Added: 8 months ago
From: pyschadelicsnake
Views: 16,682
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (399)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • poor Sam 😰

  • You saved his ass...Uhh...That didnt come out right

  • gun, mouth, now....

    i dont think i will ever forget this story for the rest of my life. seriously. ಠ_ಠ

    snake is a hero for all kids to look up to :D

  • UR A FING HEROE

  • @thinkthelink lol y? were you the friend?

  • can i die now plz

  • U'r a good friend, snake. no doubt bout it XD

  • i bet he shoot him self in the head when he went inside

  • "bitch its my turn"

    I don't even care if this is made up or not, this is some funny shit

  • Comment removed

  • Snake u r a very good friend :)

  • 7:41 lmfao

  • its like suspense......suspense......su­spense.....................3:5­7 I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!!!

    ps snake your a fuckin awesome friend to have done this for "sam" 8D

  • God, what an adventure snake. Shit I gata go to england some time.

  • When he said with her dick in my friend I had a fuckin heart attack

  • I just realized what your computer background is! :D

    Its Catherine from the game Catherine! :D

  • I wanna give Snake a fucking hug. Nah he deserves a million hugs from all of us

  • snake you are an awesome friend. you probley changed his life that day

  • Im scarred....for fucking life.....My god.....im going to commit suicide now

  • Snake is a hero!!

  • You're a FUCKING HERO man. I would be so glad to be your friend if I were that dude man (although I hope thay will never happen)

  • That almost made me cry with fear man.

  • Didn't expect this shit man. This really scared me.

  • Damn, someone has to make a movie of your life snake...

  • my friend watched this and said that the strippeer was probably saying dat ass you know i want that ass i didnt say my friend did

  • ........... I got a fucking nightmare DX

  • you should be a stand up comic

  • this story was really sad thats y you should have had a gun

  • That scared me for life just hearing about it :c

  • holy shit lol

  • well snake its good to have an interestin life cuase you hardly ever get bored

  • maybe i should move to england and have englsh babie's :S

  • Shit... that's some fucked up... well, shit. I'm glad you gave him your number, imagine what would have happened if you didn't... god. Maybe you should talk to him again sometime?

  • Comment removed

  • Did you or 'Sam' go to the police about this? Getting raped by a tranny... that shit's not nice. Makes my dick hurt just thinking about it.

  • lol

  • so is it luke?

  • hope there's more story time's XD i feel so much closer after this too XD

  • Altaïr has eagle vision- Snake has the "SHIT GOIN' DOWN IF YOU DO THAT" vision.

  • wow. you have so much more fun than i do. (n-not that suprise buttsecks is fun. at all.) you get to drink earlier, get your liscences earlier, not to mention that my parents wouldn't let me out after dark. and i'm going on seventeen. it's pathetic, really. also, there's not many fun things to do where i live except getting high and having sex, neither of which i really plan on doing. so now i'm a youtube addict, and it suits me just fine. thanks for keeping me entertained. =]

  • @spazzypurplecat must live in ohio...

  • @radroach44 lol naw, but close enough.

  • Is there any such thing as normal with someone's life?

  • This story reminds me of a certain scene in Persona 3.

  • i knew she would have a dick

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • o-o wow. That was fucked up man. Pure Sam must be scarred for life D':

  • That counts as rape :|

  • Nigga how do u not like doritos? -_-

  • There are no words...I'm speechless

  • 0_0 you tell way better stories than my grandpa

  • I'm sorry to hear that happened though! Virtual hug!!

  • I knew it! Bitch got a penis!!!

  • Was that better or worse than the bike chain story? I really don't know.

  • Drives home with a boxer and shirt. Like a boss.

  • SNAKE! play nightmare house 2 first time walkthrough! its a mod for half life 2 episode 2! you gonna love it to dead! literally scared to dead XD

    thumbs up so he can see!

  • YES SNAKE PLEASE MAKE A VLOG CHANNEL!

  • This is why I'm freaked out by male tranvestites.

  • were is the persona 3 vids i swear im gonna choke a baby in a minute here snake unless you hate babys make more vids please fine i wont choke the baby but ill take a crap in my garage no wait ill attract animals ummm ill take a nap yea make more vids or ill take a nap and wait up fresh and comfertable

  • I love story time.

  • Where are new persona 3 vids????

  • sooooo you never got your jeans back???

  • Amazing storyteller skills! COOL STORY BRO!

  • Made me laugh so much X)

  • Man, no matter what people say and no matter how much you scream when you play a horror game, you are seriously one of the bravest people I've ever seen. I know people that would seriously not have went in there or would have called the cops and waited in the car. You're not only really brave but a good friend, especially for giving him your damn pants. But yeah, those "my life'll never be normal" moments are something else, huh?

  • That wasn't really a funny story (Not that it has to be to be a good story, you're a great storyteller) it sounds awful O.o' hope the dude is alright

  • Jeez wiz.... that's one messed up story, but for some strange reason it was interesting O.0......but Snake your a hero man!

    Lol... a Shemale! I hate to find one of those jumping out of a package from the postman!

  • Comment removed

  • The whole time listening to this story I'm like the stripper is a dude and it turns out that I'm right. I have to say never heard a story as interesting as yours.

  • and i just watched the hangover part 2

  • Sounds like resident e

  • Snake I just have to say... Your a fucking HERO!!! Your so amazing doing what you did.

  • That's probably the sickest and funniest thing I've ever heard LOL but from the sort of person I am, if we'd got back in the car I'd of started laughing lol

  • D: This story shocked me, Lee. Wow... I mean... Wow... I wonder if he needed a psychotherapy after this. I mean... he was raped by a man or "shemale" like you said. That's some awful shit... You're a really kind person, Lee. You helped him and you were able to think realistic about the situation and you gave him capabilities what he could say to his parents. Really, really indulgent, Lee. :)

    Best wishes from a German Fan. :3

  • i sure wouldent wanna be him hufff-huff (shocked from all the shit iv herd from 3:49 huff OMF..BLAAAAAAH

  • snake thhe booty saver you should get your own tv show like a cop or something ( today on the booty saver the black alphamale rapes a random child in line to the bathroom DUH DUH DUHHHHH ?!??) id watch it

  • Least you still had your boxers and shirt XD. I don't think I've had an experience as crazy as that but I've come very close.

  • u know, deep in my mid, i knew the stripper had a dick..... i'm a go cover my ass

  • OMG, Snake. You're such a good friend. If you ever see "Sam" again, he should give a big ol' BFF trophy to you and freakin' parade around town, telling how great you are!

  • Snake u are a fucking hero man, and i really believe u have some crazy powers, when u see the stripper u now something wasn't right, u should thrust your instint the next time, u are great man and i bet that ur friend will always remember u like the friend that save his ass....literally

  • my face when I realized that she was a he: 0-0 holy shit.....

    Lee is the savour 0-0 poor guy though X(

  • I would fucking KILL for a friend like you! I hope 'Sam' is okay now though...that was some rough shit to go through....

    And I got such a mental image of you busting into that house like a fucking VIGILANTE! Just busting through that shit, guns blazing, there to save the day. :D You're awesome Snake...You. Are. Awesome.

  • ur a hero =)

  • remove the download thingy i wanna see some tits lol

  • I feel sorry for your friend.....hope he is well

    

  • that had to have scarred you and your friend. if i were u i would have pimp slapped that bitch

  • Hangover 3 story right here

  • oh shit snake be usein his cqc on the the dick bitch nice moves man.. fucked up story though

  • I feel bad for your friend snake :(..... But you are the bestest friend anyone in in the world could have ..... Breaking in that house took balls dude

  • I love hearing about snakes life :) -3..... but that story was some fucked up shit :o..... (btw I knew the stripper had a penis)

  • Snake should make more videos like these. I love hearing about snake's life!

  • sam=lee trololololollolollolololololol­olol

  • i had a feeling she was going to be like a murderer......but i guessed wrong IT WAS WORSE.......but i feel sorry for you guys. that shit is just....no words can describe how disturbing and scary that is

  • Dude....I still think it's badass that you had enough courage to even pull the dude off him and fight him to the floor. that takes courage man....

    sooo.......none of that ever came back to see you again??? well I guess if you never saw the dude again....

    Snake is my hero now. for real. he saves the day. ^^

  • damn that really sucks o -o im sorry but i giggled a bit xD it was just kinda funny but it also rly sucks = w= hope your friends doing ok XD

  • Whaa? D: Poor guyy

  • I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS BEING A HE SHE!!!!!

  • dude i feel like crap just hearing that but i dont even knoww hat to say but hope your friends alright

  • ... you are probably the best friend anyone could have snake

  • wait so ur life is saving ur friends from gettin butt fuc*ed by a stripper u hired

  • I feel scarred and i wasent even there....although this story is kinda....fapfapfapfapfapfapfap­.

  • .. WTF? is justin bierber gay or sumthing

  • @mariotttttttt yes but what does that have to do with anything.

  • @thparticus hes on the suggetions everyware so i think he likes too get buttfucked >.<..

  • @mariotttttttt holy crap he's everywhere!

  • @thparticus see?

  • Oh my god.. I hope he has no trauma.. Well, probably he has, it's the worst thing that can happen to you. Kind of you to save him, Snake. That's why we love you, you're just so fucking kind! <3

  • Dude that was fucked up.. I feel sorry for ya, and especially for your friend... Good thing you gave him your number, man! You have the instincts!

  • Whats with all the beiber in the suggestion videos!!! anywasys nice story snake poor guy D:

  • @niley4eva2007 Well, it is a story about a guy getting dicked in the ass, so Justin Bieber seems relevant.

  • @AlexLong1000 u have a good point hmmm

  • ummmm... thats all i gotta say snake.... is ummmm....

    btw i fuckin coverd my mouth and clentched my ass checks when you said you saw him getting fucked in the bunghole

  • D8  That's some messed up shit, man, I feel so sorry for your friend and you

  • LIFE in the day of Snake. omg dude that shit was crazy!

  • Comment removed

  • Snake, not laughing at the story, but when you laughed, it made me laugh. Glad you both got out of there safely

  • Snake, you sound like an awesome friend for doin that shit w/o givin away personal shit and makin fun of him for what had happened. The shemale freaky ass bitch hoe you pwnd like a boss.

  • Snake should make a vlogging channel...

  • I was kinda expecting her to be a she-male, but damn, not like that XD

  • Snake seriously dude ur a good friend man

  • why is rick roll'd in the suggestion side bar?? i still think this is real....

  • God bless your soul Snake. You truly are a good friend, and a kind heart.

    All your friends are so lucky to have you as their friend.

  • I knew it. awesome story snake for u i mean not so much 4 the other dude

  • not gonna say it didn't happen, but that is some far out shit

  • I honestly feel scarred too, and I didn't even witness it... Snake probably feels 100 times worse, and as for that guy... I feel so bad for him... He probably feels 1,000 times worse!

  • did he atleast say ty or Thank You Lee My ass Is alil Num But i owe u MAH ASS

    -Limps Away-

  • Snake I agree with Zeghart what you did for your friend, man you are just a really sweet guy to do that. Again an angel , you are an angel and that fact that you are so open about it too without giving out real names, but keeping the content, you are a wonderful storytelller, a fantastic friend, and I am so happy that you are so open with us. Thak you Lee! : )

  • More stories snake more.... please

  • I nearly cried at this story x_x

  • ...snake.. You are THE shit! You're fucking awesome for saving your friend! You freaking rock!!! -:)

  • My respect to you = 9000 times more than original respect...It's at infinite by now!

  • wow snake im so like....wow dude ur a badass mother fucker u saved ur friend from getting...well while he was getting dicked man thats why i dont trust strippers and in live in fuck las vegas my dude.

  • O____O WTF?? snake ur da man you did save ur friend and kicked the shit out of that bitch and you are the greatest friend ever!

  • That was the beat story ever you are the best

  • Snake is the best

  • im at a loss for words with ths story hell it took me a day to comment on this video but all i can think of is congrats Lee for being a badass hero

  • mu respect has gone even higher for you. you are a really good person snake.

  • aah Snake is a true hero :3 and he once again saved the day!

    seriously Snake, you are the best youtuber i know who cares about other people.

  • haha, man you sound like the type of guy I was friends with at that age. There was a long period of just doing nothing crazy and then just one of those crazy nights when someone calls you up at 3 am and you know the shyt done hit the fan. Maybe not stripper penis bad but still wrongness all around you.

    luv ya snake, you sure are entertaining!

  • WTF!!!!! O_o

  • That's crazy! And scary... Life lesson: don't go home with anyone you don't know... And I changed my mind... I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN ENGLAND ANYMORE!

  • Lee, I agree with @Spinningpumpkin12 you are a fucking hero <33 You're the best.

  • Wow, this really is mind scarring. :)

    You literally saved his ass from the man's worst nightmare, yet you haven't seen him ever since?

  • ...... should i feel bad that i laughed at that?..... sorry.

  • Snake i wish i could have a friend like u ;[

  • Snake your amazing~! lol I'm sorry but I was laughing the whole time just from the way you were describing everything XD "crazy night huh?" LOL 

  • Damn i've witnessed some pretty fucked up shit in my time also man kinda makes you wonder to what exatly this world is coming to?

  • O Mah Gawd Wat Teh Fuck? I.... I can't even comprehend that.... If I were in that predicament...... I..... Just..... Wow..... Lee, just, wow. I wish you were here right now. I have people threatening to kick my ass..... but, you are a true hero...... jesus..... that hurt my brain....

  • DUDE. Ok I wasn't expecting that amount of fucked-up-ness but I WAS expecting you to break in to that bitches house and save 'Sam'.

    And you did :D

    You should be awarded a medal for saving some guy from a horny he/she. xD

  • why you never talk to him since then?

  • what a nice story to hear before i head to bed... lol ill never trust another stripper again thanks snake

  • DAMMIT, I thought she was a serial killer. But I'm really sorry about "Sam" bro, must have been a horrible experience.

  • If you look up "friend" in the dictionary, you will find a picture of Snake.

  • Now that's a true friend.

  • Dude, you are a fucking amazing guy. You didn't know what the fuck was happening in that bedroom. She could have been chopping him into little pieces. But nonetheless, you go in there ready to kick some ass. You saved a guy from bro-rape. You are a hero man.

  • This story... is FUCKED UP man. But Lee, you're a hero and an awesome friend for what you did to help your friend.

  • if that ever happens to my freind i will drop a he/she with one punch or beat the the bitch to death

  • mrfunny434 i have seen i just blocked those images out of my head for reasons i can not explain uhhhh the monkeys

  • Snake is a fucking hero of life

  • @SimonsHappyToxicCake How the FUCK can you not believe this story. You must be new here because snake's subscribers know that he is the most truth worthy guy ever and he would not lie about something like this.

  • @IISmiteII I have been with snake sins pokemon yellow man okay I got my youtube channel because I live his videos okay you seem to be the new one that one time he told a story and for some reason every body thought it

    was real and it was int okay > >  __

  • @SimonsHappyToxicCake Join date : April 3rd, 2011. Yeah of course you have. GTFO sped troll.

  • You sir deserve a doctor "Doctor"

  • man i remember this D:

  • @Sfisher806 mmm this sounds kind of familiar for me too :/

  • VISUAL BOY ADVANCE!! (CATCH MEWTWO) I WANNA BE THE GUY!!(FINISH THE GAME)

  • That's our Snake! He doesn't give a fuck! He doesn't give a fuck! He got a 9 millimeter! :D

  • What's his wallpaper?

  • snake ive said you were badass in the past but this MAKES YOU THE SHIT dude you saved your friend from a shemale and covered it up every time i watch your videos ill see you as a new man a real badass ill give you a doctor from now on

  • poor guy, i really hope something good happens to him