What GOP Candidates Do On Saturday Nights

[Austhesauce]

Mitt is a robot seriously

[dadada486]

Who isn't going to believe Rick Perry! Dunno about Romney and Santorum. I call bullsh*t on Gingrich...total mess-up! Huntsman's is a politician answer and can mean anything. Ron Paul's answer's believable not because i support him, but he does seem like the type. In fact, whether you agree with him or not, Ron Paul speaks much better and more comfortably when he talks about economics.

[ikweetnietook]

Newt: cheating on his 3th wife

[liche123]

moderator: What is the capitol of Iran?

Newt: uhhh... I don't know. How about that game.

[autoyota]

Notice the bias of the station, not giving Ron Paul a closeup while he answered?

[TransHero]

As the son of an Austrian immigrant, I would like to stipulate a severally biased postulate that employs pattern-seeking: Austrians are shitty authors (at least in the last century or two) - the name-sake school of economics, the fence-painting corporal, the psychoanalysts...

The alternative: the first authors to describe autism were Austrian, so I suppose one should take this notion with a grain of salt. Still, one can't help but notice the irony.

[slenderlatina]

I only believe Perry and Ron Paul.

[tvsinesperanto]

Rick Perry & Ron Paul were the only 2 who answered honestly I reckon. Now I'm just trying to figure out which one of their answers is sadder.

Pretty sure it's Perry, at least Paul would learn something. I have a sneaking suspicion that Perry wouldn't learn anything even if he did spend the evening reading an economics text.

To paraphrase A Fish Called Wanda...

"Texas Governors don't read economics text books"

"Yes, they do. They just don't understand them"

[dmg46664]

@tvsinesperanto You think it's sad that a 76 year old man is still trying to learn stuff about the world? I can't think of anything more inspiring.

[tvsinesperanto]

@dmg46664 What's so inspiring about someone reading something for their own edification? I do it every day, a lot of people do. Commendable? yes. Inspiring? Not really. If you truly can't think of anything more inspiring then you are either pretty short on imagination or not trying very hard.

[dmg46664]

@tvsinesperanto You can split hairs about whether old people trying to educate themselves is either commendable or inspiring. That depends on the kind of old people you know, and most I know simply spend their time playing bingo. HOWEVER, even commendable is a far cry from your previous comments suggesting that it was 'sad'.

[crumcon]

Herman Cain: i´d be fukin some hot black booty

[WolfsStorm]

-Reads the title-

I'd bet it involves lotion and a hand, possibly two.

[davidkip88]

Click number 9 and repeat

Pausing at 1:55 is fun too lol

[poindexterwitkowsky]

**^~**~*~*~*Buying companies, breaking them up, selling the pieces and laying off workers...That's how Mitt Romney made his millions............. He's astonished that anyone would criticize him for his success. ****************How successful you have been at DESTRUCTIVE CAPITALISM doesn't make you qualified to be president MR. ROMNEY.

[Kenz305]

For some reason I felt like I was watching a beauty contest..... maybe it was because of the fake answers.

Except Ron Paul, at least he's proud of being boring.

[ccricers]

This 2012 election run is turning out to be a lot like the 2004 one.

Our incumbent Obama is doing a mediocre job and running the "every day guy" aspect since his campaign has said that's a specific tactic they want to employ.

His opponent will most likely be from Massachusetts whose biggest flaws are seen as being a flip flopper. The general mindset of the competition is, "Anyone but the current president". Romney is the GOP's John Kerry.

[CenkIsAdorable]

I'd be watching porn

[XenovannHellwolf]

Should of just said your a bunch of lairs right? Each of you lie to us some more, and you can copy off each other.

[Pauly69s]

Rick Perry always reminds me of a corpse...

[TerminalRhinoVirus]

"The basketball game"

Er.. uh I mean the football game.

[ad6speeds]

Lmao

[VictoryCough]

"How can I get rid of all credit?"

This speaks volumes to Cenk's total misunderstanding of the Austrian school.

[frigginjoe]

Cannot determine whether I like holding 2 or 9 more.

[SDIB]

love how the camera goes to huntman when ron pauls is talking

[darlinglittlemammy]

I sure hope Huntsman's boys have a desk job on a base somewhere or aren't on deployment because the Navy is not big on late night phone calls to parents while at sea. And Perry's answer was amazing. It takes a lot of something to pander that blatantly.

[JunkCCCP]

Basketball game. I mean football. Yep, football. I'm such a fan, you can totally tell because I confused the two.

[KaliDemiDarkness]

What's wrong with going to the shooting range? I guess I wouldn't go at night but what's wrong with that?

[TheCreeperhunter]

rofl They just can't help themselves can they? They absolutely MUST spew political bullshit on every single question, mustn't they? Oh well at least the rest of us can get a good laugh out of it :P

[Krash845]

I'm actually surprised, thought for sure someone would have said reading the bible.

[Alexsuppan]

1:24 austrian economic book?

[SkullOfYorick]

I believe Paul's and Huntsman's answers. The other candidates are trying to be cool.

[JoeDull]

Huntsman's reply is laaaaaaaaame.

[illyas1]

lol ron paul up at night with a flashlight trying to read his little economic transcript lol

[TutorialsInPS]

Anyone notice how they didnt show Ron Paul when he answered?

[safewaysecurity]

I actually knew Perry's answer before he said it. I know he likes to go shooting with the people at Larue Tactical.

[Demov12]

0:37 Just look at the subliminal the media does when Ron Paul talks about reading a Economic text book.

Instead of showing Ron Pauls face they show huntsman so Ron Paul gets no credit for saying what he said.

One of the many subtle things they do so you dont support or hear anything good from him.

Makes me feel sick....

[gulbirk]

@Demov12  So you are saying that people who support or may be at some point support Ron Paul, are that stupid? At 00:40 you can clearly see who is talking. This was done when several people spoke, you only noticed it when Ron Paul spoke.

[LiberalBohemian]

@Demov12 You're reading way too much into it...

[pinkycheeks]

lmao mitt romney's answer was so fake.

[strongpimphand]

Herman Cain: I'd be fucking hoes

[wittgenstein83]

@strongpimphand LMFAO!!

[FreedomIsSecurity]

Vote Ron Paul in 2012! He will fix this economy. He is serving on the Financial Services Committee in Congress Grilling Ben Bernankee every meeting!

[mewimi]

@FreedomIsSecurity He will destroy the economy with his gold standard nonsense, and "free market do whatever you want" ideology.

[ucancallmetheseeker]

@mewimi Did someone at fox news tell you that?

[Basaltq]

Did you notice how ABC avoided showing a closeup of Ron Paul when it was his turn to speak at 0:35? It's very subtle but intentional, American big media is nothing but a propaganda machine.

[LeLimeLine]

@Basaltq Also, only Paul's mic was plagued with feedback.

[insertnamehereKJK]

Rick Perry would be shooting blah peoples at his "Nigger Ranch"

[Anthony1324576890]

Shooting range at night? Must be bullshitting or he has night vision scope.

[animals0feel1pain2]

@Anthony1324576890 nah, he's talking about a shooting range indoors.

[LeLimeLine]

@Anthony1324576890 Shooting ranges are inside mostly.

[IkilledGatti]

perry wasnt kidding thats what we do here in texas. its totally normal to go shooting at night because its indoors.

[animals0feel1pain2]

mitt's a smart political bastard.

he plants the word football into newt's mouth to correct him, which then makes mitt look like the better candidate.

he does this all the time throughout the debate, subtly interrupting people and interjecting.

here, it's not so bad since he's just correcting newt, but i wish the moderators call him on that habit.

[CherryIce1114]

They Dont call it the Saturday night special for nothin

[rjbonacolta]

Huntsman ran about ten years too early. Men like him will rebuild the Republican party after men like the other candidates destroy it.

[breerenee]

only honest one was perry. not that i really like or favor him. but its true. and it sounds like fun too

[livingeasi]

@breerenee

no one goes shooting on saturday nights, son!

[mrmikeVIVO]

Lmfao

[ZAGGNUT1]

Rick Santorum would say:

I would be at the bar drinking my sorrows away.

[hblakely992]

RON PAUL!

[Losuol]

Either Paul or Perry would actually do their own shit. Let's go shootin! Love that, a moron, but the best statement ever

[DrunkenMasterWarrior]

at least Perry was honest. thats what we do in Texas on saturday nights! Shoot guns! but he forgot to mention all the Whiskey and Whores

[wrestlinfan8388]

Go figure, Ron Paul has the most sensible, and honest answer.

[l0rd0fday2]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! Shit Newt, trying to get the young voters by saying you'd watch the basketball game? Oops, meant football. Fucking dirty liar.

[Rivage1]

Wow. That just goes to show how much of a life these guys have. They have to lie about a hobby or what they normally do in their day to day life. For crying out loud the question had nothing to do with their stance on anything?!? They are just trained to lie...Ron Paul has my vote just for that reason.

[Silverlin212]

VOTE FOR RON PAUL ✔ 2012!!!

[CTTMOGK]

Man I love Perry.

"What would you rather be doing Governor Perry?"

"SHOOTIN' SHIT!"

[Friedstuffsable]

@CTTMOGK He is a Texas frat boy.

[gupsphoo]

@CTTMOGK OMG, you're so freaking funny!

[TheZoostudio13]

@CTTMOGK Ha its the most honest.

[niggeh123]

@CTTMOGK Die, die with all the idiots that live among us.

[98bigbutt]

These candidates are a joke except for Ron Paul sadly to say.

[bighairyfrog]

Was half expecting it to be some gay shit

[alphacause]

So these guys would do the following during their free time:

1. Shoot something

2. Talk to their sons in the Navy, who support an enterprise of shooting people.

3. Watch sports.

4. Read an economics textbook (Ron Paul's Answer).

Though I am not a Ron Paul sycophant, one cannot help but notice that he is the only candidate that was NOT trying to do any macho pandering. The other candidates all wanted to appeal to our collective sense of machismo by invoking guns, football, and the military.

[dRevan64]

@alphacause Admittedly, though, Paul's answer was probably dishonest as well.

He was just trying to appeal to something other than machismo.

And hey, for all we know the other candidates might ACTUALLY want to be doing that.

In my opinion it was a dumb question anyway.

[NormacHC]

These people are so fake.

[themusicbirdie]

I don't see how a question like that would help in the debate, choosing a potential candidate, etc. I think they wanted to ask the politicians a question they couldn't be wrong on..... mostly

[DCadulusJake]

If ignorance breeds ignorance than the GOP is a filthy whore.

[TuhdTheTroll]

I'd be looking at porn and eating cheetos

[snowboarder1019]

Wow, thoses asnwers didnt even sound real

[2013maka]

lmao

[manonthemount]

Good call, Ron. Your positions show you lack even a fundamental understanding of economics

[Opinionated73]

I'd be feeding the homeless, in the snow, without any shoes on.  Just as ridiculous.

[OctZide]

AHHAHAHAA 1:40

[kibilz]

Sorry Cenk I am as left wing as they come and I love spending a Saturday night at the shooting range. Likely one of the only things I will agree with Perry on ;-)

[zelemont]

I disagree, Huntsman sounded supremely douchey here. And I usually think Paul is the genuine one but his answer made me want to gag too. Lowlife opportunists, yuck.

[Gioxtream]

This is like asking:

Do you like better Iphone 4 or Blackberry? Jesus!

[DaytonaRoadster]

Ya Cenk, when i shoot paper targets, it cause i got a hard-on to shoot black people in the face...cause all us poor dumb gun owners are all racist redneck idiots

Next time to i got work, I'm a historian for the National Archives mind you, i'll make sure to remind the rest of my fellow gun club members, with Masters and PH.Ds in history, and whom also get the range to ourselves on Saturday night, what dumb rednecks we all are :rollseyes:

[zelemont]

@DaytonaRoadster Don't blame Cenk, the Perry campaign is the team profiling the audience they hope to get votes from as homophobic closed-minded rednecks.

[eagles980]

@DaytonaRoadster Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about shooting BLACK people in the face? Hello, Freud would like a word with you.

[DaytonaRoadster]

Huntsman is the only one who doesnt sound like a douche...

[DanTheMan0531]

@DaytonaRoadster I agree. Huntsmans' answer was the only one that didn't sound like pandering to the crowd in one form or another.

[Danny77uk]

I expected little stars to sparkle in their teeth

[dizzymasekela]

There's no way Willard Romney knows anything about football. 

[kabobman99]

@Bestline7 best line ever now atleast u told the truth lol

[kkizzil]

SMH.

[Bestline7]

Gingrich would rather be cheating on Callista on Saturday night... too bad they dragged his ass to a debate..

[AtheistSwede]

freeze at 1:55 :)

[JPJPR]

@AtheistSwede thats going into jayars next attack ad ...

[GnosticAtheist]

No question that the only answer that made any sense was Ron Paul. Not even a blind-deaf communistic-facist Bush voter would oppose that.

Why do you ask politicians these retarded questions? How does it affect you when you vote? "I guess since he would go to the shooting range he would not be in favor of a war with Iran".

[eruditecognitions]

i don't like Perry but i believe his answer

[chillytoes1]

what a bunch of chuckle heads!!

[NKirkwall]

Ron Paul nailed it.

[InnocenceExperience]

I'd love to hear the honest answers

[R0bG1]

@hoptop77 Paul has been consistent on every stance for the last 30 years, I don't get how you could believe he wouldn't deliver on anything, he's the only HONEST candidate in the field that stands for what he believes and not what he's paid to believe. He doesn't care about popularity, he speaks his mind and basically spits in the face of the other sell-out candidates including Obama.

[Melpheos1er]

Stop @ 1:55...

[SmashActionRemix]

Huntsman had the only good answer

[Sylinic]

@SmashActionRemix Lmao, I mean to each his own, but Ron Paul owned it.

[LomTang]

Are they being sarcastic or do they think that people believe them?

[DeathtoRaiden1]

They piratically sweat hypocrisy.

[goemon9378]

such lying bastards, except paul

[theend1245]

Paul was funny haha

[hoptop77]

Is Ron Paul the new Obama, in that he says all the right things but doesn't end up delivering?

[DJKAYZEE]

@hoptop77 gimme an example?

[bestofantiwarradio]

@hoptop77

the difference is, paul's rhetoric matches his voting record. obama claimed he was against the wars, yet constantly voted to fund them. he always sided with entrenched power in the senate. liberals should not be shocked at what has happened

[05candyman]

all of the candidates are jokes all of them

[datKidwilliaM]

the only person that had a wow factor there was Ron Paul. kudos mate.

[livingeasi]

Huntsman sounds so fake. He always gives fake ass speeches when the answer can simply be "i'd be on phone with my sons in navy"

[karthadastim]

once again the honest candidate gives an honest answer.

[smoky281]

we Texans love to shoot lol what can i say!

im still voting Ron Paul

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

lol @ 1:35

[gregwi562]

Of all those responses, Ron Paul's sounded the most genuine and honest.

Huntsman had the most tender answer, but it was mean to elicit an emotional response.

Everyone else was full of shit, obviously.

[Koba82]

God damn those people are disgusting and dishonest.

[NTtheLion]

@Koba82 < Just like all their followers.

They just don't give a fuck.

[PreetSG]

Huntsman had the best answer....

[emilm]

@PreetSG no lol they don't accept calls on those days.

[Chopchopchop]

Vermin Supreme 2012

[thevuduchild]

I almost can't even believe what I'm watching in this political race...am I fucking dreaming? It's so scary to think that these muppets are in positions of power in a neighbouring country.

American Empire is now looking like the statue of liberty on a foundation of termite-infested rotting wood...just a matter of time

[zanderchamp]

I smell, I smell, Ass Clowns!!! With the exception of Ron Paul, who has more brains than all those (Human Centipede Ass Clowns) put together!!!

[asaldanam]

cenk uygur is the next bill maher.

[SkyFoxCode]

Lol @ ron paul supporters. Wahhh, mainstream media, wahhh

[mustanggundam]

Saturday night? Getyin high probably.

[splein23]

Jon huntsman for Miss America.

[strontiumcrypt]

I'd be hunting down terrorists with my bible that also happens to be a gun.

[strontiumcrypt]

@strontiumcrypt ....with my family

[Solarfactor]

What kind of fucking shit questioning is this?

...

[kupigana]

It was kind of lame that Huntsman gave such a fake pandering response. I wish ABC would have showed one of the others guys rolling their eyes at him.

LOLs at Cenk's comment, "How can I get rid of all credit?"

1:19

[TheUSMetalhead]

Are you fucking kidding me? Softball questions that have NOTHING to do with being president. Again, Paul is the only one who answers a question honestly.

Shooting range. lol Nobody goes to a shooting range on a Saturday night. I doubt Perry could hit the side of a barn at 50 yards.

[jawayetti]

Notice that not a single one would want to spend Saturday night with their wife... Family Values!

[DrQuijano]

@jawayetti Go back to Santorum's comment.

[leonx360]

What I'd like to see is when these dumbasses who (one) might become president answer questions with such stupidity, they should get roasted by the host. But no, it's in an environment where you could literally say ANYTHING, even radical, so long as it's right-wing.

[CallASpadeASpade2U]

Even with silly, simple ass questions the only one telling the truth is Dr.Paul (◕‿◕)

[aro327]

saturday? the game was on monday

[pink2bluee]

Hahahaha dude you're getting funnier

[Shonenut213]

Huntsman's answer was so obviously fake.

[Surells]

Ha, I don't always agree with Cenk, but he really captures the cringe-worthy aspect of this. I'd love it if one of them said, I don't fucking know, this question is stupid.

[razarsenal180]

Rick Santorum...looking at all of the men...hold and throw each other to the ground.

[Auraruth8]

This ep. was really funny. =)

[mestizolove]

Perry would be at "Nigger Head Ranch" shooting blaa people.

[dubztep]

@mestizolove loool that about some's up most of the republican field

[1980albatros]

@mestizolove EXCELLENT ANSWER! THAT WAS, BRILLIANT! }:)

[GnosticAtheist]

@mestizolove aAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! !! ! Im dying here!

[flake452]

Beauty queens give better answers.

[IIHOGZBREATHII]

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off at the end of the clip!!! Rick Perry @ firing range: rat ta ta ta tat!! Too funny! Damn Rednecks!!! Lol!

[epicblogofdoom]

these guys are all tools, "id be with my family watching the big game" what bullshit, the shooting range, one is fucking hilarious though.

[MrBroken030]

loooooooooooooooool 

[dEdGrimley]

A Saturday night? Why I'd be doing my taxes, and practicing singing the Star Spangled Banner.

[tonybeir]

LOL how can I get rid of credit.

[MCAMVP]

Clinically dissected by Dr Paul

[iddicted]

I thought George stephabvfufpolis was supposed genius or something

[TheCasualObservers]

How to guarantee a clap: "...our troops"

[cwongchung]

Doesn't matter what Santorum says, WE ALL KNOW what he does on a saturday..

[residentmonger]

kublaikhan35 he is doing his bad Bush/Perry accent. Accents are a regional thing that for the most part have to do with where you are born or raised not skin color.

[Kooshkff]

Lol @ shooting range soundboard

[br0dskalk]

they are not just fake, they are actors that just say what their pr gays tell them to say.

its a joke and fucking sad people believe in this. That round of answers should be enough to understand who is a real person and who is a corporate whore.

[TheGerogero]

"HMM how can I get rid of all credit..." haha :D