I have been watching this show since it first came out, I am glad they got the new episodes (California) made & up. Shows like this exhibit the true potential of internet video, and its possibility as a viable alternative to mass media.
This is very funny because I've been around too many of these guido douchebags. I woud not have gotten the joke a couple years ago before moving to Jersey, but now that I've been here a couple years, it's frickin hilarious and dead on. There are douchebags everywhere, but North Jersey is especially infested with this particular type of prick like no other place on earth.
retarded posers if I seen you in the water as I am dropping in on one of the shitty shit Jersey waves I would spear your asses and make it look like an accident. Go fuck your self's you guyz couldn't get laid in a hore house with a pocket full of silver dollars.
80 percent of all males at the jersey shore are known douchebags...17 percent of the women are also douchebags...the leading cause of death is choking from the fumes of axe body spary and stiff harden geled up hair crushing the cranium
fucking stupid guidos. I'm so glad I don't live in Jersey. Although I saw plenty of these stupid fucks on spring break in Cancun. Fuck you guinea wop dago Jersey trash bastards. You know who you are, too.
haha well theres not that many locals at the shore who are guido live there year round!! i can only think of a few off the top of my head... you only have to worry about the bennys that come down in the summer, but theyre fun to make fun of so i really dont mind. i love when bennys ask me for directions!!! haha so great, i ussualy send them the wrong way!
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But seriously, this video is spot on. I've lived by the Jersey shore for a couple of years and I gotta say that this video is spot on. On a fair side, not all the people there are like that, but unfortunately the majority are complete d-bags...
i want 2c them bust out rapping VANILLA ICE ICE BABY! now that would b funny instead of acting like him make a video and sing like him since they wannabee that embarrassing turn it n2 a musical comedy vanilla ice x4
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me.
the only people who will say this is not funny have to be the lame ass people from north jersey/newyork i live at the beach and have to deal with these idiots every year. as funny as this video is the sad part is everything these guys say and due is tru perfect to the T. AND if the guys who do this read this it aint a guido summer unless your goin to djais driving to belmar in your car u should know the rest haha Stay Home Guidos
I love how this was made before the MTV "Jersey Shore" bullshit.
jagbird20 1 month ago
Maybe I should turn down my dubstep before I watch videos.
megakid39 2 months ago
does anyone know the intro music "we're all so beautiful" lol
ellpod 8 months ago
Dear Bryan,
You are insane.
CameraGirl26 10 months ago
What aboput me ./.. ahwabt amo ... love me im a troll
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uhytiful 1 year ago
Latest episode of Jersey Shore is uploaded on my channel!
JerseyShoreVideosX 1 year ago
"get my ass you know i get sweaty" LMAO
wozler 1 year ago
Classic...great stuff guys keep it up. Jersey Douchebags.
hitzdaskinz 1 year ago
I watched this video two years ago or so.
TEMINIX 1 year ago 3
SUE MTV!
Tisimojastoja 2 years ago 5
you really should. You guys did it first & you did it better.
TEMINIX 1 year ago 4
lol this is hilarious y is it only 4 stars
jonthesuperguy 2 years ago 2
Fucking sue MTV!
MultiAREE 2 years ago 3
that's fucked up... jersey shore just came out, u guys should sue! ... =\
kissy570 2 years ago 3
You guys should definitely sue MTV for stealing your show idea..
BadfishSticks86 2 years ago 5
Is yous guys from Mass?
MrElechandsup 2 years ago
what is the song at 35 secs
ERMAC4482 2 years ago
Yo Lucy I'm Hoooooooommmeee!!!!!
86EazyC 2 years ago
Y'know, it's too easy to say this is like Jersey Shore.
Art7220 2 years ago
LMFAO!! 8P
snowbunny1001 2 years ago
Im so excited yo! lol
Jesse93z 2 years ago
These fuckers got to be actors lol!!!
pettway2000 2 years ago
yeaa i want the song badd been trying to find it for awhile
joeysceEX 2 years ago
lmao He sprayed axe into his eyes!
IndigoR 2 years ago 17
I somehow missed the dip into the hair gel the first time! Hilari-ASS!
LorieKins 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
LorieKins 2 years ago
Hahahaha! I just saw the real show Jersey Shore, and I had no idea people like this even existed! Good parody, guys!
LorieKins 2 years ago
Yeah that sounds like a good song, whats the name?
pok3ypup 2 years ago 2
whats the song at 0;35 plzz
joeysceEX 2 years ago
I have been watching this show since it first came out, I am glad they got the new episodes (California) made & up. Shows like this exhibit the true potential of internet video, and its possibility as a viable alternative to mass media.
thatkevinmartini 2 years ago
whats the first song at 0:35 plzz???
joeysceEX 2 years ago 2
i got CONDOMS.
lgibson2154 2 years ago 3
This is very funny because I've been around too many of these guido douchebags. I woud not have gotten the joke a couple years ago before moving to Jersey, but now that I've been here a couple years, it's frickin hilarious and dead on. There are douchebags everywhere, but North Jersey is especially infested with this particular type of prick like no other place on earth.
uricehe4 2 years ago
lol all that tag and axe
GoodGanja99 2 years ago
This will only seem funny if you live at the shore and you deal with duches just like these guys everyday.
mkulessssax3 2 years ago 2
trust me tons of douchebags in los angeles they just have a different accent lol
FullFrontalCrudity 2 years ago
Hahaha, must be fuckin HEAVEN for you. Not. :P
mkulessssax3 2 years ago
yea if you arent from nj or have never been to wildwood, point pleasant, belmar (DJais) or especially Seaside. you wont get this very much
smythe86 2 years ago
retarded posers if I seen you in the water as I am dropping in on one of the shitty shit Jersey waves I would spear your asses and make it look like an accident. Go fuck your self's you guyz couldn't get laid in a hore house with a pocket full of silver dollars.
;p
mattggman101 2 years ago
retarded video...
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CLARINDAKeat3640 2 years ago 5
these jersey douchebags are stupid everyone knows you gotta go to the bada bing to find a wife.
koxakx 2 years ago
dude why would you go to the jersey shore your in north jersey go to long island ny
NYlover2000 2 years ago
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pureballer2001 2 years ago
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pureballer2001 2 years ago
My father-in-law invented Axe deoderant. True story.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago 2
whats the themesong please?
kdutchwvu 2 years ago
douchebag...
wikikokaaka 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
ealworth1 2 years ago
dats da reel shit yo
dabeshu 2 years ago
Awesome well played.
gtrdline 2 years ago
That's freakin' awesome!!
aGuy 2 years ago
Freakin funny ass shit!
truantone 2 years ago
Trailer Park Boys meet the Italians
zoneyzoo 2 years ago
effing hilarious, the guy with axe is great!
misteramm2002 2 years ago
haha
"gotta find my wife"
gta43089 2 years ago
"that's it i dont wanna waste no time i wanna go find my wife!.....i got condoms!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
celinablack 2 years ago
lol
christinalatina19 2 years ago
haha this is kinda sad because there's a lot of guido's down the shore who are just like that... if not worse. lol.
FixinToBeAlotBetter 3 years ago
LMAOOOO
persianqu33n 3 years ago
if you really wanted it to be NJ, it would be called Douchebag Shore..not beach
odonreality 3 years ago
omg so funny hahahahahaha!!!!!!
cheezburgaz 3 years ago
bwaaaahahahahaahahahhahaa this is too fuckin funny to be an internet tv show...you guys are ready for prime time
CmnDwnWrkn2 3 years ago
lol this funny as shit
burntrubber11 3 years ago
"get my ass... you know it gets sweaty!" HAHAHAHA
queenlayna 3 years ago 2
"how was i supposed to know that thong contest was only for girls..?" that phrase killed XD
bitoke 3 years ago
Yeeeeeaaa jerzey shore!! and dont none of yous disrescept a fukin guido italin power!!! straight out of south jerzey hell yea
DieHardPhillyPhan 3 years ago
too fuckin funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
ElyshaCubanita 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
phoenixicarus 3 years ago
80 percent of all males at the jersey shore are known douchebags...17 percent of the women are also douchebags...the leading cause of death is choking from the fumes of axe body spary and stiff harden geled up hair crushing the cranium
catchfree84 3 years ago 13
what is the song after the intro. the one that plays everytime they write shit like "Lookin 4 Luv"
dogdookie917 3 years ago
This looks like it only appeals to douchebags. Gay.
TooKoolKris 3 years ago
nunzio
CorkyBuchek 3 years ago
I bet these three mommas wish they had aborted these three idiots.
OldHippie7320 3 years ago
hey join the douchebag beach group on facebook
tomaz890 3 years ago
WTF @ wearing a thong. hahaaaaaaaaha
surfnakd23 3 years ago
watch the douchebag show in my vids
JohnnyYankee14 3 years ago
I NEED YOU TO TAG AND AXE MY BACK.
TheDorkKnight 3 years ago
I got Condoms! hahahha
NickXCore10 3 years ago
why is he dressed like a golfer?
dinoboss 3 years ago
lol this is great
raven2004 3 years ago
The Dark Knight is better
TheManBassoon 3 years ago
no, it really isnt.
BanglishBoy 3 years ago
Yes, it really is.
TheManBassoon 3 years ago
aha naah bro this is doope
lol you know im playin right?
BanglishBoy 3 years ago
That's like comparing apples and oranges.
PuppySandwiches 3 years ago
LMAO!
CassieDynomite 3 years ago
i love this freakin...show...webisode. idk. I love it.
KiwiLovesPickles 3 years ago 2
I gotta vat!!! hahaha
hojotojo 3 years ago
yo yo yo f'in lovd dat shit
garspunky 3 years ago
tony is hilarious
whitestripesrulz 3 years ago 3
greit vid. i like it. :) :) 5 stars
tinytab 3 years ago
fucking stupid guidos. I'm so glad I don't live in Jersey. Although I saw plenty of these stupid fucks on spring break in Cancun. Fuck you guinea wop dago Jersey trash bastards. You know who you are, too.
azcats03 3 years ago 3
haha well theres not that many locals at the shore who are guido live there year round!! i can only think of a few off the top of my head... you only have to worry about the bennys that come down in the summer, but theyre fun to make fun of so i really dont mind. i love when bennys ask me for directions!!! haha so great, i ussualy send them the wrong way!
rarr2u 3 years ago
LOOKIN TO FALL THe fuCK IN LOVE THIS SUMMER AT THE JERSEY SHORE!!!!!LMFAO OMG HAHA that one guy IS QUEER CHOKIN ON LOVE BABYY!!! JERSEY!
finalman25 3 years ago
tag and axe my back part xD im so glad i stumbled upon this
UBERimacrazyguy 3 years ago
Anyone who's a Jersey local knows these types. Bulls eye, guys. Bravo.
AverageCamino 3 years ago 2
SOO FUNNY!!
UBERimacrazyguy 3 years ago
Fuckin Bennys >.>
jnmathis 3 years ago
whoot whoot JERSEY!!!!
Lalau1234 3 years ago
lol
mattlinda 3 years ago
you guys rock! im reppin bergen county!!
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StrapedWitMyGloc44 3 years ago
black power is an oxymoron
masterhunter09 3 years ago
straped, i doubt u could find him. ....
dies123productions 3 years ago
I'm so glad I stumbled upon this series!
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Genotyp6 3 years ago
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DNIGGYNICE 3 years ago
funny ass freakin show =)
just one question..whats the name of the song that plays after the drag queen intro song..it has a really catchy sound
inspaceinyourface 3 years ago
LOL OMG THAT WAS Great
spltndash 3 years ago
Really funny.
GRock732 3 years ago
dude you would have smoked that thong contest
ado360 3 years ago
Yo yo yo,yoose guyz are so FOCKIN' foinny,son!
bunnybooties 3 years ago
That was fucking sick.
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mistastabby 3 years ago
lolololol!!!!
plasticvideo 3 years ago
I GOT CONDOMS!
basquiatgreg 3 years ago
*looks at guy getting dipped in a vat of hairgel*
So THAT'S how the Anime guys do it... XD A vat of hairgel...
Gr00dle 3 years ago
LOL!!!
SonnyDLight 3 years ago
I GOT A VAT!
chukaf69 3 years ago
That is a LOT of body spray... >.>
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TheResock 4 years ago 2
still a fave
whangz 4 years ago
WTF planet r u from?
overunderwear 4 years ago
either staten island or north jersey...either one is bad.
mikeb5963 3 years ago
Fuck yeah, keep 'em comin
Lucedaddy 4 years ago 3
Is this a regular show? I don't know the players but they are very funny, specially the Starsky look alike who says "Lucy, I'm home"
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MySpaceDoucheBags 4 years ago
I was skeptical at first, but then I LOL'ed.
fakermcfaker 4 years ago
I Got Condoms!!! LOL
But seriously, this video is spot on. I've lived by the Jersey shore for a couple of years and I gotta say that this video is spot on. On a fair side, not all the people there are like that, but unfortunately the majority are complete d-bags...
Funny stuff guys, keep it up!
wolfman987 4 years ago 3
Who does the intro song? it's soso fresh
mcdee187 4 years ago
this is a ripoff of a reality show that was on mtv.
Bekkouiro 4 years ago
hah, i thought of that when i first saw this but its not really a ripoff, its more like them making fun of those types of guys.
shesaidla 3 years ago
What's the theme song? I wanna bump it next time I go to the shore.
m3purple 4 years ago
this is the funniest series on youtube
dirtbikr33 4 years ago
Check out "Average people can be average hereoes" It will calm you after this. Like a bolt of lightning.
eamonic 4 years ago
Your hottt tony baby!!!
naomimperryn 4 years ago
OH MAN, you should see the kind of HAMMERS that migrate to seaside every summer! They all go to the same barber!
choab 4 years ago
i want 2c them bust out rapping VANILLA ICE ICE BABY! now that would b funny instead of acting like him make a video and sing like him since they wannabee that embarrassing turn it n2 a musical comedy vanilla ice x4
TallulahAsMyself 4 years ago
this whole jersey shore thing is so GAY...u r all wanna bs.did i mention this video is GAY
erma1972 4 years ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me.
jaag0 4 years ago
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bobjenz 4 years ago
funny as hell...
hey guys i need you to tag and axe my back
plugofmustard 4 years ago
Thank god Im from NY..you guys are an embarrassement to Jersey..great concept..just need better actors...stay with it
halkvideos 4 years ago
this fing sucks my ballls
coolzshit 4 years ago
fucking stupid talk!!!
winthorp35 4 years ago
I GOT CONDOMS!~
Physiognomies 4 years ago 5
Good shit
steveo3483 4 years ago 2
You guys are a bunch of clowns east coasters I like your style hillarious shit straight up
TCAPBIRD 4 years ago 2
BBBaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha!!!!!! I'm totally diggin the whale tale!!! ;D
giturherdid 4 years ago
No, as someone who has lived in Jersey his entire life, I can safely say that most people from around here act like this.
taxidriver1990 4 years ago 4
fair funny
wouldiever 4 years ago
OH MAN, you should see the kind of HAMMERS that migrate to seaside every summer! They all go to the same barber!
choab 4 years ago
not all new jersey people are like this.
ratkenrat 4 years ago
It's like your trying to be black, white, annoying, gay & retarded @ the same time. I feel sad for sheep who act/dress like that.
BUTSEKZPIRATE 4 years ago
FUCK YOU GREEK
snoopyXXXL 4 years ago
Hey now I'm Sicilian and live in Texas... and I am still like WTF???? Who the hell acts like that? LOL...
ben8j2p 4 years ago
come to south jersey in the summer and you'll find out. on second thought you wanna stay far away from jersey....
joeyfuts 2 years ago
the only people who will say this is not funny have to be the lame ass people from north jersey/newyork i live at the beach and have to deal with these idiots every year. as funny as this video is the sad part is everything these guys say and due is tru perfect to the T. AND if the guys who do this read this it aint a guido summer unless your goin to djais driving to belmar in your car u should know the rest haha Stay Home Guidos
j0eski 4 years ago
what the hell did you just say
ligyro 4 years ago
Wow...
You probably shouldn't talk for a while...
BIRDMAN4040 4 years ago
not funny ...
bruuunin 4 years ago
lmao wtf
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DankandNank 4 years ago
This is funny. Just like that episode on MTV.
patio87 4 years ago
yeah its spoofing the mtv show tru life or something like that
TUESDAYIMFADINGX 4 years ago
I think Im gonna fuckin choke...
Im chokin on love.
TheShinyDemon 4 years ago
Nice acting.
ddtnt2000 4 years ago
SO hilarious!! you guys are geniuses!!
jengirl63 4 years ago
me and my bros....we all got the same fuckin haircut
CKninja69 4 years ago
LOL, you had me laughing my ass off guys
chrystalkruid 4 years ago
Omg those guys are so hot! Love me baby!
Hesshess 4 years ago
You realize this video not also makes fun on people who act like those guys, but the idiot chicks who fall for them? aka you.
lalajookyzheart 4 years ago
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joeyfuts 2 years ago
some funny sh*t. keep it coming
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zazida 4 years ago
wow
thatpyro 4 years ago
hey, what;s the song when they arrive home?
86kinky86 4 years ago
I'm choking on love
nicktothemeg 4 years ago
LMAO every NJ video i see has guidos in it.
JerseyPilot07 4 years ago
The VAT is some funny shit
HG2013 4 years ago
It was just alright.
smilehallow 4 years ago
Funny as f***
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