tell, it's a guy desperately trying to act real who has neither the where-with-all nor the emotional fortitude to deal with the pressures of everyday life. Suffering from what appears to be genuine mental disease, "this world" provides him some control and comfort from his daily burdens.
RiverMark 4 years ago 6
You ever try peyote, think you could see the other side.
sm0ky40 4 years ago
Ian: perhaps you could E-Bay vials of your tears for the sick and dying, now that you believe yourself to be a source of miracles.
stzach 4 years ago
Stop watching this faggot meth head and check out my EXtreme Burnout Video!!!!
rodbuster63 4 years ago
Is the force with you?
SOS10 4 years ago 2
The people don't understand what I am doing for them. They are the villain. It's because they are scared... They obsess over my videos. They love what I am doing... They would do whatever I told them to do. I have so many loyal subscribers and they all look up to me... I hope they don't all become too dependent on me. [End Strip 1]
RiverMark 4 years ago 4
[Strip 2] This is so much hard work being their leader... Well, I'm not their leader. But, they all look up to me, yes they do.
--Excerpted from first 2 strips of "Inside the Mind of Ian Crossland," a comic strip series on the life and mind of Ian Crossland currently being pitched for syndication in major newspapers worldwide. All rights reserved.
RiverMark 4 years ago 4
Not bad, but I suggest changing the title to simply "Crossland". I picture it being in the Bloom County/Outland style.
culwin 4 years ago
TO: culwin
FROM: Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises
We have decided to go with "Crossland's Mind" for our new syndicated comic strip (pending distribution) as the title and will generously cut you in for 0.2% of the net profits for your wise counsel.
RiverMark 4 years ago
Crossland's Mind... I like it. It taps into the "Mind of Mencia" demographic, and also fans of the cult classic "Herman's Head". It's gonna be a surefire hit, I can feel it!
culwin 4 years ago
1:30 AM
Is anyone awake?
For those of you who have "troubled"
in-laws, how do you deal with them ? ?
How do you get them to stop trying to control your partner?
Has anyone gotten their in-laws into therapy?
This is a serious question, and if you have real answers, please share.
Poppyflower66 4 years ago
If your in-laws want to control your partner, and your partner wants them to do the controlling, there's not much you can do. All you can do is control yourself. You can try talking to your partner and giving them a reality check, but trying to get other people into therapy is even less likely. Look at Ian.
culwin 4 years ago
wow- someone responded, and it makes sense. thank you.
Poppyflower66 4 years ago
i broke me leg in high school and a girl ran up to me without hesitation and applied her hands to my broken leg. it instantly calmed me and i stopped crying. everyone thought she was weird but i felt the energy from her and she helped me more than the ppl just standing around me. this is the power of reiki
ladylabret 4 years ago
Hi ladylabret, As long as we're swapping stories - I was thrown from my speeding bike through a collision with an unexpected car door opening. Like the man in this story, I had several broken ribs.
Apparently my body reacted to the injuries by producing massive amounts of adrenalin. I got up, rode off and thought it was a minor thing. The next morning I was paralyzed by the pain!
Like Mr. Moustache said in Ian's story.
emwharton 4 years ago 2
I don't understand why people are thumbs downing this? God forbid someone actually has a positive response. It's not about Ian, its just about the power of positive energy in a stressful situation. And if people are going to say that it's all a load of crap just because Ian sounds over the top talking about it in this video that's pretty childish. I don't think anyone can claim there has never been a time in their life they were calmed by the presence of another. If not, I feel sorry for you.
lilybackwards 4 years ago
Yeah, there's a few ppl who just critisise any comment that remotely is in favour of what Ian is talking about.. He has quite a lot of 'haters'. I've even had one of them send me heaps of long private messages to try and convince me of Ian's insanity!! Ppl can be very judgemental, I guess.. thanks for adding you comment in, it made me smile :)
ladylabret 4 years ago
roger12345678910, very well said.
Thank you.
OneoftheImmortals 4 years ago
...the water
foley15136 4 years ago
Well when God made man he is was as capable then as he is now, we have only made social/technological progress.
TruthTaste 4 years ago
Well I didn't have to do much research >_>
Levesque999 4 years ago
jeepers
LittleMissBanshee 4 years ago
Maybe Ian's Mom lied about his age
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
holy shit you look like my friend mike!!!!!!!!
except he has long hair and he's kinda hippie lookin
turdwithau 4 years ago
Check back in about a month.
Michelle5451 4 years ago 2
Ian, did it ever occur to you that this guy was too weak to get up and kick your ass for putting your hands on um. And for christ sakes Ian, put a real shirt on, and get a haircut you bumb.
SpokenWord333 4 years ago 4
Ian, You helped calm a man in a panic situation instead of doing nothing. That you cared is important in itself.
dovad16 4 years ago
I had the same thought Rose. True humility is when we help someone and never mention a word about it. Otherwise, it leaves a person wondering - did you help because it was the right thing to do or did you help so you could talk about it and get a pat on the back? Motives.
Michelle5451 4 years ago 6
RiverMark 4 years ago 8
(pssst you forgot that he gave a tree some water after it reached out to him and asked for some.)
Michelle5451 4 years ago
Ian...
11. offered and gave water to a tree that reached out for it.
--Paid for by "Ian Crossland is a SUPER-Hero" Committee
RiverMark 4 years ago
And don't forget the other Hispanic man he saved after he walked the hill..when he yelled STOP!! ..and then he had a Jamba Juice.
giaco44094 4 years ago
It really pisses me off each time one of you mentions the Jamba Juice - it causes me to CRAVE some. I miss that stuff and there aren't any Jamba Juices out here!
Michelle5451 4 years ago
I wish he was "AN Hero", if you catch my drift :/
Levesque999 4 years ago
RiverMark, Number 7 should ready -
7. lays down his life as a sacrifice on YouTube in order to guide humanity.
"Its a fucking sacrifice!...That's why I am asking for money. I am laying my life in front of the world" - Ian Crossland, 14/2/2007
emwharton 4 years ago 5
RiverMark 4 years ago 2
In your mind, you think that you just helped humanity by telling them your theory that you can heal people by being calm. Your brain is confused by the result of your behaving. You confound passion with medecine and you want recognition like if you accomplished something great. Ian you didn't accomplish anything, I'm really sorry, all you do is hurting yourself.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 7
Your problem is getting bigger and bigger and it becomes harder to solve because your getting deeper and deeper in your delusions. You try to establish theory with mixed facts and then after spout them, you start to believe in what you just said even if dosen't make any sense. Ian, I'm really sad for you, really. You make people that watch you sad, your energy is very conflicting.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 6
Ian I wished you the best, I hope you will get help because you need it. Anyone telling you that you are sane are ignorant and they don't care about you. If someone really care about another, he tells him what is wrong with him, he dosen't tell him what he wanna hear. Peace Ian, again see a doctor k man? Ciao.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 8
You are a good man and a compassionate person. The really sad thing is, nothing said in your comments will sink into him, and they are the exact truth and reality he needs to hear.
Michelle5451 4 years ago
Michelle5451 I think what you're saying is RIGHT on the money & I couldn't agree with you more!
ravensmomscorp76 4 years ago
Ian you are very sick. You have big mental issues. How can you dodge everyone that try to inform you. You think that most of us are wrong? Ian, I will stop watching you from now on because I know where you will end anyways. You just love to hear yourself and you listen to no one. There is no communication at all in your videos, you are just an hallucinating sick man.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 11
You have no clue how deep your problems are. 80% of the audience are here because you are a reality show to them. Some of them are new people that dosen't know how deep your problem is, they just see the first face of yours and your charisma. But in the long run they all realise like anybody who watch you that you have deep mental issues.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 11
Do you think that all the people that leave critism about your behavior are doing that to hurt you? Don't you think some of them are actually trying to help you? Ian you don't know it but you really need help. But you close your eyes and ears when it comes to face the real reality.
IanCrosslandIsALiar 4 years ago 13
I'm seriously starting to doubt whether this is a reality show.
johntheunique 4 years ago
Thats strange...People that watch your Videos dont seem calm after them at all :P
(something to think about folks)
HevyDevy 4 years ago
Aren't meds a wonderful thing?
GayBob08 4 years ago
you creep me out.
YellowMylex 4 years ago 3
your body language is interesting though.
keepitslidey 4 years ago
I think you, crossland, need to quit reading so many New Age sites and this weird mystical stuff. The fact is, this guy was scared and making eye contact with him and physical contact simply calmed him down. Which was a good thing, but unless you come up with some kind of proof you somehow healed him in anyway..I wouldn't go overboard with the idea.
moonglow38 4 years ago 5
Ian Crossland; what a very unique name i'd have to say. Is Crossland German or Polish?
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
Are you attempting to speak the language of love with young Mr. Crossland? Maybe body talk is what's really required. Take him deep, enjoy.
Oneofthelmmortals 4 years ago
Immortal, weren't you one of the actors in that movie "Brokeback Crossmack?"
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
google crossland name origin for your answer.
houseofnames dot com/xq/asp.fc/qx/crossland-family-crest.htm
tdejmcd 4 years ago
My user/surname is religious too.
Big deal.
Levesque999 4 years ago
My name doesn't have a religion. I'm notorious like that, what!!
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
Well I'm anciently French/Norman/Aermenian like that D:
Levesque999 4 years ago
No. Its English
Levesque999 4 years ago
It's spelled moustache you illiterate cunt.
keepitslidey 4 years ago
thank you, keepitslidey. i wanted to point that out but that's all i need...it's bad enough i have people sending me private messages begging me not to mention the "b" word again (thank you, superasente matt or whatever your name is...thanks a lot for making me feel bad about that), i didn't want more people being mad at me for being the type of person to correct someone's dumb spelling mistakes. so thanks again.
tdejmcd 4 years ago
I mean really I constantly correct other people's spelling on youtube and like scores of people have trashed me for it. so like thank you for correcting someone's dumb spelling- well not dumb spelling- just spelling, yeah spelling that's it.
tdejmed 4 years ago
YIKES!!!...What a dope
GayBob08 4 years ago
You calling me a retard. Your just upset because I called you on your mental incapacities and I was right spike. Read the original post, then read mine again, and then read them both at least three more times, until you see what we were talking about little guy. Go back to looking for a job before the kick you out of Denver like they did back in Cali.
Yuengling2006 4 years ago
that's so sweet, you were comforting him and connecting with him and giving him something to focus on. i bet he would thank you if he could.
stringofwhtlites 4 years ago
If only Ian realized that's all he really did - comfort a man and give him something to focus on, then yes it would be sweet. But Ian Crossland's ego doesn't let him stop there, he has himself convinced he healed this man with his hand, by conducting electricity, by taking on the man's pain, by reading his mind, etc.
Michelle5451 4 years ago 7
Ian even goes to far as to interpret the paramedic's behavior as being in awe of what Ian was doing when most likely, the paramedic was trying to find the right words for, "Dude, can you please back the fuck off and let me do my job?"
Michelle5451 4 years ago 6
But, isn't it difficult to believe that a trained paramedic would simply watch in awe as a non-trained bystander administered laying of hands on the streets of LA?
RiverMark 4 years ago
And here I am in this dark room at Ian Crossland Empire Enterprises, holding my short little flashlight...by the way..when do I get the long black one?
giaco44094 4 years ago
"when do I get the long black one?"
There's a really crude joke in there somewhere, but since you're a lady, I'll refrain.
Michelle5451 4 years ago
I was sure you would pick up on that! lol ..and how dare you call me a lady! I'm a neutron..or was it a proton?
giaco44094 4 years ago
You're a life support system for a vagina and your innards ain't nothin' but one big reproductive machine, baby!
Michelle5451 4 years ago 2
George Bush doesn't care about black people, Ian doesn't respect women.
Its all becoming very clear :]
Levesque999 4 years ago 2
I've got to pay more attention in Ian's biology class. (damn..this flashlight is weak}
giaco44094 4 years ago
Well, considering that in Los Angeles County the vast majority of paramedics are also firefighters and those who aren't, are at the least employed by the fire department, I really rather doubt that a true hero, like a firefighter, would be in awe if Ian Crossland on any level.
Michelle5451 4 years ago 2
Art Bell would love Ian Crossland.
BrianShaneRushton 4 years ago
That's an awsome story. Ian I don't know if you believe or realize that your taping into the healing power of Jesus since we are all created in Gods image we have been given a gift to heal as well. The fact that you speak of water is evidence because Christ refers to Him self as living water. Anyways check it for your self, alot of what you said in this story rings true with the bible.
redwardsjah123 4 years ago
Yes...aren't meds wonderful
GayBob08 4 years ago
redward, I don't know how to tell you this, but Ian Crossland believes Jesus was a drug addict.
Michelle5451 4 years ago 3
Ian claims Jesus was a stoner and was constantly high on mushrooms and cannabis (despite the fact that neither grow in the harsh, arid climate of the Negev Desert)
What a retarded loser :]
Levesque999 4 years ago 4
Michelle5451 writes - "I don't know how to tell you this, but Ian Crossland believes Jesus was a drug addict."
Michelle, you must be referring to CONSISTENCY OF A NEW BEGINNING (14-4-2007) /watch?v=DGSiCb-mu5k wherein Ian announces his candidacy for President, tells us that Jesus was a drugged out cult leader, tells us he existed in the past, declares his love for us, tells us he is not going to get into drugs, and chews toilet paper.
It's a classic.
emwharton 4 years ago 5
Need for Oral stimulation is an indication of an ecstasy roller xD
Levesque999 4 years ago
emwharton, that would be the one! Wow, I forgot he is going to run for President. A President with the power to heal with his hands? Pfffft who need universal healthcare?
Michelle5451 4 years ago
don't forget he eats his own earwax...
spydog97 4 years ago
so do I!
tdejmed 4 years ago
Or maybe you are talking about the video THE PROPHECY where Ian tell us he is a Prophet like Jesus?...
"I believe that it was drug-induced - Mohammed, Jesus, Zarathustra - tripping out completely in the moment believing every thing they say..." - Ian Crossland (29-1-2007) /watch?v=12NVrhAjg-M
emwharton 4 years ago
something like that happened to me once. kind of trippy when you're in it. enjoyable story, thanks.
HowLongCanUMakeAName 4 years ago
Wow ..naked and patriotic ! Ian..the girls are here!
giaco44094 4 years ago
OK..this was a reply to some porn spam and now it's gone!Sluts are easy cum, easy go, I guess.
giaco44094 4 years ago
You cut your haaaaaaaaaair! but you still look hot.
Yuni41 4 years ago
I will say this though. I swear to holy god if I ever wreck on a motorcycle, and I am laying there with cracked ribs and am internally bleeding, and you Ian come on the scene and tell me im healing and start with the insano thoughts, BROKE RIBS OR NOT IM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! The last thing I need when im bleeding out is some psychopath telling me im HEALING!!!!!!!!!!!
Dominated75 4 years ago
Look at Ians eyes, you can seriously see the crazy. I see crazy water in the eyes! lol
Dominated75 4 years ago
No, that's just from the weed smoke
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
water... healing, u should get a job doing something like this. making videos. spreading ideas.
Orion8888 4 years ago
YOU = RETARDed
UnionKid15 4 years ago
Ian, how long have you been a waiter because you can have a career in it. You can work for more upper class restaurants and get paid more.
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
i think what you experienced also has to do with consciousness. i am not trying to promote myself at all...but ive been making recent videos about the accelerated rate that our collective consciousness is growing enabling situaitons like this. so its nice to see this.
cranberryjuiceyay 4 years ago
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you look like jesus too. which is amazing.
Heraclitean 4 years ago
Jesus was middle eastern.
Ian is white trash
Levesque999 4 years ago
I like when ppl remind everyone that jesus was not some trail trash looking biker wanna be that most the paintings show now. He looked like the ppl now that we call terrorist these days. that is if he even was a real person
Hereinmyhead102 4 years ago 2
JESUS WAS AMERCAN GOD BLESS AMEIRCA
KISSMYLIZARD 4 years ago
Man, you had me, until you started talking about the moisture and magnets.
When someone is in a state of shock, of course they are going to become calm, if those around them are calm. If you have that ability, then maybe you should consider being an EMT or something. You could truly make a change in this world.
no1funkydiva 4 years ago
"I'm nervous about totally being myself around anyone." Well, paranoia can be an eventual symptom of extended drug use.
Fondueyou 4 years ago 2
Interesting. I thought the article on early man was interesting too.
Craft your thoughts, Ian. Let me remind you that I was close to hating you until you WROTE me and explained what you were trying to say [about 9/11]. When you take the time to structure your thoughts, you suddenly seem - NORMAL. Eight hundred videos and I thought you were an ass. Three paragraphs and I suddenly saw YOU. Think about it.
Danno21F 4 years ago 4
Ian, i don't think your white blood cells are circulating through your face enough. You're very pale dude.
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
interesting story Ian
washboard1997 4 years ago
Ian can heal the world.
coolgangstakillah 4 years ago
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I stubbed my toe on vagina last night
SpokenWord333 4 years ago
what a beautiful experience that must have been for you... energy healing, i'm very familiar with both hands on and hands off method of Reiki. in any event it turned out to be a positive day for you. good for you! peace2U man
FlawedIncorporated 4 years ago
A beautiful experience for Ian, a bad experience for the victim.
culwin 4 years ago 3
Ian, thank you for stopping to show your brother compassion and to pass him healing and comforting Energy. He NEEDED you, and you helped him. Compassion of any kind is a rare trait in people these days. Be well Ian! oxox
YouBetchYaBoots 4 years ago
Compassion is not a rare trait. You make it sound as if hardly anyone one cares anymore and that's just not true.Why would you make a statement like that? I know many people with compassion.
justveiwing23 4 years ago
"pass him healing and comforting Energy"
Nonsense. You can't pass someone healing, or comforting energy. There is no such thing as comforting energy. And Ian didn't do any healing, and probably no comforting either.
culwin 4 years ago
Ian, you know my song and dance: please see a psychiatrist. Please, as a personal favor to me? I know you won't, but I'll keep pleading with you to do so. You would be amazed at how great the world can be if you aren't self-medicating with pot and you are on some good anti-psychotic medications.
ichbinkeinberliner 4 years ago 2
Kudos for stopping but I couldn't help but laugh thinking of you rubbing your hands all over a guys broken ribs while locked in a deep stare saying 'we're all healing". So creepy.
cnash979 4 years ago 2
what girl are you talking about that was in the car ian? and why did the man ask you to leave when "they" get here?
matt357 4 years ago
this is like some bad cross between DUNE and an episode of ST:TOS
dscefonas 4 years ago
how about a game of online chess, frances?
tdejmcd 4 years ago
You're a good man Ian. A good man. How incredibly courageous of you to step in and offer this stranger your time and energy during their moment of pain and need. You give new life to my philosophy that Americans are generally good people. You're just one of the extra special ones. I think it's terrific you're putting your ideas into action.
genors11 4 years ago
He probably only made the situation worse. From his own description, he didn't help in any way. Everyone else smartly saw the situation was already under control and did the right thing by NOT running over and laying hands on the injured guy.
culwin 4 years ago 3
Imagine if everyone did what Ian did? That's the way I work out whether something is the right thing to do or not. I use exaggeration to prove a point or to find an end -- or a conclusion. If everyone did what Ian did, there's be a swarm of people standing over the guy waving their hands over him. The poor guy wouldn't know WHO'S eyes to look into -- he'd be just freaked out.
MrLeN76 4 years ago
good vlog ian. way to help out.
soimayvent 4 years ago
funny... i mean interesting..
cycoG 4 years ago 4
You're very brave, i hope u keep fighting that 'egotistical structure'. you'll never know how much good you could do. I belive that man is alright now. To just be able to calm someone down, that is so so important a skill to be tapped into, everyone can do it : ) that fucking egotistical shit though for real , it's huge.. : / so many people need to belive to hesitate in theirs, and other's just need their ego's pricked with a tiny little pin.
Pawsz 4 years ago