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  • I love how this was made before the MTV "Jersey Shore" bullshit.

  • Maybe I should turn down my dubstep before I watch videos.

  • does anyone know the intro music "we're all so beautiful" lol

  • Dear Bryan,

    You are insane.

  • What aboput me ./.. ahwabt amo ... love me im a troll

  • Latest episode of Jersey Shore is uploaded on my channel!

  • "get my ass you know i get sweaty" LMAO

  • Classic...great stuff guys keep it up. Jersey Douchebags.

  • I watched this video two years ago or so.

  • SUE MTV!

  • you really should. You guys did it first & you did it better.

  • lol this is hilarious y is it only 4 stars

  • Fucking sue MTV!

  • that's fucked up... jersey shore just came out, u guys should sue! ... =\

  • You guys should definitely sue MTV for stealing your show idea..

  • Is yous guys from Mass?

  • what is the song at 35 secs

  • Yo Lucy I'm Hoooooooommmeee!!!!!

  • Y'know, it's too easy to say this is like Jersey Shore.

  • LMFAO!! 8P

  • Im so excited yo! lol

  • These fuckers got to be actors lol!!!

  • yeaa i want the song badd been trying to find it for awhile

  • lmao He sprayed axe into his eyes!

  • I somehow missed the dip into the hair gel the first time! Hilari-ASS!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa­aaa!

  • Hahahaha! I just saw the real show Jersey Shore, and I had no idea people like this even existed! Good parody, guys!

  • Yeah that sounds like a good song, whats the name?

  • whats the song at 0;35 plzz

  • I have been watching this show since it first came out, I am glad they got the new episodes (California) made & up. Shows like this exhibit the true potential of internet video, and its possibility as a viable alternative to mass media.

  • whats the first song at 0:35 plzz???

  • i got CONDOMS.

  • This is very funny because I've been around too many of these guido douchebags. I woud not have gotten the joke a couple years ago before moving to Jersey, but now that I've been here a couple years, it's frickin hilarious and dead on. There are douchebags everywhere, but North Jersey is especially infested with this particular type of prick like no other place on earth.

  • lol all that tag and axe

  • This will only seem funny if you live at the shore and you deal with duches just like these guys everyday.

  • trust me tons of douchebags in los angeles they just have a different accent lol

  • Hahaha, must be fuckin HEAVEN for you. Not. :P

  • yea if you arent from nj or have never been to wildwood, point pleasant, belmar (DJais) or especially Seaside. you wont get this very much

  • retarded posers if I seen you in the water as I am dropping in on one of the shitty shit Jersey waves I would spear your asses and make it look like an accident. Go fuck your self's you guyz couldn't get laid in a hore house with a pocket full of silver dollars.

    ;p

  • retarded video...

  • these jersey douchebags are stupid everyone knows you gotta go to the bada bing to find a wife.

  • dude why would you go to the jersey shore your in north jersey go to long island ny

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  • My father-in-law invented Axe deoderant. True story.

  • whats the themesong please?

  • douchebag...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • dats da reel shit yo

  • Awesome well played.

  • That's freakin' awesome!!

  • Freakin funny ass shit!

  • Trailer Park Boys meet the Italians

  • effing hilarious, the guy with axe is great!

  • haha

    "gotta find my wife"

  • "that's it i dont wanna waste no time i wanna go find my wife!.....i got condoms!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • lol

  • haha this is kinda sad because there's a lot of guido's down the shore who are just like that... if not worse. lol.

  • LMAOOOO

  • if you really wanted it to be NJ, it would be called Douchebag Shore..not beach

  • omg so funny hahahahahaha!!!!!!

  • bwaaaahahahahaahahahhahaa this is too fuckin funny to be an internet tv show...you guys are ready for prime time

  • lol this funny as shit

  • "get my ass... you know it gets sweaty!" HAHAHAHA

  • "how was i supposed to know that thong contest was only for girls..?" that phrase killed XD

  • Yeeeeeaaa jerzey shore!! and dont none of yous disrescept a fukin guido italin power!!! straight out of south jerzey hell yea

  • too fuckin funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 80 percent of all males at the jersey shore are known douchebags...17 percent of the women are also douchebags...the leading cause of death is choking from the fumes of axe body spary and stiff harden geled up hair crushing the cranium

  • what is the song after the intro. the one that plays everytime they write shit like "Lookin 4 Luv"

  • This looks like it only appeals to douchebags. Gay.

  • nunzio

  • I bet these three mommas wish they had aborted these three idiots.

  • hey join the douchebag beach group on facebook

  • WTF @ wearing a thong. hahaaaaaaaaha

  • watch the douchebag show in my vids

  • I NEED YOU TO TAG AND AXE MY BACK.

  • I got Condoms! hahahha

  • why is he dressed like a golfer?

  • lol this is great

  • The Dark Knight is better

  • no, it really isnt.

  • Yes, it really is.

  • aha naah bro this is doope

    lol you know im playin right?

  • That's like comparing apples and oranges.

  • LMAO!

  • i love this freakin...show...webisode. idk. I love it.

  • I gotta vat!!! hahaha

  • yo yo yo f'in lovd dat shit

  • tony is hilarious

  • greit vid. i like it. :) :) 5 stars

  • fucking stupid guidos. I'm so glad I don't live in Jersey. Although I saw plenty of these stupid fucks on spring break in Cancun. Fuck you guinea wop dago Jersey trash bastards. You know who you are, too.

  • haha well theres not that many locals at the shore who are guido live there year round!! i can only think of a few off the top of my head... you only have to worry about the bennys that come down in the summer, but theyre fun to make fun of so i really dont mind. i love when bennys ask me for directions!!! haha so great, i ussualy send them the wrong way!

  • LOOKIN TO FALL THe fuCK IN LOVE THIS SUMMER AT THE JERSEY SHORE!!!!!LMFAO OMG HAHA that one guy IS QUEER CHOKIN ON LOVE BABYY!!! JERSEY!

  • tag and axe my back part xD im so glad i stumbled upon this

  • Anyone who's a Jersey local knows these types. Bulls eye, guys. Bravo.

  • SOO FUNNY!!

  • Fuckin Bennys >.>

  • whoot whoot JERSEY!!!!

  • lol

  • you guys rock! im reppin bergen county!!

  • black power is an oxymoron

  • straped, i doubt u could find him. ....

  • I'm so glad I stumbled upon this series!

  • Tong, Tong, tong tongs......

  • funny ass freakin show =)

    just one question..whats the name of the song that plays after the drag queen intro song..it has a really catchy sound

  • LOL OMG THAT WAS Great

  • Really funny.

  • dude you would have smoked that thong contest

  • Yo yo yo,yoose guyz are so FOCKIN' foinny,son!

  • That was fucking sick.

  • lolololol!!!!

  • I GOT CONDOMS!

  • *looks at guy getting dipped in a vat of hairgel*

    So THAT'S how the Anime guys do it... XD A vat of hairgel...

  • LOL!!!

  • I GOT A VAT!

  • That is a LOT of body spray... >.>

  • OMG666THCOMMENTYOUSHALLDIE.

  • still a fave

  • WTF planet r u from?

  • either staten island or north jersey...either one is bad.

  • Fuck yeah, keep 'em comin

  • Is this a regular show? I don't know the players but they are very funny, specially the Starsky look alike who says "Lucy, I'm home"

  • I was skeptical at first, but then I LOL'ed.

  • I Got Condoms!!! LOL

    But seriously, this video is spot on. I've lived by the Jersey shore for a couple of years and I gotta say that this video is spot on. On a fair side, not all the people there are like that, but unfortunately the majority are complete d-bags...

    Funny stuff guys, keep it up!

  • Who does the intro song? it's soso fresh

  • this is a ripoff of a reality show that was on mtv.

  • hah, i thought of that when i first saw this but its not really a ripoff, its more like them making fun of those types of guys.

  • What's the theme song? I wanna bump it next time I go to the shore.

  • this is the funniest series on youtube

  • Check out "Average people can be average hereoes" It will calm you after this. Like a bolt of lightning.

  • Your hottt tony baby!!!

  • OH MAN, you should see the kind of HAMMERS that migrate to seaside every summer! They all go to the same barber!

  • i want 2c them bust out rapping VANILLA ICE ICE BABY! now that would b funny instead of acting like him make a video and sing like him since they wannabee that embarrassing turn it n2 a musical comedy vanilla ice x4

  • this whole jersey shore thing is so GAY...u r all wanna bs.did i mention this video is GAY

  • front page and only 300,000... ouch

  • funny as hell...

    hey guys i need you to tag and axe my back

  • Thank god Im from NY..you guys are an embarrassement to Jersey..great concept..just need better actors...stay with it

  • this fing sucks my ballls

  • fucking stupid talk!!!

  • I GOT CONDOMS!~

  • Good shit

  • You guys are a bunch of clowns east coasters I like your style hillarious shit straight up

  • BBBaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha!!!!!!  I'm totally diggin the whale tale!!! ;D

  • No, as someone who has lived in Jersey his entire life, I can safely say that most people from around here act like this.

  • fair funny

  • OH MAN, you should see the kind of HAMMERS that migrate to seaside every summer! They all go to the same barber!

  • not all new jersey people are like this.

  • It's like your trying to be black, white, annoying, gay & retarded @ the same time. I feel sad for sheep who act/dress like that.

  • FUCK YOU GREEK

  • Hey now I'm Sicilian and live in Texas... and I am still like WTF???? Who the hell acts like that? LOL...

  • come to south jersey in the summer and you'll find out. on second thought you wanna stay far away from jersey....

  • the only people who will say this is not funny have to be the lame ass people from north jersey/newyork i live at the beach and have to deal with these idiots every year. as funny as this video is the sad part is everything these guys say and due is tru perfect to the T. AND if the guys who do this read this it aint a guido summer unless your goin to djais driving to belmar in your car u should know the rest haha Stay Home Guidos

  • what the hell did you just say

  • Wow...

    You probably shouldn't talk for a while...

  • not funny ...

  • lmao wtf

  • Funny! Check out our DankandNank series. Keep up the good work.

  • This is funny. Just like that episode on MTV.

  • yeah its spoofing the mtv show tru life or something like that

  • I think Im gonna fuckin choke...

    Im chokin on love.

  • Nice acting.

  • SO hilarious!! you guys are geniuses!!

  • me and my bros....we all got the same fuckin haircut

  • LOL, you had me laughing my ass off guys

  • Omg those guys are so hot! Love me baby!

  • You realize this video not also makes fun on people who act like those guys, but the idiot chicks who fall for them? aka you.

  • im hotter. call me.

  • some funny sh*t. keep it coming

  • wow

  • hey, what;s the song when they arrive home?

  • I'm choking on love

  • LMAO every NJ video i see has guidos in it.

  • The VAT is some funny shit

  • It was just alright.

  • Funny  as f***