Shit People Say On Facebook

[PhantomH7]

Hahaha!!! This is the epitome of my everyday Facebook life. XD

[tessexx94]

"checked into the bathtub" im doing that lol

[UPeopleTv]

true

[TheBeastblood]

more like shit gay people say on facebook

[clauccx]

"went from being married to " sooo true!

[misscarolbaybe]

"just checked into the bathtub!" lol

[smeatonx]

ahah every time i read a status i put on a gay voice too!

[raynarayskye]

The people i'm friends with don't say any of that.... maybe lol.

[Tra1n3rfromH3ll]

Shit that when read or heard anywhere, inspires me to kill myself. Fortunately, the internet has made me so lazy that I'll just delete all my 'friends' who post stupid pictures, whereabouts, and every irrelevant fucking thought that crosses through their synapses.

[lostinbadbooks]

Just checked into the bathtub!

[rjmetsfan5]

more like shit fat gay people write on facebook.

[thehaweasy]

my mind is telling me nooo, but my bodyyy, my body is tellin me YES!!!! ahahaha

[snoop26505]

No religious spam???

[StripedZebraFilms]

more like shit gay guys say on facebook

[terracottapiex14]

This is soo cool smiley face :)

[JayMoeMoney619]

lms



[KAC3BAS3]

is that bath water?!!!!!!!!!!!! O.o 2:45

[swaggmyclit]

Bahahhahahaa!

[gamerqs999]

i want this guy as my friend...

[volcomjesuschrist]

hahahahahahahahah WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WATER BUFFALO !?!

[Th3Gir1FromY3st3rday]

when it rains ... it fuckin' pours ! LOL

[iamjblatingirl]

Fucking.......annoying

[Adriennekissyface]

more like whiny girls say on facebooks lol



[Jayylinzo]

Fkn funny

[fudgebrownie65]

what about shit people post as comments on youtube......needed

[clairelolonsun23]

L.O hahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahah­ahhaahahahah.....L

[clairelolonsun23]

thumbs up ifff this guy soundssss totally gay to your aswell:)

[CookieCrusherz011]

*Shit gay people say on Twitter

[MrMelodyle]

the cage crazies !

[SupraTheNewComing]

OMG i have that same couch!!!!

[helloxbambii]

I shit my pants laughing at the way you said Happy Birthday.

Lmfao.

[WithUniquity]

haha this was hilarious

[hardon4babes]

I wish he said "I AM TOTALLY POSTING THIS VIDEO ON FACEBOOK"

[HISHAM931]

I questioned my sexuality after this video

[cj94zj92sc]

that scarf is FAB YOU LUSS

[TheRealMrMackey]

"Ohuhuhu Jesuth crithst" - Mr. Slave

[TheDifferential]

times like these where i wish youtube would personally delete videos that they find to be retarded and annoying -__-

[Nate35819]

listening to this guys voice makes me want to rip my ears off

[Dmpleopard]

0:27 .. STALKER! >:(

[mdver34]

Did anyone notice that his glass was filled with bath tub water at the end?

[lameizcool01]

Lol ... he's like Rev Run ... updating in a bubble bath

[ThreatofDoom]

I think the title should be "Shit girls say on Facebook."

[SuckerPunch92]

Lmaooooo FUCK MONDAYS.!!!!

[toodrivetodrunk1]

picture of alcohol.. picture of alcohol.. picture of alcohol.. picture of alcohol.. picture of you with your arm around a police officer..

[creativebydesign76]

lmbo

[supersassy97]

His crying sounds like someone squeezing a rubber duck

[missallysuicide]

Kobe Bryant is a rapist! Omg. I can't breathe.

[TBConfirmed]

More like 'Shit Americans Say on Facebook

[BocajBinLadin]

when it rain it fucking pours

[heathermk2011]

Where did you get the suit at 2:51 ???

[Pattydole70]

LOL! Your the prettiest sister I have!

[MsDbone90]

I've read every last one of these! You forgot "LMS if you hate dumb hoes tryna get at yo baby daddy."

[G3N3ThAB3ast]

lol.. u most def forgot the most annoying.. "LMS" 

[meeooow16]

or - Facebook: where grammar goes to die

[meeooow16]

you forgot - "like for a tbh!!" tbh - "You're pretty and nice"

[amaL0VE]

loool, this is more like twitter

[ichrisful]

you forgot 'like for a like'

[muscver]

DROP THE FUCKIN FONE YOU LITTLE FUCKER >:O

[TheKatyLady1]

more like shit people say on twitter...

[emocandy345]

When it rains it rains it fucking pours ;D lmao

[MrsMichelleCool]

You should have added "LMS" in this video ahah

[Kindomization]

facebook = twitter

[cheerGgirl]

hahaha!

[theQueenBeeQT99]

lol, " ewww u look homeless" so funny

[ChickenFeetPro]

@1:15 laugh everytime

[rkumar821]

lol awesome video haha

[taylorzoerthebest]

Hahahaha "Como say dicay"

[twobanks]

man i fucking love this video!!!

[xxMyamxx]

"This Is So Cool, Smiley Face!"

[catchusattheflipside]

this is w/e go watch shit homeless guys say ahahah that is sooo funny!

[clhowy87]

"picture of alcohol...picture of alcohol...picture of alcohol...picture of alcohol...picture with arm around cop" bwhahahaha loved it too funny

[clickherenowz]

nobody says anything on facebook....they write it...xD JK soo tru though HIALRIOUS VIDEO :D

[imacutelilmama]

Ew! You look homeless!

[imshirotora]

Thumbs up if every time he was in the bath tub, you were just waiting for him to drop his phone.

[Sean9014]

THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

[missleisures]

COMO SE DICE

[TheCLK38]

LOL at him drinking his bath water in the end HAHAHA

[IkaroRatuburen]

Transcribe on this is pretty great.

[1RoxyFoxy55]

235. people dont have Facebook :( lol

[alexismoeller123]

FUCK OFF!! Lmao my favorite part!

[jayorjon]

This really was laugh out loud funny! Haters Suck!!!

[Selena91895]

lollll

[bmp1091]

LMFAO!

[LoveKushKhalifa]

R Kelly Lml

[CD2kay7]

there should be more videos like this.. cos i dont see any of this on Facebook :\ ha

[sammystate21]

This guy nailed it right on the button

[LoveStruckLover]

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE ITTT!! So true.

[Hpoint0]

Press 1 for Lowes

Press 2 for him slapping his face

Press 3 for WHEN IT RAINS, IT FUCKING POURS

Press 4 for taking a drink

Press 5 for dying

Press 6 for Kobe Bryant is a rapist

Press 7 for jiggly

Press 8 for I have

Press 9 for ending

[AndrogynHungary]

why do you drink protein shake, are you a bodybuilder. You shoulnd drink that cuz you are already fat, you just need to loose wight not gaining it.

[Hpoint0]

0:56 WHEN IT RAINS, IT FUCKING POURS

[rwarsaw2]

And this is why I deactivated my facebook... God people are annoying!

[polkadotpolka123]

haha this is me all over, except i'm a girl lol :) if i'm bored i end up writing about 5 statuses in 1 hour.... and then if no one likes my status i'll post another one.... i seriously need a life...

[ccchrv]

rename *

shit gay white people say on facebook

[NawtyAngel911]

Lmao..

[hash4everalmomen]

gay homosexual fag

[BoogersMcFly]

@hash4everalmomen

LOL how long did it take you to think of THREE WHOLE WORDS? You poor thing.

[raichushocksu]

@hash4everalmomen your probably that person who posts links of child porn to your friends lol

[wolfewolfe222]

he is cute!!



[LoveGTV]

that's shit white people say on facebook, lol

[InsidersHealthTV]

That would be hilarious is men actually talked like this! Have you seen the health snobs one yet?

[random2010123]

XD this is amazing

[mrspp2011]

LOL you're hilarious!

[xxbrakedancerrxx]

GOT THE NEW IPHONE!

[Suel14]

G.A.Y

[MrMinecraftpoop]

hahahahahaha lol

[tacobelldriver]

ahahahahahahh

[TinyT3rror]

"Just checked into the bathtub" lmao it's funny because people actually do that...

[TALLYmakinfaces]

LOL <3

[chicka123756]

"My mind's tellin me nooo, but my body, my body's tellin me yeahhhh"

[paulineashleyxo]

Haha! +1 Like

Check out my take on the 4 types of people on facebook

/ watch?v=EqASJmjnoBA

[matt315330]

lol c: he sounds gay !!!!

[96JessaSaur]

I seriously started laughing so hard, tears came out. >.<

[dadecOuntyelmO]

WHEN IT RAINS....IT FUCKIN POURS ! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO IM DYING RIGHT NOW ! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLL !

[IheartTomFelton2]

Laughing and then say lol

[IheartTomFelton2]

Lol I do that all the time when I start

[jaredjacobsfilms]

what about truth is?..

[MaJESSticMe]

Dude you are awesome!!! LOVE you! ha ! such a funny vid!

[CallerOfTheWild]

I died so, much.

[arghydoodles]

The only forgotten thing was excessive uses of :) <3 and x

[NellaMagazine]

"Just checked into the bathtub!!!"

[Dand1280]

1:47 Happy Birthday!

[Rebeccablonde17]

you forgot "NEW PHONE! NEED NUMBERS!!"

[IWasBornThisWayBaby]

@Rebeccablonde17 hahaha good one!

[daydream605]

2:17 Been there done that.... got sprayed -.-

[TheTommyWeller]

I have seen ninety percent of these on Facebook

[AideenRathnaitTV]

HAHA! This was pretty great :)

[Foreezybeezy1]

WHEN IT RAINS, IT FUCKIN" POURS! Hahahaha

[amandaj1130]

looooove it

[fernandopox]

this guy is hot.

[pensereiffel]

I was so paranoid that you were going to drop that phone into the bath tub.

[dangerchick97]

fuukk off!! loll

[breallyse321]

This is soooooooo hilarious!!!!



[alazaye23]

L. M. F. A. O!

[johnnyachernar]

here's another "I hate my life, smiley face!"

[JambaMommas168]

you should of added .."that moment when" or "that awkward moment when.."

[oreodart]

more like *shit people say on tweeter

[BoOmBoOmPaL]

my gay-dar just broke

[yellowhair17]

There's this app called App Trailers and you can get free giftcards for just watching 30 second trailers! and if you download it you can get 50 points with the bonus code "yellowhair17" This is not a scam it actually works!

[MsDelianne]

THIS IS MORE LIKE TWITTER. TWITTER IS SOOO ANNOYING

[prebek]

He sounds like the honey badger guy

[11purpletigers]

more like shit gay guys say

[Ayannafuckingnichole]

You forgot

'LMS'

'Add (insert name here) and I'll share you'

'25 likes for an adding game'

[marioluver86]

Lol so true

[MiCKi914]

I love the whole "picture of alcohol" bit. XD

[CMalone94]

i love this hahahhaa

[michaelhansolbaek]

omg turn on captions

[plasticSmile]

The best part about facebook is 2:37 because Tom Hanks is the best of everything. :p

[xxbrakedancerrxx]

JESUS!

[Jammin2vibes]

He sounds so much like a Douche

[xxstephstephxx09]

Haha " I'm Thomas and I'm a fag cos I didn't log out of Facebook ". Haha

[lisalisa817]

LOL OMG BEST shit people say EVER

[KellyAnn2390]

HAPPY HOUR! *click click*

[Coverlove27]

This is my feed everday. Dead on.

[Fireblade806]

Is that his real voice

[sufizmjim]

........ reasons to delete Facesmook

[GirLzPlayCODToo]

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahah­aahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhahah l.o.l

[swtcarmel1]

ok, I am crackin up that you started sining RKelly! lmao!

[jordanduarte199615]

wtf it say shit people say on facebook wats with the gay voice -_-

[Hydrogenglow]

i like shit new yorkers Never say

[TheChecked]

what the .... :D 1:16

[cookiepuss1987]

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperJulie777]

He is not gay.. he is expressing with human energy the same message expressed in FB posts using punctuation ! I loved it. Genius !

[jordanzish]

@SuperJulie777 Too true

[hypnotic26]

@SuperJulie777 I still have no doubt he's gay.But who cares?:)