stone cold tells it like it is!

[gazz12345a]

Black leather waistcoat with black swimming trunks, what the hell is that all about?

[jblfanforlife]

cm punk should have done a promo like this on cena lol

[86Stooy]

@jblfanforlife Punk is nowhere near the badass or rebel Austin was. He's better at being sarcastic or funny

[djscrewlicious357]

did u sleep good last night bret, its time. i'll tell u what ur going to see bret my fist in ur face and my foot in ur ass!!! ur going to dream in red bret, time for me to whip ur ass!!!!!

[Mr1131988]

Since Stone Cold has been hosting Tough Enough and making frequent appearances on Raw, I hope he is included in The Rock/John Cena angle and he takes Rock's side. And if God forbid Cena wins at Wrestlemania next year, I hope Austin is next in line to try and whoop his purple and orange ass. Those are worse colors for a ring attire than Bret Hart's pink and black by the way.

[nije1x]

Austin should to promo like this on Cena. Austin 3:16 the second coming.

[supremejoseph1]

Austin to Cena I will kick your blue and orange ass all over the garden

[Golyrad]

Sunglasses and sparkles, what a load of crap....lol

[TerrorKnight11]

EPIC!!!

[JLPoling89]

3 people liked the pink tights

[hhh4evur]

Somebody tell Steve Austin to Cut on John Cena's Purple Shirt next

[Kingdjack3000]

@hhh4evur i did that check out the survivor serie 1:27 promo i put a serious dissing on john cena

[pjdr]

those pink tights really pissed Austin off! lmao

[LibertyPrimeV1]

SON YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE BEST THERE IS

[ChiTownWarrior1]

"You're the best there is,was and ever will be WHATEVER!" BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is how you cut fucking promo. None of that stale PG rated shit this was the entertainment I liked. Stone Cold's promos are way more entertaining than any WWE match they put on today.

[Jasent76]

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN WAS, IS AND FOREVER WILL BE KING of WWE!!!

[whoo689]

I love it! This is exactly what the bullshit PG era is missing.

[AdrianHoliday]

this was Austin at his very best, just pure intimidating heel... unfortunately, austin's character got watered down with him turning face, catering to the fans, the beer fests... got worse when he went back to a heel years later, but as a (non)funny heel.... he was still over and popular as hell, but he basically went from from the image of a cold blooded killer to a white trash red neck hick.... original 96 Austin was the best

[slohurdler22]

@AdrianHoliday

I'd say 1997 austin was the best, when he was a tweener.

he just didn't give a shit and was pure intensity.

[Kinnalkey]

Did Stone Cold ever beat Bret Hart?? AH AH i dont think so!!!! Bret Hart kick Stone Cold's bald ass at the Survivor Series in96 and then at WrestleMania 13 in a submission match!!!!

[williwo]

@Kinnalkey Kicked his Ass? What match were you watching? They kicked each other's ass. Plus Stone Cold was a rookie in the WWF who had been in for barely a year, gimme a break. Bret had been a championship wrestler for 5 years by this point.

[UnderKhan]

I will kick your black and pink ass all over the garden!!

[VinnyLT9000]

Pink Tights... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT BRET!?

[Josh360]

sunglasses and sparklers, what a load of crap

[cpthurme]

'I think you're completely pathetic'

Stone Cold rules, love these black and white promo with the chains and dogs :D

[langham33]

austin spits at 0:39 lol

[JasonSmith577]

Look at Austin smiling at 0:19 lol

[motyomeid]

stone cold tells aways wats right

[waynec38]

my goodness! you guys must really hate hart

[bigdaddyreese11]

I will kick your black and pink ass

[FartScrap]

What a loada CRAP.

I so remember this. Austin was my favourite. I was hated at school for backing Austin over Bret. That's Canada for ya.

[BSabres87]

Haha same

[AdrianHoliday]

this was austin at his best... pure bad ass... he was still popular later but tried to get the crowd more involve and be funny because now suddnely he was a face... kind of got watered down a bit

[avataz]

You should watch Austin's ECW promos, they are awesome

[Ishman221]

as soon as i heard austin said "Pink Tights" lmao

[wolfschmidt11]

if you love this video,give me a hell yeah!

[leedogg6T9]

what's he say? Sunglasses and what? Sparklers?

[PCgame4life]

This is what wrestling is about yeah its fake but its so dam good. WWE would never dream to do anything like this again that's why its crap.

[r8hitman]

This is hilarious!

I've been looking for this for a long time.

LOL!

[FooFightinSince95]

"I'm gonna kick your pink and black ass all over the Garden." ...

[Josh360]

"sunglasses and sparklers, what a load of CRAP!"

[Roxsafox]

Wow what did Brett Favre every do to Steve Austin to make him say this...pretty low class if you ask me

[junior3981]

it wasnt to bret favre,it was to bret hart during their feud in 1996, duuuhhhhh

[AdrianHoliday]

if it was to favre, austin would have said..

"cheesehead, what the hell's all that about ref? green and gold...pfftt, son, i'm from Texas and there's only one team that matters and that are the Boys... the Boys will whip your Green and Gold arses all over Texas Stadium"

[fiercer1234]

is this how he started his entrance

[unkn0wngenius1]

Does anyone have the link to the promo where Austin says

"Sportsmanship? What a load of crap. You want compassion, take your ass to church"

I saw that once, anyone know the link?

[SchumiPython]

Me too bro. Plz tell me when and if you find it.

[fanuvgod1]

i wanna see that.

[pip82]

This is one of the best promos I've ever seen.

"I Will Kick Your Pink And Black Ass All Over The Garden"

[wildcatjack10]

twilightrocks32 you must be a bitch or a fag.

[twilightrockz32]

Cena is better than stone cold.

[pip82]

That's like saying Kobe Bryant better than Michael Jordan

[Josh360]

eat a dick

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

I have two favorites promos

Stone Cold owns both of them

[fiercer1234]

is dis how he started his entrance

[slayerportuguese]

amazing promo man. austin is the besttt. now wwe sucks

[Canny911]

lol this was on my bday. i remember watching these promos and instantly fell in love with Austin

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

Me 2....Me 2

[Cannibal600]

Hitman and Stone perhapds the best fued ever!

[pinkeyedtennisshoes]

Fuck eating your wheaties.......This is all the motivation you need

[evolfury]

LEGENDARY!! LOL damn Austin just cut the best promos heel or babyface it didnt' matter he got his point across with plenty of punch behind it

I so wish for once someone like this would cut a promo like this one against john cena I would pay to see that....... "hustle loyalty respect, what a load of crap!!".... "I will kick your GI JOE ASS all over the garden!" I can just imagine lol :P

[SchumiPython]

LOL "GI JOE" hahahahahahhaaha

[dds2190]

the miz = steve austin? lol :)

[evolfury]

if only but they screwed that storyline up.... ugghhh I hate the writers they have today they're so retarded. I'm depressed now lol :P

[bcoltrinari]

They should force all incoming heel wrestlers to watch this and other promos Austin cut from 1996-1997. "Pink tights what the hell is that all about Bret this ain't no ballet class".

[lordjubei30]

I WILL KICK YOUR PINK AND BLACK ASS ALL OVER THE GARDEN!!!  this is when steve austin was really funny.

[lordjubei30]

i thought i was the only one that thought that pink and black shit was fruity. i used to love these stone cold promos.

[evolfury]

"WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP" LOL good one... someone should say that to john cena. wonder what would happen if they ever put him up against someone like stone cold

[jeffbrister2004]

you will....beg for mercy...

[VinnyLT9000]

Pink tights! What the hell is that all about Bret?!!

[writertrump]

austin and piper= BEST EVER BADASSES ANDRULE BREAKERS.

[MC7thStar]

Bret is my favorite wrestler of all time but this was a really good promo against him.

[writertrump]

sunglasses.......

LMAO

austin was the BEST along with piper at cutting promos

PERIOD.

[morbidanjel44]

0:08-0:10 (Pink tights! What the hell is that all about Bret?!!) I remember when I first saw that, brought tears to my eyes. Someone refresh my memory a little, was this the I-Quit Match? Or was that a later PPV? Great rivalry. And yes sir, that is a real promo. Austin really made you hate his ass!!! But that was the beauty of it. We will never see anything of this magnitude for a long time.

[SchumiPython]

The "I Quit" was later on. I think this was brewing their first ever match against one another. Bret won by pinfall, when Austin went for (what was known at that time) the "million dollar something" (it was a submission hold) and Bret reversed it for a pin.

[HellspawnSpectre]

"Million Dollar Dream"- which was a cobra clutch like submission hold used by Ted Dibiase.

[patan21]

0:38 I will kick your pink and black ass all over the garden, than he spits LMAO...classic stone cold!

[kobbbh]

bait316 its true when you say it didnt work out how austin wanted it but he found out why bret is the best...noooo way austin is better than bret hart of course austin had to lose that match bret was on top back then and austin just came

[SchumiPython]

That was orgasmic lol.

"I will kick your pink and black ass all over the garden"

[morbidanjel44]

That was too damn funny!

[bait316]

these was the best days...but it didnt really happen like how stone cold wanted it 2 b...he found out why bret is the best

[sagnale]

0:16-0:22 ( so bret u coming back to continue a legacy ? aah aah , stone cold gonna make u come back and live in hell ) coooooooool :)

[realtalkscrewed08]

this anit' no ballet class, what a load of crap.

[fanuvgod1]

the best days of the wwf....man i miss it.

[SuccubiArta]

austin made wwe what it is know...i could picture wwe without rock but not without stone cold...he is the best ever!

[morbidanjel44]

Well let's not discount what the Rock did either. Although he will never reached the Austin's popularity, his rivalry with Austin was great as well. Not as great as Bret, but you're right. WWE/F/G without Austin would suck ass!!!!

[kingjc1987]

Austin 3:16 rules

[kingjc1987]

THATA REAL PROMO

[supremejoseph1]

I'm kick your pink and black ass all over the garden!

[HellspawnSpectre]

Excellent promo by Austin.

Funny...Onscreen Austin and Bret hated each other. Off it though, they respected each other.

[BFRM]

Sunglasses and sparklers what a load of crap!!!!hahahahaha thats fucking classic!!!

[juke52]

spittin lugies like bullets

[Josh360]

AUSTIN 3:16 rules

[SkyeReynolds]

He was an awesome heel back then. It's just a shame they screwed up his 2001 heel run so badly.

[BSabres87]

Legendary, Best promo cutter ever

[ButtersEvilTwin]

Pink tights, what the hell is that all about.

Hahah about time someone said that

[King2123]

@ButtersEvilTwin Austin now would be like "Purple Shirt, what the is that all about?"

[krimolo]

That's an incredible promo. Now take notice, how to build a feud. Or, should I say, how to give it a turbo push!

[cpthurme]

sweet promo

[joker1870]

"...The best there is, the best was, the best there ever will be--WHATEVER (holding a metal pipe)..." classic days...'97 ruled. fake wrestling sucks now.

[Da1337Man]

may the wrath of the texas rattlesnake strike every one who stands in his way

[KVC1989KB]

I really don't like the way Austin and Mcmahon made Bret Hart look after competing in WWE from 1984. He did alot and was a great wrestler, but Mcmahon screwing Bret out of the title really made Bret look stupid.

[innojuve1985]

bret def austin 2 times by pin and submition...so shut it.

bret>austin. 2>1 so shut it. bret is the best .

[earnhardt316]

No, Austin won. Bret ran off to WCW.

[innojuve1985]

when? give me the name of the match or the date...tell me and tell the world if austin won on bret...you will never answer broth,cause bret beat austin,everytime

[earnhardt316]

The street fight on RAW, and at In Your House: Revenge of the Taker.

[Roxsafox]

How Dare Steve Austin Talk this way about Brett Favre

[thndrct218]

Brett Favre? Wrong idea chief...

[saveusgooglemail]

"This Ain't No Ballet Class!"

[Sean6686]

"Pink tights, WHAT HELL IS THAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT, BRET!?"

[AdrianHoliday]

Bret vs. Austin was a real changing of the guard at the time as the New Generation Era was to slowly turn into the Attitude Era

[EricV1]

You are absolutely right about that. I mean look at the other gimmicks, You had a cowboy, a dude in commando gear, a plumber, a racecar driver, and more other crappy gimmicks. Fans warmed up to Austin because they were way past the Say Your Prayers Era. They also grew bored of Bret's goody two shoes ways. Austin broke the mold, he was a bad dude who had no respect for authority or regard for the rules...and they loved it.

[EricV1]

This is the Austin I miss. The foul mouthed take no shit type of guy who doesn't care what people think of him.

[AdrianHoliday]

especially to hear this back in '96 when the rest of the company was still stuck toying around with '80s style gimmicks...Austin's character was like the WWF getting hit with a truck...it was all new and cool

[EricV1]

Exactly. Fans were sick and tired of the candy coated superhero good guy era. They wanted something new. Austin was a new breed of a superstar, he was so bad ass the fans loved him. Stone Cold was everything Bret Hart wasn't. He wasn't here to kiss babies or help old ladies across the street, he was here to kick someones ass. Good Guy, Bad Guy, he didn't care which. He didn't descriminate. Anyone who got in his way would feel the wrath of Austin 3:16.

[Disharmony]

That's what I liked about that Stonecold. He didn't discriminate be it faces or heels like Vader or Sid, he'd still kick your ass. You wouldn't see him being forced into a tag team with a fellow heel to antagonize Bret, if anything he'll just stunner you and use you as a projectile to throw at Bret.

[FoCuS138]

the stare from stone cold was tremendous! and ppl say anybody coulda blew up the stone cold gimmick lol yea right

[landrykkb]

@FoCuS138 I don't think so,Steve Williams(Steve Austin)was gifted on the mic to begin with.

[froren9]

good

[mmmmathe]

Stone Colds start to his epic run was amazing, wrestling will never be this good again, never!

[AdrianHoliday]

never say never...all you need is that one guy to come out with that awesome gimmick that no one could hate and you could base the whole company around him, like it was done with Hogan and Austin

[mmmmathe]

You can think whatever you want, But the Attitude era was the best era in wrestling. It simply cant be topped. WWE blatently knows thats true aswell!