Know Your Meme: Joseph Ducreux

[mrbenio]

I don't know this guy...

[RationalDischarge]

Behold! I witness an assemblage of my most convivial associates! Of which seat in the carriage might I avail myself?

'Tis the day before the Sabbath's Eve! The Day Before the Sabbath's Eve! Merrymaking is customary on this, the day before the Sabbath's Eve!

The throngs eagerly await an end to their week's toils!

Revelry, Revelry, AYE! Revelry, Revelry, AYE! Mirth, Mirth, Mirth, Mirth. Awaiting an end to the week's toils!

[E6DeltaGirl]

@RationalDischarge LMAO!! Best. Comment. Ever.

[abcman08]

Comprehend thou computer network comedic concepts. 

[Chunmeista]

intriguing tale, brethren

[MrEriklenn]

Will the gentleman I seek please make himself known?

[katan77]

Elspeth she is really pretty

[evilmarcus96]

Stop. Hammer time

[metfan583]

I have a high level of physical attractiveness and i am aware of it!

[Crashgek]

His level of physical strength is a higher numerical number then nine thousand.

[Exzedre]

Those who have freckles on thine face and crimson hair, hath no inner being.

[WolfiePro1]

@Exzedre THOSE WHO HAVE FRECKLES ON THINE FACE AND CRIMSON HAIR DO HATH INNER BEING!

[Bethalaine]

The intruders are entering through your windows and attempting to abduct and violate the people therein.

It is advised that you relocate your wife and offspring to a more secure location.

[MrEriklenn]

Who let out the hounds? 

[SourTheGamer]

@MrEriklenn Who has released the canine pack from it's prior accommodation?

[soap7771]

Advance upon me brethren and instruct me how to Douglas

[Undeadguy95]

What was the name of the other meme?

[XxShadowOfAgesxX]

I would sell my soul for a chick like Elspeth.

[Edge0fPain]

Move, wench! Vacate mine path, vacate mine path harlot, vacate mine path!

[fightliferockin]

I wish to endeavor in intercourse with you in the manner of an untamed beast. I also wish to experience a sensation with you in more than an exterior conduct.

=] -NIN

[lReMiiXl]

3:07 ">:3" on the board.

[DoubleMatt1]

This meme is great

[AFalconPunch]

I shall bring thy lust back

[MrHellothisisme]

0:32 I am screaming my longues out: STOP! HAMMER TIME!

[ThaDopist]

why cant i find a girl like this

[mrhenk007]

what is op?

[Pezz2244]

pedo bear chillin in the back

[Tcia23]

If a wench atempts to aquire thou.

Drop said wench like she's scorched.

[AccessDenied55]

The local young women often visit my courtyard to sample my flavoured milk, they insist it is superior to yours

[supasonic10]

I previously was an explorer but then I took a shafted projectile to the menisci.

[gunvor69]

@supasonic10 My previous profession was that of a Pioneer similar to yourself, but alas, I was struck by a sharpened projectile in the patella

[kubaardo]

0:32

stop! Hammer time (can't touch this)

[WeasleyBiliusRonald]

3:22 Tits, or GTFO xD

[MrEriklenn]

Who was the gentlemen that let the hounds outdoors?

[Jamsessionroom1337]

....The translations kill it.

[Morethanicouldhandel]

I seem to have acquired an inconsiderable collection of conundrums, however a spiteful woman such as thouself does not happen to be one of the stated conundrums

[SenatorAwesomesauce]

CEASE!

FOR THE HAMMERING HOUR DRAWS NIGH!

[ConagherAxe]

Humorous image haiku:

-One's text set atop

-A humoruous image to accompany the latter text

- text set under the humorous image to complete one's humorous analogy.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@ConagherAxe  It's not a haiku.

The syllables ( it's not syllables, but i forget what they are called) are to random.

Plus haikus are usually about nature.

[ConagherAxe]

@Jamsessionroom1337 No it.. was a reference to the video but.. okay.

[Croga15]

"Indeed, yes, thou art aware, noir et jeune, noir et jeune" he was french after all

[MrThatguy250]

Will the true individual itedtified as the slim shady please rise at this moment

[1trueNRG]

Removing the tops of wine bottles in a cold temperature. When we consume we do it correctly getting drunk, imbibing alcohol and drugs similar to Three Six Mafia. Now I am experiencing elevation resembling a jet or aircraft of the sort.

[reaperkaze]

@1trueNRG LIKE A G6

[1trueNRG]

@reaperkaze Bingo

[taintedtapper]

The time has cometh to decorate one's horse carriage.

[musicpasion4life]

I never understood this meme. This video cleared it up for me. Of course I'm not a rap music fan...

[MrDeathtomyspace]

If you dislike tomfoolery then take your rear out the castle

[ploppercon]

I just now realized that I would totally bang the host.

[DamianKenny8]

My frozen dairy breverage bringeth all the gentleman to the yard and they claim,

Surely This better than thine, Surely this better than thine, i'd instruct you, but i must levy a fee.

[scottbrotify]

@DamianKenny8

Love it.

[Dgeyer36]

Similar to an authoritative figure.

[Dgeyer36]

school me in the ways of the Douglass

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

Thy maternal parent.

[ThaOMegaCheeseBurger]

i saw a poster of him back in a school i used to go

[swordofthefallen]

"Thyne Myself Ejaculated My Seed Onto my Britches"

[MrEriklenn]

Hark Wench, step aside

[strivinglife]

Whatever happened to the core group that did these? Nothing against the new group, but these are the people I think of when I think of Know Your Meme ...

[DarkWolfMitaki]

I hath 99 troubles, however a wench is not among them

[godwin972]

Thine is a splendid adobe thou have there...

[taintedtapper]

Thy for gentlementh, massive assistance from above

[Remolizzo]

I noticed you have had many thieves attempting to plunder your vascular organ, Not once did you obtain the positive probability, you could not comprehend the act of sharing one's most intimate feelings for another.

[mehmarcus1995]

thou does not care anymore

(i had enough)

and thou dont care less

(and i just dont five a fuck)

[IpwnzU6ixty9ine]

Thou who takes residency in thy submerged pineapple. Sponge robert quadric trousers.

[MrBarrelroll42]

Those of who engage in sexual intercourse with thine own mothers behave as though they lack the ability to recall Dre at this particular moment in the flow of time.

[rstankerftw]

Instruct me how to Douglas!

[forlornme5]

oh impermanent fellow of african decent, i beseech thee!

[SHHSquirrel]

I doth possess strong emotions in me trousers and i henceforth hath the fortitude to reveal said emotions, for i doth possess a physically attractive complexion, for i am well aware of said attractiveness.

[KinzokuKoibito]

Male of african descent hath unlawfully taken ownership of thine bicycle.

[DailyFlux]

Thine was an explorer similar to thou, until thine received an arrow to the knee

[Nijawizard]

In manner of a high ranking official! Translation: Like a boss.

[MrEriklenn]

Hark wench, vacate from thine path

[leffehoegaarden]

Would you stop wiggling when you present, I'm trying to concentrate on what you're saying.

[oBLACKIECHANoo]

Why do they insist on acting like morons?

[WaddleBuff]

Which individual takes residence within thy subaquatic pineapple fruit?

Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons.

[WaddleBuff]

The local young men frequently trespass on my property to sample my milk based beverage. They insist it's quality superior to yours. It is possible to instruct you on how to create such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

[MetalBru01]

Negro!

I beg thee.

[danieltij3]

@MetalBru01 LOL!

[danieltij3]

@MetalBru01 LOL!

[123zyouknowmez]

STOP IT HAMMER TIME

[WaddleBuff]

@123zyouknowmez Cease all activities thou art engaged in. The hour of the Hammer is upon us.

[Breezer1391]

Illustrious hostess, I shall skewer you with thy pork sword.

[Crucio5]

3:20 Two wenches one goblet

[Prinplup1000]

>:3

[bigsbyboy94]

Misplace thineself inside the melodical context, within this current point in time, t'is your possession, t'would be an irreparable mistake if t'was unhanded by thee.

[ParanoidToaster]

I would have loved to meet this guy.

[xXteknomaticXx]

Thou shall not jolt me, I'm adjacent to thy edge.

[seppsters]

What do those guys do there in the back

[bigdawgishere1]

I hath been a bipedal paradox.

NEGATORY

[thepieeatr]

I must acquire thine water vessels and wenches

[Riku1135]

"The movement of my mammary glands gathers geltlemen forth to the courtyard."

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@Riku1135 This is the only one I can figure out in ALL of these comments!

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@ProfessorSummerfang I'm not surprised, converting archaic messages doesn't seem like something that would fancy someone as intel-inept like a listener of the aforementioned genre.

[SteeleXeno]

@Jamsessionroom1337 I concur.

[erb2323]

@Riku1135 TRANSLATION: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

[MRRandomification]

I enjoy large rumps and i shall tell the truth

And my Bretheren Shall not Negate!

[KinqqAdrien]

Lol , i made one that said. (Aquire Profits or Expire Trying to do so) Get rich or die trying

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Cease and desist, the clock doth strike the time for hammering.

[erb2323]

@HeyBuddyGotALight TRANSLATION: Stop!... Hammer Time!

[thesega99]

HAULT! The chronos indicate that we need nail banging tools! ( I'm really bad at this meme |:<)

[asianleo15]

I posses 99 predicaments

And a wench is not one

[MrSamuel745]

The one picture kinda reminds me of troll face

[Vibrenium]

Video Exit at 0:53! Window will close in 5 seconds...

[Tinydevil12]

those were the worst 3 examples

[biomed125]

put thy brother before thy prostitutes

[lukecpjensen]

The last one was the only one I figured out myself :/

[DarkRazorZ]

Disregard females, acquire currency. I love Archaic English.

[emoralda666]

LORD INGLIP HAVE MORE VOCAB THAN THAT! ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD WE DEMAND THEEE!!

[FeArTaLeNt32]

I fart in your general direction is hilarious!!! Monty Python is amazing!

Substantial Victory

[kidshiftmovement]

Halt my time peice indicates a neccessity for mallets

Young maternal girl, indicate the style in which to attempt, And put i repeat put effort into it

[nadenitza]

thou art infuriated (a.k.a u mad)

[kidshiftmovement]

@nadenitza Art thou infuriated



[kyleisreallycool]

I want to get my master's degree in meme studies

[stevenh366]

Ahhhhhhhh theese big words HURTS MY HEAD :(

[xXPlayer2]

no do it shirtless

[sonofthedoctor]

FRAUDULOUS AND HOMOSEXUAL!

[Nauzk]

Wilt the true Slim Shady please arise?

[Nauzk]

Now cast thine eyes upon me, as I acquire currency.

[ShiZno360]

i have 99 aggreivances

but a wench is not among them

[JoshBlasy]

the miniature horse that I own, I was previously unaware of the consequences of having comrades...

[mettek]

... why can't they pronounce his last name right?

[DarkAssassin2259]

@mettek Well, how do you pronounce it?

[OMFGPrinnyDood]

If you dare to find mates at the money dispensing automatum, perform a manouver remarkable of a shuddersome person.

[TheLegitDex]

For I have ninetynine significant predicaments but neither of them appear to be related to a woman of low standards

[boydman117]

The joseph ducreux picture was actually made by a street "artist" Mr. Brainwash. If you watch Banksy's Exit Through The Gift Shop, you'll be able to spot it towards the end if you pay attention.

[mistagrimm115]

@boydman117 That guy is a douchebag!

[R0CKNR01143V3R]

If thou is having trouble with thines fair maiden, I am in a state of empathy. As for my troubles I have 99, however a commanding concubine is not to be included in these affairs.

[danieltij3]

exhibit thy bosoms, or vacate the premises

[Kreanlorii]

@danieltij3 lawl. "Tits or GTFO."

[NarutozShuriken]

@danieltij3 is it " Tits or GTFO" ?

[streetfightsecrets]

0.22 ... cut away from from horrid cringe inducement, spare audience

[CaptainOLOLOL]

PEDOBEAR ! IN THE BACK!

[narutoboys9700]

let them eat shit

let them eat pussy

let them eat cake

[xx24x7xx]

immediate sub.

[pigglesworth93]

mudkip in the window for the win!

[pigglesworth93]

tits or gtfo

[ZacksQuest]

Halt. The time of the hammer is upon us.

Translation GUess: STOP! Hammah time!

There. I explained it to you, dumbass.

HOLY F*CK I'M

[subzero1925]

This is mine:

Devouring strips of poultry

Similar to a man in charge

[ZacksQuest]

@subzero1925 Easy Eat Some Chicken Strips Like a Boss! Here's the sequel: Dismember my tescicles Similar to a man in charge Fade into unconsciousness in the cesspit Similar to a man in charge Greet an overly large pisces Similar to a man in charge And then exchange rather uncouth sex with said fish Similar to a man in charge Become a mysterious flying machine SImilar to a man in charge Slayeth the Russians Similar to a man in charge Explode on contact with sun Similar to a man in charge

[mistagrimm115]

@subzero1925 I'm guessing: "Eating meat like a boss!"

[subzero1925]

@mistagrimm115 Nope.

[ftw6666]

She's HOT as hell. In other words : me gusta!

[987yvonne]

"infant, i 'twas birthed in this fashion"

is my favourite XD

[anon7096]

I have one:

What is infatuation?

Child don't cause me pain, don't cause me pain, no longer.

Anybody want to try and translate?

[TheNightwolf43]

@anon7096 Easy

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

[Ellimanist15]

Wow, Marie Antonette is hot!

[Kalle72]

@Ellimanist15 You have just been overwhelmed by her seductive eyes!

[123zc1]

Why wasn't it:

"Halt, my timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets"

[guyamus]

@123zc1 3:56 picture 2 down to the left

[nosideup21]

the measurement of disapproval of peons

is in the general size of a well known pop singer

[088Julie880]

Monty Python, I fart in your general direction.

YES.

[SuperIdeaBox]

STOP HAMMER TIME! How can you not know that?

[MacGyverinSpace]

Didn't this start with the Oh Really Owl and the Medieval Endris Night memes on YTMND?

[Anime4Life35]

iam plagued by dilemmas numbering four score, ten and nine

but among them not a harlot is to be found

LMAO oh god too funny

[keshaz12]

Follow these steps for the funniest Joseph Ducreux ever:

1.Go to memegenerator

2.Choose Joseph Ducreux

3.At the top type "Im cool"

4.At the bottom type "Becuase i have a stick"

[Donzieja]

@keshaz12

IT'S A CANE, DAMMIT!

[paydafee]

nay he cannot decipher my gambling visage

[blackwind3000]

Wow

[giggitygoo3000]

'If you are not aware now your acquainted African american'

[collin2187]

stop, hammertime

[1boldet]

how could she not know "stop. hammer time!"?

son, i am dissapoint.

[crazy4sian]

@1boldet Or daughter, in this case.

[muetter]

@1boldet what is hammer time- is that like beer or something?