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  • ok for one if it was a real witch. you would have had to be a target and you would have had to really piss it off. there's balance evil and good. Where there is evil there is good plus it didn't have to be a witch to do that it could have been goblin, demon, gremlin, etc. all these things can have magical abilities so just saying it was a witch is kind of narrow minded since there's other things that like to cause harm. and basic nature of a witch is to help nature in general. do your homework.

  • lol she cant go to the hospital cuz its the holidays lol

  • take your nose off, I wanna see!!

  • @KosmiKo77713 Can I ask a stupid question, seeing as you are a "witch"? Do you know the four commands of a true witch? And if you do, why aren't you practicing at least one of them?! Arguing with others is not the way to spread knowledge, and you tend to make yourself look like an ass. OH, and before you go knocking on THAT door, I'm also a Wiccan, have been for 11 years. Just let it go, and let ignorant people be ignorant. 

  • @Haight27Ash This coming from the guy whose only uploads are him acting like a complete ass in front of women who sexually exploit themselves? STFU and GTFO... I despise ignorant, racist assholes like you.

  • omg TTHIS IS SO STUPID

  • Did anyone arguing here, perhaps, happen to notice, that the subject category of this video is "comedy"?

  • Look... Study up on what Wiccan is before you judge

  • You are a good storyteller, keep at it and don't mind the others. They don't have a story.

  • killing your self would be like cutting off your nose to spite your face... oops... sorry.. guess that was insensitive....

  • Id like to bang you while you tell me that story, then medicate your nose with a fine ointment.

  • I don't think you have friends. So no need to worry... however i'm sure the people who do know you don't think much of you anyway nose or not.

  • Kathleen, did you seriously get death threats over a ridiculous religion?!

    How did they plan 2 accomplish this task,

    Chanting ridiculous spells over bubbling cauldron.

    It's pathetic.

  • your stupid...you clearly have to much time on your hands...just saying

  • you don't have a B/F ,cool ... So ,you have 4 holes rather than 3 to offer a B/F ...

  • um are you lieing

  • hahahahahahahaha.

  • uncool see this is the same stereo type ppl need to get out of thier heads and i must say worst vid ever

  • r u stupid?

  • @125teddie SHUTUP SHE IS MENTALLY ILL SO WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

  • fake nose your holding a fake nose on ur real nose...

  • @turnbullboys It was said that Jesus was a witch..Wish I could explain to you why..

    HINT: the #13 is a big one, this stuf happened before Jesus...can you guess when and where :)

    Kree

    The picture of Jesus we see today, is NOT Jesus

    This happened way before Jesus was born

    How was he able to heal people?

    Miracle worker

    just to list a FEW...

    PS: Think Greece :)

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 ..lol...amen

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 UR ignorance is not worth my time. Oh, and just 4 the record, I DON'T DO DRUGS; I don't need them. U on the other hand, look like a crack head - like a complete psycho - a much uglier version of Gaga. Now stop wasting my time and go bother some other loser with no life such as URself - who has to make these really stupid videos to get some attention from complete strangers. Don't even bother responding because I will not respond. Again, YOUR IGNORANCE IS NOT WORTH MY TIME!!!

  • LARGE BREASTS!....i know that has nothing to do with this vid...i just like looking at them...

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 U can make fun of me all you want, but there are just too many of these experiences to be dismissed as mere coincidences - and I'm not the only one who's had these incredible experiences. My first experiences happened when I was like 15 years old (that's more than 20 years ago). Even then, my connection with nature continues to amaze me. But what amazes me the most are people like you, who dismiss everything without first researching or experiencing things on their own.

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 Once, while casting a circle with 4 candles to represent the 4 directions, 4 large birds came and started flying in a circle above my circle of white candles. While meditating in the water elementals I saw a symbol in my mind. I didn't tell anybody, but 2 days later a co-worker gave me a a book. I found the same water symbol in the book. Another time while channeling the air elementals a dove came and sat on my shoulder for a long time. Anecdotal evidence? I think not!!!

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 Like when I started lighting candles to Artemis. Had a lot of dreams with bees - where my body was completely covered with them, but they wouldn't sting me. That same week bees built a beehive on my balcony - I later found out that Artemis was known as the Goddess of the bees. Another time I met an aspect of the Goddess - she came down a rainbow and told me her name was Iris and that she was the rainbow goddess and I later learned that "Arco-IRIS" means "rainbow" in Spanish.

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 U are so ignorant. Real witches do not fly on brooms sticks, nor are they anything like the media portraits. Being a witch doesn't mean that U can control the world, and it doesn't mean that U can turn people into animals or anything like that. AGAIN the word "Witch" means wise one, and that's because REAL witches are very in-tune with nature. Research Witchcraft (The Old Religion). The Goddess is real. I've had too many incredible experiences where she has connected with me

  • I bet your fun at partys.lol

  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 rofl... aside from this video, thats the funniest description of what a witch is (or can do) lol:)))) "gay virgin"? must not be in the english language certainly....wont even try to define it for you but, thought it was hilarious lol and thanks for making me laugh:)))) (both you and this video)

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  • @TheBasicAnyway1991 OMG, have u heard of the Old Religion? U know, the one that is over 30,000 years old. The religion which followers left cave paintings dating back to 35,000 BCE? They were witches (REAL ONES) who worshipped the Goddess since ancient times. It's so disrespectful for people to talk about Witchcraft - the old religion and about witches when they have nothing to back up their claims. I've been in this religion for over 20 years and I have done my reserach. Thank You!!!

  • The word "Witch" means wise one. Do some research. This is really stupid and a complete lie. What a lame story. "The doctors don't know what to do? I thought you said you hadn't gone to the doctor yet. I'm so sick of the media and people degrading the Witchcraft religion. The nose is all fake. What a stupid video... 

  • this one is just bad.

  • um how did the doctor say some thing to u if u didnt go yet in that video

  • all these people on here saying they are " witches" and hiw this video is ignorant.....hahahaha.....your lame. its a jooooookkkeee. get it!?

  • I'm a Wiccan and I found this video quite amusing. =) I don't see why people are taking offense in this.

  • Omg I can't Believe People are actually taking offence to this video. Its a funny bit of comedy! haha her nose fell off!!! Anyways, I worked with this one girl over the summer and she claimed to be able to read my mind because she was a "witch" turns out she was just a reject who wanted attention. No body has special witch powers. The real magic is kathleenphillips rad and funny acting skills. Good video ( beer and carrots is my favourite :P)

  • OMG people... LIGHTEN-UP!!!! This was just a bit of playfulness on her part. I'm a Wiccan and I didn't take offense. I mean...what is her crime [aside from a bit of bad acting]?? [sorry Kathleen]. I think it's kind of funny. b/b )O(

  • @avallonmist

    i thought it was pretty cool too and yes i am a wiccan to

  • OMG people... LIGHTEN-UP!!!! This was just a bit of playfulness on her part. I'm a Wiccan and I didn't take offense. I mean...what is her crime [aside from a bit of bad acting]?? [sorry Kathleen]. I think it's kind of funny.

  • YOUR INSANE GET A JOB

    

  • lol

  • Dorothy and a walk down the yellow brick road? You honestly had me thinking you were insane there for a moment. Very well done.

  • Silly you have leprosy, the woman that popped out the bush is nut-job and asks everyone that question.

  • IF YOUR NOSE FEEL OFF YOU WILL BE BLEEDING TO DEATH,YOUR FACE WOULD BE A MESS.tHIS COULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD VIDEO IF THE STORY LINE WAS BETTER.

  • @blackcat6898 FELL.....NOT FEEL LOL

  • Hmm? You're a christian witch. Is that what you're saying? Okay. Well I think it's wonderful that you subscribe to not one but two "Paths" of goof-ballery. You're not just a nutcase, you're a well rounded nutcase and I'm sure a whole lotta fun at the church/coven/singles Christmas-Soltice-Jerk Off party.

  • that is really weird.

  • i think this was meant to be a joke, either way it made me laugh.

  • your dumb!

  • I might be a witch,but you're a ginger.

  • This is fantastic.

  • Meds?

  • I am a witch. We always try to fight such evil stereotypes. The burning times were in 1692, you would think that since then people would mature, but i guess not. I find this video very iggnorant....i dont have videos yet but if i did i wouldnt mock anyone elses path.

  • i think i am the only one getting the irony/sarcasm here.

    and its funny.

    Youre great at acting

  • you're a very good actress. I really like this kind of dark humor

  • Ok, so how do yous guys feel about classic cartoon character Broom Hilda? (Aside from hilarious, obviously)

  • So, what are yous guys feelings on classic cartoon character Broom Hida? (Aside from hilarious, obviously)

  • Gayest video ever! Go to acting school, thanks!

  • LOL this made me crack up!

  • A witch would never do that. It's against the wiccan rede.

  • @CannibalKissing Not all witches are Wiccans, in fact most witches are NOT wiccans.

  • u guys u are all dumb besides person who made this all u hating on the video u should know the freaking videos arent gonna be real witches and vampires and yes there are probably real witches out there and there are wiccans but who freaking cares why click on a video that isnt real not why wont u all just shut up and  stop complaining and leaving hate comment like a big Baby You Are!!!

  • >:( video sucked!

  • This is story for little kids......why only lil kids can bielive this fucking story

  • your a terrible actor seriously

    go work in an office 

  • @staci123player or as a waitress

  • First, behind your nose there wouldnt be a gapping hole but two small funky shaped holes that you could probably put your pinky in. Second, as your moving around and making expressions your nostrals flar abit. If your nose was severd from your face the nerves would also be severed. With that as the case you wouldnt be able to move it. Third, the hospital should be open dispite the holiday.

    It must not be that big a deal since you had time to run home and make a video. Think about it.

  • NOMPTHINK NMELLS NUNNY

  • Wow... well whatever you were smoking that day... could I have some?

    rofl

  • How does she smell?

  • Cool. Thanks Dorothy

  • this is RIDICULOUS!!!! this is unbelievable and insulting to those who follow the Path. No such witch who ever do such a thing and couldn't possibly do it. YOUR MAKING OF YOURSELF

  • @bellatrix2253

    Are you drunk?

  • @kathleenphillips i think u did good even though it was fake like all videos i dont believe in witches and i do i am christian but these is really good acting and just ignore the hate comments who cares what people think anyway Good Job~

  • @kathleenphillips do ou know jesus

  • YouTube makes it so hard to believe in things hahah

  • lmao this is so weird XD

  • What an idiot.

    I did this to her :P

    And even if this is a joke, she's still making an embarrasment of herself :P

  • the bigoted comment wasn't in response to your "apology" in case you took it that way, i try to catch mistakes. I wasn't trying to take your video seriously and honestly I didn't, just the comments caught my attention. And I do agree though, some so-called witches don't even know what THEY'RE talking about?

  • funny, you told a witch you don't believe in witchcraft or a witch as in her/or was it a him, or a cat, horse, rabbit, dog, a tree limb, ....

    witches won't, i know for a fact hex or harm you unless you harm them or bring them to the attention to have harm upon them, any.... basic witch will want you not to believe so they can hex you later or others.....

    so nice video, get a life...

  • What is the point of this video?

  • I changed my mind... Anyone who calls themselves a witch is a SUPER DUPER IDIOT. I am rolling my eyes at you forever!

    Sincerely,

    Frankenstein.

  • the bigoted comment wasn't in response to your "apology" in case you took it that way, i try to catch mistakes. I wasn't trying to take your video seriously and honestly I didn't, just the comments caught my attention. And I do agree though, some so-called witches don't even know what THEY'RE talking about?

  • @kathleenphillips haha! Your an idiot! I'm a witch!

  • @kathleenphillips uh..your the one with tape and fake crap on your face. the first few seconds of listening to you and I wanted to kill myself. people who have no education live in fear. you live in fear you become a radical. Im a christian and believe in God, but you really make things worse than what they really are. people like you are what brings fear and stupidity . AND i said i was a christian does not mean i don't follow other 'paths'.

  • @kathleenphillips Do you even know what the word "Witch" means. It means "Wise One" and Witchcraft means "The Craft of the Wise" - it is the oldest religion in the world. I am rolling my eyes at your igonrance!!!

  • Then.... my cock fell off and I glued it to my forehead and told people "I'm a unicorn" and those bastards didn't believe me.

  • HHAHAHAHAHAHA !

  • stop that!! thats mean!!!!

  • i cant believe i just wasted two minutes and 53 seconds on this video and even more i cant believe thats its gotten 20,882 views.

  • im a witch! dont make fun of me

  • The word is Peugot.

  • Okay. Look, I don't honestly think that all Wiccans are illiterate. I admit my ignorance toward your religious beliefs and practices and confess that my earlier comment was not very tactful. The comment was a brash reaction to a lot of the weird hostility that had been directed at me for making what is in all seriousness, a goofy monologue not meant to be taken at all seriously. My apologies for the offense.

  • Sorry, the word is bigot

  • @vengeanceofhell08 Okay. Look, I don't honestly think that all Wiccans are illiterate. I admit my ignorance toward your religious beliefs and practices and confess that my earlier comment was not very tactful. The comment was a brash reaction to a lot of the weird hostility that had been directed at me for making what is in all seriousness, a goofy monologue not meant to be taken at all seriously. My apologies for the offense. 1 second ago

  • @kathleenphillips You are funny, and a good actress! :D

    I do NOT take this video offensively...OTHERS do :) I am Wiccan, And so live and let live and smile a bit :) I even make fun of myself sometimes!LOL so I don't know what my brothers and sisters are mad about???? Come on guys! Live And Let Live!!!!

    Blessed Be! :)

  • Really? How's this for illiterate? I think my speech is pretty good and I am Wiccan. Although those in the comments who said we "can't" curse people are wrong, because we can, it's just a matter of choice. Hilarious video, not so hilarious comment. Just goes to show your a bigamist idiot. how's that for illiterate?

  • witches cant curse people.its against their religion and is just a huge lie that

    the catholics made up years ago to get people to fear and hate any other

    religion than the catholics.

  • okay so i know this is like a joke or just some random stuff but honestly suga..if i were casting a movie i would put you as the lead..if you can make this some what beleiveable as you did for me well then..hot damn child you could prolly sell ice to an eskimo lol

  • this pain just the beginning heLL is gonna be worst this isn't a threat it's a warning CHRIST WIll Save your SOUL"

    + GoD BLesS+

  • @esara6 God is dead. GTFO.

  • @Sloot20

    please......... don't say what your gonna regret

  • i am a real witch(wiccan or whatever you like to call it), we would never do something like that!! this kinda pissed me off.plz take it down and stop making fun of something that'll you dont understand.We are really out there but we harm none.Like catlover19921 said it in our laws(rede,code whatever you like to call it)...Thank you love always(i love everyone foe we all come from the same mother)E290

  • @E290 Considering the two terms aren't interchangeable, and considering the rede or the 'whatever' you want to call it doesn't apply to both, you're obviously a misinformed simpleton. Stop taking offence to something you obviously can't figure out, and don't claim to be something you obviously aren't.

  • @Sloot20 no i am sorry wiccan means witch..and rede code wicca laws, and i am who i am.you are the one who a misinformed simpleton.

  • @E290 Wicca is the religion. Witchcraft is the practice. You can be Wiccan and not practice witchcraft, making you a Wiccan and not necessarily a witch, just as you can practice witchcraft and not be associated with Wicca, nor inclined to its nonsensical rede. Too much to wrap your head around, obviously.

    You're the reason people make fun of Wiccans as being misinformed fad followers. You make claims to be controversial, and just end up looking like a retard.

  • It's acted really well too!

  • This is brilliant.

  • hahahaha.funny

  • lol the funnies tthing ive seen all day hahaha

  • lol XD

  • lol

  • your amazing im a fan !

  • i am real witch, or wiccan, or pagan call it whateer you like, but in our pledge, call the wiccan rede there is a line that says "an harm ye non, do what ye will" which means do anything you want as long you dont hurt anyone or yourself. so watch what you say before you get some one really pissed

  • As another wiccan I would like to point out that this was obviously meant as satire towards story book tellings of witches, if anything you are giving of negative energy by not showing simple understanding and humor that most religions lack.

  • @catlover19921 i am also a pagan and this does somewhat piss me off

  • @catlover19921 You're an idiot.

  • your going to kill yourself, stupid...

  • are you serious???...witchs are not like that. your seriously messed up. get a life.

  • i'm all distraught. and stuff.

  • listen, ur almost there. 5 more years of proper acting class in LA and you'll be good to go. u dont want to act like something happened to your nose. your nose did fall off. thats the way u look at it.

    -JONES-

  • okay, kill yourself then... :S

    youre such a loser.. my god..

    what is your problem?

  • remove your nose then lol then il belive you actress lmao no no drama queen hahaha ..... nose job more like it

  • Your nose fell off because you had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.

  • witches cannot reveal that they are a witch until u ask them

  • omg im so sorry for you!*hug* it's ok

  • What a joke and not a very funny one.

  • haha thats funny! Sorry bout your nose :(

  • ok first witches don,t hurt people ok lady i know that because i myself am a witch i think you are nuts seriously get a life lady.and another thing witches have laws and one of them say harm none do as you will read up the laws before you try to say bad stuff about a witch.because we don,t like that at all.

  • quit yet bitching, witch.

  • up yer nose with a rubber hose kotter.

  • Witches kill...john 10:10...u witch!

  • MENTAL!!!!

  • their is no witches,santa clause,tooth fairy or the easter bunny!get a fuckin life people.

  • LOL

  • Good performance. However, I don't understand why some people truely practice what they consider to be witchcraft. We live in a planet who's natural laws have been explained by Charles Darwin and have been clarified by the discovery of the genome. Why people in the 21st century still belive in the Wicca and God etc seems really baffling and childish. Please face up to the fact that we live in an indifferent world and enjoy the fact that your alive and well.

  • Witches are real and shouldnt be made fun of although they shouldnt take things so seriously either as they should accept what they are as a positive rather than a negative.

  • @digimaxa Theres noting positive about witchcraft

  • @digimaxa are vampires and werewolves real if they are where can i find one u know who cares we know u witches  are out there or u think u people are witches

  • Dont tell witches that u dont believe in them b cuz the y did the same things to me!

  • hmph... i dont see how this is offensive to wiccans. i am wiccan and i dont find it at all offensive. i find it to be humorous. all in good fun, you know? if it offends anyone.. i would have to say... dont be so asshurt, guys. live a little and stop taking everything so dang-dong seriously.

  • haha you're a really good actress. i like this alot

  • O___O

    ladee needs some help

  • LOL CATALAN4444 thats true ^^

    In her other recent videos her nose is pefectly fine, no sign or surgery or scars.

    I can't decide if this is meant to be fake or not, so i'm not being nasty.

    x

  • This video is not insulting to me as a Witch. It is really and truly insulting to me as an actor.

  • Nice try at acting, though I would have to agree that it is quite offensive and judgemental considering that younger ones are probably viewing it as well.

  • Well said. This was not necessary.

  • ok ok  ok

  • Ok, I know you meant this as a joke, and I'll admit it's funny to an extent. However, you are being offensive to real witches. A.K.A. Wiccans. And they don't pop out of bushes and make pepoles nose's fall off. That would be against their religiouse "code", the wiccan reed.

  • Most real witches like to eat poop and fart on people. They are real assholes IMO.

  • is this a joke y dont oyu take your nose off then

  • LMFAO  :P

  • this is soo good

  • These people need to lighten up too!

  • This was really entertaining and clever acting!

  • uh, well for one its offencive to witches because gee its kinda a rule were they arn't aloud to pop out of a bush and take your nose off and to say one did is to say.. george bush raped your mom IT JUST WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!

  • lmfao, this is too funny. Nice make up btw.

  • ok>?

  • You are what we call hopeless. And who's your makeup artist. And if your nose fell off your face, you wouldn't probably still be alive, since you might, gee, I dunno, bleed to death? And you can't tape your nose back on. That's the stupidest thing ever.

    Blessed Be! )O(

  • I know you goddamned idiot!!!!! it's a joke.... what the hell is wrong with all of you who get so upset about this ridiculous video. I don't care if you think it's funny or not but why do you get upset and offended? Why have I received actual threats and harassment over this completely silly character? why would you ever believe that this is a real person's real testimony unless you are a MORON!

    IT'S A JOKE! WAKE UP!

  • Ahahaha. Yes people are stupid. Wake up and smell the roses. Not everybody knows this is a joke. Like me, for instance.

  • Oh, sorry. I was on my friends comp. That was my reply.

  • You are an idiot. There is a woman who has her nose TAPED TO HER FACE and you're indighting her for ignorance.

    Dear god. Have you seen the other videos? Do you believe the toys to actually be talking? You must be terribly concerned about poor Trevor Potatohead's relationship problems.

  • @kathleenphillips well its a pretty stupid joke and you see you havde more dislikes then likes.... acting is horrible and by this video i declare YOU a moron for embarasing yourself publicly by your own will..

    have a nice day

  • I can tell you drew those lines on your nose dumbass.

  • WHATEVER!!! Even a christian wouldn't stoop that low!!!