Sam Kinison - Love song

[03dirty]

J Fox to perform my LASIK than another woman's empty promises

[03dirty]

I add my own dedication to the lying, soul-less, manipulative, spoiled-ass, unfaithful siren who pretended to be my friend for 3 years before luring me into a "relationship" and effectively screwing up my career, my self confidence, my subconscious and my general attitude! It would have been more humane if she'd put a bullet in my head, staked me to the roof and left me for the crows. I hope she drinks bleach, sits on a chainsaw and chokes on her veggie-cuisine. I'd sooner trust Michael

[ChuckSnow5]

I dedicate this song to the soulless woman I married. I came back from combat and she didn't meet me at the airstrip on base, I had to beg a ride from a friend.

I got "Home" to discover the '63 Corvette split-window coupe my Dad left me when he died had disappeared. I eventually found out that she sold it for 5 grand and ran up another 45 thousand dollars worth of bills in 'our' name while I was gone.

I no longer believe in the sanctity of marriage or the decency of women.

[voodooxcxl]

wow its like he's talking about my ex, I was barely born when you died but I still miss you s:(

[CanesFan680]

This one goes out to my soulless, cheating ex. Happy Valentine's Day you fucking cunt!

[circusgangstas]

8 people got a call from Sam Kinison back in the day

[CoreyL11]

I like how he's actually a pretty good pianist lol

[sandythebear]

Sooo beautiful!! Sinatra smooth

[SweetSweetWaldo]

We don't fuck. That's what "friends" is.

Ain't it the truth, Sam, ain't it the truth!

[mega77CHAVEZ]

FUCK THE FRIEND ZONE!!! Run if you suddenly find urself there. Get a q oz of blow, drink for a week, sleep with everything you can, burn through 3,000, take a nap, get up and go to Xmas:)

[SuperSteelersfan72]

Damn I miss Sam

[socom54321]

I just had my heart broken by a woman, this cheered me up

[Josiie2910]

this is amazing.

[DemonOverkill]

I looked up "dare song" expecting some drug bullshit shoved down the throats of the gullible future of America(children) by two-bit cops who think they have any authority at all and call themselves "dare officers". Then I found this in the results. I'm sad this man had to die.

[wahr1]

I like the rodney's birthday version better

[djbigjavi66]

EMOTIONAL TAMPON (:

[TheImmortalmetal]

THe invention of death metal vocals...yeh this guys wasnt just a comedian but an inventor xD

[splooshes2]

6 people hate real comics

[Elecktricd00m]

we miss you Sam!

[KinisonisKing]

In my opinion nobody deserved their fame as much as Sam.

[MaNiAcHaX]

Damn drunk driver had to kill him

[ftscottkillbilly]

I've been reading his Biography titled " Brother Sam " it was written by his brother Bill Kinison. All I can say is. poor Sam. He was actualy one of the kindest and nicest people anyone could ever hope to meet.

[moonunit28]

@ftscottkillbilly I read that book too. Highly recommended!

[Pbirv]

Died WAAAYYY too young.

[drepmore]

Christ Roseanne Barr has really let himself go.

[zionravescene]

He says what we're all thinking!

[Jackassboyz3]

I can relate to this! XD

[sidewalk619]

"In another time and place, he would have been a prophet." ~ Sam Kinison's epitaph

[TheSethman95]

This is what the song Grenade always reminds me of

[poeticreject]

its rare when you find an original comedian that is actually funny, but he was, it really wasnt so much his jokes "even though they were hysterical" as it was his passion and delivery, kenison inspired hicks and, leary robbed hicks as he lay on his deathbead. it shows what kind of comedians we have today

[PEASTON1]

roxan.tardif@siemens.com

[xxjoykillerable]

I love you Sam. Never be the same with out you. You would've turned the world inside out had you lived. GOD BLESS SAM. FUCK IF THE BEST ONES ALWAYS LEAVE US WHY WHY WHY GOD DAMN IT WHY?

[InfiniteMushroom]

@xxjoykillerable Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Redd Foxx, Johnny Carson, ..., name your favorite. All gone now. Damn, no wonder life is sucking more and more now.

[oYoYebutu]

Sadly, this is very funny.

[FallenAngel1508]

@controversyking OH MY GOD that would be soooooooo awesome!

[teameymelli1]

those italian subtitles are hilarious

[FallenAngel1508]

i wish he were still here, he could write a song like this for my ex boyfriend!

sam kinison will forever be the king!!!!!!!

[omore]

I wish time travel was possible. I want to go to this show. Fuck the invention of fire.

[mavspecialgirl]

Yes I am a woman and I loved Sam Kinison he told the truth.The only other comedian that was George Carlin.I miss them both Rip guys.

[captmunson]

what 4 women had the nerve to not like this

[The555Number]

@captmunson

Probably Sams ex's

[J101191514]

Sam is more Rock and Roll here than anyone ever. Full stop.

[J101191514]

Sam is more Rock and Roll here than anyone ever. Full stop.

[kanshou]

I saw this when it first came out on HBO. This dude came out and I thought, "What a fucking bum!" But at the end of it I was puking my guts out from laughing so hard. Damn, Sam, we barely got to know you, you crazy son of a bitch. We miss you.

[gdrummer494]

song starts at 1:45 :D

[ryanspeed]

I know a few ex-girlfriends I can dedicate this great song to!!

[Wastelander1972]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!

[MsThebeMoon]

My all-time favorite stand-up comic.  I absolutely loved him and even though he's chunky, I always thought he was sexier than hell. What a loss. One of very few entertainers I mourned the death of.

[landrumjacob]

3 people dont know comedy

[416RIZZLE416]

It's my opinion you imbecile, and i don't give a fuck about wut you or anybody else has 2 say alright buddy. Go fuck your mom. My opinion remains unchanged.

[416RIZZLE416]

THIS SAM KINISON FAGGOT SUCKS!!!!!

STRAIGHT DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!

AND HE SOUNDS LIKE A DISGRUNTLE FAT BITCH WENN HE YELLS LIKE THAT.

[Wazzup365]

@416RIZZLE416 Yeah, nice comment, now go fuck yourself!

Why are you even posting your damn comment here? you know you're just asking for trouble.

[irishswag50]

@416RIZZLE416  shut up

[feroth33]

@416RIZZLE416 GO TROLL ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PAGE BITCH. FUCK OFF!!!!

[polishking50]

@416RIZZLE416 Your Fucking RETARD bitch!!! ur probably one of those bitchs he is singing bout!!! ur a fucking stupid bitch!! Keep ur dumb bitch ass comments to urself u fucking retard bitch!!!

[bailong329]

I wonder how my first exgf would react if I sang this at her wedding. HAHAHAHA By the way if your dating a chinese Girl with serious trust issues chances are thats her or a distant relative one of the two and word of advice pal RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE PAL don't stop for shit if you think its going to stop with " why you didnt call last night" think again.

[Tesla105]

This guy looks like an angry hog... LOL

[spencegame]

epic

[HereComeTheRooster]

Nobody said it better than Sam. RIP Sam, your honesty is truly missed by millions of people.

[FrenchToastSucks1]

My cheating cun't ex girl friend is so lucky Sam Kininson died, otherwise she just may have gotten a call in the middle of the night.

Sam Kininson is my Hero!

[ilvjkdnls]

sam your the best...

R.I.P. SAM

LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU

[quietkid13]

I'm hoping to do his kind of stand up comedy, just in memory of him. I will always tell of Sam Kinison, the man who inspired me.

[mrsuperdragon69]

The BEST comedian of all time, hands down...They don't make them like Sam anymore!

[SweetBabyJay84]

he would be 57 if he was still around happy birthday mr. kinison R.I.P

[sonicfreak12]

I just got fucked over by a girl and i told my friend i need a good laugh. So he sent me this. I am so happy now!

[AlakimSirrah]

sam kinison in spanish............ wow

[BloodyBay]

@AlakimSirrah That's not Spanish, actually. There are too many apostrophes, and I don't recognize any of the words. "Whore" in Spanish is "puta" (not "puttana"), "blood" in Spanish is "sangre" (not "sangue") and so on. I think it might be Portuguese, though; the two languages are a bit similar but still pretty different. This was probably recorded from a broadcast in Brazil.

[RostovRipper327]

@BloodyBay It's subbed in Italian if I'm not mistaken

[fug33]

@BloodyBay it's italian

if you don't believe me, write some of it into google translate and use "detect language" method..

[BloodyBay]

@fug33 I knew it was some Romance language or another. Thanks.

[hintmint88]

@BloodyBay

It's Italian

[BloodyBay]

@hintmint88 I'm glad to see that the Italians know good comedy when they hear it. Thanks. ;)

[BeowulfBX]

That...was the most beautiful song ever...

[hollspowwies]

"i've become some kind of emotional tampon you need four or five days a month when no one else will take your fucking bullshit." gold.

[stanleykubrick98]

Play 1:47 to 1:50 over and over again - you'll be in stitches

[bluez4soul]

He was a great pianist

[toddbullock1980]

sam kinison was the funniest comedian of all time

[akuenzle89]

Sam is soo funny. I just discovered him as a comedian. It blows he is dead but thank god for youtube!

[merkavamkiii]

I miss the anger and the truth... everyone who tried to follow in his footsteps just blew.... 

[MilkBoyofAH]

Great stuff. Put drunk drivers behind cell bars.

[redsplash168]

shit needs to be published.

[ZombieTime138]

so much truth to this, god bless sam

[TheAplombMan]

then he died.

[09smitel]

greatest break up song ever

[DCMan06]

Hard to believe his dad was a preacher and he thought about doing the same for awhile. 

[CHOCOLATExDIARRHEA]

@DCMan06 He was a preacher for a little while.

[kingsarbkota]

ALL HAIL SAM KINISON, THE HIGH PRIEST OF HA-HA!!!

Thumbs up if this sort of thing is the reason you miss that goofy bastard...

[afreakinrpggamer]

Dude died way to early, would have loved to have seen more from him

[awesomevids99]

i sang this to my ex girlfreind!!!

[svbz17]

king R.I.P

[NiggaWithAttitude]

best love song ever

[yetanotheraccount2re]

He played beautifully- and THEN! But how awful that the way he died- drunk driver swerving into his lane en route to his first gig after his marriage and honeymoon- was so like the curse in the song. Makes me think I shouldn't mess with curses. Miss you Sam.

[permedmammoth]

What I love is the sheer honesty and sincerity of everything he's saying. You watch other comedians who just talk about bullshit trying to sound amusing, but this guy seems to have been genuinely hurt but the way he reacts to it is just hysterical.

More guys like this, less guys like fucking Dane Cook please America.

[ericforemansbasement]

EMTOINAL TAMPON-LMFAO

[PaTudie]

Now THIS is funny!!!!!

[bensam32]

Miss ya Sam!!!!! RIP!

[mrsnfl]

I hope you slide under a garbage truck and taste your own blood. OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BookerDayton]

damn this is so fuckin accurate.

R.I.P SAM

[kanedasrifle]

Man, i know exactly how he feels.

Genius!

[GtrDudeL]

miss him!!

[GhostWolf471]

This song needs to be on a hallmark card for those "special occasions"

[KinisonisKing]

Kinison was born for comedy. He's got some of the most subtle comedic expressions ever, like delivering the line about the cash, his face is so serious it cracks me up everytime.

[gmjunkyard]

emotional tampon?

taste your own blood?

Sam, we miss you.

[stevespielberg]

What the hell are records?

[Hereticalable]

Either you're taking the piss or you're too young to remember vinyl records...look it up on wikipedia.

[PeterBluth]

Honestly, I thought it was gonna be a funny love song, Sam did have a very nice singing voice. But this was better.

[RLore18]

My favorite act of Sam Kinison - the love song. And how true it is for almost everyone, too.

[DV2TF]

somebody put up the lyrics please,sounds great XD

[PeterBluth]

It goes a little something like this...

You fucking whore/You used me/You never loved me/I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own fucking blood/Die/Die/Die/I want my records back/I want my fucking records back/

[DV2TF]

Thanks man X3

[PeterBluth]

You're welcome.

[writertrump]

kinison, GREAT

[djeurofreak]

Why do people 'thumbs up' your quote that you just took off the clip. So lame.

[PeterBluth]

Because I was giving them the lyrics. Some folk have hard time understanding people until they read it. And the guy asked.

[shatnerd]

@PeterBluth thanks for the english subtitles...

[PeterBluth]

@shatnerd You're welcome...Someone asked for them...I aquised.

[eaglesgeo1]

Great love song (if you can dig-it) lol