Ode to My Minions

[Xtapolopoketl]

rather you then me mate.. :p

[micmarlen]

i'm laughing so hard lawl

[lonelypirate69]

Yeah?! Well i fucked your mom!!

[BoelShitTV1]

she want to take revenge...

[BoelShitTV1]

my mom says: it was Great!

[tomken8dy]

Was she good?

[LullabyInTheCatacomb]

I want you to play for my wedding =o

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@LullabyInTheCatacomb I'd rather Play for your Funeral....

[lawliet0666]

want sheet music for this XD

[tbhh123]

EVEN MY DAD CAN FUCK MY MOM!!!!!'

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@tbhh123 hope he likes Sloppy Seconds...

[CTRslipknot666]

Jokes on you my mom has AIDS!!!

[deusexvideos]

This needs to be a ringtone

[555coco666]

..no no...i fuck you're mom

:)) great clip !! my respect heavymetalhappyhour ^_^

[LamAruaL]

I already know...she brags about it...

[Cgunny14]

hahahahaha let's shred!!!!!

[howelljason3146]

f u and your mom ha now get down on your nees u little bitch

[nikitejay]

Still a fan after all these years Master!

[lawliet0666]

this song should definetly go on i tunes

[JuanDeSoCal]

wow man, how many videos of "i fucked your mother" jokes and mugging can one guy make? A LOT apparently.

[Wattershed93]

You're awesome ! 

[MrMwc123]

All hail the master!¡!¡!

[fatboyphl]

I watched and wasted 18 seconds of my life on this video

[HansCoffe]

You are a crazy artist Master

[bcbk93]

I love it!! Hehe!!

[Shadowlit001]

He fucked my mom :(

[o8MetalHead8o]

master, you are the only person who i would be pleased with if you fucked my mom. BOW BEFORE THE MASTER!!!

[swordsofshwin]

Your piano playing shreds as good as any guitar.

Long live Metal

[Gahuki44]

u wouldn't want to fuck my mom. She's ass ugly or did u just keep your eyes closed Master of Metal?

[o8MetalHead8o]

@Gahuki44 oh and that doesent matter, the master fucks all moms....period

[iig0tem]

haha you are one funny ass dude... you should be in some sick comedy/horror movie... keep toking that dank satan!

[LeonJordison]

Damn!

Your Piano skills are intense man, I love it.

[Mickeless]

so fucking heavy!

[dzedakuzohl]

Allow me to compliment you, your majesty!

Great piano skills! Any studies or is it just the souls of all those mom's you've "drained" enlightening you through this darkest hours to hit the keys?

[o0adio0o]

why do you play piano when you call yourself the master of metal?

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@o0adio0o why do people call you a Motherfucker when you Don't Fuck any Mothers? If you don't think Piano is Heavy Enough, I could have My Minions drop one on your Head...

[o0adio0o]

@heavymetalhappyhour not to disrespect .. im a big fan of yours

[zerstoertesherz]

@heavymetalhappyhour but hwere is the metal ?XD

[Spidermanownz]

@o0adio0o watch i killed a girl... you can see his hands... you fail.

[BboyEmil]

@o0adio0o so pianos cannot be used in metal?? fucking idiot

[Wattershed93]

@o0adio0o cause He's the master of metal so He can play on whatever He wants \m/

[Cisuhhhleee]

LET'S SHRED!

[MislaidAlbum]

You most certainly did!

[Bloodspike117]

If he's playing a real piano or not, I don't care. The video is fucking hilarious either way.

[tobitobide]

Why is the first similar video a 2g1c reaction?

[HateMasterGeneral]

LETS SHRED!!!!!!!!

all hail The Master

[BboyEmil]

@TheSteelyMan Watch his other videos idiot

[zerokiryu93]

hahahahahahahaha dud u are great your the best all hail our king the master

[mlankton]

@heavymetalhappyhour why all philosophy and culture isn't based on your teachings is beyond me. You need more exposure. You would be 11347x better at hosting Headbanger's Ball than Ricky Rackmount ever was. MTV should bring it back just to give you a forum. Thanks for your work.

[heavymetalhappyhour]

@TheSteelyMan yea, sure, that's it... perhaps they were in your Mother's Colossal Cooze...

[darksouler2]

@TheSteelyMan At some point you get to see a bit of one of his hands... so uhm... sadly he's not molesting your mother with them.

[swowrd]

@TheSteelyMan You can see his hands at piano at 0:47

[swowrd]

@TheSteelyMan You can see his hands at 0:47

[HeavyMetalViking89]

@TheSteelyMan Or he could be a weirdo with a talent. Most weirdos have some form of talent.

[lordalastor99]

@TheSteelyMan: Type in "I Killed a Girl" you can clearly see his hands moving all through that video.

[tnt2652]

i can see you love mothers!!

[HavocUnit]

hi dad o/

[rarariot2014]

u r epic on many levels

[tobitobide]

"Similar videos: Two girls one cup"

No joke it's the first =D

[BboyEmil]

you are so fucking awesome \m/

[CondemnedClown]

Fuck do your fingers move fast.

[filthfuck]

I knew it!

[Corrosive1]

DO ABBATH DANCE !!!!

[TheButterflyed]

He killed a girl, he fucked your mother .The man wins at life. Rock on Master !

[TheBmxRider4Life]

@TheButterflyed Hehe ^^

[Triozex]

Epic :-D

[kendoka666]

lmao.....hey master..... me, you, my mum, 2 hookers, a packet of sausage meat and a german shepard.....you keen :)

[xypsilonx]

I love you

[szarlo]

lol, how the hell message like " i fucked Ur mom " is so great ?:D and awsome !!

[exp0ne1]

Lets shred HAPPY FACE WINS

[Murthos]

these melody... ¿what is the name? I hear it before... I wanna know the name goth dammit!!

well...

I thks to 'who can tell me' (n I sorry for my english, I'm from Uruguay)

I hear'd the melody in cartoons and other things ¿the name, the name, the name?

[v1rtualguy]

Yeah I know, my mom's a hot MILF... XD

And the pianoplay kicks ass, balls, and demondick altogether =)

[besttrickster]

aaaah.. it's Johannes Krauser II :D

(hope anybody knows Detroit Metal City)

[metalisbetter1o00]

Those were really deep lyrics master!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Still the greatest song ever written! :P

[HorrorAngel666]

But you slipped up and left your mom alone when you went to meet mine! good shit, more lyrics like this need to be in metal

[SiLzAzSyH]

some bomb piano playing

[Emulgator01]

LET'S SHRED! xD

Omfg... this totally made my day. I'm still gasping for breath ^^

The Master of Metal is my new personal hero.

Btw: Nice playing!

[19NecroN85]

Your BEST song, master!

[Kalorifer133]

hey check my video master of metal that i responded to you!Tell us master are you proud of us too?WE YOUR MINIONS SCARE CARS WITH YOUR CORSPEPAINT!!!!check the video response of Kalorifer133 or i am gonna fuck my mom

[Kalorifer133]

mine is a shemale and she says:Hey whats up my tighy lil ass?

[nattyxoxdread]

too bad my mom's a man.

KIDDING!

..not.

[stolidnerd]

LETS SHRED!!!

lol, he such a douche bag that it's awesome, GO MASTER OF METAL!!!! 5/5

[mambooee]

didnt saw that coming =DD

[davidcrouse18]

HAHAHAHA

[robinstrangersband]

Did you know she was dead?

[ConenTyrson1]

@robinstrangersband lolol

[cuntpiss]

That makes it even sexier.

[RoyalSlaughter]

Fcking my mom is kinda gross but i guess u dont mind :D

[swellowlv38]

rofl gf

[MOReurope]

lol XD

[ConenTyrson1]

its ok, i fucked your mom too!! =D

[chupy35]

@ConenTyrson1 my mom? :(

[ConenTyrson1]

@chupy35 I am a clone of the master, OF COURSE I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER YOU NITWIT!! As a matter of fact she holds the world record for the most broken vagina due to me!!

[chupy35]

:O my mom has a price :)

[ConenTyrson1]

@chupy35 Oh i know. Your mother's vagina is so huge that when she was selling it on the street, the damned gaping thing ate the hotel. But you don't have to worry. I fill the vacancy quite well.

[maveriksword]

i couldnt stop laughing when he said LETS SHRED!!

[friendlybootlegger]

@maveriksword YES!!! oh fuck if we shred like that in hell take me now!

[Gargamel5150]

i love the faces he pulls so funny

[BuggyRyan]

Well Thats Make 2 Of Us Then LMFAO

[fr4nceshunt]

if that's like you doing in hell, i want to go to hell^^

[niek6666]

happy piano music ^^

[RalicTH]

In Soviet Russia mom fucks you

[bcbk93]

@RalicTH got any pics?....hehe

[link5205]

daddy :D

[1337Snook]

I have to admit. I laughed.

[mattyhastie]

i cant look at his face with out laughing

and i wonderd ware i got my hair from lol

[matlloydpoet]

Nutter :)

[peebzzz]

This just made my day!

[wraithai]

this needs to be the new rick roll! too funny man

[Neighsayer24]

You know for being a master of 'metal' you are really good at playing not-metal on a piano :D

Can you at least play a guitar too?

lol you're awesome

[ElJ0el]

Up the Irons for Master of Metal -\m/

Love your videos!

[slapthat69]

OH NO!!! HE FUCKED OUR MOMS!!! lol

Keep it Brutal and [sic] :]

[Sephir9x]

yay

[VBFilms]

\m/

[oghjrnf]

epic!

[666MoOnDoLL666]

I love your smile in 0:24

[YaMamStudios]

its saitanic yet awesome

[TheArsenicAngel]

LETS SHRED!....I thought i was going to die XD

[darrenfsk]

eres grande maestro!!!!

[VikingStabWound]

fuck yourself this guy owns

[PixieChick1001]

LETS SHRED!!! ...wow this guy kicks some serious ass...nice makeup too.

[Sythaz]

OH NOES NOW YOU GOT THE AIDS!

[jerksta9000]

damn it!

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

so You fucked my mom?

really you?

awesome...! the master of metal

my dad?

AWESOME!!

[getready2012]

Master you are the tops. Let me buy you a beer.

[Hal992]

LOL!

[86metalchic]

omg love this guy...

[sofiisquigle09]

damn all hail to the master of metal

hell sounds good :L

[Rengori]

This never gets old, no matter how many times I've seen this since it came out lord knows how long ago.

[LeonsAccount1997]

Hahahaahahahahahahahaha, LET'S SHRED!! Its very Funny! ^_____^

[CondemnedClown]

HAHAHAHAHAH! LET'S SHRED!

[Leonogignosko]

Hail from croatia

[purpurteufel]

really ????`` HI Dad ^___^

[blackblizzard666]

hahahaha....Hail's!

[GuitarPro5Dude]

hahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahh­ahaahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaaahaaaha­aahaahaahaaahahhaahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

[BoundForTheDarkness]

fuckin great guy!

infernal hails

[mcgingert]

RULEAGE

[Th3Dude13]

this is hilarious! hahaha

[fabric89]

LETS SHRED!!!! hahahahahahahah :D

\m/ Metal \m/

[NeverMind0133]

Ha! A message for the teeming, hellish masses at last!

[barneyruble40]

you and everyone else, tell me something I don't know!

[kingkongster]

My buddy Jeremy sent me this.

Epic Honky Tonk

[MislaidAlbum]

BRILLIANT!

[XogletreeXhandpooper]

ive been looking for you for quite some time....fatha!

Im singing this song in front of my customers...

O.o

Just when i thought i couldnt freak them out anymore

[Ghost8atGhost8sWorld]

XD

lololololol

omg

XD

[TheCrohShow]

aperantley he was when he gave birth to you,

my friend.(drum-thing)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

The Master can do no wrong.

But he does many moms!

(rimshot!)

[Ahoichucks]

A Message from the master to me !

Wuuuhuuu, he fucked them all !

xDDD wuhuuu <3

You bang my head master ! <3

[claireywench]

best thing ive watched on youtube in fucking years

[huuskosan666]

Metallica, kill them all !!!

Anttilaca, sell them all !!!

Masteraca, fuck them all !!! Damn he rules!!!!!!!!!!

[bateaulexluger]

deer satanic master are you the father of all your minions

[bateaulexluger]

all hail to the master of our mom

[666SmilingCorpse666]

really nice piano playing =D

will you marry me?XD

[zitadoeza]

If you fucked my mom, then my dad is not my dad but you are, can I call you Daddy now master?

[heavymetalhappyhour]

Always...

[zitadoeza]

It's an honor to be allowed to call you daddy, master daddy

[13donny23]

that was so unexpected!!its started of so scary and then it just went so...so...wrong....hahahahaha!­!!

[IBG67]

God dammit master, that kicked so much ass. I have a hard on now,thanks to you. Please grace me with another song like this. HAIL!

[filthfuck]

master, you are god. or something that resembles a god that may or not exist. im glad to be me your minion.

[Uskok222]

hahahhahahha

awesome :D

[chumpismyword]

yeah, you shred on that piano!!!

[ThyWolfHeart]

You really did? Why didn't she tell me?

[sokcs13]

thats wrong my moms 75 =p

[VendettaKissXx]

lol awesomes. whys metal have so much sex involved tho?

[heavymetalhappyhour]

Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll~ any questions?

[RockAndCoal]

What's your reaction to this - Penis?

[NecroticGrace]

Really awesome..:D I just wonder where your fascination by mothers, little girls and all the stuff around came from..Freud should investigate.:D

[StrikeMediaProd]

no, Freud would probably just wanna have sex with him. trust me, i'm a psych major. i know. xD

[NecroticGrace]

Just great, you made me laugh.:D

[bloodyvampirelips]

I love you as much as I do my bf master. <3

[molyrock]

Well good luck fucking my mom. I'm surprised u didn't die from heavy loads