Harry Hill's TV Burp - Eurovision UK Entry winner: Jade Ewen - Points Scores

[sgtreznov5]

So f*****g funny I could watch it a million times over and still spill my guts laughing

[Falconarc]

noooo! what was the highlight?! :D

[thefartydoctor]

That last hat suits him. He should wear it more often. haha

[TKManUTD1989]

1.france 2. denmark/norway/sweden 3.germany 4.israel and 5.netherlands.

[eyeofsauron1000]

@TKManUTD1989 I think 4 may just be some eastern european country (Moldova/Lativia/Ukraine/Khaza­kstan/Lithuania/Serbia e.t.c)

[IrishFriendsFan]

@ProperMuzik netherlands

[darrsie1]

ITS THE FUNNYIST

[triggerhappyhamish]

NON PLUNKIT!

[Ppppinkland]

These days whoever wins X Factor is guaranteed to have their song reach no. 1 at X-mas as it gets so much publicity so people who are actually good at music don't bother bringing out stuff as they know it won't get to no. 1.

[EaglesOfSaturn]

0:19 I think they went a bit over the top with the confetti?

[mrlegolouis]

Thumbs if you think Beatles would thrap every country in the world if the entered and if 2 weren't dead

[mrlegolouis]

0:27 france

0:35 norway?

0:42 germany

0:49 isreal?

1:08 holland

plz tell me if i got any wroung

lols!

thumbs so people will see it plz!

[Cherryz95367]

fucked ym self throught this!

[Batfink135]

press 7, 8 then 1,

its my nil pyuchen contest lol

[TheSatanshunter]

wait a minute... she was our entry?? WE'RE NEVER GONNA FUCKING WIN AGAIN!!!!

[clonard]

Ha! No wonder she was never heard of again after a performance like that!

[anonymousdeity]

@clonard Clearly, I mean who's ever heard of the Sugababes?!

[Pandaakins]

aww i wanted to see the tv highlight of the week at the end :L

harry hill's brilliant :')

[RossCawtonTV]

She Was The Best From The Last Generation! With the crying.....

[musicfan1323]

im sure this is racist but its hilarious!

[Halgo12345678910]

Thats song was so shit and up itself! "It's my time" No it fucking aint!

[Batfink135]

NAH ITS MY NAH NAH MAHH NAH

Nil point

[LemonMeringuePie444]

i see her sugababes career lasted long -_- not

[nalod23]

press 1 then 6

[KingLofiOne]

@nalod23 "...Contest" *stare*

If you want to see what I have to say about that, press 5.

[telaveeve]

genius, pure genuis

[KingLofiOne]

@JLBZombie *cough* Jew *cough* Amish are americans, they don't make sense in something called the EUROvision Song Contest.

[joesoap81]

@KingLofiOne

Why where abouts in Europe is Israel?

[KingLofiOne]

@joesoap81 Good point. But the guy still isn't an amish. You can see that by his peyes.

[Films4You]

Litter Louts. LOL

[Bowtiesarecoolno12]

no points

[WenchesandMead]

what song is it that she is singing?

[thePRINTERisOUTofINK]

@WenchesandMead "i cant sing"

[MasamuneDate87]

YES but what would it take for us to win ANYWAY? i dont think it matters lol. harry hill has it right, he knows it, HE KNOWS IT!

[britcrit09]

I love his face at 0:28!

[britcrit09]

Harry Hill should go on Eurovision. He genuinely has a lovely voice!

[Rachiejane1]

@crazyboyxx So the music we see from the Europeans is them taking it seriously...? Really? I'd hate to see what it would be like if they didn't take it seriously, not that we can talk!

[AChrisVProduction]

That man is a legend

[TheSprinkles1999]

britain won eurovision??

[Rachiejane1]

@TheSprinkles1999 Course we didn't it's all fake and all the mainland European countries vote for their 'friends'. Have no idea why we still do it anymore...oh well, it's a laugh! Some of the European songs are HORRIFIC though - children could do better!

[TheSprinkles1999]

@Rachiejane1 lol yeeah

[halo3star0wnag]

holland ftw

[Alzerak]

cant wait till the next season

and more of knitted-harry and maybe even peter the duck

[blobby1972]

THATS HER TIME NOW YEA UNFORTUNATLY IT WAS THE ONLY TIME.

[mackydful]

eurovision= load of shit that has bean redigested 5 times 3 times burned into ashes and puked up and then made into paperplates which people think thay can wash them!!!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

i think harry hill should represent us for eurovision next year :D

[MrFryhead957]

the last one was MEGA funny

[chrisvince093]

how can you dislike this apart from her singing

[Crofaino]

NULL DEUTSCHE!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

@Crofaino

nul troyket

[dagga70]

nul punten!

[MrAndrewjs]

LOOL!! very funny but he just stolen straight from Spike Milligan..

[louiecostello]

@MrAndrewjs even if spike's maybe not getting full credit, at least his incredible comedy is living on and not fading away. though he should be more recognised than he is

[mistermister77]

Nul Plunket!

[Thewomenshocker]

That Was HILARIOUS!!!

[CazLovesTokioHotel]

I wonder how we'll do tonight..

[Hadouken471]

whats the amish one meant to be :L

[kanenkitten]

@Hadouken471: I think it's Israel

[Curl9x]

HAHAHA Holland would definitely give much more than "nul punten" :P. Just for the fact we're even worse than that xD.. But Harry is hysterical!!

[doodledudemega]

Dabilahroninja we know!! That was the whole point!!! Its wot made funny!!!

[DabilahroNinja]

He was too slow with the fourth one :D

[Vault101Reject]

stereotypes are awesome XD

((no,i'm not being sarcastic. this is hilarious))

[Alzerak]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[JayRicci7891]

"Nil point!" looool

[hiddenbutdeadly]

ah this was on this weekend :D

[Stablegirl1000]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

[JennylovesMJ]

lol

[Gellis2009]

lol. I think a nail got hit on the head their

[Nickomfacc]

stop crying

[rocker26a]

Funny! xD

I can't resist.... 100th Comment! x]

[cobja93]

its my time was the name of the song

[MrFootball365]

@cobja93 thanks

[MrPurpleguitar]

H.Hs tv burp tomorrow cant wait :D

[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

Hey John and Edward are the most interesting thing on that show If it wasnt for them it wouldnt really be worth watching and besides Lloyd Daniels is just as bad a singer

[COD9280SAM]

well it is a singing competition though, so they shouldnt win,look what happened last week. though they are entertaining but they cant sing. and yea lloyd is hopeless

[twilightxmidna]

at least its over now XD

[MrJak925]

if John and Edward can make it to the finals, then you might as well have everyone go through the final cos nearly anybody can sing like that. o-o

[twilightxmidna]

lol

[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

Im sooooooo pleased he is back o tv =D

[namy5rocks]

go home coz harry hill is funny

[birdtomahawk]

how come so many people are commenting on eurovision and almost no-one on harry hill's brilliance?!

[BODYGCB]

Dunno

Maybe Harry should enter the eurovision song contest...

[blobby1972]

@birdtomahawk NEW SERIES THIS SATADAY YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE .



[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

i think the winner of the x factor should represent britain in the eurovision song contest

[hiddenbutdeadly]

what was wrong with scooch?.....oh wait EVERYTHING!!!!!

[SteRDLK]

Yeah, then they would do worse than Scooch did.

[tr1ckydr1v3r]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 Not if it's those fuckin twins though. You can see how angry Simon and the other judges are that they are STILL in the running.

[jonnyfostermusic]

Simon is pleased the twins are in the show, it's more publicity for the show so he makes a fortune off it. He just says they are crap so that people vote for them so he gets more money!

[MrBb100000]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 Why ?

[MIZZPINEAPPLE67]

@MrBb100000 Why not? It would be an interesting prize and if they were good enough to win x factor they should be good enough to represent their country in Europe.

[MrBb100000]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 because X factor is and always will be for talentless young gits who can't be arsed to try it themselves so they have to beg a group consisting of a record producer, a chav and two singers manufactured by greedy bastards.But that's just my opinion,it's probably wrong but i'm entitled to it

[MrBb100000]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 i'm very passionate about it too.

[jarvinator100]

@MIZZPINEAPPLE67 why everyone on x factor is shit

[logom0]

its the eurovision song contest, which means that countries outside europe can take part...WTF? lol

[zefrongurl4567]

jade did reli well in the contest ctally,

tho i found the sogn we sing was kinda full of oyrselfs all its pur time, i dunno maybe just my opion:-)

shes joininhg the sugababes now tho.

[ntranced257]

No, dont make fun of jade. i thought this was hi-larious but i still like jade and thought she tried her best on the eurovision song contest.

[HipHopCypher]

Nil plonket!

xD

[MickeyLove01]

best looking singing horse I ever saw

[Mangoyle]

my dad does this hilarious impression  of her singing

[WizardWithWords1]

hehe-Jade did well though

[billiepiperroxmysox]

Rofl! Forgets the 0 card "I just make it up!"

[Zederation]

so fuckin funny lol i love yr show

[candyabac]

lol we should all take the piss out of jade more often!

[cpfc42]

looool

[camblunt100]

Ha, at least she got the UK into fifth place.

[dim432]

0:50 lol lol fogot the 0 card

[xweetokfairy]

thats a bit harsh

[lamborghini4lyf]

but true

[camblunt100]

Very funny. I think it would have been funnier still if he's ended with Ireland giving 12 points because they're the only ones who probably will.

[snabadaba]

I was laughing so much at 0:28, 0:36, 0:43, 0:50 and 1:09 !!!!

[MarkB1ngham]

What tune did Lord Webber plagiarize this time? hmmmm? 'One Moment in Time' Gloria Estafan?

[keeshond8]

It would have been far funnier if he'd shown 12 points for The UK at the end of this sketch - but then anything smacking of subtlety always seems to escape Dr. Hill. "You get the point" shows us how lazy and repetitive this is.

[Honilia]

I know, so repetitive he keeps winning Baftas!

Harry Hill is amazing!

[chuffnobbler]

Nul Plunkit!

Well done Harry. Brilliant as ever.

[123enigma456]

totally killed myself laughing at 0:36, 0:42, 0:56 and 1:08

[constantmotion93]

0:42 made me kill myself laughing

[JoshW272727]

he should have finished it off with Ireland giving us a 10 cos their the only country that do lol

[willkill08]

ireland actually did as well lol

[DannyJonesLover123]

what do you mean ireland?? they wern't it in were they?

[willkill08]

Yea Ireland voted, didn't quality to the finals though.

[missfrizz101]

i loved that episode!

[sgtgorillaz]

What country was 0:50 supposed to be??

LOL!

[MaxxPower101]

Israel

[sgtgorillaz]

cheers

[Aunodo]

LOL

[bartsimpson0123]

0:36 made me cry with laughter!

[JoeyDPro2009]

@bartsimpson0123 NUL PLUNKITT

[mealsonwheels111]

tehe but i wanted to see the tv highlight of the week

[spkligh]

wat, what was the tv highlight of the week?

[skatingaddict123]

lmfao - 'nil poire' ? doesn't that mean no pears ?:L

[anonboi2]

dumbass, he said "nil point" meaning 0 points...

[skatingaddict123]

o...

lmao :L

now i feel stupid :L

[roryt8]

it would of been even funnier if a british one came up and said " zero" LOL

[TheMessiah79]

True, but we can't vote for ourselves!!! lol

[skatingaddict123]

lmao

[sithcub]

0:27

0:36

0:43

0:50

1:09

LOL!

[Chorlton74]

nil plusen funny as.........

[Pinkcat154]

0:36 always makes me laugh so much XD

[Fidget1994]

It's so true, the is no point to eurovision what so ever it's not about singing its just about voting for all the countries next to each other. That's why Ukraine or russia are always near the top

[Baden98]

Absolutely and I'm willing to bet they'll vote for Russia again in case they turn the power off!

[MacKJProductions]

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it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[oyskijew]

omg so funny

[sugarbabe37]

nul plonkit!

luv it lol

[JKYudunknow2k8]

hahahahaha hes hilarioussssss :P

[GoldmansNephew]

XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

"Nul Points!"

"Nul Plonkit!"

"Nul Doituck!"

"Elfis Mekidot!"

[bigjamesbondfan]

Hilarious!!!

[powerpuffgirlssk]

lol he misses his cue at one point

[Baden98]

But it makes that bit even funnier :)

[fyrmace888]

i couldnt stop laughting and i literaly wet myself lol

[fyrmace888]

we will loose because of ireland being offensive to F.Y.R Macedonia!

[GerryDisthename]

Huh? What has Ireland to do with anything?

I love this skit though.

[Mightyone77]

Nue Plonk

Gotta love it XD

[Bulbaboi4444]

LMAO gr8 vid ^^ but we still will win...... well as long as she doesn't sing like that on the night anyway LOL

[kanenkitten]

he foretelling whats going to happen at Eurovision.

The fact the former commies always vote for each other and they won't care if Lord Lloyd-Webber wrote it

[SBOWsteffan]

ROFLMAO absolutely hilarious

[usaregreat]

love harry hill

[bigjamesbondfan]

Extreamly funny!!!

[THEYGOTMETOO]

ROFL!

[ickyickyptang]

Hilarious! Couldn't stop laughing!!!

[Emprorer8]

This was hilarious

[SuperGT83]

hilarious! Do you have the rest of this episode??!! Please upload