ATHF - Carls Theme - Nine Pound Hammer

[sleezboy]

saw some ad for a movie or a TV show for "How to Rock" and I quickly thought of this song

[sonnyolivas]

this shoulda been the opening theme

[Axel10011]

get the fuck outta my pool!

[EntropicMisanthropic]

You see, they're made of a fiber optic technology that hug the flesh on my unique shape.

They circulate air around my genitals....and they wick the sweat off my balls.

You wanna know more about my pants?... I got some literature here.

[RandallPStudios]

So glad i watched this....

[RorschachPool]

Yeah, this song's pretty bad-ass. Almost makes me want to slip into my bad-ass red jeans.

[nochu2]

Carl maybe Blaine's long lost brother...........

[Mysterbyg]

"BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE JOINT!"

[cgoans]

belly hair..

[Bwakel]

A song with reasons as to why we should worship Carl.

[pelican116]

OMG NO1 RATE ITS AT 69!!

[cabinbowman]

Nice band name...really original lol

[Bullzeye95]

That, my friends, is cowpunk. Gotta love Scott Luallen's big fat hollerin' redneck delivery. Srsly, I love these guys.

And the line is from a quote in the ATHF movie. Carl the obese New Jersey Polack is describing his leopard-print spandex pants to neighbor Frylock:

"They're made of a fiber-optic technology that hug the flesh on my unique shape. They circulate air around my genitals... and they wick the sweat off my balls. . . You wanna know more about my pants? I got some literature here."

[blacklegionairsoft1]

how did it get the name cowpunk? the singer does remind me of a livestock redneck in a way!! lol

[AKstraightedge]

cowpunk sounds a bit catchier than "country influenced punk". dontcha think?

[thatguyoverthere12]

Its funny how they point to the garbage can n' shit.

[BIGgourami]

the pants that i wear whick the sweat from my balls...

classic

[donalddub1970]

belmont and 99 , thats where the whores hang out

[STPVH1]

I love the lyric, "Get the fuck out of my pool!"

[hatezyousamon]

Carl gets the best lol...

[ashburn247]

"more than a feeling is the worlds greatest song." hahaha greatest lyric ever.

[Suzume18]

I disagree, "get the fuck out of my pool!", superior.

[phemohilia]

I think this has just totally fucking blown my mind!!!

[PANICBLADE]

I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!

[WestwoodGryphon]

No wonder this is classified as THE Battle anthem.

[shogo13]

entry 109 Thats where the skanks hang out

[ccfs]

exit 109, as in the garden state pkwy...

which is red bank nj.

also, wharf avenue from "i want candy - mc pee pants/mc chris" (6-1-2, wharf avenue) is in red bank.

could this be the home of aqua teen hunger force?

[ein311]

well, they are from jersey....

[EdwinShy]

Get the f*ck of my pool !

[EdwinShy]

I have question ... does anyone know what is the name in the aqua teen hunger force movie credits ?

[articpalmtrees81]

Best movie ever i love ATHF

[thrash0till0death]

omg guys its whip the sweat from my balls not wipe or wick

[ccfs]

uhmm ouch bro, that'd hurt lol

no it is wick.. so yeaa

[Sluntrox]

It's wick.

He says it in the movie.

[MeetR1GHT30US]

that movie fuckin rocked, and so does this song.

Who has the tableture for this???

[EvanYogus]

meetrighteous, you don't need any tablature. TABS ARE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO ROCK, WHICH NOBODY HERE NEEDS.

[TheSamus032]

@EvanYogus hahhahahhahhahhahhahha

[DharkSamuel]

FYI:

put the movie on subtitles, you'll see it says wick

[dtdrulz1]

@DharkSamuel it does say wick. real fans know that. thank you for posting this! I have the DVD! <3

[REILLYAssociatedActs]

@thrash0till0death Its wick bro

[aljo925]

its true. they wick the sweat from my balls!!!

[randompool]

Best line EVER "the pants that i wear wipe the sweat from my balls."

[WickedWorld91]

even better, "exit 109 baby thats were the skanks hang out" lol

[randompool]

you know what,that line might be better.lol

[GetenGeten]

I really love that Carl got his own song, finally. I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

[beanersarepimps]

its the worlds greatest song

[DeadSquirrelsRule]

@beanersarepimps

no more than a feeling by boston is silly! this is a close second though! lol :D

[kllobersaurus]

@beanersarepimps

I've been drinking beer all day and have this song on repeat..I'm ready to punch a RHINO IN THE FACE....

[lewzr4life]

THIS VIDEO IS WINNER!!!!!!!!

[abnl]

Wicked.

[Rovert76]

This song fucking rocks!

[flik6993]

BEST SONG EVER!!!

[TOXIC00L]

i dont need no instructions to know how to rock who set ths on mind games

[honkifyoudonk]

This was the best song from the best movie ever made.

[DharkSamuel]

hell ya it is...

[sabbathfilms]

i dont know, the "cut you with a linoluem knife" song was pretty much the greatest song ever written, and the best intro to a movie... EVER.

[DharkSamuel]

Funniest opening to a movie for sure.

[awesomelystupid]

Best first five minutes into a movie EVER!!! Even Chris Gore said so. lol