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  • she done owed mario some pussy for some years lol

  • Haha that's so funny

  • Omg I'm sorry! Flagged this as innapeopposte by accident. I'm on my ipod

  • and that was THAT was really HAArD and the only help i got was

    every once in a while a gold star would apear right above me and i would jump up and touch it would go tatata dalata dalata tata ta dalata dalata! xD

  • dehdehdehdaladada

  • that beetch got what she deserved

  • WHAAHHAHA! He did went tru alot though! I know so! xD

  • hhahahahahahahhaah

  • Du du du du lut lut du lut lut du du du du lut lut du lut lut XD.

  • ok fck it fck this"

  • This is totally what would happen to me if I saved some girl from a fire-breathing dinosaur. She would be all happy that she didn't get eaten, but not happy enough to overlook how ugly I am and make out with me for a few seconds. After which I'd let the dinosaur bite her fucking head off. Ungrateful bitch.

  • JESUSA CHRISTA, JUSTA PULLA HIMA!!

    (in english) Jesus Christ, just pull him!! :3

  • You beat the game and you dont get a kiss, hug, handshake, bitch dont say thank you, suck ya dick nothing :>

    /watch?v=KzeREh_m1Mk&feature=r­elmfu

    must watch! ahahahha #ThankMeLater

  • she deserves it

  • Fuck this fuck it hey dragon u can have her

    LMFAO

  • Bitch got what she deserved

  • LMFAO

  • I'd fuck her anyway. They're in a castle and noone's around.

  • typicall... women... it's almost like they want us to hate them sometimes...

  • as seen on "BAttlefield 3 "

    what the...

  • SUPER COCK BLOCK BROS

  • Peach: Ohhh you leaped a bunch of mushrooms I'm soo impressed.

    "Me: You'e the one that got captured by mushrooms I mean how the fuck does des that even happen? You got kidnaped by something that goes on a salad.

    Pech: ok it's a little more complex ok?

    Me: How the hell is it complex?!

  • more like a pokemon than a dragon

  • OH end bey deh wey,bey deh wey LMFAO

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • Typical stuck-up blonde bitch..

  • an bah the wah bah the wah

  • you got kidnaped by something that grows on a salad lol

  • lmfao that was so fucking funny i don't care if i get banned for this but that was so fucking funny

  • Lmao

  • By the WEEEY By the WEEEY

  • You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad. XD

  • she wouldn't even kiss him

  • By the wey, by the wey lol

  • bye da way bye da way ur a bitch

  • he could have been an ate her

  • Mario: ok fuck this, fuck it. Hey dragon you can have her. Peach gets her head eaten LOL!!!

  • How the fuck does that even happen?

  • omg it;s really funny...jajajajajaja.i can't stop to laughs.

  • and BAY DE WAY, BAY DE WAY, I DIDA NOTA LEAPA A BUNCH OF MUSHROOOMS

  • WOW!!! this really was Uncensored. Me:Laughs like hell!!!

  • you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad XD

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  • Bowser should have took her to a back room, implying non consensual sex.... RAPE!

  • Peach will find out soon how hard it is in super mario bros 2

  • Mario:ok fuck this fuck it, dragon you can have her

    bowser:Theres plenty more fish in the sea man

  • by thee way, BYYY THEEE WAAAAYY XD

  • she is such a 8=======D

  • ...but she gave Bowser head. Bitch.

  • He's a turtle, not a dragon, but it's forgiven because he was in a "fuck it" mood and it was funny.

  • Well YOU'RE the one who got captured by mushrooms I mean how the fuck does that even happen? This is just too funny XD!

  • by the way by the way this is funny

  • thats messed up, he deserved some dome

  • That was a happy ending.

  • JESUS-A CHRIST!

  • PETER SAVE HER peter:i want her to su8ck my di8ck :D

  • AND BY DA WAY, BY DA WAY

  • aaawwwwweeeessssssssoooooooooo­ooommmmmmmmmeeeeee

    awesome

  • press 8 alot of times and make a song :D

  • nice man

    

  • Jesus... I didn't see that ending coming... Hahaha

  • jezusa cariste!! lmfao XD

  • LOL HE SAID SUCKA MAH DICK

  • Press 8 for gold star sounds.

  • 0:31 correction she's MARRIED to peach

  • Lol wtf

  • by da waay

  • @Deadlyhitman2- ur gay

  • This has forever changed the way I say "by the way" lulz :3

  • If she didn't even know him, than how did she know his name?

  • teteteleteteteletetele and it only last a lil bit :'(

  • press '3' then '6' for "I just saved your life by something that goes on a salad" HA!

  • Where's the M on his hat?

  • @ZacACoolDude Behind the copyright law, ya know :P

  • lmao "by da waay"

  • DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

  • im not askin you to sucka ma sick im asking for a kiss

  • i thought bowser captured her cause he loved her

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  • Hold '2' and sounds like an ogasm

  • Peach is a modern woman here: asks a lot, gives not a lot

  • damn it mario you are scary

  • lol i love this

  • thanks for showing me this marissa

  • 21 people got kidnapped by mushrooms.

  • ok fuck this, fuck it, hey dragon you can have her

  • you got kidnap by something that goes on a salad :)) haha LOL

  • so the dragon was just standing there, listening?

  • By DEH Way!!!!!! By DEH Way!!!!!!

  • "I don't even know you." Then how did she know his name was Mario at 0:10?

  • im not askin you to sucka ma dick lmao

  • BOWSER DIDNT WANNA EAT HER HE CAN JUST EAT A GOOMBA OR A KOOPA TROOPA LOL

  • Press 8 to be invincible.

  • Should have just raped her. lol

  • Dumb bitch.

  • look at the lightsaber oh its just the like bar

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  • Jesus-a-Christ Ima not asking you to sucka my dick all i want is a kiss!

  • i agree with mario on this one

  • And buy the waaaay and buuuuuy the waay

  • Peach deserved to die. Dumb bitch.

  • 21 people got kidnapped by mushrooms.

  • TATATALATLATLATLATTATATALATLAT­LATLAT

  • And don't forget the Piranha Plants. They were really annoying.

  • tata lat lat tata lat lat tata xD

  • BOWSER GOES ON A SALAD??!

  • Hahahaha

  • Now I feel like a loser because I was beaten by something that goes on a salad.

  • Press 8 for star power!!! LOL!!

    :)

  • @whYLiE09 If you keep pressing 2 The princess has an orgasm

  • @ViiCToRyScoPeZz HAHAHA!!

  • eat her damn it

  • season wad ep wad?

  • Seth MacFarlane needs to do a Zelda one as well, because no matter how many times Link saved her, she would never put out.

  • peach deserved that lol save u numerous times the least u can do is a kiss

  • badewai,badewaaaai it was really hard.

  • hit 9 and 8 repeatly

  • lol

  • Press 9 if your in a "Fuck it" mood.

  • turn up the volume, and spam 8

  • UGH DUMB BITCH SHOULD HAVE JUST KISSED HIM

  • 1:08 And only help i got was every once in a while a gold star would appear up above me, and I would jump up and touch it, and it would go (tatatalatlatlatlat) lol!

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  • dadadadelededadadadadadeledede­d

  • ok fuck it fuck this hey dragon you can have her!!!!

  • i don't get why she would just kiss him,GOSH!!!!! even in disney movies the guy and girl kiss...... and that's DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad. How the fuck does that even happen?

  • @flickchick29 they got tired of her eating them

  • Press 9 to fuck it

  • if she know his name how does she not kno him

  • This 1:33 was better than the entirety of the super mario bros. Movie.

  • imagine this after kaizo mario.......

  • LOL HAHAHA FUCK THAT BITCH SHE DESERVED IT!

  • hahahahahhahahha

  • 19 people got captured by something that goes on a salad.

  • I think I like the censered version better.

  • by the way!!! BY-THE-WAY!!!!

  • She is a B***h

  • And this is EXACTLY what happens to a girl when they refuse to kiss a guy.

  • Not saying a sucka mah dicka!

  • Ok Ok Fuck this. Hey drrragon you can have her!

    LOL

  • im not askin you to sucka my dick

  • @blackhawk1515 haahhahhaha yea

  • MMMMM i like peaches....

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  • i've never saw this until now, but this is pretty funny.

  • BY DE WAAAY, BY DEE WAAAAY

  • He kinda sounds like Stewie but Italian version.

  • @VaughnWTF thats cause the same guy does the voices..Seth Mcfarlane

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  • bowser a dragon?? noo he's a turtle!!!

  • daadddadaddaddadalalaladalalal­dadadaddaldlalala

  • ahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!

  • uh by da way, by da way

  • oky fuck this, fuck it! oyee dragon you can have her!

  • by da waayyy by da wayy

  • you dont leap over the mushrooms...

  • I thought bowser was a turtle

  • @niveababay what is he?

  • @TheSillysally8 i swear he's a turtle cuz dragons don't have shells like that

  • @niveababay i know he's like the ultimate turtle lol

  • All Princess Peach Toadstool needed to do was kiss Mario on the cheek or give him a quick peck on the lips...Or even a tight hug and she would've lived but noooooooo,

    she had to be the typical stuck up Princess!!!

  • Stole this from Robot Chicken's Link saves Zelda.

  • @brok3nboy

    ..I don't think so...

    Granted there are some similarities, but both are pretty different and funny in their own right. And besides how do that Seth Green didn't have a hand in making this?

    YA-HA!!!

  • ♫♫♫ dada, da, dada, darada, dada, da, dada, darada ♪♪♪ xD

  • by deh waay. by deh waaay

  • @1995xDenise scratch that 19 people sucked marios dick

  • @TheGarciaalex Scrath THAT.20

  • By da wayyyy

  • okay fuck this, fuck it. dragon! u can have her.

    *bowser appears* munch munch

  • notice that there is no "M" on marios hat

  • wat za f*** was that?!

  • hey dragon u can have her :D

  • "OMG, Mario! You did it! I'm saved!"

    "Now how bout that kiss?!"

    "But I don't even know you O__o."

    XD

  • Dude peach is a bitch, this makes me not want to beat the game.