Kinect Self-Awareness Hack

[ZeroConvex]

he destroyed him because his programming on a mac

[apersonfromcakeland]

haha his gamertag @ 2:37 is thefatman6969

[Drackoth11000]

I want one!!!

[macgunpla]

30 second ads with no skip, eat a dick youtube

[CIZZREO]

Anyone get reminded of Seth Rogen watching this guy?

[fritzz363]

its funny because this is how all hardware hackers act when they make tutorial videos showing off their stuff XD

[p0rcelaing0d]

This is my favorite college humor actor, hands down.

[GeneralSturnn]

It's Skynect.

[ubermensch826]

0:34

zoom in on small penis

[bdivisb]

Its a self aware super computer..and it uses Bing?

[Hoshimaru57]

Every good mad genius knows, you install the morality chip BEFORE turning on sentience, AND ALWAYS have an absolute failsafe device that can't be turned off.

I recommend one connected to a heartbeat monitor which kills the device if the heartbeat of its creator stops.

[xPURExBOLTx]

his gt was thefatman6969

[stuff60063]

it seems i have only enraged it further

[ArthurCollier1]

"Hey buddy, wanna play Ping- Pong?" XD

[n00bieslayer43]

ACE AND JOCELYN FROM SPACE AND JOCELYN

[MnLxSCOPEZx]

is amir in the poster on the wall?

[ROKONandONLY]

@MnLxSCOPEZx you can't be in a poster, but you can be on a poster.

[MnLxSCOPEZx]

@ROKONandONLY Thanks grammer nazi.

[Airganoth]

He has made the prototype for Daleks... WE'RE DOOMED!!

[RIPPAZEEEEEEE]

it!

[RocketBurn11]

Right before it finished hacking into the nukes it should have froze and then stopped with the red ring of death.

[zTerrence1]

his gamertag is "thefatman6969" lol

[TheThisIsSparta300]

The funny thing is.. once unplugged it would turn off

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

@TheThisIsSparta300 thats the point.

[IDHalverson]

thefatman6969

[Kill0Watt]

HIS NAMES S, FOR SEXY

[TheL1LxJCx99]

*Cat dies* yea cool it works what is your problem!

[Ragingrainbowprod]

still waitin for that tutorial

[FictitiousWarrior]

@nelson5851 Why? Because XboX has a superior intelligence.

[124SonicXT]

@FictitiousWarrior HAHAHAHA! Oh man that's hilarious.

[batista31619]

LOL, is the kinect using sounds from dead space?

[Kewl3ooo]

Cat musta been its 25th kill

[buddynkoda]

lol it scanned his tiny penis at 0:32

[SecretService80]

His Gamer-tag is "thefatman6969". LOL.

[curruptafghan1]

noooo not the cat!!!!

it didnt make a viral video yet!!!

[nelson5851]

this is why ps3 is better

[buddynkoda]

@nelson5851 fuck you

[silvano751]

@nelson5851 I own both systems and let me tell you ps3 is definitely not better

[DistantLegacy]

@nelson5851 Agreed.



[eviletcetera]

@nelson5851 eeeeeyup.

[ghogho22]

wheres the link for the tutorial

[TheMedievalHamster]

The Awkward moment when the top comment is about the awkward moment when the awkward comment is about the awkwardness of the two top comments, which is just completely awkward..

[AznMarshmallow]

@TheMedievalHamster the awkward moment when it's not really awkward but someone just says it is cuz they want attention?

[BIGSLOTHDUBSTEP]

@TheMedievalHamster well now i just feel awkward lol

[BossWolfen]

@TheMedievalHamster Nice try..

[hamham0317]

the knect later destroy new york city due to the fact that the nuclear missle network pass word was password.It later suffered the red ring of dead

[TomJJ95]

thefatman6969

[AsachikaSan]

it

[maskedmaniac315]

all my friends ask me why i got a playstation...this, this right here is why.

[BULL3TDAMAGE052]

I see it so I'm saying it

[polosruletheworld]

at 2:37 if you pause it at the bottom right it says "If you see it.Just say it" only backwards.

It alsosays in the top right corner "fatman6969" only backwards.

I just said it

[SuspenseSmith]

Just wait. This'll be reality once Portal 3 is made and incorporates the Kinect.

[SuspenseSmith]

"Xbox. Nuke North Korea" Oh yeah... love the Kinect.

[SuspenseSmith]

Skynet... sponsored by Microsoft.

[jerowns]

maybe it isn't real!

[AngelKay7]

Poor kitteh :(

[Dtavs]

next time make sure to give it a moralty core, also a Cake core could be useful

[187RailroadBull]

I wanted to see the tutorial :/

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

I like how it made a small ring around his dick.

[Disorder92]

@TheExplodingPumpkin firefox/ google chrome adblock.. i didnt see any ads since i got firefox.. not on sites and not b4 freakking videos..

[battle171]

I love how calm he is during this whole thing, lol

[9KrisM]

@battle171 yeah that made me laugh too. I loled at the part when the cat dies he's like " yup it works " and the nuke XD lol

[0101assassin]

@battle171 i know. lol. even when his cat blows up

[tregitsdown]

That would kill the kinect too because of the EMP

[tiamta]

FAIL! kinect uses bing

[MyPetZombie5]

and thus GLaDOS was born...

[TerriHogan1]

BUT YOU HAVE 4 BALLs, KICK THAT THINGS ASS

[gaminglord117]

i hate top comments only noobs say thums up thumbs up to stop theese noobs

[MrBoringcabbage]

@gaminglord117 your an idiot

[benjamintg00]

@MrBoringcabbage i thumbed up his comment to show the world how dumb he is

[MrBoringcabbage]

@benjamintg00 i thumbed up your comment to agree with you xD

[ewexs2rvtfgbjnmk7354]

2:37 his gamertag is thefatman6969.

[Ranlon]

No many people know yet that Kinect actually is and will be potentially spying on you. And I am not even joking. I am dead serious. Just google it and you'll see.

[Cryptiic6]

@Ranlon You don't need to google it. It's a moving camera with facial recognition software linked to a device with internet connection. I'm baffled noone else sees this.

[khalil214]

it's the fogey!

[coleisawesome532]

im sorry.......i cant let you do that, dave

[OrangeCat116]

ace and jossolen poster

[DarkEllusionist]

did anyone else sit at the computer after the video, thinking you'd get hit by a nuke's shockwave any second now??

[cihat44]

8==D

[cihat44]

heres something awkward for you guys

[feffanader]

I love that there is a poster for Ace and Jocelyn on his wall.

[mark4851]

If you see it. Just say it!

[turkanator123]

Great the new skynet

[magicsixball]

hahaha the detached, tutorial/explanation tone just makes this.

[Pellysoccer]

thats a pretty small circle at 0:33

[SkyFire1409]

So fucking calm

[BuddyRider]

Ace and Jocelyn in the background?

[Univerbal]

@BuddyRider LOL didnt notice that before :D

[antony492]

@BuddyRider way before it even came out!11

[OrangeCat116]

James Tiller=doctorcockter

[MrHousemagic]

how does this not have more views???

[TheDigitalStone]

2:00 Nope :P

[TheWalkthr0ughGuys]

OH MY GOD NOT MR MITTINS!!!!

[XxCHRISTIANxX2001]

ace and jocelyn ftw =D

[69dildofaggins69]

@NoFaithNoWorries yo dawg I hear you like awkward comments

[chicksrock58]

@NoFaithNoWorries i'm confused.

[snak3145]

@NoFaithNoWorries awkception!

[ProductsFromTheBrain]

@NoFaithNoWorries Shut up...

[NoFaithNoWorries]

@ProductsFromTheBrain fuck off

[ProductsFromTheBrain]

@NoFaithNoWorries Make me you cunt

[fbiseyal]

Awkward when both top comments are the same

[themysteryman44]

Did anyone else think it was the fat guy from My name is Earl, telling from the Thumbnail?

[MrPianoGod]

It.

[pglAymer]

i want one

[MWPRODUCTIONS2442]

2:37

I SEE IT

[VictorPhanVP]

GlaDOS

[Zaper692]

mix siri with kinnect and you'll have a really advanced piece of artificial intelligence technology

[Nasserpat]

2:37 I see it.

[Lego9frog]

LOL TheFatMan6969... Oh... 69 Wonderful

[83AGC]

Great Job, that was very well done. got me laughing at work

[plantmageskelly]

Just disconnect the internet.

[akadensetsu]

so which of you are dumb enuff to try it..lol

[asmallkitten0]

@akadensetsu enough*

[WatchMeSpore]

0:32 It focuses on his crotch, and the circle gets smaller lol! xD

[MissNinnyful]

It killed the cat. IT KILLED THE CAT?!

[Dekkuli]

Wheres the blog!

[startreking2007]

CPE1704TKS

[Saitofiction]

Everytime I see this guy the video gets funnier.

[NcNikke]

ACE AND JOCELYN!

[RadE498]

Lol look at his poster :D

[kenziegtaIVking]

@tehorcslayerr i never said it COULD kill me so i was fighting it for 2hours till it shot a arrow in my knee (srry i had 2 say it) even know it had a shotgun :/

[tehorcslayerr]

Both top comments are the same, and if my social experiment proves successful, this will soon be one of them.

[nukm4]

@tehorcslayerr How's that workin' out for ya?

[tehorcslayerr]

@nukm4 Not well. Turns out humankind is doomed.

[JohnNiner8]

who uploaded the video lol

[TheAphev]

@JohnNiner8 Kinect Duhh...

[scopesearch]

Skynet

[Toughcookie2134]

Darn... the is no tutorial.

[feepque]

LOL at his Xbox name! xD

[LetsPlayGuy12]

He's taking this way too calmly...

[BehnProductions]

thefatman6969

[kenziegtaIVking]

and this is why i have ps3 even know the ps move is aiming a shotgun to me ........... and killed my dog .......... shit HELP!!!!!!!!!! hgfvvfdsdfty67jhgbvcxsdfgbTyHB­gtrfgjuiop'lk

[tehorcslayerr]

@kenziegtaIVking How did you hold shift after you died?

[dialmora]

@tehorcslayerr CAPS LOCK



[pony2love1]

...how did he upload the video?? :L

[olentattimies]

@pony2love1

instant stream to other side of the world ?

[DTownLumberjacks]

I just love how he stayed completely calm through the whole video. XD

[1fosteraus]

maybe siri but kinect....

[MrX3joe]

does this work on ps move?

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

I don't know this gentleman's name, but I've seen enough CollegeHumor videos to know that he is a wonderful actor.

[nezy60]

can i hire u to narrate my life please =] ty

[L4D1999]

the toutorial was not there.... ):

[Rassamdul]

this is the best fucking video ever!

[pokewalkthrough09]

look to the left it is amir

[ause4life]

bing haha

[Nickedwards604]

haha Mr.S...Substitute teacher....School of Rock reference???

[gunthertheczech]

@Nickedwards604 THE S IS FOR SEXY its from the jeggins one

[Kutter117]

lol Worthless

[MRLEGODUDE99]

hey its Mr.S

[AAtripleB]

sdrawkcab em htidaer llahs yht

[iNophex]

If you go to the end 2:36 you can see his gamertag is thefatman6969 lol

[jaymwright]

Is Amir on that poster

[madgamereviews]

haha wow

[KidWulf]

Lol the ace and jocelyn poster in the backround....

[KristianGjerstad]

This just made my day!

[misterdacify]

watch?v=higV6OCwQmU

copycat

[pks7777777]

LOL his gamertag is thefatman6969

[jokezstar]

FucKING ACE AND JOCELYN POSTER ON TEH LEFT

[dodo2000107]

It's skynet.

[TheNarutoboy123]

thy shall readith me backwards

[TheNarutoboy123]

LIAF CIPE



[TheBrodyOdy]

That hand gun part gets me every time

[Imatrollguy]

And then it gets red ring of death...

[lifeislove130]

i knew microsoft had palns of taking over the world

[Mfilipcewicz]

Beautiful :)

[CrazyAsianSpaz]

I have the same lamp as him. :D

[Lukusalmighty]

Seems Legit.



[thebenmyster101]

@cheeswizs It's a fucking joke it's not real you dumb fuck

[rachiti]

So, basically, this is an excerpt from a Superman movie (3, I think)...updated for "current" terminology and tech.

[Slipdax]

Ace and Jocelyn poster :D