Basketballs Unleashed: The Batista Story

[DNME87]

Batista definitly had mic skills!

he sure knew how to be funny...

[bondsmoka]

Gimme my Spotlight!

[KerrDogga]

duct tape does

[edgehead5370]

haha batista tript at the begging

[leviathan3k2000]

he's so stupid that he's entertaining

[dillydob1]

Batista - "Basketballs don't hold Grudges"

Basketball - "I want my rematch"

[JESSE75946]

1:19 LMFAO!

[Sharingan1102]

0:34

"Why don't roll your ass back to Smackdown and don't ever come back!" lol

[lexyp95]

I miss Botchtista D:

[TheEnergyFlows]

i love his one liners, bring him back and make him funny :D

[RustySacks]

this sadly makes me miss the guy

[alexandur55]

The basketball was supposed to be his friend!

[DemonKingMMA]

I've kicked quite a few basketballs and they definitely held grudges!

Batista, you damn liar!

[rebantus]

thats defently disrespcetable XD

[TheAddyNova]

0:04 ! Blooper xDD

[MRZMORRISON16]

@TheAddyNova haha i just noticed that!!!

[YankeesSuck611]

My game plan is always to destroy everyone. Work, home, school, church...you name it.

[Sabocalypse]

hi kitty LOL !!!

[16OMGITZME]

LMFAO I LAUGHED AT 0:06 Through 0:08 LMFAO

[lilGentz]

@16OMGITZME i literally fell out my chair

[16OMGITZME]

@lilGentz Lol

[Simplyphenomenal07]

DESTROY EVERYONE! WHOOOOOOAHHH!

LOL but he improved before he left

[jeffrey7854]

destroy everyone !! awesome

[JorgCosts3Fiddy]

WAAAAIIIIII!!!!!! Thats disrespectful.

[Ammonator19]

"BASKETBALLS DON'T HOLD GRUDGES!" haha

[detroitman21]

@diamondjack1122

[kickassroadie]

this was when the animal was cool.

[detroitman21]

@diamondjack1122 great kahli busted an inflated basketball during there grudge

[Jtmc333]

1:33

[batista19]

omg did he trip and fall?" or am i loosin my shit? lmao when was that i never seen it...

[WILL1ONE]

Me Batista.. Me want Rematch..

[killermonkeyto]

too bad Batista only sees MONAY MONAY MONAY DOLLAR SIGN DOLLAR SIGN when he looks at us

[Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

@killermonkeyto like the Cryme Time!

[YTPNoob]

New Quotes: "YUUUH WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAAAHHH FRAAAANNNDDD!!!!!" and dropping the mic twice.

[UnderKhan]

1:00

That would definitely be re-disrespectful.

[Koaru77]

Batista's promos are like 3 seconds

Interviewer: Batista what is your strategy for tonights match?

Batista: World... Title!

[batista19]

@Koaru77 lmfao

[Dragongundam092]

I wonder if its disrespectful

[WWFattitude2000]

waaaaaaaa Thats Disrespectful lol

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Batista was a lot more entertaining as a face, lawls!

[KJ47]

Yeah he was but he's good as a heel too.

[DarrenWiler]

Destroy everyone.

[RinkXing]

Congratulations... I want my rematch.

[evilotto91]

god i wish mike awesome was still alive,come beat up batista like he did do kevin nash

[Kenx916]

He is going to SmackDown

[hectrozzz]

Its simple too,,U suck

[ExtreamEnigma12]

ahahh aweesome

[lilgusbati10]

what the fuck i didnt understand

[lilgusbati10]

i have a question why the people say what? when stone cold speaks

[Pokedudeism]

you should really what more stone cold monets than if u still dont know

[DreamWrestling]

I think it started when he fueded with kurt angle back in 2001 or so, he just used to say what whenever his opponent sopke and the crowd has carried it on for all these years so you could call it a memrobilia of austin but thats why the people say WHAT!!

[lilgusbati10]

ahhh ok dude

thank

[thegodlikejt]

What?

[chrismcallister2006]

mvp's set doesn't hold grudges dave!!

[Massatrocity]

He goes around, tossing couches with ease with that whipping motion... No wonder he keeps tearing his bicepts O_O! jk jk

[YTPNoob]

Austin 3:16 has NOTHIN on Basketballs

[SayberV1]

yeah "Basketballs don't hold grudges" is the greatest wrestling phrase of all time LMAO not.

Batista Roid:16 says Basketballs Don't Hold Grudges!

[16OMGITZME]

@YTPNoob WTF THERE IS NO DAMN 3:16 HOW THE FUCK HE GET 21 THUMBS UP FOR SAYIN THIS RETARDED SHIT?????????????????

[YTPNoob]

@16OMGITZME If you don't know what Austin 3:16 is, you are automatically a dumb, 7-year old Cena mark.

[16OMGITZME]

@YTPNoob DUDE I WAS JK DAMN I KNOW THATS HIS LIL SIGN I KNOW THATS THE NUMBER ON HIS SHIRT AND FOR TWO I FUCKIN HATE JOHN CENA AND THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YTPNoob]

@16OMGITZME Is your caps lock broken?

[16OMGITZME]

@YTPNoob Sorry I Forgot I Had Caps On Lol

[nexivdr]

@YTPNoob WHAT ?!

[dele3344]

is that disrespectful

[dodolkuk09]

Batista could be funny with the things he say .

[badboik3]

1:19 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

[WrestlingAddict2009]

MVP's curtains look like the one in the GMs' offices.

[mrmiagiman1]

i'd like to see you say that to his face u fuckin pussy

[mrskipper1234]

batista is such a fag

[jutsuking93]

why is he a fag

[mrskipper1234]

he thinks hes funny

he says he never taken roids

boring as fuck

[tatsuhirohitomi]

Basketballs don't hold grudges!

[drilnator]

u wana see disrespectfull WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA baf thats disrespectful haha XD

[Panther5789]

Wow this is further proof that Batista sucks at life

[EclipseMints08]

When Batista said "My game plan? destroy everyone!" the guy should have shown Batista being the first one eliminated.

[JackMetJill]

You forgot the weapons

[CarlitoJohnson]

hahaaha

as much as I love Batista, this was damn funny

haha when he tripped at his entrance xD xD

[slipknothardyz]

this is disrespectfull XD

haaahahaha

[grandsocomrko666]

why they say batista has a problem whit basketballs?

[Heiteinah]

Congratulations... I want my rematch.

[SkylerFlamemaster]

@Heiteinah I want my rematch *Batista bombs

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[supercrazy]

WAAAAA!!!

[cocofroshie]

LOL Batista: WAAAAAAAAA *punches that thing*

he talk on the microphone with that thing on his arm

[MetroNevadaTeen]

1:21 omg funny

[SexiiXOMama1]

good clips. i like this

[Interioroutbreak69]

Humans, basketballs, we are all equal.

[MetroNevadaTeen]

1:20 Omg Funny

[KlayMan2007alt]

01:38 - Congratulations...

...I want my rematch.

[napalmman420]

remember when Owen Hart said "And thats why i kicked you're leg outta you're...leg..."

[supercrazy]

lmao ya. i think it was "or il kick your leg out from under your leg!"

[bingdinkman]

basketballs DO hold grudges. I knew a guy who found that out the hard way.

Disrespectful basketball it was.

[bonds911]

bitch that wat the script says idiot

[hucha7]

oh my god my favorite

[dominater0777]

looooool he took a drop at 0:06

[RobVanDamkicksass]

1:29 batistas best strategy ever!

[Infamousuk]

Yeap we should all take this strategy and use it .. against everything, chickens, bugs, mcdonalds, old ladies, handbags, housebricks, actual houses, everything!

[RobVanDamkicksass]

yeah, our xbox when we die in a game, dogs who crap on the coach, mabye test too. its the perfect answer, "2+2=destroy everyone!"

[bingdinkman]

It took him many a sleepless night to come up w/ that strategy.

[rafman1212]

hes half white half Filipino, If u watch his house toor, u see his mom and shes Filipino, and why do u think he has azn tatoo's on his arm.

[gu2ru5]

his mom is greek, his dad's filipino

[arasta321]

yea his real last name is bautista not batista

[rafman1212]

Lmao, Im white, idc how its spelt, its pronounced the same. and i prooved my point.

[rafman1212]

Batista is philipene u dumbass

[b1azia]

learn to spell it

[feezy243]

no he's not he's filipino

[SHEEMBA]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[gbboi2415]

lol at 1:21 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[segarocks31]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kedi4]

Check out the new version guys!

[Mz2Gud2BeTru]

why did he say basketballs

[PhenomFan013]

it was during his rivalry with khali, and khali popped a basketball with his hands.

[19881705]

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaa" ?!?! lmao he thinks he's the filipino version of Jackie Chan or smthg?

[RoxasGamerKid93]

There's a topic on the PWB combining multiple Batista quotes. You should totally make a video with those.

[Kedi4]

I'm keeping an eye on a topic, it's given me the classic weapons aren't only welcomed..., line If I get enough new ones I'll make a new one.

[Kedi4]

I guess I'll take those as compliments. Lol

[ThePatriot]

batista-"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa! lolrolf

[Xydrok]

P DUB B P DUB B! I love the PWB lol.

[xXxHITM4NxXx]

batista-"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa! lolrolf

[kingdarius1996]

batista-"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa! lolrolf