Masturbation Can Change the Direction the Penis Points Part1

[TheHydrogen4]

Can someone clarify if this is a joke?

[jayconn]

the point. jerking of to much might make your penis lean one way. big freakin deal. how the frig much overkill do you need.on and on and on.

[krashdown102]

this is fucked

[kickitup2006xc1]

Anyone else with a college education face palming at this video pretty hardcore right now?

[smashballbrawler]

If girls masturbate, does it change the way their rectangular vagina object points?

[TheSpartacat]

Penis points? Is that like brownie points for being hawt?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

He's trolling.

Also, ponies brought me here. Lolwut?

[pierceys234]

lol is this one of those religious idiots who think every body is "perfect"?

[ringosan8035]

That's the biggest "penis" I've ever seen.

[ringosan8035]

The rectangular penis object? hahaha lol

[ringosan8035]

Not everyone is born with a straight penis

[steveski74]

Heppeh is mentally retarded. The whole argument is flawed and if anyone's got a retangler dick they've got far more to worry about the the direction it's pointing.

I can prove this theory wrong....I was born with mine hanging and pointing to the left and wanking with both hand simultaneously or with the right...it still points left !!!

Human bodies aren't symmetrical in any way, even legs are different lengths and feet and testes different sizes. Radical fundamentalist anti wankers :)

[steveski74]

Wow someone made a 3d object of the Mummys from Doctor Who.

[shoaib6122]

by excessive masturbation my pennis gets oriented to the ass of every hot girl. :\

[10yearvet]

sounds like most of the bullshit I was forced to listen to in College.

[oSoloDolo]

You are a fucking god. Thank you for this. Thank you so much.

[YouKnowMeImJosh]

"Aaacording to haapeh theoryy"...come on now. This idiot makes up the most asinine "theory" I've ever heard in my life, (not even really a theory, technically a theory has to meet certain criteria to be considered an actual theory), names it after himself like he's some kind of respected expert and his ludicrous name would carry some kind of weight, then he reads it in this ridiculous monotone voice...it HAS to be a joke. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[hierostratus]

It leads to blindness and the growth of hair on the palms of the hands - on the face as well. Just look at bin laden(deceased)

[JPHillS922]

@happeh where did you get these ideas from?

[camj2116]

if i hear double cylinder view of the human body from anyone im gonna punch them in the cock. im sorry penis..... this guy is fuckin stupid. some curve actually helps get chicks off. eg. an upwards curve is good for women.

[fstratzero]

Good thing we use both hands!

[fish7able]

u and ur fucking cylinders !!!gay!!!

[Kythos]

I wonder, has there been any research on this? Can you really prove this theory of yours? What are your hypotheses? What are the bases of your theories and hypotheses? How did conceptualize these? Of course, the human body is bilaterally symmetrical because it possess cephalization, but what if the person has scoliosis, lordosis or even kyphosis? Could you still conclude that your theory is applicable? What factors can you consider? :)

[carlosdeprins]

you suck balls !! X'D

i bet you are goning to make a vid to make your balls look even !!! XD XD xD

[coynoi]

This is hilarious hahaha I like your blatant misuse of logical fallacies and how it's like a satire of a class lecture. Haha props for sticking to it for 20 mins haha

[micus22]

wrong!!!!!!!! 

[micus22]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrkillthatnoise]

Jesus christ. Why the fuck does it take him 20 slides to not say one fucking thing.

[BeachCabana7]

This video should be in the Comedy section . . . xD

[gtaisawesome87]

rectangular penis object lol

[jacobcmills]

thankfully i have a penis, and not a rectangular penis object...

[aelf1]

what if i masturbate with my two hands. thats what i have done in the past years,some days with my right hand, some days with my left hand. im ambidiest.

[jacobcmills]

@aelf1 only if equal pressure and speed is maintained for the period of masturbation as it is equal to the perpendicular vertices of the double cylinder view of the human body which correlates to the rectangular penis object and the penis does not rotate in a manner that is parallel to the bisected axis of the rotating cylinders in the video that is above that depicts the human body and the penis object, which is red and can be identified as the red rectangle.

[jacobcmills]

@aelf1 only if equal pressure and speed is maintained for the period of masturbation as it is equal to the perpendicular vertices of the double cylinder view of the human body which correlates to the rectangular penis object and the penis does not rotate in a manner that is parallel to the bisected axis of the rotating cylinders in the video that is above that depicts the human body and the penis object, which is red and can be identified as the red rectangle penis object.

[TheIamEX]

Watching this will make you dumb!.

[TheWeakHuman]

Haha yeah its too late for me:D have done it all my life, and it have change side lol.

But whats the point in this video? i mean so what that a penis change side, you don't die from it.........

[mindovermuscle2]

Not one woman responded to this video. Know why? They don't give a shit as long as your penis makes them have an orgasm.

[ThePaperfaced]

This video...is either not...as funny as it was intended to...be...

Or you...are a dumbass.

As previously stated... You are probably... A dumbass.

[peanutbutterblah]

Dude no!!!

Penis curves because the skin is tighter on one side!

[Nrthnmaverick]

This video is linked to a website with dozens of pics of erect penises and a lot of them are not curved but bent...ask any male between the ages of puberty and their mid thirties and an honest reply would grant you that they pop a lot of boners through the day...in their constrictive pants, mostly jeans. GENITALBINDING not masturbation is the cause and a widely known fact.

[4074794391337420]

I've mastubated almost daily for 5 years and my penis is perfectly straight. This video is absolute BULLSHIT.

[Micj95]

I have masturbated Alot 6 years now and my penis is still straight. I do it excessively. Any theories on that?

[existentaeinutila]

"stuid awards" trophy!!!According to "Happy Theory" I'm gonna' go masturbate.

[hanaysex]

is this a middleschool science project? or a bad joke?

[MysticalNinja64]

i have to give some credit to this film; i was looking for this info everywhere..

but no part 2?! wtf, i didn't get to find out which masturbating hand causes the penis to go which side.. (i think using right hand causes it to go left & vice versa?)

also, the language in this vid is probably the most redundant & tedious i ever heard, he must've repeated everything atleast 5 times, made me want to either kill him or kill myself..

[mashikid]

so fucking repetitive i fall alseep......

[Excruci0]

If according to happeh theory, a normal penis is one that aligns with the vertical line of the human body, and masturbation causes the penis to be misaligned with the vertical line of the human body, and most men masturbate (which they do), then most men have a penis that does not align with the vertical line of the human body. If most men have a misaligned penis, then it is normal to have a misaligned penis, and therefore Happeh theory is false.

[omarkashi]

almost everyone masturbates.....its totally normal....

[NordicSpartan]

You repeat yourself so much I am going crazy!

[sashkalitcheski]

who cares if the penis points a certain direction.

[TribalKing917]

Should I be worried? Or is this bullshit?!

[DiverforPort]

LOL I have watched a lot of weird video's here at YT but this I am seachless.

[BTC141]

this is bullshit

[Sergioo4444]

stop saying penis object rofl

[shumazo]

what can be the thing we can do to over come effects of masturbation ??

[pooounderscoreman]

My penis does a loop and I race matchbox cars on it, your penis is a rectangle

[MehganFox]

my penis used to really bend left when i used my right hand.  i noticed this and switched to the left it and it has been straight ever since.

true story.

[AstroMen2911]

Dude, you are just so stupid when it comes to masturbation, why not teach men the proper ways of masturbation.

[mrkv4k]

this is the most stupid video I have EVER saw in my life... There is no such a thing like "proper penis orientation", every ordinary penis is different and it has different direction.

[happeh]

@mrkv4k Why? Explain why and if it makes sense maybe you can change my mind.

If you say "genetics", that does not count. That is a con artist word that scientists use to cover up the fact they cannot explain how something works.

[Kasamassa]

@happeh Genetics is true gentics has actual facts experiments not some thing "scientist" the supposedly evil bastards of the world made up. Scientists lived and died scientists aren't some evil cult bent on destruction. These videos are not only ignorant but complete folly. Every one of your videos except the martial art ones are useful . You should remove of the "happeh" theory videos right away before evryone flags your videos.p.s. you a freaking idiot obviosly that never learnt anything

[davovenable]

@happeh genetics are defined as the study of heredity and the variation of inherited characteristics. by denying the existence of them, you are saying that the fact that you look like your parents is purely coincidental. you are denying the existence of the double helix dna within every fiber of your being that decides what traits make up what is essentially you. your insanity is amusing however. keep it up!

[protoborg]

@happeh You are an idiot of the highest order. Genetics is NOT a "con word". It is field which studies how the body works. If you knew anything about genetics, you would know that your "theory" is full of crap.

[braddleyylol]

@happeh because every one's diffrent did you learn anything in school? and no one's perfect as you show in this video so this video is false and incorrect

[jpayne68177]

@mrkv4k

Have you seen "every" penis?

[mrkv4k]

@jpayne68177: Have you seen "every" snow flake, pupil, finger-print, face? And yet you know (at least you should know) that everyone is different.

[jpayne68177]

@mrkv4k

You can't know that all are different unless you have seen them all. You cannot say that every snowflake is actually different, there could be some identical ones.

[mrkv4k]

@jpayne68177 No, there couldn't . It would be possible only in same time with exactly same ammount of water and other elements and most importantly in exactly same place, you should know that from school...

Everything is changing very quickly in time, so it is possible that there was a snowflake exactly same as that one in your garden this winter, but not two identical flakes simultaneously in same time...

[jpayne68177]

@mrkv4k

So you have seen every penis?

[mrkv4k]

@jpayne68177 Lets put it this way. To get two people with exactly identical body part (doesn't matter witch one), you need two people with exactly same DNA, that were born in same place in same time and were exposed to same enviroment. They would have to wear exactly same clothes, eat exactly same meals and live exactly same live. Because you can't get same result from two different ways, so If you want to get identical result, the ways must be identical too. Do you realy thing that is possible?

[jpayne68177]

@mrkv4k

Just admit that you have seen every penis in the world and we can go home.

[mrkv4k]

@jpayne68177 trolling or just stupid?

[jpayne68177]

@mrkv4k

I'm trolling you, and I'm not stupid...as far as I know. :)

[Pointlessification]

It's a joke!

[kiedog250]

this is funny but yo must think of the many ways one can mastubate

[DmasterX69]

lofl the penis is longer than the forearm

[ThirdEyeLight]

you must have short forearms ;)

[DmasterX69]

WTF??? :P

[superskiez]

who the f cares

[honeypb1]

fuck u

[lordted]

Im Happy as a leftie. This video is poopoo

[commandvideo]

thats just a bullshit ! it hasn,t shown why penis is connected to those cylinders ! and how? there is no scientific reason , just imagines of a guy ,

[aammwd]

This video is complete bull.

[FernyBass007]

this fagot is right!!!! yeah wack it all day and it changes it!!!!!!

[KenT9080]

what  age shoud you maturbate?

[francisalec]

the double cylinder view of the human body

the double cylinder view of the human body

the double cylinder view of the human body

the double cylinder view of the human body

the double cylinder view of the human body

thats hard

[francisalec]

i masturbtae everyday O.O

is that bad?

[meldon100]

well not really...just make sure u switch hands to be blunt.

[shptlucky]

Mine is pointed downwards.......neither left nor right.......Now Happeh ji Whatz fudna behind that??

[KapitanoUK]

Two things about Mr Happeh.

1) He thinks human bodies are supposed to be perfectly symmetrical.

2) He likes to talk about young men and their penises. A lot.

Perhaps if he saw a few more naked young men, and their penises, up close, he'd realise no one is symmetrical. He'd also be happieh.

And maybe less boring.

[happeh]

@KapitanoUK (1) - The human body is designed to be mostly visually symmetric. That is common sense. A human body or any other living construct is more efficient if it is balanced or symmetric. (2) - It is difficult to talk about masturbation without talking about penises. As for young men, I think that is you projecting your feelings onto me. It is well known that British men are mostly pedophiles and you have signed yourself KapitanoUK, or United Kingdom.

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard as both a British man and a biologist! I feel it is my duty to inform the people who view this video and think anything mentioned in it is fact or even remotely true that it is full of rubbish.

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh Hmmm where to start, I think I will start with your assumption that the human body is more efficient if it is balanced. While for the most part this is true of things such as limb distribution it certainly does not apply to the genitals, for instance it is normal for one testicle to be larger than the other and hang lower than the other this is to avoid injury when sitting down or running.

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh Secondly this muscle theory that you have posed is unfortunately completely unfounded as there is no muscle what so ever in the penis. The penis is made up of different sections of porous tissue that fill with blood to maintain an erection. The reason for the apparent curve in many mens penises can be attributed to a number of factors. .

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh Firstly natural wear and tear caused by numerous erections over a mans lifetime will cause the spongy tissue to scar slightly and thus bend in one direction or another. This happens to all men and is negligible. If you were to add up the total curvature caused by this effect in a man that masturbates 5 times a day every day and has multiple nocturnal erections the result would hardly be noticeable

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh The main factor in penis shape is genetics, which is not as you say an "excuse" used by scientists to trick people, we become scientists to find the truth of the world and help people understand the world around them, what possible motive would we have to trick them?

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh Also I hope that paedophile comment was a joke because if it wasnt I worry about your world view and your sanity, that isnt even a commonly accepted stereotype, where did you get that from? a cartoon you saw once? I can assure you it isnt true, we dont even have particularly high levels of child sex abuse compared to most countries including the US, Canada and Mexico according to the WHO.

[YouAreALunatic]

@happeh So in essence guys, feel free to masturbate as much as you feel comfortable with, have fun with it and love it no matter what it looks like, you only get one and its unique...which is kind of cool. For more information "jackinworld" is a good website that can answer your questions better than I can its a useful and educational website, hope it helps.

[micus22]

@happeh "designed", " It is well known that British men are mostly pedophiles " What, where do you get your information from?

[RoBert88321]

@happeh You're not only creepy, you're racist. What's next, you do your cats?

[mrkv4k]

@happeh In fact human body is designet to be asymmetrical. And it should be, try draw some portrait with completely symmetrical face. It will be weird and ugly, don't matter how hard you'll try...

[protoborg]

@happeh British men are mostly pedophiles, huh? You really have no clue just how clueless you really are. You say such amazingly stupid things, it almost makes me think you are joking. Then I realize no one could be joking like this because it is simply too stupid. You sir (I assume you are male) are the very reason the Darwin awards exist.

[teawead]

Most lefthanded guys have penis pointed to the left, I don't know about the righthanded ones much but I think it's the same.

I have mine pointed to left cause I'm lefthanded and not all lefthanded have them pointed left.

Anyway this cheap researched lies should stop.

[Gadderz87]

Yeah it can change the direction of the penis - Mines straighter than ever now, cheers

[coolduderonit]

coolo same gerew dude how many times do u masturbate in a day?? I do it abt 1-2 times a day

[Taveren22]

Explaine why my penis barks like a dog when a hot chick walks by.

[lehvakva]

ill put it simply so u can understand... ur a dumbass u cant use ur own theory to prove something u have to use theorys from CREDIBLE researchers

[CaptVelocity]

AHAHAHAHAHA this is a joke. I know it.

[Bolzmann13]

1:11 wtf did he had a boner?

[SOTWCFX]

If this were true that would mean you would have to masturbate like 13 times a day.

[shrow]

nigga im 53 yrs old.....been burping my worm since i was 10.....nothing changed nigga......& i still phat ass bonners ...... i go 11inches wen hardnigga

[Taveren22]

burping the worm haaaaaaa,,, damn never heard that one!

[shrow]

lol ye nigga u kno how we do it out here cali.....we bomb on yo ass

[h39786]

i wonder how many times he said human body and penis

lol

[10eazye]

how do u center ur penis

[santoshiom]

i am sure our 'happeh' here masturbates like anything in his own time.

[MettallicDesease]

If your dick is crooked, it has been, all the way from birth. Simple as that. It doesn't crook into ANY SIDE with masturbation.

[Sarevok159]

ah so thats why my rectangular penis object is crooked, it all makes sense now. o.O

[Sighinide]

Rectangular Penis Object FTW

[mattnemski]

What a fuckin' load of shite! I masturbate that much my penis split in two, now I feel like a dog with 2 dicks.

[pgjr00]

so....if you alternate hands when masturbating, then you'll learn to do some funny tricks with your penis HA HA HA

[realityorfiction]

I have always wanted to use my penis to hitchhike.

[michellemabelle23]

lol

aie aie aie !!!!!

[9578755]

goosh bullsh*t , you must be really boed.

[jthao303]

wtf..get to the point already! once it's out of place how would you masturbate back to it's alighment... would happeh theory have that info also.

[kevin7993]

hahahahaaha rectangular penis object lmao!

[WolvesAndChocolate]

so if i twist my blue testicle to the right my penis will become recangular? SWEET!

[originaltagster]

my rectangular penis object is way bigger.

[skater251993]

RECTANGULAR PENIS OBJECT

[EcoeMccloud]

Rectangular Penis object, lol o.0

[happeh]

@EcoeMccloud Don't laugh at the video. If anything even sort of resembling a real penis is used in these videos, Youtube will delete the video. They are children. What can I do?

[drealgrin]

omg if you had took a drink each time this guy said penis you'd probably be dead

[sasop117]

fucking hell he gos on and on and on and fucking on!

[carrotjuse]

What a steaming load of elephant poop. What ur wanker looks like is more determined by genetics. If ur dad has one that is 3 feet long, circular and green, then urs is most likely similar.

[bilingualwhaler]

RECTANGULAR PENIS OBJECT

[sandhgreen]

If you masturbate EXCESSIVELY and AGRESSIVELY, over a lifetime, YES it can change your body. Not because of any weird theories. It's simply the strain you're putting on yourself.

As for "penis direction," it is most probably affected by how you "wear" it in your trousers. If you shift it to the left or right, over a lifetime, yes, it will tend to go one way or the other.

Interesting, but I feel silly commenting on it. A good recommendation is MODERATION and getting laid.

[JPHillS922]

@sandhgreen how can it change your body?

[warewolf07]

Yeah right i beat my meat like it owed me money and i still dont run around looking like elephant man this guys full of it

[Xiaopang3333]

LOOOOL this is so stupid...according to this guy's profile he is serious about this shit...he tries to wake up scientists...too bad that your theory is worth shit if it's only based on your own idiotic assumptions that border beyond sanity. in the end, millions of masturbating guys and thousands of porn stars prove your "theory" to be nothing more than some of the worst not entertaining fiction

[slipknotfan117]

mine goes to the left a lil lol jk

[ult1mategod]

in the happeh theory your the most stupid and frustrated dumb not able to touch your own body.

[CheesynessOnAStick]

wtf is happeh theory. it isnt well known because it isnt on wikipedia. and you appear to be called happeh. so this is just your personal little theory that has like 0 followers

[twistedkitty727]

What happens when the two cylinders rotate away from each other? Does the rectangular penis object rip in half?

[Alexanderxzibit]

Fucking bitch stupid video

[criddlenation]

so what he's really saying is that you should jack off with both arms in equal amount. hey maybe that would even prevent Alzheimer's.

[Ihavetwochins]

hey happeh can i borrow your rectangular penis object?

[numbah1pinoy]

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. How sad when people try to make shit up like your gonna go blind or make a 10 minute long youtube video that makes NO fucking sense, just to try to deprive people from enjoying jacking off......

Sad sad little people.....

[mmnooomm]

I'm afraid I have bad news. Most of your IQ tests came back negative. This guy has an extremely dry wit. I-t'-s n-o-t s-e-r-i-o-u-s

[franckophone]

Hey Happeh, at 8:35 of this vid, there is a noise in the background of your recording... Can you enlighten us as to what that was? Your chair rolling, a door being opened, your vibrator being turned on (hehehe)? Cheers

[heituzi]

Long-winded! Could you avoid repeating yourself so much?

[komradecharon]

BEST VIDEO EVER.

[dblackbluel]

why the fuck would you even THINK about putting this on the internet? useless peice of shit. this was obviously not directed by a man. EVERY guy masturbates. and every guy who sees this video is going to keep masturbating, i dont care who you think you are or what you THINK you know.

[heituzi]

I don't masturbate, so your idea that every man does it is wrong.

[franckophone]

heituzi, just mentioning "I DON'T MASTURBATE" doesn't prove anything... In fact, your mentioning it proves that you are either insecure with your masturbating and feel the need to lie to people about your sexuality; or you are trying to defend a person that you think needs to be defended (Happeh).

[heituzi]

I don't masturbate. Clearly because YOU are a wanker, you feel the need to propagate the nonsense that "all men masturbate".

[Mattteus]

I'm starting a band called Rectangular Penis Object

I'll never be able to look at the red stick that comes with my cheese and crackers the same way ever again

[thisangelsucks]

This is medically incorrect. One side of everyone's body is slightly larger than the other. Ask any tailor. Ever heard the term "which way do you dress?". This is a medically innacurate miseducation.

[heituzi]

Tailors are scientists? That's your proof? Most peole have masturbated. Symetrical people should be very few and far between. This doesn't mean that being assymetric is part of our DNA.

[thisangelsucks]

What's this bullshit? Some kind of propaganda to prevent masturbation? What a load of old toss.

[fredsneakers]

Happeh theory is wrong.....jeesh

[lagopexus]

According to Happeh Theory, the direction of your penis can even predict your stocks and tell you about your Zodiac!

[worldlystone]

I knew it!