Louis CK - Chewed Up FULL

[rikyboy345]

that tiny vagina joke... uhh too far...

[sexuallobster134679]

@rikyboy345 live a little.

[rikyboy345]

@sexuallobster134679 what does that supposed to mean? I just found that joke a bit graphic and some of the audience members also did so i'm not the only one

[Matterz05]

dedicated to george carlin. <3

this man is the funniest person i've ever seen. and just the fact that he dedicated this show to a comedy legend just increases my respect for him.

louis ck, you're fucking incredible. <3

[TheNutbrain205]

Bitches be crazy

[d1v1n3m3ss3ng3r]

When he was talking about the advantages he has, I unconsciously reached for my comb and started combing my full head of hair.

[ChrissySaysWords]

Humor is often linked to shared experience. That is why this man is funny. Comedy, that is true for many people. In a harsh world we NEED something to show us were not alone.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

25:00 cameraman farted

[dansmith2009774]

why do people talk about porn all the time? you seen one vid, you`ve seen them al.l there is nothing attractive about a porn star, the internet is meant for other things other than porn. im not saying porn is bad its not, but writing crap on here when your drunk or high, that just tells people everything they need to know. there's a time and a place people and on a great comedy vid is not it

[SpinyStarCraft]

im subscribing i hope you put more up

[SpinyStarCraft]

32:00 is the funniest shyt

[fishbellyman]

Why would someone hit the dislike button? Just go worship your zombie jew and STFU!!!

[mangemapine]

thx for the upload this guy is fucking hillarious

[x3triLogyx3]

Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use

yet Google still displays a pre-screen ad

[TheSW3DES]

@x3triLogyx3 True....

[SamuraiPie8111]

Words are only offensive with context.

[dandaman1158]

sometimes I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise

[01077448731]

@dandaman1158 not when your almost done peeing

[stevenkaz28]

12 black people watched this

[Hammerton32]

@stevenkaz28 Oh really...?

[corygunn3]

I'm black and I thought he was pretty funny.

[Br0adHead]

@corygunn3 Why does you being black make someone funny or not?

[corygunn3]

@Br0adHead Ok, one your a dumb-ass. I was saying I didn't take him using the word "nigger" offensively and that he was funny. Common sense dumb-ass.

[Br0adHead]

@corygunn3 What are you so angry about? I Did nothing but ask a question and now your raging over something as trivial as a Youtube comment...

[celciusringerrune]

@corygunn3 you're arguing on the internet. who is the real dumb ass, i wonder?

[corygunn3]

@celciusringerrune Still you.

[corygunn3]

@celciusringerrune Really bitch, really? Its the fuckin internet its meant for a arguing your point, get back in the kitchen were you belong woman.

[1203125]

@corygunn3 Negative, the internet is meant for the ease of access to information. Your petty arguments were never a design idea.

[corygunn3]

@1203125 I was tired, and the internet is meant for porn ALL THE PORN PPPPOOOORRRRNRNNNNNNNNNRNRNRNR­NRWRPEROENROENWIGRWBEWORMWORIN­QEKGBSVIDBVED *ORGASM*

[JefferstChmilst]

SOMEBODY SHOOT THAT CUNT WITH A BAZOOKA

[zildjiandrummer1]

i love how blunt this guy is, one of my favorite comedians

[CumtasticClimax]

The dislike bar is a ninja, it's there but you can't see it.

[bbbjerome]

good job on posting the entire show! kudos! more should be done like this

[jel31459265]

Lolled so hard @ fat fag treat

[marshmallow3288]

Still need a fat baby and a dead dog...lol

[marcustml]

he is awesome!

[TheConnord12]

the greatest, the living legend, the man, the king of comedy. i am honored to live in the same time period as him. he is the funniest man on the planet right now.

[hulurocker]

he sounds like dave chappelle at times

[drufuss2006]

funniest man alive.

[MrSuperman2289]

@drufuss2006 now carlin & hicks are gone, R.I.P to the both of them and Louis is a fucking legend

[maybethisnamewilwork]

maintain eye contact

[ShadowReign7788]

44:50 "Nyah heheh!!" Lol.

[ohnojoefosho]

seriously? people dislike this? How could even12 people possibly dislike this? you a faggot? cunt? jew? whatever offensive word louis ck can make us ALL laugh about? except the faggots who can't take a joke. you cunts.

[Mogorosi1]

"you think i'm gonna just rape you on the off chance, that maybe ur into that shit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..­..that is the funniest shit i have EVER!!!

[sleestalk]

This man has openly described all of his worst fears and twisted thought's to an audience of over 500 people. And why do we laugh? Because we know we have all thought of the same things at one point.

[ProjectRedfoot]

@sleestalk it takes balls to talk shit about your kids and wife/ex on camera lol

[j11430]

I'm just shittin' and eatin' all day!

[MikeTheSkullOfFlames]

the joke not him

[MikeTheSkullOfFlames]

FAGGET!!!

[hughlenzer]

funny

[Arrow370]

The fact that this guy is divorced is sad and at the same time fair. He just said what he thought, and realized people loved that, and those closest to him couldn't suck it up. That's fine, it's not terrible, but it sucks because if this was encouraged people would be better.

[TheLazyLimey]

@Arrow370 Or maybe he realized people love his openness and conveyed that in his standup act, and he got divorced for a normal reason since about 40% of marriages end in divorce. Basing a comedians real life personality solely on his standup is like judging an actor's personality on the character he plays, or a politician based on his stated views.

[kody1654]

What a nice thing to do, dedicating the performance to George Carlin

[CardGameLover]

It's funny because I can relate to almost all the stuff he's saying

[campvsano]

maintain eye contact

[derangius]

Respect 4 the upload 6pack you manbeast!

[sacrificiallamb63]

i took an online math quiz before watching this and failed miserably, i took the same test whilst watching this and beasted....thank you Louis CK

[AlexReynard]

I never in my life I'd thought I'd hear a guy talk about how he wants to give AIDS to a deer.

[treckie101]

Stop being a faggot and suck that dick!

[xe585]

i probly ate like 35 chicken nuggets watching this video

[matthewjamal]

keep saying "that bit was too much."

itll just give him more material.

[adoulti]

his joke about being white is not funny at all and racist too.

[SeeDMT]

@adoulti Get a fucking life! What? Do you think complaining about something over the internet is going to change anything? You over-sensitive moron

[adoulti]

@SeeDMT shut the fuck up, you fucking piece of shit.... i've the right to say what i think about any video in youtube, however, you're showing everybody that you're a ignorant piece of shit you're... con de merde

[adoulti]

@SeeDMT you're just an ignorant retarded person... i've the right to say whatever i want about any video on youtube or anything in this world, and that make me a person with an opinion, in the other hand, you just showing everybody that you're a stupid-angry person... you just can't expect that the're many other ethnicities that just may have the right to be respected especially after what they've went thru... and i'm white, you stupid moron.

[TimHoffman74]

@adoulti You're an uptight cunt.

[adoulti]

@TimHoffman74 fuck you, you fucking faggot... or suck my dick you piece of shit cunt

[TimHoffman74]

@adoulti Calm down, bro.

[adoulti]

@TimHoffman74fuck off, faggot LOL

[IOutDoSyndicate]

@adoulti Your excessive misuse of curse words shows that you're just now probably getting into highschool, thus having no respect anywhere outside of the world of your prepubescent friends. No one thinks you're a badass

[KurenaiDISCHORD]

@adoulti <-------- T__________________T

[adoulti]

@KurenaiDISCHORD i don't speak retard language, faggot

[17XAlpha]

oh lord just go die fred. you damn tard go die. i hate hearing his voice.

[fiskefyren]

Jim Jeffries is better than this moron -_-

[mrsoxfan33]

@fiskefyren really dude, really??!!

[elchupirichups]

not that funny...

[TheRichEDagger]

This man is a comedic genius, hes like the epitimy of creepy uncles who love dirty jokes and hate teenagers

[timtipton5071256]

I thank you for this vid....I know you're being hassled for our entertainment, so Thanks again....great Comedian, ... Ol' Louis.......

[stjdtkzt]

lol wo he is freaking awsome

[stjdtkzt]

@stjdtkzt *wow^^

[Ingoivalde]

Gaffigan already did the cinnabon joke

[schafery]

@Ingoivalde not like this he didn't

[proudHoser]

10 people are faggots

[pratyush7]

@proudHoser or sometimes you are laughing so hard you click dislike by mistake

[facepull123123]

bringing me back to owning land and people... what a drag

[605jik]

29 min is best

[rockman755]

i swear i feel like i got a six pack from laughing so much

[RandomLevitation]

Man. I was crying at the "She probably has a tumor in her head"..Seriously, funniest thing I've ever heard.

[robochao1]

Thank you so much. Louis C.K is a godsend

[joeykahl]

cum on my cat's face once, shame on me...

[WoWrougeguy]

i havent laughed in so long

this is great

[AMkoreann]

Every routine he does is funny, jesus SO FUCKING FUNNY.

[oufdepischte]

I fill pack my body to capacity and then blow it out of my asshole... that's it ! LMFAO

[capoman1]

"Every new dick must take something out of you..." Ahahahahaha

[johnnycmajor]

Fuck OBOMBMA just GTFO of the White House , go buy a corner store in LIBYA. just go .. leave already fuck off.

[MrJaytality]

he's funny cause he is true

[doubledance123]

"You faggot cunt nigger deer!"

[13THELUCKY13]

Good thing I watched "Shameless" the other night instead of doing my homework.

[deathpill100]

@13THELUCKY13 LOL that's exactly what I did last night too!

[unstuv]

@deathpill100 im supposed to be doing physics right now.. but guess what im doing hahaha chewed up

[deathpill100]

@unstuv right on man! I'm watching one night stand right now and I'll be watching more as the night goes by! suck a bag o' dicks, dear sir! :p

[theMANshow1000]

@13THELUCKY13 I did my homework instead :'(

[lettucetomatoes]

Viacom blocked your Louis CK - Shameless upload :/ please re-upload!

[SixPack10000]

@lettucetomatoes wow...fuck viacom, and sorry but I already have 2 strikes, can't upload anymore videos over 15minutes long :/

[lettucetomatoes]

@SixPack10000

faggot-cunt-nigger viacom...major props to you though. i've had hours of entertainment because of your channel

[WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW]

@SixPack10000 can u... make another account?

[Arrow370]

@SixPack10000 Fuck Viacom.

Seriously, fuck them. The fact that they have enough money to crack down on "pirates" and pursue the giant legal case they did means they have enough money to get by without keeping youtube off the streets.

[najtrows]

@lettucetomatoes its up on another user, check related again

[ZephZhang]

When you jerk off every day you feel guilty because you're thinking of all the starving kids in Africa.

[aaqilian]

10 minutes on a cinnabun and you think this is the best comedian of all time? and you have the nerve to compare him to Carlin? fuck you douchebags. Carlin forever!

[dwest10]

@aaqilian Carlin did 10 minutes about scratching a dog. Just sayin'.

[Zombie1990]

@aaqilian Dont be such a faggot, you douchey cock tumor. ;D

[Brotassium00]

@aaqilian He's not the best, but being able to come up with 10 minutes of content about a brand of baked good is a good feat for a comedian. I think even Carlin would get some good laughs from Louis' style.

[bluedolphinify]

Louis, buddy, BABY POWDER!, it does wonders for sticky balls.

[odmcarp]

this is the funniest comedian on the planet. 100% my eyes, the back of my head, and my stomach hurt for the whole hour.

[57stewie]

kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

[SexSlave94]

Lol @ 19:32 but its not true. I'm 21 and i too was limping and had really bad pain in my ankle and the fucking Dr did nothing. Just said "Oh you have low arch and that's causing your pain, it will get worse and it will affect your knees and lower back, here's some Motrin it'll help with the pain nothing can be done" I was like WTF!! So Ive had to search on the Internet for treatment options for my ankle. So don't feel bad CK Dr.'s are dicks.

[JayBird4theW1N]

Nine years? Pfsh... they're practically marriage virgins. (in my humble opinion, that is)

[slickl07]

If the nigger part made you laugh the most, you might be a racist...

[cuecumber22]

faggot cunt nigger deer

[SteffThaGun]

This. Is. AWESOME. This guy is one of the best stand-up comedian EVER. He made me laugh sooooooo freakin' loud !

[Revenwazhere]

@SteffThaGun Agreed. He's on a George Carlin level of funniness for me.

[100tonlifter]

Can you imagine when his kids grow up and watch his material? Lmao they're gonna be like "WHAT THE FUCK DAD?!" ...Shut up faggot! hahahaha.

[Geoshi]

Louis CK is the man from Bambie... AWESOME!

[jeobeahon]

25:00 curiosity caught the cum

[levitgames]

I love Louis CK and Ricky Gervais because there is nothing you shouldn't joke about. Comedy is meant to push the envelope. People are so worried about being PC that they MAKE topics sensitive.

[imyjimmy]

fair use of the n word?

[SuperToother]

I remember the first time I saw this special. I don't think I have ever laughed that hard in my whole life. Cousin and I were bored so we turned this on. We both literally fell out of our seats from a sitting position because we were laughing and convulsing and holding our guts. The whole deer portion...soon as he was yelling "faggot cunt nigger deer!" that was it. We had to pause it. Such a fucking funny guy.

[quirkyeccentric64]

WHY THE FUCK DID I EATTTTTT THATTTTTT........ hahaha that's basically how every one of my meals goes.

[YoureInSilico]

Thank you so much for posting this! Subbed (:

[Webster109]

lol! "Why the FUCK, did i eat that?!"

right now, that is ME cause i was at a chapel buffett, and thats EXACTLY howi dfelt.

[mthrfckinbassethound]

"I don't like chicken" "You'll like the chicken when I shove it up your ass" LMFAO!!

[ZarakiJanis]

that kid thing was a bit too much

[nortuber]

This is hilarious shit, hope he gets paid for me watching.

[MAP1217]

Did anyone else hear a monkey at 44:51 ? Lol

[Arkhamhero21]

penesia or penisia... how should we spell this... i'll let the CK fans decide

[BandDisconnect]

To me, youre a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

[therealTOTOfan]

one piece of advice for all of you.. dont eat and especially dont drink while watching this.. i literally sprayed everything all over my desk xD

[MattTakkkkk]

Greatest all time.

[smittydrew07]

actually, i think it only sucked in the western hemisphere for blacks before 1980

[seaman362]

@smittydrew07 can't tell if trolling, or really stupid.

[LucasBadur]

This guy is amazing hauhauhauha

[Spunn3d]

why are you putting in the fair use copyright act in the description? you do know that this show is still protected by copyright, and none of the fair use act allows you to simply upload the full show?

read the act and you'll understand it

[ThrowbackMountainDew]

@Spunn3d Could you stop being a faggot and just enjoy the fact that it's been up here for 3 months and hasn't been pulled down yet? Geeze.

[elchafa]

Luckily we're not buying or renting this, or else we would be in trouble..

[shaktimaan09]

@elchafa Respect man......I tried to think of something funny when i saw that warning but you got it just right.

[Arkhamhero21]

i miss sayin the word faggot too... and clearly 4 people are faggots

[Webster109]

I finnally found my dream channle. You sir have earned BJ

[moreweirdthanfunny]

@SixPack10000 that could be true if all of his specials weren't still on amazon and itunes. you dont need views dick, theres plenty of two minute clips of louie on youtube already if people like those they can buy his dvd but no one will do it because you gave it to them for free you cunt

[christophur87]

@SixPack10000 and for this we thank you, FUCK SOPA!

[RooRealm]

@moreweirdthanfunny

Should I (as well as all the rest of the 50k+ viewers) feel ashamed or bad because we're watching a video on YouTube for free?

In Louis words... "Nobody gives a shit."

[ProRevolution1]

@moreweirdthanfunny you mad bro?

[Mannyfrom213]

george carlin isn't the best ever..... Never really burst out laughing nor did he ever almost make me tear up with laughter like others ive seen.

[ChrisFowlerIsAFail]

@Mannyfrom213 You're right. Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia are the two greatest of all time.

Carlin's influence on comedy was tremendous. His material does much more than just make you laugh, just as he intended.

[salvi1979]

@ChrisFowlerIsAFail

I know you are not putting Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia in the same sentence as George Carlin...they both suck not to mention recycle their tired material over and over and over again.

[westcoast1965]

@salvi1979 I can't stand Dane Cook. He's just a smug little frat boy. And he's an asshole and not funny. Louis CK is so brutally honest but you can see that he's a good guy too. That's what makes comedy work.

[salvi1979]

@westcoast1965

Totally Agree...Dane Cook is more annoying that funny...CK Louis is pretty unique and funny

[ChrisFowlerIsAFail]

@salvi1979 I meant it sarcastically. That's exactly what I was referirng too.

[salvi1979]

@ChrisFowlerIsAFail

Sorry when it comes to certain topics, America doesnt know shit from shinola...LOL!

[hello4328]

@salvi1979 Don't hate on america.

[salvi1979]

@hello4328

I love America...despise most Americans.....and yes I am American LOL

[salvi1979]

@Mannyfrom213

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but 99 percent of Stand Up Fans will say George Carlin is a top 3 Comedian EVER without any hesitation. His body of work speaks for itself.

[DoneForLulz]

"Dedicated to George Carlin". Because he's not the next George Carlin, he's Louis Fucking C.K., and he's picking right up where the man left off.

[salvi1979]

@DoneForLulz

CK is awesome but he is a long way from being compared to the greatest comedian ever George Carlin.

[BleachRush]

wow.. this guys just blow me away with his awesomeness & his hilarious jokes!

[DNR1590]

I cried :DDDD man this is awesome

[Tysoncampbell69]

...So I go to wallgreens ...

[CookieeMay]

+ 1 Subscriber ! thanks !!

[cam95anonymous]

i cried from laughing so hard when he was talking about the deer X"D

[NukofZah]

"...cuz every time she takes a shit it goes straight up her twat." HAHAHAHAHA

[2tame4fame]

Briefcase corners hit her in the temple!! lol