This is totally what would happen to me if I saved some girl from a fire-breathing dinosaur. She would be all happy that she didn't get eaten, but not happy enough to overlook how ugly I am and make out with me for a few seconds. After which I'd let the dinosaur bite her fucking head off. Ungrateful bitch.
1997 a girl called Lauren was walking through the forest and she dissapered no one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasn't pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. By the way the girl called Mary died shortly after.to be saved post this to 5 other videos. This is TRUE I'm posting this because I don't play with my life
A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 15 mins, your safe
dont read this because it actually works! you will be kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tommorow will be the best day ever. however if you do not post this on 3 other videos you will die within 2 days. no you;ve already started reading this so dont stop.when your done posting this on 3 other videos then press F6 and your lover's name will appear in big lettrs :) this really works
1:08 And only help i got was every once in a while a gold star would appear up above me, and I would jump up and touch it, and it would go (tatatalatlatlatlat) lol!
All Princess Peach Toadstool needed to do was kiss Mario on the cheek or give him a quick peck on the lips...Or even a tight hug and she would've lived but noooooooo,
Granted there are some similarities, but both are pretty different and funny in their own right. And besides how do that Seth Green didn't have a hand in making this?
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
she done owed mario some pussy for some years lol
2534622 22 hours ago
Haha that's so funny
LittleE834 1 day ago
Omg I'm sorry! Flagged this as innapeopposte by accident. I'm on my ipod
forevafriends12345 1 day ago
and that was THAT was really HAArD and the only help i got was
every once in a while a gold star would apear right above me and i would jump up and touch it would go tatata dalata dalata tata ta dalata dalata! xD
notadoublenagger 4 days ago
dehdehdehdaladada
halo19049 6 days ago
that beetch got what she deserved
elgi131 1 week ago
WHAAHHAHA! He did went tru alot though! I know so! xD
1MaRiSs1 1 week ago
hhahahahahahahhaah
lololo728 1 week ago
Du du du du lut lut du lut lut du du du du lut lut du lut lut XD.
mastersword427 1 week ago
ok fck it fck this"
unmmy81 1 week ago
This is totally what would happen to me if I saved some girl from a fire-breathing dinosaur. She would be all happy that she didn't get eaten, but not happy enough to overlook how ugly I am and make out with me for a few seconds. After which I'd let the dinosaur bite her fucking head off. Ungrateful bitch.
ArrowToTheBalls 1 week ago 2
JESUSA CHRISTA, JUSTA PULLA HIMA!!
(in english) Jesus Christ, just pull him!! :3
Chazjacker 1 week ago
You beat the game and you dont get a kiss, hug, handshake, bitch dont say thank you, suck ya dick nothing :>
/watch?v=KzeREh_m1Mk&feature=relmfu
must watch! ahahahha #ThankMeLater
ATGmaterial 2 weeks ago
she deserves it
00chelz 2 weeks ago
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TheJrQuintero 2 weeks ago
Fuck this fuck it hey dragon u can have her
LMFAO
garaman12 2 weeks ago
Bitch got what she deserved
Harveyfasho17 2 weeks ago
LMFAO
garaman12 2 weeks ago
I'd fuck her anyway. They're in a castle and noone's around.
Melbourne619 2 weeks ago 2
typicall... women... it's almost like they want us to hate them sometimes...
Kaprah91 3 weeks ago
as seen on "BAttlefield 3 "
what the...
BoredomProductions99 3 weeks ago 2
SUPER COCK BLOCK BROS
jonnytheninja2R 3 weeks ago
Peach: Ohhh you leaped a bunch of mushrooms I'm soo impressed.
"Me: You'e the one that got captured by mushrooms I mean how the fuck does des that even happen? You got kidnaped by something that goes on a salad.
Pech: ok it's a little more complex ok?
Me: How the hell is it complex?!
Gamerchick2030 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
more like a pokemon than a dragon
tsotsoko 3 weeks ago
OH end bey deh wey,bey deh wey LMFAO
Namoxas 3 weeks ago
LMFAO!!!!
missyME58 3 weeks ago
Typical stuck-up blonde bitch..
whYLiE09 4 weeks ago
an bah the wah bah the wah
Javierjahve 4 weeks ago
you got kidnaped by something that grows on a salad lol
824dumbo 4 weeks ago
lmfao that was so fucking funny i don't care if i get banned for this but that was so fucking funny
MrDray97 1 month ago
Lmao
VictorBLUEANGEL2274 1 month ago
By the WEEEY By the WEEEY
Raw1DaBest 1 month ago
You got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad. XD
TheST0N3R1 1 month ago
she wouldn't even kiss him
caardmaster67 1 month ago
By the wey, by the wey lol
anthony510boy 1 month ago 27
bye da way bye da way ur a bitch
Deathtk123 1 month ago
he could have been an ate her
Link56693 1 month ago
Mario: ok fuck this, fuck it. Hey dragon you can have her. Peach gets her head eaten LOL!!!
DukeNukemrocks808 1 month ago
How the fuck does that even happen?
SexabIe 1 month ago
omg it;s really funny...jajajajajaja.i can't stop to laughs.
blujey25 1 month ago
and BAY DE WAY, BAY DE WAY, I DIDA NOTA LEAPA A BUNCH OF MUSHROOOMS
TheRunescapeMoneys 1 month ago
WOW!!! this really was Uncensored. Me:Laughs like hell!!!
DukeNukemrocks808 1 month ago
you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad XD
ToontownLavender 1 month ago
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ToontownLavender 1 month ago
Bowser should have took her to a back room, implying non consensual sex.... RAPE!
feroxkyle 1 month ago
Peach will find out soon how hard it is in super mario bros 2
smashbros379ful 1 month ago
Mario:ok fuck this fuck it, dragon you can have her
bowser:Theres plenty more fish in the sea man
undeadomar1 1 month ago
by thee way, BYYY THEEE WAAAAYY XD
avpkid345 1 month ago
she is such a 8=======D
epicninja101 1 month ago
...but she gave Bowser head. Bitch.
MessengerOfDreams 1 month ago
He's a turtle, not a dragon, but it's forgiven because he was in a "fuck it" mood and it was funny.
Ghaledon 1 month ago
Well YOU'RE the one who got captured by mushrooms I mean how the fuck does that even happen? This is just too funny XD!
mss442009 1 month ago
by the way by the way this is funny
This0is0Me0not0you 1 month ago
thats messed up, he deserved some dome
larrence029 1 month ago
That was a happy ending.
ford67fastback 1 month ago
JESUS-A CHRIST!
happypanda93 1 month ago
PETER SAVE HER peter:i want her to su8ck my di8ck :D
badpoop1 1 month ago
AND BY DA WAY, BY DA WAY
jwspitz35 1 month ago
aaawwwwweeeessssssssooooooooooooommmmmmmmmeeeeee
awesome
tertaman1129 2 months ago
press 8 alot of times and make a song :D
SeanParnes 2 months ago
nice man
rydersousa 2 months ago
Jesus... I didn't see that ending coming... Hahaha
nandotime3000 2 months ago
jezusa cariste!! lmfao XD
GuitarHeroPeru13 2 months ago
LOL HE SAID SUCKA MAH DICK
Kittstar 2 months ago 61
Press 8 for gold star sounds.
GUITARHEROBONES 2 months ago
0:31 correction she's MARRIED to peach
ChuggaSmoshFan 2 months ago
Lol wtf
Mocodan1232 2 months ago
by da waay
thatmarinedude575 2 months ago
@Deadlyhitman2- ur gay
DeadlyHitman2 2 months ago
This has forever changed the way I say "by the way" lulz :3
rangikulove 2 months ago 2
If she didn't even know him, than how did she know his name?
TheNintendokid12 2 months ago
teteteleteteteletetele and it only last a lil bit :'(
Parandar514 2 months ago 2
press '3' then '6' for "I just saved your life by something that goes on a salad" HA!
TheBoog 2 months ago
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1997 a girl called Lauren was walking through the forest and she dissapered no one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasn't pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. By the way the girl called Mary died shortly after.to be saved post this to 5 other videos. This is TRUE I'm posting this because I don't play with my life
jman3339 2 months ago
Where's the M on his hat?
ZacACoolDude 2 months ago
@ZacACoolDude Behind the copyright law, ya know :P
Parandar514 2 months ago
lmao "by da waay"
Xxceltics2009xX 2 months ago
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
KnucklesStorm42 2 months ago
im not askin you to sucka ma sick im asking for a kiss
phillies3334 2 months ago
i thought bowser captured her cause he loved her
2025FridaysForever 2 months ago
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2025FridaysForever 2 months ago
Hold '2' and sounds like an ogasm
ForkKingHell 2 months ago
Peach is a modern woman here: asks a lot, gives not a lot
martoboyo 2 months ago
damn it mario you are scary
dreamVN 2 months ago
lol i love this
missSoccer1000 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
thanks for showing me this marissa
bannanakindom 2 months ago
21 people got kidnapped by mushrooms.
yusgus96 2 months ago
ok fuck this, fuck it, hey dragon you can have her
toshiro10div 2 months ago
you got kidnap by something that goes on a salad :)) haha LOL
yahaMonster 2 months ago
so the dragon was just standing there, listening?
satan163 2 months ago
By DEH Way!!!!!! By DEH Way!!!!!!
ASDFJKl120113 2 months ago 2
"I don't even know you." Then how did she know his name was Mario at 0:10?
bbalchae 2 months ago
im not askin you to sucka ma dick lmao
WrestlerFan125 2 months ago
BOWSER DIDNT WANNA EAT HER HE CAN JUST EAT A GOOMBA OR A KOOPA TROOPA LOL
StanleyMids 2 months ago
Press 8 to be invincible.
TheOriginalZombieDoG 2 months ago
Should have just raped her. lol
395235 2 months ago
Dumb bitch.
395235 2 months ago
look at the lightsaber oh its just the like bar
crazyface109 2 months ago
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acw02 2 months ago
Jesus-a-Christ Ima not asking you to sucka my dick all i want is a kiss!
noobbush 2 months ago
i agree with mario on this one
Sirzz2381 2 months ago
And buy the waaaay and buuuuuy the waay
WHITEZICANx 3 months ago
Peach deserved to die. Dumb bitch.
Myrincreu 3 months ago 61
21 people got kidnapped by mushrooms.
LuckyLucario99 3 months ago
TATATALATLATLATLATTATATALATLATLATLAT
xPandaSwagger 3 months ago
And don't forget the Piranha Plants. They were really annoying.
Icarus1234567890 3 months ago
tata lat lat tata lat lat tata xD
NinjaSniper37 3 months ago
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acw02 3 months ago
BOWSER GOES ON A SALAD??!
Sporefan04 3 months ago 2
Hahahaha
joe123330 3 months ago
Now I feel like a loser because I was beaten by something that goes on a salad.
celza6198 3 months ago
Press 8 for star power!!! LOL!!
:)
whYLiE09 3 months ago
@whYLiE09 If you keep pressing 2 The princess has an orgasm
ViiCToRyScoPeZz 3 months ago
@ViiCToRyScoPeZz HAHAHA!!
whYLiE09 3 months ago
eat her damn it
sakuraniwashun 3 months ago
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How sex starts!!!
A smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever breaks the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 15 mins, your safe
PwnDealer 3 months ago
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acw02 3 months ago
season wad ep wad?
ken1626 3 months ago
Seth MacFarlane needs to do a Zelda one as well, because no matter how many times Link saved her, she would never put out.
Kojain 3 months ago
peach deserved that lol save u numerous times the least u can do is a kiss
xNightsAfterDreamsx 3 months ago
badewai,badewaaaai it was really hard.
burn19ballz 3 months ago
hit 9 and 8 repeatly
phoque122 3 months ago
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dont read this because it actually works! you will be kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tommorow will be the best day ever. however if you do not post this on 3 other videos you will die within 2 days. no you;ve already started reading this so dont stop.when your done posting this on 3 other videos then press F6 and your lover's name will appear in big lettrs :) this really works
valyn1972 3 months ago
lol
mbg1211 3 months ago
Press 9 if your in a "Fuck it" mood.
whYLiE09 3 months ago 39
turn up the volume, and spam 8
Johnnyblazedanketch 3 months ago
UGH DUMB BITCH SHOULD HAVE JUST KISSED HIM
hitherepeople99 3 months ago 4
1:08 And only help i got was every once in a while a gold star would appear up above me, and I would jump up and touch it, and it would go (tatatalatlatlatlat) lol!
RestInPeaceBruceLee 3 months ago
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RestInPeaceBruceLee 3 months ago
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RestInPeaceBruceLee 3 months ago
dadadadelededadadadadadelededed
Mrfgjgfhg 3 months ago 3
ok fuck it fuck this hey dragon you can have her!!!!
krusher6968 3 months ago
i don't get why she would just kiss him,GOSH!!!!! even in disney movies the guy and girl kiss...... and that's DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
lilactress51311 4 months ago
you got kidnapped by something that goes on a salad. How the fuck does that even happen?
flickchick29 4 months ago 44
@flickchick29 they got tired of her eating them
gritynity 2 months ago
Press 9 to fuck it
pillarockaHIM 4 months ago
if she know his name how does she not kno him
swish52621 4 months ago
This 1:33 was better than the entirety of the super mario bros. Movie.
SilverMcdowell1992 4 months ago
imagine this after kaizo mario.......
Kurachi84 4 months ago
LOL HAHAHA FUCK THAT BITCH SHE DESERVED IT!
fisherman174 4 months ago
hahahahahhahahha
TheJrockstar1 4 months ago
19 people got captured by something that goes on a salad.
shinyseven7 4 months ago 2
I think I like the censered version better.
sMCCarthyTV1 4 months ago
by the way!!! BY-THE-WAY!!!!
redhoodART 4 months ago
She is a B***h
francisjairam 4 months ago
And this is EXACTLY what happens to a girl when they refuse to kiss a guy.
steelnabeel 4 months ago 2
Not saying a sucka mah dicka!
Grantofglyn 4 months ago
Ok Ok Fuck this. Hey drrragon you can have her!
LOL
nikoos97 4 months ago
im not askin you to sucka my dick
blackhawk1515 4 months ago
@blackhawk1515 haahhahhaha yea
WildOnesUltimateHack 4 months ago
MMMMM i like peaches....
firewall1998 4 months ago
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DJZaXiade 4 months ago
i've never saw this until now, but this is pretty funny.
ChunkyBuiscuit 4 months ago
BY DE WAAAY, BY DEE WAAAAY
MegaTrafficCone 4 months ago
He kinda sounds like Stewie but Italian version.
VaughnWTF 4 months ago 3
@VaughnWTF thats cause the same guy does the voices..Seth Mcfarlane
navikb 4 months ago
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834113 4 months ago
bowser a dragon?? noo he's a turtle!!!
834113 4 months ago
daadddadaddaddadalalaladalalaldadadaddaldlalala
LDRAGOJK 4 months ago
ahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!
popizdelawewerica 4 months ago
uh by da way, by da way
wellstone1990 4 months ago
oky fuck this, fuck it! oyee dragon you can have her!
semn95 4 months ago
by da waayyy by da wayy
scottiemusic17 4 months ago
you dont leap over the mushrooms...
CHoboapple 4 months ago
I thought bowser was a turtle
niveababay 4 months ago 4
@niveababay what is he?
TheSillysally8 4 months ago
@TheSillysally8 i swear he's a turtle cuz dragons don't have shells like that
niveababay 4 months ago
@niveababay i know he's like the ultimate turtle lol
TheSillysally8 4 months ago
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bitch got what she deserved
DarkBazil 5 months ago
All Princess Peach Toadstool needed to do was kiss Mario on the cheek or give him a quick peck on the lips...Or even a tight hug and she would've lived but noooooooo,
she had to be the typical stuck up Princess!!!
TheFatBiowareNerd 5 months ago
Stole this from Robot Chicken's Link saves Zelda.
brok3nboy 5 months ago
@brok3nboy
..I don't think so...
Granted there are some similarities, but both are pretty different and funny in their own right. And besides how do that Seth Green didn't have a hand in making this?
YA-HA!!!
Trayxxxx 5 months ago
♫♫♫ dada, da, dada, darada, dada, da, dada, darada ♪♪♪ xD
rayyvnzla 5 months ago 2
by deh waay. by deh waaay
1995xDenise 5 months ago 82
@1995xDenise scratch that 19 people sucked marios dick
TheGarciaalex 3 months ago
@TheGarciaalex Scrath THAT.20
77norcross 3 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
icesaar 5 months ago
By da wayyyy
PsychoticRocker9600 5 months ago
okay fuck this, fuck it. dragon! u can have her.
*bowser appears* munch munch
SoulStepp 5 months ago
notice that there is no "M" on marios hat
Brendanbear1214 5 months ago
wat za f*** was that?!
Bowden57 5 months ago
hey dragon u can have her :D
Boomerang823 5 months ago
"OMG, Mario! You did it! I'm saved!"
"Now how bout that kiss?!"
"But I don't even know you O__o."
XD
MinhNguyen567 5 months ago
Dude peach is a bitch, this makes me not want to beat the game.
mdela10 5 months ago