Runescape's Ultimate 1-99 Cooking Guide (Commentary) by NightmareRH

[Sk8terman345]

How do I get to the asshole? Lol

[colter465]

i suke



[41gabe]

wtf? why would u cook shrimp

[MegaSporting1906]

It's Nightmarerh, ofc its a joke :D

[coolswager]

dude this is fake i tried this method on a lvl 3 and i only got 98! lol JK

[Gozzmanator]

good impression



[johngingerkidz]

shrimp?

[nicolasriq]

I think theres more than one "asshole" in this vid

[rawkhopper]

This guide is alright guys, stop giving him crap :P but it's a bit out of date. :) check out my version for all the current prices and best methods to achieve 99 cooking.

[XxJamesXD]

how did he get into machinma?

[runeman991]

My grandson got me my 99. i watched from my grave Derp

[MrMarkodevil]

i lost 15m on the ass hole well merching im never gonna get bandos lol

[Idefiyou]

I just got trolled :(

[MrLauri123]

:D ok

[hehetehetehe]

Gay cunt!!!!

[evilmagster]

ok tha's not what the real nightmarerh would say...i think he got pay'd too much

[mrStylahhh]

awesome:):) lets go to the assholeahaha

[luckiebukie]

This dude Is mental.

[ACscape123]

759 merchants got sad because he called the ge an asshole

[TheASA98]

your crazy

[TheTriopes]

@PlazzmaaZ Dont coppy the top comment, retard.

[Nickuncle]

Totally works! Only took me 10,000 hours of playtime! I'm now 75 cooking! Now to get 99....

[reewed]

What robes is he wearing and requirements??

[fluffykickflipper]

is this a joke?

[dib327]

@fluffykickflipper no shit u idiot...

[fluffykickflipper]

@dib327 Were u having a bad day :(

[dib327]

@fluffykickflipper no ur just a dumbass

[fluffykickflipper]

@dib327 hahaha grow up.

[Riprappotato]

My character weighs 6000 pounds...can i sue jagex?

[AllanDasKiller]

This worked for me! Omg!!!!! Got 99 in 1 year and 2 months!!! @@@@

[invaderkyle10]

@AllanDasKiller WOW rlly? lol i did lobsters and got mine in 6 days

[TheJacob1131]

Or yuo could use a very helpful and convenient cooking range :)

[Trihky]

lol asshole

[XStormHail]

it also shits out money

[MrFatPotato]

Holy shit guys calm down, its nightmarerh, hes joking around

[jesus4lyfe06]

i think this dude is retarded ill be 100 years old getting 99 cook wit shrimps -.-

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[PureLich1234]

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[knightlingpker]

what the fuck you fucking retarted shit do you know how much people watched this you fucking ass wipe

[creamybass]

hahaha all these fags obviously don't know nightmarerh

[lanzcline710]

LOLz

[hugehead165]

You must be very retarded

[Imonaboat64]

lies. shrimp give you 30 xp for cooking so u need like 400000 shrimp :D

[Legovil]

@dragonangel6 NWEB! I'm 99

[appa828]

u re just to poor to make a good vid u have much money cause your skilling like a noob noobish piece of sht

[TheEminem3003]

@appa828 lol he's got a 3b bank... :P

[ProjectRebellious]

@appa828 You're a fucking retard. If you're going to insult someone, you should take the time to spell correctly 'cause now you look like a jack ass, and a moron.

[ACscape123]

@appa828 stfu! obviously he is joking, but your to dumb to realise this.

[appa828]

u suck sucker noob stop vidding gamplay

[songsers]

lol i got 99 through shrimp! lawl!!!!!!!!!

[davidm1198]

i got a question:

how do you get 99 cooking

[runescaper121]

GF old ge

[moolaslam11]

This is a joke to ppl who cant take a joke

[EAsports1997]

1,000 people went to the "asshole" and typed in 1M shrimp then thought this might be a bad idea

[songokukingdomhearts]

it takes 400k shrimp to get 99 cooking, which is only worth 800k coins... :P

[TheDoggylover99]

lol we will go to the asshole

[AR351D3NT4]

is this what u did?

[Operata44]

I bought 1M raw shrimp :'(

[NightFoxed]

i followed this guide all the way to 99 :)

[OGsuriranger1GO]

LOOL shrimps eat more XP

[treeclimber21]

bhahahahhahahahahahaha that was funny as hell!!@#$!

[pkbegginer]

730 people thought that shrimps were the only cookable fish till 99

[puresoul3rxx]

This guide was funny but bad XD

[Xxliverpoolkid2169xX]

lets shop at the asshole :)

[Xxliverpoolkid2169xX]

lets shop at the asshole

[imRepinTaylorGang]

I love you, so much.

[yu00889]

SO HELPFUL!!!! I bought 1 million shrimp, cooked it all, got like lvl2 cooking and ate them all for extra exp... YUM

[RaklahTheRanger]

I could fucking kill this guy!!! A guy with ultra ADHD could make a better guide!!!

[deathkill989]

726 need guns so do i to kill this guy

[MrOnlineBug]

724 people actually bought 1 million raw shrimp from the asshole

[badnasu]

HAHHAHA FUNNY ^^

[H4cKzhUnt3R]

thanks nightmare now im level 2 cooking

[dragonangel6]

@H4cKzhUnt3R NEWB! I'm 4.

[charizardoreo]

@H4cKzhUnt3R omfg gratz!!!!!!

[NightmareRHOwns]

0:01

[MrShmukz]

its funny because its humorous, and it is right. he says "guide to 99 cooking" not "fastest guide to 99 cooking" so stop disliking :P

[Johnnyy151]

douchebag... it took me 2 million shrimp...

[thedevster1]

that was retarted

[Sl3G3WAR]

Actually you can get 99 cooling like that because you 30 mil exp

[connerskate]

lol



[jaytheBEAST1000]

i really doubt he cooked 500k shrimp for99 cooking

[masrawy12311]

lloooollllll

[theskycrane]

i just finished getting 99 cooking this way. and the eating the shrimp dont give u extra xp... just saying

[TehDrunkMunky]

CHUPA CHUPA CHUPA? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOOBA HOOBA HOOBA

[empadae]

714 people can't afford 1 billion shrimps.

[Knightstalker45]

i  never get tired of nightmare!

[RianTalks]

@Knightstalker45 i do all the time. rofl

[VautourProductions]

I only could afford 7,000 shrimps but so far i'm level 13 cooking! Thanks so much!!!

:trollface:

[jaytheBEAST1000]

i doubt you cooked shrimp all the way to 99

[supercircaman]

lol u need only 434482 shrimps to 99 cooking!

[jaytheBEAST1000]

@supercircaman i know that and thats under 1Mil but would take 4ever

[DanDude2905]

WOAH!!! For god's sake calm down!!!

[SMACKIN925]

i love rh but this was a horrible guide haha

[Leviathan4141]

ahahahahhaha you play evilscape v3 lol you're on my friends list

[DestroyerDmc]

This guy sucks

[bleach1234567891000]

this is not a guide

[lolsuperman2009]

Wow, great guide! Helped me to 99! Thanks to Nightmarerh im a master of cooking!

God Bless You

[DrUrbanTurban]

thanks for the guide just finished this, got the emote thanks!!!! <33

[thejordan25]

Thumbs Up If This Got You 99 Cooking(:

[ChiengBang]

That's probably what everyone's done for 99 Cooking

[tylercurrier66]

ur fucking voice is annoying

[skullmon999]

701 hippy rangers disliked this video because nightmarerh fleched all there bows

[statgames]

check out my cooking guide! its a bit more serious than this one! /watch?v=x_k9eppJ0Dw

[wolf9733]

if some body dont like nightmarerh so he is an ass hole cuze he is the best player on runescape

[dragonslayer633]

omfg! tht was the best coooking guide ever! shrimp taste amazing so im gunna cook 10m and eat 10m then shit 2

[xGENxWall]

i typed in hooba hooba shrimp and nothing came uup :'(

[MrDapineda]

haha wow



[MaGiCpEnGu1n]

Everytime i see a guide that is by nightmarerh i know he isn't going to be serious -.-

[erkkazz11]

695 people did cooking 1-99 with shirmps

[BarrageYoMinecraft]

Boobs lul

[xKMHxI2EAP3Rx]

Hahahaha!!! I love this guy! XD

[NoNPred1ctable]

1-10 maybe cook shrimp then if you cook shrimp for any reason after 10 cooking you are a dumb asshole that should or is infested with AIDS

[evildawn5]

best 1-99 cooking guide is called a bot

[ckj456]

dont forget to shove the shrimps back into the asshole after you finish cooking them for some money back!!! PS pretend its your gay lover

[edyboy1231]

fuk this ur too slow, wasting my time

[ANGELM0NKEY]

@sevile lol that sounds about right

[statgames]

check out this cooking guide i made! /watch?v=x_k9eppJ0Dw

[fetmabebis]

/watch?v=ud0W6guhj8k

Oh you, skillers

[sevile1]

685 merchants got upset when he called the ge "ass hole"

[thetreeshaveads]

@sevile1 asshole is actualy spelt as one whole word.. or one whole asshole

[XBOXgamerNZ]

/watch?v=a7-Lan58bsU

Different guide

[P0W3R1923]

i <3 ur pk vids! :)))))

[runescapegeje]

white phat giveaway! /watch?v=KjXCw6l3nU8&lc

[limyyja]

fuck u

[mfcj1]

LOL to get fatter on runescape, 2:33

[mikey123italia]

only 200,00 shrimp left :D?

[Gam3sStop]

i am lvl 97 cooking =(

[MrBorderlands1]

i walked to the asshole and all i saw was a big hole and 2 giant half-boobs and hair, i did not get to buy shrips but i got a big hole in my fase with crushed strawberry out of it

[slapper5101]

i can hear this 1 billion times and ill still laugh lol

[RsElmu]

I heard that if u are female in runescape, u get TWICE xp !

[BorderSkt99]

If anyone actually ate all 1m of their shrimps for exp. then...loll.

[tobimaster7]

not funny..

[1Atheous]

what a twat.

[itachiuchiha369619]

this guy is so fucking stupid... grow the fuck up loser

[jamescoots15]

@itachiuchiha369619 lmfao kid, this guy has staked 500M check out his other vids.......... n calm down its OK.

[runescape2215]

LOL great guide man

[fonespk]

do shrimp till 20 then trout till 99 ;)

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[EllmoPilot]

lol best video

[FireIronArm]

How long will it take to 99? i bought 1 million shrimp my cooking level is 58 :(

lolololololololol nightmare owns.

[MrZackata12345]

this guys a faggot troll :/ get picked on in school much

[piggybackshaw]

@MrZackata12345 so u know, he's in the US Marine Corps

[djboi360]

you are jokes you should be a comedian

[MrElit3x]

651 people went to the asshole!!!

[djbgoose1]

thumps up if u did shrip to 99 i didnt i did it to 98 then cooked shark

[7flashlight7]

Ops I made a fault

I bought 1m row sharks at the asshole :-(

[Mrjake44445]

646 people have no sense of humor -.-

[williamisgoodful]

@Mrjake44445 its 651 now they probably dont even play runescape

[XbloodloveXx]

@Mrjake44445 correction 719 people don't have a sence of humor :D

[Legovil]

@XbloodloveXx correction 721 don't have a sence of humor :D

[xBuzz996]

@Legovil correction 722

[XbloodloveXx]

@Legovil correction 722 are fat lazzy bums that don't have a sence of humor :D

[Legovil]

@XbloodloveXx Correction 742 don't have a sence of humor :D

[Mrjake44445]

646 people have no sense of humor -.-

[romeobueno]

1-99 You have to cook shit!

[CaliWayz559]

645 people don't like the asshole

[BigPlanetZZ]

Wow people hav completely NO sense of humor -.- The dislikes in probrablyy nerds that like: OOOOOOMGGG!! REEEETARDED NIGHTMAAAAREEEE!!!!

U JUST SCREW AROUND WITH RUNESCAPE AND U DONT GIVE A FUUUCK!

I HAVENT HAD SLEEP FOR ABOUT 10 YEEEARS!

-.- (nerdy voice)

[stefboy17]

so we go to the asshole en buy 1 mil raw schimps wtf

XD but its nice

[MW2veteran14]

647,390 down 352,610 to go good luck everyone!

[0v3rI0aD]

fucking idiot i like his vids but 1 million shrimp fuck that

[jemoeder5000]

so we will call it an asshole xD

[MrRuneScapeHints]

your a douchebag litterally a douchebag

[XxMW2sNiP3rxX]

@MrRuneScapeHints You obviously dont know NightmareRH so why dont you stop trolling , okay ? Thanks (:

[chaosmime53]

wtf is up with the mr poppers penguin commercial!!

[Cody6047]

doomsday will be here the day you make a serious video! LOL

[MrZepol360]

He's drunk again

[A7XXrocks77]

Youre a fucking idiot go die you dumb bitch

@A7XXrocks77 lol, well obviously you dont really know NightmareRH. cus if you did you would know