Whose Line - Hoedown - Doctors (2)

[Stormcat1]

My favorite doctor has all these pills

they'll cure all your pains and all your ills

The best part is you don't need an HMO

Because his name is Doctor Mario!

[MrThetjf]

I saw the doctor at 10 to 5

He told me I shouldn't be alive

I got scared and nicked a purse

But I was stoped by the sexy nurse

[lawlolawlable]

Being a doctor isn't what its cracked up to be

I'd rather be a person who could ski professionally

At least even when i'm stuck in the unrelenting ice

I don't have to stick my finger up some big ass guy named bryce.

[parsonciupui]

I'm going to the doctor, man what a pain

all of my money is going down the drain

All of that time they spend doing who knows what

finding foreign objects that they shove right up my butt

[TheSkullcandy606]

Oh doctor help me, I'm addicted to cocaine

If i keep on sniffing, i think ill go insane

but what i like more, than sniffing my cocaine

is watching a TV show, with Ryan Collin and Wayne ^^

[StaraziaSelin66]

...anybody else WANT to see those three naked? (drew, ryan, and colin)

[HayabusaWill]

@StaraziaSelin66 Ehh.... no.

[weatherfreak123]

@StaraziaSelin66 i just lost my appetite

[fallenangel1624]

@HalaHadean23 was just abou to put that

[Yardnoc3103]

@HalaHadean23

(in an emotional whisper)

i care

i care

SO SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD

[BeastofGreen]

@HalaHadean23 i recommend masturbating.

[baisuh]

Did anyone actually understand what Drew's final line was?

[Penguator432]

This has got to be a first for Ryan: using the word "scary", but not rhyming it with "Carey"

[RichT519]

Please stop with the shitty hoedowns that probably took you like an hour to think of

[LaidBakGamer]

@RichT519 It's peoples creativity being expressed. If you're that much of a downer, why the fuck are you looking at these vids.

[ProjectDingmans]

@LaidBakGamer How about you shut up.

[LaidBakGamer]

@ProjectDingmans you know... at first i thought you were about nine years old with a comment as poor as that.... I wasnt even talking to you, shut the fuck up.

[ProjectDingmans]

@LaidBakGamer How about you shut up.

[Crimedog3333]

My uncle used to be a doctor, he's only three feet tall.

He had many certificates up on his office wall.

When he retired early, I remember how he cried.

But staring at all those penis's made him all cock-eyed.

[Jcm051234]

I went to the doctor I'll never forget the day

I was scared I begged not to stay

I thought this will be the day when I get rape

No he just wanted to check my little grapes

[Calancesy]

this was great

[09thebaron]

when i had surgery from my favourite doc

i rushed out the door when i looked at the clock

ooonnn the way he gave me this wierd goo

and hey guess what now i look like drew

[sither87]

haa haa there is a doorbell sound when Drew is talking about the nurses butt I think it's at 1:17.

[StaraziaSelin66]

@sither87 that's the piano

[magickage]

@StaraziaSelin66 Nah, There's also a button for a doorbell sound at drew's desk.

[94ligon]

@StaraziaSelin66 no its brad!

[StaraziaSelin66]

@94ligon *facepalm* sorry

[armageddon619]

hahaha wtf drew?

[dbfi01]

@armageddon619 hahaha thats the only butt he can get close too ;P

[hevblade]

hahahahaha drews verse is funny y do people not like it

[HUSTFIN]

drews was so bad

[dhruv494]

....family guy

[RockdaHOUSE5]

yea

[nexttaylorswift]

woah... i was expecting ryan to say something ending with "every time i take a piss"

[negima123]

this is the episode where thre was a "

"crazy drummer"

[UltMitSinner78]

I needed a checkup

so i set a date

it turned into

such a horrible twist of fate

I saw his name and my lord,

I just ran

I'll never take an appointment

with Dr Kevorkian

[GearHead916]

I went to the doctors because there was something wrong with my body,

I kinda liked it becuase the Nurse was such a hottie,

She said I was fine its just a little gas,

But I loved the part where her fingers were in my ass!

[LEFTY123451]

LOL

[fenepi]

haha you should be on the show if they ever air it again buddy :)

[Autobot619]

LOL!!! nice one dude

[808Angelgirl]

Ahaha, someone yelled out 'tarzan' at 1:14

[Varela562]

i went to the doctor for a really bad cough

i got a little nervous when said "take your pants off"

i just bent over and stared intensely at the clock

but i knew something was wrong when hes said

"oh look, here comes the doc"

[EKFproductions]

xD wayne owned THREE of them!

thats legendary!

[harryfan100]

well i dated a doctor for a few years

let me tell you what happened after a few beers

we went up to my room and well you get the jist

boy am i glad that he was a gynacologist

=]

i dont think i spelled that right

[hotsnow17]

ok thank you

[ilovedemilovato9999]

wat was drew's last line, wat did ryan say at 1:52, and wat did colin say at 1:37, after he said "its called back to the ....?"

[hotsnow17]

At 1:52, Ryan was saying "involuntary" (or however it's spelled) and at 1:37 colin said "Suture" But I wish I knew what Drew said!

[EmsemDanceaholic]

Well, the doctor came to see me

In his hand he's got the score

He said i caught a new disease

They've never seen before.

He says "Yea, it's pretty rough

But it's not all bad, you see.

Cause the good news is

They're naming it after me!"

[AnnRachel666]

My docter is a lady

And boy is she swell

she can do her job

really really well

Everytime i go to see her

i do a little dance

I love it when she says...

Please drop your pants

[rockaboy125]

Does anyone here know the hoedown where ryan ends it with 'I thought that i might shoot myself because i looked like drew' please reply if you know

[OldBelle96]

oh! i'm not completely sure, but i think it's the plastic surgery one

[rockaboy125]

thanks I will try and find it :)

[therealnick103]

Thanks a lot, Ryan. Your verse was so good, now I "can't stop doing this" either!

(If you don't get it, listen to Ryan's verse)

[Merrynda]

Drew Carey - fail

[rifall]

I went to see a doctor

to ask about my health

one trip to this place

took away my wealth

i went into crisis

how many days, plenty

Gas prices are cheaper

than Kaiser Permanente

[RainyDay1010]

ROFL when Ryan started flailing his arms I was all, "the hell Ryan? xDD" He's so cute. xD

[therealnick103]

Ryan:

I'm not feeling well and it is kinda scary

Things are happening involuntary.....

That's an unexpected turn. Was anybody else expecting him to rhyme "Scary" with "Drew Carey"?

[breadmold5]

I went to see the doctor

But he made my life heck

All he did

Was suck blood from my neck

And now I'm not feeling too good

But the experience made me think

When you go see Dr. Acula

Your trip is sure to stink

[rifall]

you got that from mitch hedburg hu? I was about to do that.

[breadmold5]

Yes, I did. I felt like I had to put that, that joke is funny as...well...whatever you can think of that is funny.

[gammypage]

lol!

[ViviDenKule]

im a doctor, how awesome isn't that?

you can come to me if you're thin or fat.

i dont care how you look, everythings okay

cuz i get to say "drop your pants" every single day ^^

i suck at hoedowns ^^

[lacrossemaster31]

vividenkule, work on the endin otherwise it was good

[smexxime93]

wht did Drew say?

[BasketballDude1295]

smexxime93 Drew said:

i love going to my doctor

it gives me such a thrill

i even go to my doctor

even when i am not ill

no you may think

that i am in a rut

but i am not u see

his nurse's got a nice butt

[smexxime93]

i meant after the verse when he got beeped

[elfangor1212]

I love waynes dance

[operationcwaI789789]

When I was little, I saw House on TV

All I wanted to since then, is get my M.D.

I enjoy being a member, of the Playboy mailing list

So I find myself working, as a gynecologist

[doodlecrazy]

worse hoedown ever...

[ElfenLied619]

I have a doctor, his the best in the land.

He always cures what ails me, he is the man.

When I go to see him, I know I'll always win.

And he goes by the name of Kevorkian.

[vewier6577852]

HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

[SHJ1011]

anyone know the tune she is playin???

[trailstar1]

being a doctor isnt all that great

with the drunk patients getting irate

all this and i havnt found a cure for cancer

i might give it all up and become a pole dancer

[Cloud198422]

hahaha! thats good.

[IHeartWhoseLine]

Everytime I go to see

My big manly GP

He always wants to thoroughly examine me

He always asks me to strip down to my pants

Next time I visit him

I'll throw in a free lapdance!

[Cloud198422]

HAHAHAHA!

[MugenSniperGeek]

You copied lee evens with that

kupo

[IHeartWhoseLine]

Haha fast on the ball. I didn't actually, I have seen Lee Evans but if I remember correctly isn't he's abaout a poledance?

[MugenSniperGeek]

Nope lapdance and poledance he did it twice.

kupo

[IHeartWhoseLine]

Ahh I only see the one where he did "i'll bring a pole next time." WHOOPS!

[MugenSniperGeek]

Yeah well no worries I've got the box set and I've seen all 6 live shows

kupo

[krusader85]

these guys are talented

[bscevan]

If I was a doctor, I'd pull lots of tricks.

Maybe not the women, but chop off the men's dicks.

If I did those kinds of things I hope I wouldn't get caught,

Ah damn they got me for the red-head guy named Scott.

[chaotix6]

i went to the doctor for a little cough he put me strate to sleep my head stared at the loft when i woke up my penis was in stitches i guest i should thank that bastard for adding 6 more inches

[rvonderbecke]

I screwed up in med school, it really kinda sucks

But I guess thats how it goes im really out of luck

saying "turn your head and cough" makes me really pissed

If I could do it over I'd be a gynecologist!

[AjRhCp]

I trained to be a doctor, it took me very long,

I'm pretty bad at surgery, I get it really wrong,

I really couldn't help it, I copied from the books,

but swap a girl's butt for her face, and you'll get funny looks.

[PackageSeverance]

lame idiot

you think people come here to hear you?

[AjRhCp]

No people come here to watch the video, and if you hand't noticed, most hoedown videos encourage submissions from viewers, its not as if I'm the only one. Grow the fuck up.

[Sarifan]

Jeez, unless you KNOW your contribution to the hoedown is going to be funny as hell, please leave it alone!

[Merjey]

Being a urologist earns me money, yes it does

But the best part is I get to see lots of vaginas

When I signed up, yes this was my intention

Sometimes just for an excuse I say they've got an infection

[xxsplungexx]

ROFL!!! funny!!< i wish they'd bring this show back too but now... RYAN IS 49 AND COLIN IS 50 (dunno bout the others) i dunno how they'll be so flexibke now :(

[EBFCFC]

why did they take the show off from tv it was a cool show

[dstebbin]

I wish they'd bring this show back.

[Kendawg818916]

I have colin cancer

So I often see my doc

He is working with me

Around the clock

But when my wife checked me

I felt really

Felt quite dumb

The doc had two hands on my shoulders

While my wife only had one

[TyrekeCorrea]

Drew screwed up!

[sportsrmylife146]

When i go to the doctor its gives all this fear

I cry when i go tear tear tear tear tear

I wanted to get out right when i got in

It was so bad i needed oxygen

NEEDED OXYGENNNNNN

[TyrekeCorrea]

meh.

[SirPeterQuigley]

I laughed so hard when Colin said "I am a doctor!"

[battlebotsboy]

I have to take a checkup every once a year

But the bad news is it fills me with fear

The worst part about it is the doctors are so scary

But they aren't as scary as a guy named Drew Carey.

A guy named Drew Careeeeeyyyyy!!!

[jjleejj]

lol that one made me fckin laugh xD

[Try1ThaB3ar]

Being a doctor would mean i'm gonna get really paid,

Talking with all the hot nurses every night getting laid,

But when I realize my dream came from Tales From The Crypt,

I try to wake up and instead my throat got slit!

[llanark]

I want to med school it lasted seven years

I loved bein' alone with those willing cadav-eers

Necrophilia is a cool way of life

Cos that is how i met my first wife DDD

True story ;oD

[cmax202345]

I was a doctor healing people like you.

Infact i healed myself too.

but the reason i took the job wasnt cus of that.

It was so i could steal a thermostat

[slayamaun]

This Hoedown Was Pretty Funny!!!

[drsmooth1521]

now, this one is really really true.

i became a doctor to save all of you.

but it was momas job 1st but i took care of it.

becaouse of my mom, now i dont be alil shit.

------------------------------­----

coz now that my mom is on a 5 month vacation i have to look after my moms job until she comes back, coz when i was living her along with my kids i was lil shit lol so mom if your reading this.. im not anymore.. lol

[Clammysosa]

someone gotta upload that one where wayne brady is the boyband singing to miss america

[skellington15]

What did Drew say through the bleeps?

[TurtleKonoha]

He said "This is some bullshit, man" and repeated it again.

[sonicandknuckles]

i have got a hoadown,

well i am a doctor it is really great

i like to save some people

it is so great when i save them from dien

but i need to tell you somthing

i only be a docter to tuch people penis

[mw0305]

that sucked.

[knifewound]

ahahaha

[ShippoGirl4Ever]

i went to the docter

cause i wasn't feeling good

the reason was

i ate a bunch of wood.

i'm not sure why

i was being that stupid

but all i know

my docter isn't cupid.

its stupid i know but o well...

[EcLipsE1982Fat]

I went to see my docter cuz I was in some pain,

I ran outside the other day and slipped in the rain,

The doctor checked me out and then he suddenly asked,

"What is wrong?", and I said, "I've got a huge crack in my ass!"

...huge crack in my ASS!!!

[Orochimarusnextbody]

Im in the emergency room getting something done

Because something went wrong when I was having fun

my docter said this was a simple proceger

and now im ahh............ *dead*

[mnolan]

I hate going to my doctor it is a real chore.

Whenever I go in it turns into much more.

Never go to see him, he's called Dr Beattie.

I went in with a cold and came out with diabetes.

[m3kth]

Is there any music scripts for the piano part? I would love to learn it!!

[PforPZ]

I decided to become a doctor after my last job

Being a doctor is great, even though I'm a slob

Sometimes the other doctors say I'm a meanie

All the female doctors and nurses know me as McDreamy

[rocknrolldream]

lol! ^__^

anyone know where I can find the other doctor hoedown?

[MissSherwood89]

i love waynes last line! XD

and colin's too! <3

[OUdarling]

Colin gets props for the best (worst?) pun. Back to the Suture, LOL.

[QueenC86]

When Im not feeling well I go to my doctors

They make me sit there and wait for hours

Now its time to see and I get a little scare

'Cause when I open the door I see Drew Carey

[dragonsavior7]

i have an unrelated howdown about a breakup

oh my girfriend broke up with me

about a week ago

when i asked her why she said she did not know

but the next day it got really scary

when i walked into my house and saw here kissing drew carey

[tigerslayerxxx]

WOW! that's really good nick!

[kvmftOriginal03]

its so funny wen they make fun of each other haha

[narugirl0125]

wut did the fat one say wit the beep? (drew cary? is tht his name?)

[Shandrelle]

he says 'f*** man this is bulls***'

[therealnick103]

(after watching)

Wow. First Time I've Seen Ryan NOT rhyme "Scary" with "(Drew) Carey."

[therealnick103]

(watching this for the first time)

Wayne teased the other three, so I'm guessing they'll get him back?

[wulfie13jr]

I'm a famous doctor

My name you'll have heard

I'm not all that good

Not many have I cured

One time in a bypass

A necck I did snick

If you haven't guessed it

My name is Dr Nick

[therealnick103]

Hey! (because I'm therealNICK103)

Funny, though.

[wulfie13jr]

No offence meant- I was on about Dr Nick from the Simpsons.

[therealnick103]

I know. I was being sarcastic.

[dlr192]

I am a doctor for the local mob;

It may not be perfect but it's still a job;

The last guy I worked on was a real putz;

He hadn't paid the racket, so I took half his guts.

[lawleb70]

I went to see my doctor for a problem in my pants

he told me to take two pills and give it a chance

I woke up in the morning and the problem was no more

So I got dressed and went out and got myself a whore

[angel48]

nice one.

[nikral123]

that is genious but can you do it on the spot like ryan and colin???

[livelikeajesusfreak]

What actually does Drew say at the end of his verse? I can't seem to figure it out.

[westernskye]

His nurse gots a nice butt

[Deadmages1]

My Brother is a Doctor, He sometimes works all night,

I got a spare set of keys to his house, incase his wife leaves on the light,

He gets from work at 6am but sometimes he is early,

He aint caught me with his wife yet cos he thinks she's still poorly.

[painisfun]

i love being a docter it really is quite great

i have so much money i store it in big crates

the only thing thats really bad

is some say being a docter is just a big fad!

keep in mind im 12 i know its not that good

[sonicandknuckles]

i wanted to be a doctor it seemed really cool

i've wanted to be a doctor since i was back at school

now my dreams have come true i'm a doctor as happy as can be

i'm performing my own enlargements for my penis surgery

[nikral123]

omg this is hilarious, i cant stop laughing :)

[GREENDAYalltheWAY077]

I hate doctors, I think they really suck.

They make me so angry and make me say F**K

When I went I had alot of gas

So he took a twelve inch needle and shoved it up my ass.

[cityfanchris]

wow, you luve the whole family friendly thing dont you... :P

[nikral123]

this one has alot of potential for wliia I think Ryan would best suit this line :P

[cityfanchris]

that dosn't rhyme! well, the 1st part dosn't :@ got another one made, use this:

my damn doctor has put me in dispair.

he gave me something that made me lose my hair.

luckily i did two things to get back at that pain.

i had sex with his wife and in his car's tank poured champaine.

there ya go :D:D

[makemeabeliever222]

They say that an apple a day keeps the doc away

So i wont have to go to them today

But then i thought my doctor is cute

sp i said f this i am screwuing the fruit.

[cityfanchris]

find me, pay me, if you dont know what i mean, check your other bloody comments!

[fAatuPfenG]

I want to be a doctor 'cause I love teenage girls

When they show up for bodycheck I really give them a whirl

When they show their perky breasts I really wanna shout

Then they show their vagina...oops my semen just came out

[cityfanchris]

well you see doctors, i think their really cool.

they did all the hard work in school.

i'm not just jelous because of the money their payed.

its cos they date nurses and end up gettin laid.

[nikral123]

that is fukin sick no matter what your age is :@

[Adam32191]

i didnt hear any one say doctor wtf lol still its funny

[lawleb70]

what video were you watching? they all said doctor except for Ryan!!

[baseball2k27]

wow i would die seein those three naked

[baseball2k27]

LOL THIS IS THE FUNNY

[onininja]

oh i am a docter,the best one i think

i can sew up patiants faster then u can blink

but my nurse i gone now, i really miss her

but she aint as cute as the one in "tramua center"

[marinespwn]

you have no idea how retarded you are

[onininja]

i know, sorry i got caught in the moment i hope i dont write any more of these dumb things

[04ajday]

the drunk mother and this hoedown are the best