Maynard as satan

[smithty6]

"Go to Hell!"

"Gladly! :D"

[JacktheMansin]

Maynard is so amazing he can FUCK time... Now you all need to think about that for a second.

[TheMetalhead439]

i need mental help after watching this

[ob1kanukie]

Why the hell does he look like Pee Wee?! WTF?!

[RoAcH2223]

And this is why maynard is my hero...

[Hi5Gymnast]

Pope Ramone!!!

[Bastgoddess7]

They should have challenged death to best out 5 like Bill and Ted. And if they lost then they should have challenged Satan to a guitar duel.

[carlyeo11]

Its like 4chan.....squeezed into 4 minutes

[thSubliminalCriminal]

BECAUSE!!! COREY HAIM is 3xp3siv3....2:2o

[TheWhiskyBreath]

am i going to hell now?

[microsplice]

lol @ gary the retard

[EllieLove21]

Yer one stone cold bitch......

[jpmwolf91]

g-mart lesbo granola sounds delicious

[MrAdsono]

what the hell was that and why was it made????



[UbiquitousMilitia]

I'm not exactly sure what this is from, but i'll give the other parts to this vid a shot in hell.

[metalliz15]

what exactly did I just watch...?

[1wayleader]

@metalliz15 i.....d.....k....

[gibson625]

the worst skinemax porn ever!

[Diakonov29]

g mart lesbo granola lol!

[foundAGen]

ahah. I've seen this movie but this brightened my day. c:

[positivesecret]

is this a movie??

[BiggerCityDreamz]

That was amazing. Maynard is sexy in heels.

[CONCERTMANchicago]

What year Pontiac(Poor Old N%#@*$ Thought It's A Cadillac)was that convertible with the crazy looking shifter. "GOAT'GTO", chi sono Gran Turismo Omologato would know what year out of 11 it was. The Great one still surprises me...Besides being the first muscle car, it was one of the most powerfullest with a TIGER under the hood. Almost every year it looked different. Nice THAMES theme,BBC BennyHill?...Maynard, save big money, suck my nard's(2Menards theme) Thanx MJK, Enjoy life while we watch.

[linearlink]

What the hell did I just watch?

I somehow always end up in that weird part of YouTube...

[TheSbtbsm]

imao

[darkworldinc]

The first min 30 was shit.

[javn781]

Hey where's the rest??

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

I moved about 5 KILOS of methamphetamine while playing TOOL. No jokes.

[Tannz0rz]

3:37

Maynard uses pelvic thrust

It's super effective!

[ernieball5000]

my balls caught on fire during the course of this video

[vegetafan100]

the sound is just wierd.

[deathtaunt1]

I still cant stop laughing!!!

[TheNoisePolluter]

Gary the Retard 4thuhwhin

[s5b678]

Lol what in the fuck is this? This was pretty goddamn funny.

[PrisonTaco]

what a lucky tard.

[1y9b9b]

Do not pass God.

Do not collect $200.

LOLOL !

[Fapsamup]

I knew he was Satan!

[millicentbistander]

I'm lookin' for a YouTube fight.

[Drakeforever]

ok what the fuck is this?

[patriota54]

hey dude, i take the occasion that, if this, is your kind of music, dig that style, well i m in a sharing mood and

I just fund out a very impressively good band when it s about shredding on progressive music

check out

LizZard The Orbiter (on youtube)

(i don t work with them or i m not in the band..shame...i just feel like sharin'the info

feel free to check out LizZard^^ the new Rhys fulbers'Baby

[critter505]

Um, I think I saw power lines and a malt liquor bottle in "Ancient Bethlehem".

[djsmore]

@pamb440 this has to be said... it's COULDN'T CARE LESS, why would anyone point out that you COULD care less... that just doesn't make sense.

[westcoastchomp]

West Coast is right and this shit is funny as hell lmao

[jgordon210]

wtf is bikini babes and wtf is maynard dressed like satan? im so confused.

[zlotki]

i find that punisment shit highly offensive. wait! fuck im a politically correct, hippie, lesbo feminist. :(

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

WEST COAST!

[TheSupermonkeypants]

What the Hell... o_O haha, wait....

[codone30]

Maynard is the Shit!!!

[SpaldyGee]

0:10 rebecca black

[BuffyBelmont]

What the fuck this this? haha! AWESOME!

[miserydan]

Ya not to sure, I guess Maynard is down with Lucifer but what do I know. I will pray for him anyways.

[5183731]

druuuuugssssss



[humblenerd147]

like im raised a christian and all but omg maynard is a funny dude

[TheKAITEEDID]

Figures Satan Drives A Pontiac ....!

[NwieNathalie]

ohoow sexy costume ^^ where is the pant??? xD

[brycifer666]

maynard is my fucking hero!!!!

[JustSomeGuy741]

well, this is fucking appropriate cumming from a girl like Maynard! Love Ya Sis! EEEEE Love Me Tender Love me True I can break into all of you in the light in the night in your pocket where the cash is tight as in grip this WHINE Katy and Lynette say "Could you be the Devil Could You be an angel" Crucify oursleves EVERY DAY I CRUCIFY MYSE no you dont ToriNard 1:54 Your New World Order Begins Who's GARY? He seems pretty happy, and they seem pretty willing I wouldnt k nwo

[coltybearthebear]

HAHAHA MAYNARD IS THE FUCKING SHIT!

[JustSomeGuy741]

@coltybearthebear AHAHAHAHAAHAH TOTALITY!!!

[LucidInThought]

what the fuck?

[brett35540]

im just going to state the obvious, BOOBS

[alienXtasy]

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[BoosieBoosieBoosie]

lol he's just playing with the rubiks cube

[dsiris]

Lmfao maynards a beast!

[Phendraana]

Watching Corey Feldman dance for all eternity isn't a punishment, it's a FUNishment.

[ThommyTerneborn]

is this porn?

[Peribothra]

bikini bandits!

[sotimalli]

lol! wtf is this?

[1wayleader]

i caught a glimps of "MAYNARDS DICK"

[Bassmastasnake33]

wtf in the shit in the fuck was that

[AdmEoS]

that was fucking hilarious!

[SoloJoe11]

its from the movie BAKINI BANDITS

[Nebontha]

SATAN!

[rallycar171]

welcome to hell, bitches.

[DaOneWhoRulz]

Damn, Corey Feldman got some skills!

[killerklown94]

DA.......FUCK!

That is both funny and fucked up

[rdphippo]

favorite part is how maynard looks at 3:03 hahahaha

[zachbchico]

what in the holy fuck god damn did i just watch?

[LeadTheParadeMusic]

@zachbchico i just thought the same exact thing, then read your comment haha

[Mobski4ever]

@zachbchico i said axactly the same to my self when the screen turned black.

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico really you have to say the lords name in vein

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 i cant tell if your joking honestly i hope to god you are

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico no im not joking you douche it doesnt even sound good dont say that your a tool fan cause you make them look bad

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 why because i saw an amazing singer in a porno and was so dumbfounded that a slightly obscure sentence came to mind? and what does a single comment on a porn scene have to do with being a fan of a band your the one sounding kinda like douche to me...get over it?

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico how is this a porn scene? yes it has models but that does not make it porn have you first of all ever seen a porno by yourself without your friends and acting like your to cool for school cause you sound like an arregant punk this is a video about 4 hores going to hell and sadly maynard j keenan is satan which pisses me off and all im saying is that its wrong to say the lords name in vein so dont try to act cooler than me your not

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 its from a movie called bikini bandits..im pretty sure its a porno..maybe it is wrong to say his name in vein but everyones done it so get over it.....not trying to act cool and that is a narcissistic statement by you don't you think?

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico ya i did i just get pissed when people make fun of things i like like if someone made fun of maynard we would both be pissed were cool no haten on either side

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 i understand man me too...dont get me wrong i have faith/beliefs as well mostly based off of christianity

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico cool so you like tool

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 of course my top 3 favorite band ever haha

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico my first who come before them haha

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 my fav varies between tool animals as leaders and between the buried and me

[TheToolfan123]

@zachbchico g forward to hearing new bands getting tired of the same stuff on my ipod haha

[zachbchico]

@TheToolfan123 actually this may not be bikini bandits but he was in that as well...and have you ever seen porn on like hbo? they are almost always like this

[smartacus88]

what the fuck movie is this?

[XxTwinsxX1]

What's that music call at 0:50

[666MASTERTARIUM]

maynard is so narcistic here

[MansonFan64]

@vheartrocks Don't we all? :)

[Jond892]

3:36 this episode should be in 3D. :P

[davism4a1]

the asian one has the hottest blue lips

[DioPriest13]

Stupidest thing I have ever seen Im a big tool fan but shit like this makes me lose respect for these artists.

[jrptrapt116]

@DioPriest13 lol what? there not aloud to have fun? they have to be deep, and mysterious at all times? your not a true tool fan if you dont realize that tool can be seriouse and deep. and also be silly and stupid. GTFO

[pamb440]

@DioPriest13 You need to lighten up a little, it's Maynard's idea of fun. Don't forget, he's a rich rock star and this is what a rich rock star that also happens to be a vintner and brewer of great wine with his own vineyard in Arizona does to blow of steam and have a little fun. He's obviously poking fun, he's an Atheist and does not have faith in religion, including the belief of Satan. But he loves girls in bikini's as most strait, red blooded American men do. Maybe you need a "release"?

[Drratburn]

@pamb440 Maynard is most certainly not fucking Atheist...Did you even listen to Lateralus?

[pamb440]

@Drratburn Yes....he is. Did you even listen to Judith? What's your fucking problem with it anyway?...You know what, scratch that....I don't even give a shit about what you have to say, I could care less about your thoughts. I'm not wasting anymore of my time on you and Maynard would appreciate that. Your a waste of my time.

[Drratburn]

@pamb440 He openly belongs to spiritual houses of faith. DMT, the spirit molecule, the life shakra, the mind's eye... all that.

[dhoeffner]

@pamb440 um, pretty sure JMK doesn't care what either of you think about what he is or isn't, or what his music "tells" you about yourself. But he loves you when you buy a CD and a bottle of wine. Both worth the money.

[pamb440]

@dhoeffner First off, you couldn't be more wrong, he does care because that determines how much money he will make IF we decide to buy his music, wine, act.... whathaveyou. There would be no MJK if it wasn't for his fans, he is selling himself so what we think of him does matter to him especially when he has an ex-wife that gets alimony and child support for his son. Secondly, his music does not "tell" me about myself. Maybe the other moron needs musicians to tell him about himself.

[thastoner94]

this is one sexy ass movie :)

[ultrashortbus]

This shit is hilarious. Maynard is a music & comedic genius.

[Solarcoreg]

I need part 2!!!!! where is it???? arrrgggg

[badfish350]

@Solarcoreg In the sidebar, labeled "part 2"

[Solarcoreg]

@badfish350 thanks... teaches me to type before looking...

[Vicariousify]

granola crunching, politically correct, hippy, lesbian ,feminists OMG

[abstractpercussion]

Maynard should do more comedy acting !

For those who frown upon Maynard for doing this, open your eyes to know that not everyone has to be confined to one label (e.g singer). He's not all all anti-social, voodoo, serious guy. He has a humor side too.

[iamcoolshoot]

lmfao- you will be condemned to make love to Gary the retard for all eternity.

[crazyasscool7]

LOL gary the retard

[travman1987]

I like how people think that what you wear judges your sexuality. I guess this is why the majority of people dont work for NASA.

[clingrivers]

kinda looks like kassemg, or maybe im just high

[toxicmuffinmuegg]

WHAT THA FUCK!

this is so messed up!

 xD

[MrLiam49]

is this actually maynard??!! someone please tell me

[thewilliedp]

I liked transformers 2

[burningstrings2]

This video is fucked up!

[KremIsis]

I was in love with this man, but I'm over. I keep repeating myself it's over, I'm not THAT crazy, etc. etc.

[patcts7]

that Michael jackson /george michal guy rocks

[magevandetta]

87 ppl wish their cock was that big :D

[alexv907]

YOU ARE ONE STONE COLD BITCH!

[Arachnidius]

Will someone please explain to me what I just watched? :L

[handmiadenofgod]

@Arachnidius No. No they cannot.

[shredder6078]

i nearlyu pissed myself lmao

[LTLfilms]

is this like porn or something?

[LTLfilms]

what the fuck is this

[martinez1671]

Damn, maynards a smart guy,just alil too cooked up in the head

[ZackDeLaPedra]

that midget is everywhere

[hondapreludepower]

@tattoosjohn69 aye u serious?

[ElBandetto]

i bust my lung laughing

[calmlikeabomb123]

What the fuck is the relevance of this video?

[Violnplayr23]

i love the messiah music when they're talkin about the virgin mary, lol

[shangaimorrison]

hahahhahaha the last scream maynard pulls when he's rocking his cock it's hust fucking hilarious

[halo13del]

I heard that . . . those titties are SKRAIGHT!!!

This is what rich people do with hallucinogens and video cameras. Ha.

Tool Rules!!!

[EamonJgod]

There's nothing gay about those titties, I know that much. 

[Painless5000]

HEIL MAYNARD!

[aarossell]

say, did anyone here see "What Is It?" by Crispin Glover?

[musicislife1176]

wtf..

[HundredYearOldOak]

That was the greatest sequence of male nudity I have ever seen....

[QueenMuffen]

I love you Manyard.

[mburke000]

it's called having no shame. deal with it you pussies.

[WWIIwolf]

oh my god what the fuck did they do to you maynard

[ReedAndrewSutherland]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[XxriflexpertxX]

hahah I thought this was funny as hell... no pun intended

[SOADVSSOAD]

What the fuck did i just see?

[fukingkool]

@homeslice5000 that is no wer close to porn watch (s)aint by marilyn Manson that's pretty damn close to porn and the only nudity I've seen on YouTube

[F12antic]

lol you're one stone cold bitch

[palokoreturn]

WTF!!!!!

[Thommislav]

what for a movie is it? i've never seen it before, Maynard's awesome anyway

[Ostrakizein]

@Thommislav

Bikini Bandits

[jrptrapt116]

@Thommislav its a porno :D lol maynard is just that much of a boss

[homeslice5000]

I wasn't aware that Youtube lifted the restrictions for pornography on the network. Whover uploaded this filth should be ashamed.

[mattelierband]

@homeslice5000 this ain't porn mate, it's comedy

[OrangeVSPorridge]

@homeslice5000 LOL in what way is this porn? This is hilarious!

[EnemyCombatant74]

Evaluate River telus

[AICfan405]

Lol Gary the Retard from the Howard Stern show? That's awesome I'm a huge Howard Stern and Tool fan, they should get Maynard on there sometime before he retires!

[guilleeeee0123]

I Knew it !!