ooh. just perfect:p i'll be able to move left or right WITHOUT any navigations. now that's a something! :P <3 u guys. keep it up! and all 17 mins of gameplay!
LOL, that was good stuff. You know, it'd be such a shame that we have to potentiallt wait until 2010 for this... You guys think we can get a demo in Rise of the White Wolf? That'd be great!
"Your be able to move left and right without any limitations" Omg! We need more games with this kinda feature i hate when theirs invisible walls while i'm moving left and right!
Hi, ladies & ...er... guys! I'm Polish and I can guarantee: IT'S A JOKE! And really good one, actually! Nie ma co, chłopaki mają sporo dystansu do siebie - sodówka nie uderzyła do głowy. Brawo Redzi!
"DualMail", how you called it is now called The Witcher: Versus, and is now in 3.1.9 version... True, it is doing fine, but if you knew something about the Witcher universe you would know the gameplay is from the game called The Witcher: Crimson Trail, a game made for mobile phones about a year ago...
Too funny...
batista777 10 months ago
Did they ever release this?
David697 11 months ago
I laughed. Oh man, you Polski's, you so crazy.
MrLoadingscreen 1 year ago
As opposed to non-mysterious secrets. Very eloquent.
MrLoadingscreen 1 year ago
PL :
-Tomek lodówka się zepsuła!
-Okej, to zakładaj buty.
EN:
-Tomek frigde was broken!
-Okey, wear shoes.
BananJumper 1 year ago 3
lol no where now implementing 3d technology its going no where XD
stanthecanadianman 1 year ago
lol the way he sells it its hard to tell if its a farce or not :P
stanthecanadianman 1 year ago
ooh. just perfect:p i'll be able to move left or right WITHOUT any navigations. now that's a something! :P <3 u guys. keep it up! and all 17 mins of gameplay!
klaudiush 1 year ago
polak potrafi
xD
Bezi980 1 year ago
i'd buy it
michatube23 2 years ago
I would've played this.
Metadaxe 2 years ago 2
shit in my boots
AresBG 2 years ago
If this was real it would be fucking awesome.
thetowheads 2 years ago 4
- "Tomek, lodówka się zepsuła".
- "OK, to zakładaj buty."
==
- 'Tom, the fridge is crashed.'
- 'OK, so put your boots on.'
LOL.
PhysX Shaders 9.0. :P
They rulez. ;-)
Cheers.
theBl4ckFox 2 years ago
He's messing! Right?
SYPHOFIGHTER 2 years ago
he's serious!
koobi180 2 years ago 3
@SYPHOFIGHTER
Right.
BloodyQueen33245 2 years ago
Tomek, lodówka się zepsuła :D
kamilas86 2 years ago
17 Full minutes of gameplay, and über graphics, this is going to rock!
ikbenbeterinclubpeng 2 years ago 9
Lol.
But man really they should start in a new game...these guys really know what are they doing.
sataricon111 2 years ago 5
I want.
FaithlessFate87 2 years ago 3
Lol.
"All this time spent doing this game ... I think it's almost a week now ..." rofl
awrawrwar 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
fail
ruffeeh 2 years ago
LOL, that was good stuff. You know, it'd be such a shame that we have to potentiallt wait until 2010 for this... You guys think we can get a demo in Rise of the White Wolf? That'd be great!
Chronis67 2 years ago 3
you know what ahhaah , I'd actually play it!
sauvagemusic 2 years ago 3
Hahah, man that was awesome!
NonniR 2 years ago 3
Amazing
jujumight 2 years ago
That was great guys!
Bracketman2 2 years ago 3
haha april fools
VivaLaSAM61916 2 years ago 3
"Your be able to move left and right without any limitations" Omg! We need more games with this kinda feature i hate when theirs invisible walls while i'm moving left and right!
clowking 2 years ago 3
"It's going to come out somewhere between Tuesday and Friday 2010."
LOL nice joke CD Projeckt! Glad there's a sense of humor in many of the developers here.
Cant wait for Rise of the White Wolf anyways.
Lopur1126 2 years ago 3
OMG this is some high tech stuff. So glad that your receiving so much freedom. And the disclusion of 3D, genius.
LOL
kimcloset 2 years ago 3
sounds good
Michaelas11 2 years ago 3
"almost all of the 3 animations we've used in this game"
"after all this time we've been developing this game - its been like a week now"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HILARIOUS
its an april's fools joke noobs...
Blink0zer0 2 years ago 5
Hi, ladies & ...er... guys! I'm Polish and I can guarantee: IT'S A JOKE! And really good one, actually! Nie ma co, chłopaki mają sporo dystansu do siebie - sodówka nie uderzyła do głowy. Brawo Redzi!
midgardsorm7 2 years ago
This is easily going to be the best handhed title of all time, even compared to any game coming out on handhelds that haven't been released yet.
SidNightWalker 2 years ago 3
I don't think it's a joke. They released their "DualMail" flash-based fighting game on April Fools as well....and it's apparently still real.
satertek 2 years ago
satertek, don't make me laugh...
"DualMail", how you called it is now called The Witcher: Versus, and is now in 3.1.9 version... True, it is doing fine, but if you knew something about the Witcher universe you would know the gameplay is from the game called The Witcher: Crimson Trail, a game made for mobile phones about a year ago...
mq9demo 2 years ago
Being based on a cell phone game based on a PC game based on a book series only makes it more bizarre.
satertek 2 years ago
I can NOT wait for this to come out! Now I will be able to play The Witcher ANYWHERE I GO!
Hahaha. Great joke guys.
DeathInLight 2 years ago 2