The Bridge of Death

[Deathrune14]

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."

[DrChristianShepard]

26 people don't know their favorite color

[MrMunocanok]

Right off you go. Oh thankyou.

[InconditeWill]

'How do you know so much about swallows?'

'You have to know these things when you're king.'

[xReturnOfTheDeadx]

blue...no yellow...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ROFL

[pontaray]

*insert joke about the dislike bar joke here*

[leakyspacesuit]

Average airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swollow is.... 24mph. I love google

[wiggs333]

@leakyspacesuit what about the African...?

[thefenixheart]

NI!



[92maxc]

Blue!...no!

[puppybuddy200]

What is your NAME??? Sir lancelot! What is your quest! to seek the holy grail! what...is your favorite COLOR??? blue! oh well of you go then.....oh wel thank you....THATS EASY!

[dud3guy44]

25 people said their favorite color was blue ... it wasn't

[KingGopherNuts]

*inserts random knee arrow comment*

[zbr76]

25 people were cast into the Bridge of Eternal Peril for disliking this slice of comedic gold!

[Danchamp07]

Capital of Assyria is Ninevah if anyone was wondering.

[Uberskull]

@Danchamp07 What do you mean? The first Assyrian capital or the most historically renowned one?

[MrBuddyHolly1]

How do you know so much about swallows?

[spartanwarrior46]

What is your favriote game?

CoD...No wait Skyriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

*Dead*

[SleepyLittleLamb52]

Siri would ask you which one you were talking about, i tried it with, "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

[asteriskForte]

[Insert an Insert Quote from the movie Quote here]

[lizzyloo97]

Now THAT was funny

[soccerwod]

monk- the number is 3, no more than, no less than. 3 is the number. the number you shall throw on is 3.

arthur- ok... 1-2-5... no 3

[hdews]

BK: what is your name

Me: hdews

BK: what is your quest

Me: to get a girlfriend

BK: how big is your penis

Me: bigger than youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs

[LedosKell]

@hdews

So since you were thrown in I assume that means his penis is bigger.

[random96ification]

@hdews So would that mean you're smaller than him or thinner?

[jcstockett]

The answer to Arthur's final question is 43...as so stated by the knight in the castle at the start of the movie

[MrSilverSparkle]

@jcstockett But we don't know if he was asking about an African or European swallow.

[mycahman]

25 people didnt know what their favorite color was.

[Sccopdee]

WHAAAAAAAAT...is the size of your Genitalia? 8 inches.............WIDE!!! , You may pass ;)

[hoserseventwo]

And now for something completely different .

[AndyLou63]

Old Man: What, is your name? King Arthur What, is your quest? To seek the holy grail. What is bla bla bla. What do ye mean? Well, I don't know, AHHHHHHHH!

[AvolovaMovies]

@AndyLou63 The question was..."What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow"!

[cfreddy10]

What the third guy meant to say was,

"My favorite color is blue, no, YELLOOOOOOOOW!!!!"

[jakefreeman123]

Hoooow doooo you knooow sooo much about swallooooows LMFAO

[pacman5698]

Thumbs up so you can see this:

Ask Siri in your iPhone 4S: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[GInjaNinja118]

"look there's the old man from scene 24" LOL

[ANGELMARTINEZ420]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! 3:03

[CrispyIsTehNinja]

@ANGELMARTINEZ420 he swings for the other team bro XD

[CreeperKillerPro]

What is the capital of Assirya?

[HowlMagic95]

24 people don't know the difference between African and European swallow.

[chriscos123]

blue, no yello....

AARRGGG

[L4cH4nC3]

I loved the referrence to this in Fallout 2.

[Necr0Fenix]

@L4cH4nC3 indeed, fallout 2 has the holy hand granade and this, i wonder what more references i didnt find :/

[SupaSoap590]

What is your name?

'It is Aurthor, King of the Brittians!'

What is your quest?

'To seek the Holy Grail'

What is the Air Speed Velocity of an unlegged swallow?

'What do you mean? African or European Swallow?'

I..I dont know that? *get thrown into abyss*

How do you know so much about swallows?

'Well you have to know these things when your king, you know?'

[MrConkle]

@SupaSoap590 it's unladen swallow

[jfloppyfish]

Lol the three people cast into the abyss were the same clip

[vpiedra1]

what's with the explosions at the beginning? LMAO

[TheCatapultTV]

24 people know nothing about swallows.

[IAmYoureFather]

lol "How do you know so much about swallows?"

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

lmfao "Theres the old man from scene 24!"

[GhostLink92]

@TROLLERSDELIGHT 4th wall be damned.

[FishTitan64]

Is the dislike bar even there?

[Dajokestaaaa]

@FishTitan64 What's this dislike bar you speak of?

[meleaalice]

Love this, .....:) :)

[wehusMann123]

what was the last question he asked the second person?

[KCtheGreater]

@wehusMann123 'What is the capital of Assyria?'

[weegee237]

what is your favorite color? Blue... no YEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[IconicTormentz]

why didnt they just push him in?

[beasten1000]

the old man kind of reminds of julian smith

[jamestheepicfan111]

LOOK! theres the old man from scene twentyfour xD hahaha

[crewkid52]

How do you know so much about swallows?

[missemilyjd]

aww wacko xD

[babis8142]

how could someone make a mistake about his favorite color?

[TheKenfig]

@babis8142 Ha ha, me and my daughter, who loves this too were talking about this sketch yesterday and we said about that bit and came to the conclusion that the bridge does not allow indecisiveness about things either , Lol

[redsoxruleyankeesbad]

black

[LaughterInportable]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!?!?!?!?!?

[lilrickybobby27]

Oh Thank You

[TheDeepEndShow1]

Reminds me of Geometry testing.

[megahappysushi]

i think the BK asks hard questions to people the Bk doesn't like

[Jemmer1000]

How do you know so much about swallows?

[psycho1279]

just to qualify before anyone throws a hissy fit, comment not entirely serious and in terms of groups i mean extremists, the ones who have no lives not the general masses, like in chavs theres kids who wear tracksuits then theres dole claiming, permanently intoxicated peace disturbing public hastling waste of skin thick ass disfunctional asswipes who have nothing better to talk about than their cigs, how everyone is a faggot or how many "birds" they shagged or "scran'eds" they "dun in" *coughs*

[psycho1279]

@FPSComrade YES YES YES!!!! next up are rebecca black and pitbull, key of awesome does a better pitbull anyway, he wont be missed lol, while we're at it can we send chavs, religious extremists, anyone who hasnt seen this movie, idiots with no common sense and a waste of skin (so same as all the rest) and if we have time femenists who have nothing better to do than manhating and demanding to change change the names to person hole covers chairpeople and Personchester, 1 of about 1700 examples

[RustyFoxPotter]

Hold 9 to see superman with 90 years...

[Giselle76502]

@FPSComrade Just wait, JLS are next up.

[FGH9G]

WHY THE FUCK WASNT THIS SCENE IN SPAMALOT??!!

[DBZparodier]

I have no qualms about watching this because I actually own the movie.

Galahad (Palin) inadvertently saying the wrong fav color is classic.

[Bedinsis]

@DBZparodier I think it's great that you believe creators of cultural content deserves compensation, but this is uploaded by the Pythons themselves; it's their official channel.

Agreed on the favorite color slip-up.

[skaggot]

Am I the first person to notice that Arthur's voice appears to be dubbed? It doesn't sound like the voice from the original film.

[Desyncronized]

african or european swallow? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... how did you know that? well you have to know these things when your a king you know

[Desyncronized]

@MontyPython why wasnt there a sequel D=

[PMdutch]

@FPSComrade How dare you shout THAT name... Shame on you, for spreading ITS name.

[Monaqute]

"THAT'S EASY!"

[TFHalo]

Stop! ...In the name of love!

[SpinningFaster]

Look, there's the old man from scene 24!

LOL!!

[Arno18Production]

what a european or a african: eeuh i dont no whaa

or

what is your favorit color: bleu no eeuh whaaa

[OrthisofROBLOX]

At which point in time was the bridge keeper reffering to when asking the capital of assiria?

[coruscantplanet]

@OrthisofROBLOX Look it up on wikipedia - the spelling is Assyria.

[bassline0121]

Boat-keeper: STOP!

He who would cross the Sea of Fate

Must answer me these questions twenty-eight!

(Arthur and Bedevere look at each other. They look

at the old man. They look back at each other. They

pick the old man up, throw him in the water, and board

the ship.)

[Rowleh]

There it is! The Bridge of Death! ... Aw Great.

[jerro95]

the wilhelm scream would go great for this scene

[RedSpiderZero]

I nearly died at the end.

[TFHalo]

23 people got a hard 5th -3rd!- question wrong.

[NinjaStew69]

what the old man didn't know is the answer was european...

[snowbarbieblue]

"Blue! No! Yellooooo!!!!!"

[1fifaworldcuplover2]

What is your name webhfhushBBEWEHTYBEBEWBTBEYGB I don't kown AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH I died

[crazyblondie01]

There's the old man from scene 24. Whats he doing here? hahaha!!!! :)

[JackSparrowfan11]

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[bffsRox]

'Blue!, no,' AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[hellomom1231]

NI NI NI NI NI NI

[takeitoutify]

I have five.....I mean three questions.

[AngelBiLove]

Isnt this to which the fat comicbookguy of the simpsons referred in one of the simpsons episodes? "to sit here, first you muts answer me these questions three. Question the first:"-lisa: nevermind >.>

[730Teresa730]

1:39 THAT'S EASY!

Lol he said it funny!

[MrJellyChicken75]

The capital of Assyria was Nineveh.

[xxxjoker341xxx]

counter trolled :3

[yeller909]

" well you have to know these things when you're a king you know"

[dabdong]

hoo doo yoo knoo soo mooch aboot swalloows

[Jolteon7]

I love how he messes up 5 with 3 again. /holyhandgrenade

[Benoka]

22 people were cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. :P

[clarencezer]

Gate keeper:Wait...i dont know that (SWING) KGOFKAOGSAKPFWPLWWOOWOOOWAAAAA­H.

LOL PRICELESS

[Zetadude101]

What's up with King Arthur and he hatin' on number 3?

[doobiesmoke15]

Why do people call the bridgekeeper a troll when he is never referred to as such in the movie?

[Masskater]

ITS DAMASCUS YOU FOOL

[SidRulz100]

@Masskater WHO CARES! They're still gonna call him the man from scene 24.

[Masskater]

@SidRulz100 i was talking about the capital of syria, silly

[SidRulz100]

@Masskater Syria's a real place?

[Masskater]

@SidRulz100 yes haha? country just south of turkey

[BobderPavian]

@Masskater that's the capital of syria, not of assyria ...

[dmc967]

fallout new vegas has an easter egg where you get the holy hand grenade. The box next to the grenades says: Holy Hand Grenades. Pull the pin and count to 5 *crossed out* 3

Did i mention this game is awesome?

[TheRandomnatrix]

@dmc967 Fallout 2's better. It has this, the holy hand grenade, the killer rabbit, and the crashed whale from guide to the galaxy. Don't try replying to me, just look online about people's opinions (although it might be close). But if you think 3 is better than 2, you're an idiot. Just saying. PS: I'm never going to look at the comments to this again so don't bother.

[Asiacollector]

Sir Robin couldve asked "which capital?" there were a few of them

[dracosummoner]

@Asiacollector

Very good observation. The Biblical city of Nineveh (where the prophet Jonah was told to go preach) was one of several such capitals.

[sirbean123]

Turn you volume all the way up and press 9! XD!

[skaladopy]

idk the captial of assyria, but if he sed syria then its damascus

[DDB0rg35]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!WHY SIR GALAHAD WHY?!?!?!?!

[rosesandcookies234]

22 peaple fell in the BRIDGE OF DEATH

[EpMeA]

who else immediately googled what is the capital of Assyria

[HarmKnight]

@EpMeA me! xD

[TottyToot1]

Press 6 for a pelvic thrust

[jmarrvin]

If I'm not mistaken, the capital of Assyria was Assur.

[justforflag2]

@jmarrvin

Nineveh.

[RedNForcer]

When the Bridge Keeper was cast in,it served him right for switching up the questions.

[jhauk68]

22 people got there fav. color wrong

[demamon101]

@finalfantasy50 TOTALLY!!!!!! Tht's funny it's like WH? IDK that! Then the guy is like how did u know that? Well, to b a king u hav 2 know those kind of things!

[finalfantasy50]

the king should have gone first xD

[waterst0ne]

Bridge Keeper: "What is your quest?" Sir Galahad "I seek the Grail! Bridge Keeper: "What is your favorite color?" Sir Galahad, "Blue...No! -yellooooow!" The start of Gotcha journalism!

[imaperson02]

lol

sir whatshisface: How do you know so much about swallows!

The king: Well u have to know these things as a king

[LJMownage]

Press F13 :D

[Magith1]

@LJMownage It's called a mac mah boi.

[bawenang]

Bwahaha... This is my favorite scene from the movie.

[Dude082100]

"Blue-- wait no AHHHHHHHH" I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[maynardjgillis]

African or European? Or is it a matter of weight ratios?

[WeAreZeus]

NI! lol everyone type NI it IS A WORD !!! XD!!!!

[swalte6325]

@WeAreZeus Spell-checker is afraid of the Knights who say Ni!

[mossclaw55]

@swalte6325 NI!!! lol wow spell-checker IS afraid xD

[BlackmoonThePharaoh]

BLUE. NO NO YE-- AAAAH!

[Videot01]

The capital of assyria is Ninevah by the way.

[NikkGreenlee]

@Videot01 I thought it was Damascus. Or is that just Syria? hah

[sneeuwpopjes]

the swallows return xD

[N1BOYZ]

LOL! THTS SO FUNNY AND I LOVE THE PART WHEN THE GUY OF THE BRIDGE FALLS OUT! XD

[iCornyJoke]

Eric Idle, pure genius

(no disrespect to the others)

[thor47odin]

African or European Swallow? what? I don't know that! aaah!

[unicorn10188]

@thor47odin You have to know these things why you are king.

[202MegaHomer202]

the movie quoted itself at the end...awesome

[LukeoXx]

"That's easy!"

[anthony1panz]

20 people don't know about any thing about swallows

[outwrangle]

Anyone else notice they reused the same clip three times?

[Foxclaw528]

PPL HE DOSNT SAY "WHT IS THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA."HE CASUALLY HE REALLY SAID "WHT IS THE CAPITAL OF ASSYRIA" AND IM JUST GIVING YOU A TIP. Ok ?

[Disfunctional20]

even the starting part is funny when he just answers the questions and passes on,

I guess its just that english sort of funny stuff, i find it funny too, being australian i Understand many jokes of different cultures.

"right off you go!"

"oh.... thank you...."

[sirdaveo]

"There it is, the bridge of death"

"Oh, great"

lmao

[Soilwar]

My favorite colour is black. But then again that's not even a colour. Shit!

[ElectricFishButter]

What is the capital of Isidia?

I Don't Know!

[XiaoXiaoMan1123]

@ElectricFishButter No one does except those who live in Isidia.

[Cheeseisgood222]

@ElectricFishButter is was assyria

[medam14]

"what is you name?"

"Sir Galahad of camelot."

"what is you quest?"

"I seek the grail."

"What is your favorite colour?"

"Blue. No yellow!"

"Aaaaagh!"

[Igleh1]

@medam14 really he never said "yellow" !

[Cheeseisgood222]

@medam14 it was red...

[yogosbits2]

THERES THE OLD MAN FROM SCENE 24!

[TOPJPO3]

@yogosbits2 What is he doing here??!!

[klasco1991]

Lancelot ftw!