ARMAGEDDON!!! - Radio announcer struggles with funny story!

[coryh922]

Thumbs up if ATF sent you here.

[andrewames247]

I FINALLY found this clip...and it's got me in tears, all over again!

[TheDeathon]

Obviously he met with the Sparrow Prince

[xin2aznluvenx510]

Funny ass shit ahahaha

[F4RADAY0x13]

Thats not felching. Also the biggest myth around.

[alarmtech1234]

@F4RADAY0x13 Check the Urban Dictionary, Felching is more than just removal

[warrengonline]

Gross, but funny!

[RPSM101]

Lemmiwinks nooooo!!!!

[katiehowells87]

poor gerbil what ever happened to him

[DigitalTrucker]

I've heard this a thousand times (heard from Rayford himself (God rest his soul) on the John Boy and Billy Show) and since the very first time, I've never laughed as much as at this video. Great video work!

[Wiilio]

@DigitalTrucker Robert D's not dead... his BROTHER is (aka my grandfather)

[DigitalTrucker]

@Wiilio Color me embarassed, I thought I read that Robert D had passed a while back. My bad! Sorry about your Grandfather.

[Wiilio]

@DigitalTrucker Haha you're good. Just didn't want the rumor spreading around, y'know?

[DigitalTrucker]

@Wiilio Yep, I understand completely. Rumors are a nasty thing to get rid of (ask any Presidential candidate, LOL)

[soylentteal]

So move on...like the gerbil did.

[chanceofrainne]

Story is false. Story is not really even very funny. Moving on.

[lancematthew]

Armegeddon!!!

[Wiilio]

Not even kidding, this guy is my great uncle :D

[fuer321]

im watching this because this episode of south park is on

[soylentteal]

Instead of the duck screaming "AFLAC!!" I now have a mental image of a gerbil screaming "ARMAGEDDON!" 

[soylentteal]

Unlike the movie “Armageddon,” where they had to blow up an ASSteriod…

[DigitalTrucker]

@soylentteal LM ASS O

[samaelfff]

Story is BS. Can't believe people believe this happened. Funny though

[mellykins2]

Omfg when I heard this I was laughing so hard I ended up crying.

[McGuinty1]

Lemmywinks, you must seek out the sparrow prince! Take this magical flame to light your way!

[MrLonesomeJohn]

That is Robert D. Raiford on he JohnBoy and Billie Big Show

[Monteze187]

@MrLonesomeJohn Woot Jonesboro haha :P

[goodnews907]

If you want to hear a funny story. Type in: "I no believe" "car " "funny"

The video is called "I no believe" Stick with it till the end it's a good one.

[fuckthehaterzzzzzzz]

armageddon!!

[rightsideofhistory]

First of all, feltching isn't what is being told here - which trips up the factuality of this baloney from the start. Google feltching. As for this story, "Gerbiling" is an urban legend. No such thing is possible. Starting with a paper towel roll being held in your hole - it would collapse. Right down to the myth that it's gay guys that would do it.

[zchris87v]

Also, this is the ONLY time I have ever heard Robert D. Raiford laugh, in 10-something years of listening to their show in the morning.

[zchris87v]

Real or not, this shit is fucking hilarious.

[rishonritter12]

ARRRMAGGEDDON!

[fmurphy55]

Death by misadventure.

[lawpup1]

Stupid

[augustus816]

Bet the poor Gerbil thought he was in hell .....

[silvereith]

@augustus816 And that's before the match was struck. I've heard the saying "Looking into the mouth of Hell" many times but never quite appreciated exactly what it meant till now!

[stitch42491]

@bluemanor Do you believe everything Snopes says? Also, asshole, it's a radio announcement, whether it be real or not, Feltching is still real. Are you saying it's not real because you have done it? Hmm?

[sammorgan31]

proof that homosexuality is a mental disorder?

[NEPatriot]

SICK...TWISTED...BUT SO DAMN FUNNY!  ARMAGEDDON---OH LORD!!!!

[WaffleStitches]

HAHA! THATS WAT HAPPENS WEN UR BEING GAAY!

[roadKillartist]

Holy fuck. That was hysterical. I snotted myself laughing.

sis

[silverbeast75]

im in tears right now i havent laughed this hard in a long time

[bluemanor]

NOT REAL. Check snopes. People will believe anything I guess.

[aveng3r89]

22 people got hit with a gerbil propelled out of an anus xD

[shattered79]

ARMEGEDON!!!  ROFLMAO!!

[GenieC67]

Great job with the video commentary with the story!

[edyotter]

This is sooo funny If you dont laugh theres something wrong with you

[ngough]

Armageddon!

[dehz1975]

Funniest shit I have ever heard....ARMAGEDDON!!!

[MrDazzaG]

haha this is hillerious

is it real? haha

[ponkkaa]

Gerbil canon!  boom!

[atl30312]

Funny, but not true. Never published in LA Times.

[markovanhaddock]

I put this to music a few years back if anyone is interested. Search armageddon marko van haddock

Cheers Marko

[martynpank]

I was eating a bar of Chocolate when He said, 'Felching'.....I almost spewed!!

[thejuddermanuk]

Whatever happened to the hippocratic oath?

[Pighood]

These people are in charge of the U.S. Gubmint.

[rockinatmidnight]

Armageddon!

[aqshams]

What so funny about This SHET!

[chuckyko]

Andrew "Kinky" Fartum?

[agentapplerobin]

this is like eminem fack. "stick a gerbil in your ass through a tube"

[velvetundergroundx]

@agentapplerobin exactly what i was thinking haha!

[DibbityDan]

@JackOfAllGunz What does that have to do with anything

[FegelahBoychic]

Obviously fake since that's not how felching is done.

[Julian123123123]

@FegelahBoychic - are you an expert?

[Truehearthonestsoul]

loooooooooooooollllz... his kind of reminds me one of the most stupid things my friend has done for cheap entertainment like the one time where he put a firework between his butt cheeks and lit the firework, but soon after it followed by a fart of him being nervous my friends and I went to stay a hotel because the whole house, and area might as have been contaminated with the stinky smell of lit farts... loolz... the things some people do just makes you wonder.

[afroamo]

Armageddon Armageddon hahaha!!! ROFL

[SazzleT400]

LOL omg my stomach hurts haha, I love the way she shouts "ARMAGEDDON!" and the gerbal appears lol. I love how he broke his nose from the impact ROFL HAHA LMAO lol, this is hilarious!

[syco4420]

It is Robert D Rayford.

[lightswitch94]

one of the funniest things ive ever heard

[OptimumPointDesign8]

This is hilarious

[joshcena33]

Rofl broken nose from the impact XD

[richlinkin]

"oooh jesus chreist"

[WyrdDarcnyzz]

gah, that beep at the end...

[Korvane]

hahaha, that is some seriously funny/fucked up shit right there.

best safety word ever btw.

[felixthemaster1]

ahahahahahahahahahahahah! classic!

[gtur007666]

thats animal cruelty

[DoctorGproductions]

and they payed for it

[thedroversdaughter]

the things some people do for kicks!! is this for real?? oh well - dare to be different, makes my life and my book about my life experiences very boring :-)

[DingKong]

Haven't heard this for years... still cracks me up

[poisonKissX]

lol ^.^

[Twinkol08]

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[rawman18]

WTF is this? This is hilarious , LMAO!!!!!

[Skrall83]

this is a really old story, I first heard it back in collage, I think lemiwinks was matt and treys take on the story.

Think it might be an urban legend

Still really funny though :D

[McTaggStar]

Maybe you should go back to college* and learn to spell champ ;)

[snower5554]

wtf is this like lemmiwinks or something?

[frankie519]

lmao

[GateKeeperKeyMaster]

LMAO

[AlenaGirly]

!!why did they put the gerbil in there?!

[snoot87]

cuz they are a couple of faggots

[kslfcforlife]

fleching is the act of shoving a gerbil or similar type and size of animal up your arse using a tube..just like the story says!! lol

[kslfcforlife]

fleching is the act of shoving a gerbil or similar type and size of animal up your arse using a tube..just like the story says!! lol

[McTaggStar]

seriously....who does that!? thats absolutely disgusting, not to mention probably painful.

[jwizno4life]

@kslfcforlife y da FUCK would anyone in their right minds wanna do tht SHIT? ppl r sick

[kslfcforlife]

@jwizno4life i never said it was something people should do, it indeed is sick, but the radio announcer makes me laugh so much with how he tells the story! lol

[ButersSouth]

watch my vid....messing with phil

[b0ssh0gg]

Andrew "Kinky" Farnum.... hahaha

[tolindorden]

The funniest radio clip I've ever heard.. and no it never gets old even if I heard it first time some years back.. ARMAGEDDON!

[katedewar]

Funniest thing ever...

Would love for the person I shared this with to get back in contact though, it'd make it funny all over again :o)

[KwipperTheBear]

I too would be rolling with laughter at this!

[testicularfortitude1]

if it burns, we can used as fuel...if it explode, we can use it for our combustible engines...

[Verax22]

Riiiight... o_O

[AlbinoW08]

I was sent this vid,thinking it was an Armageddon story!XD

[buggoober]

that is absolutely hilarious

[Thecheckerchex]

...i pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum---

[tkmbuckeye]

fire!fire!fire!

[EthanElric]

ARMAGEDDON~~

[JenniferFonseca]

En 1850 une jeune fille nomée marion se fit pignardée. Maintenant que tu a lu s e message elle viendra te poignardée se soir a minuit sauf si tu mes se message dans 5 video

[GroundskeeperRonnie]

This is the oldest thing on the internet and still the best.

[Lukeeeeo]

this is soooo good, i just laugjed too hartd to take, too funny!!! that just cant be true!!!

[chillimac26]

lite my fire baby! wait NO PUT MY FIRE OUT! OH GOD!!!!!!!

[IPayStr8Guys2Talk2Me]

I have a feeling there aren't a lot of gay guys laughing at this story.

But it looks like straight guys find it hilarious!

[rg87ta]

ARMAGEDDON!!!

[FalconMarch]

Still absolutely hilarious no matter how many times I;'ve heard it LOL

[souless08]

This is like the funniest thing ever!! No matter how many times I hear it, I still laugh my azz off.

[GroundskeeperRonnie]

It just doesn't get old. I love it.

[crisnrachel]

@souless08 LOL you and me both =D

[KittySpanksYou]

the first time I ever heard it was about § years ago, on a saturday morning edition of best of john boy and billy, which means it had already been aired at least once before that

[DoctorPheelgood]

That's where I heard it too. It's the only time I've ever heard Raiford laugh. His reaction is almost funnier than the story itself.

[Hockman1311]

i want to know when this was aired, anyone know?

[whodahellstolemyname]

i first heard this approximately 8 years ago

[yrualeg1]

This was a live radio broadcast from the John Boy and Billy:The Big Show out of Charlotte,NC. The Story he read may not be true but the broadcast was So lighten up Frances.

[grundgemonster]

Is there anything you retards WON'T believe?

check snopes

[bobbymc88]

This is 100% true. I remember reading about this news clip in "Private Eye" (satirical publication...) just in case I'm mistaken for a chocolate engineer, in the early '80s. Don't think I've ever heard a funnier clip...

[bluewhiting]

ARMAGEDDON!!!!

[grundgemonster]

Real story my arse!

[AntonioFuego]

work in the ER for a few days. This isn't far fetched. some of teh things I seen get stuck and where. OMG. you try not and laugh when they come in and try and explain what they were doing.

[lovesfreedomtoo]

@AntonioFuego so true! I am a surgical tech & it is unbelieveable some of the things we have had to go in & retrieve & no matter how professional you try to be, you just sometimes have to leave the room to laugh. The worse I have assissted on was this guy who thought it would feel good to shove a baseball up his butt

[AnUnidentifiedMale]

Homos are hilarious - unless you're one of them. :)

[imnoromeo]

My choice for the next Darwin award.

[tallguy0215]

it cant be a darwin award because someone wouldve had to die in the story

[imnoromeo]

What about the hampster? Being lit on fire and shot out a guys ass sounds fairly lethal to me, or maybe you'd just hope it was. Being used for felching is a sentence worse than death in a way, so maybe beging blown up was a pleasent change for it.

[tallguy0215]

welll darwin awrds only apply to humans dying because its if they do something so stupid they remove themselves from the gene pool

[arawn72]

really... they just have to be removed from the gene pool, as in no longer able to reproduce, not dead to get a Darwin. Most people who get them do die. But not all. 1 was when a guys fiance moved in and his dog wouldnt stop humping her. So he got this 10 year old dog fixed. A week later while he tanning the dog bit it off. He got a Darwin

[tallguy0215]

oh well i've just never read a darwin award where someone hasnt died... but the dog bit his penis off is that what u meant by the story? i don't think that guy would deserve a darwin just sounds like an unfortunate mistake on the dogs part

[ffejgib]

2:25

ha HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

[boojoo83]

rofl

[redfroradio]

the gerbil is a butt pirate , he explores different places

[tobylester]

This is real story, the newsman is on the John Boy and Billy Show.

[ephidapoon]

this isnt a genuine news cast.. and the story is fake.

[COREY212122]

lmao wtf

[ch00bz0rzz]

hahaha funny, it would be cool to hear that live on the radio of soemthin

[lubeck07]

That was hilarious.

[RedOctober59]

Sounds like the Army has a new weapon.

The GERBIL CANNON!

[wulfluver14]

hahahaa!

[vincenick1]

Fantastic, first received it years ago and still funny today.

[yamahonkawazuki]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[micshaz]

propelling the rodent down like a cannon ball

[beriky]

FAKE! Urban Legend! Felching is sucking semen out of a guys (or girls) anus (or vagina). This is 'gerbiling' which is an urban legend.

[micshaz]

still a funny story

[OptimusSledge]

Fuck you. I bet you're a homo.

[AlterVision]

wow

[penguinz4ever121086]

soooooooooo funny!

[litvinroscooe]

Armageddon lmao

[Wootzors666]

Ahahahahaha!

[markcausa]

Hahahahaa

[krazypyrokidd]

i literally pissed. it was great. specially when he just sais "armageddin" at random times lol.

[SaintBroken]

"...,so I peared into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract it." From that point on it had to go wrong xDD ROFL I never laughed so hard in my entire life xD omfg I can't breath xDD

[buckyadams]

Typical dumb homo's. Hell will be a lot hotter.

[wingnut4427]

Homos are funny.. what won't they put up their asses ? lol

[AnUnidentifiedMale]

I'm a homo. Contact me and I'll answer your question. :)

[hetmaw123]

hahahaha not stupid

[freezingcowboy]

ARMAGEDDON FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[69kyla69]

wow ur a nerd

[phatslapper]

Stupid

[alextrubin]

So funny

[dmanny01]

I first heard this clip about 3 years ago and have been looking for it ever since. This is the funniest thing I have ever heard