First Time Hooker

[spaghettiisFOB]

If you force a hooker for sex, is it rape or shoplifting?

[sublimeade]

pimps go to Costco for their chips

[SkinnyAssassin]

Not funnay

[jayatee]

dude... just slap the bitch and take the pussy..

[AuthentiqProductions]

this was so lame. thanks for the suckass video douchebags!

[hidingbehind]

Epic...

[TheCasualMafia]

@hidingbehind We agree, thank you so much!

[jbusername217]

this shit is hilarious! I feel this is where the abuse and discipline slaps would come in handy.

[TheCasualMafia]

@jbusername217 The relationship between a ho her pimp is very special. Violent Lyle doesn't believe in raising his hand against Celery Salt unless the ho tries to keep his money.

[nateroc212]

@TheCasualMafia Tell your friend i said she has nice tits

[pepeprs]

in real life hookers get beaten and raped by there pimp so many times before they have made it to there first john they are to afraid and numb to care.

[nateroc212]

@pepeprs i no more pimps than u and thats not how it works

[pepeprs]

@nateroc212 sorry but the real world is a little different than fantasy, this is something which is quite common.

[nateroc212]

@pepeprs so where do u get your experience with hookers and pimps from im serious when i say i know pimps and theres different kinds of pimps some do beat there hoes up and treat them like shit some control them with drugs and dont have to beat them some are just good with words and take care of all the hoes financial things cause they dont know how and the list can go on with pimping techniques thats the real world not some super fly bull shit u see in the movies about pimps pimp slaping hoes

[hecktick133]

I don't blame him for getting frustrated...I wouldn;t be able to resist either with that girl ;)

[CAW118]

ahaha

[ThePrimetech]

How old are you?

[janagax]

Kate Presutti is so HOT!

[ThePrimetech]

Hooray. Bloopers I bet.

[HypnoToad90]

She can't dance

[Mafwoof]

Amen.

[OverlordJake]

tasty... sandwich

[JasmineLuvsLyfe]

'Can we just fuck so i can get the hell out ofe here?!'

fave. =]

[BiGMANJOE32]

either you strip or i will call the pimp real easy lol

[Lesser0n3]

Father peter LOL

[DudeImStoned]

Great skit :P

Side note, she is so fuckin hot LOL!

[bugsycline]

I hope he didn't already pay

[mattdogg65]

Celery Salt haha

[Untlds]

this is why you fuck her then pay her so everyone stays happy lol

[Malachai2012]

he needs a refund

[31dh]

HOOK:)

[BallsMackGee]

WOW - definitely not funny!! The ONLY thing it has going for it is that she's attractive. Stick to music videos!!!!

[PegasusRPG]

Heh, the compassionate part of me (which is most of me) would have this video go differently...but that would destroy the humor, I know. :)

[2BSilveR]

OMG SHUT UP! she totally defeats the purpose of a hooker.

Worst hooker ever.

And to that may i say bravo :D

[StewartVocality]

hahahaha she looks like shes gonna shove that phone up his ass

[saxtonjammie]

(ಠ_ಠ)

[yozmosis]

Isn't x= zero ??

[1973MaseratiBora]

Wow.

That "Hook" line made me spit out my drink, right on to my burrito.

You just ruined my dinner.

In an awesome way though.

[cyberdemon107]

if anyone will pay for ignorance, you will pay your weight in solid gold

[23nolan23]

ahahaha these guys r great. way fuckin better than that college humor crap.

[Schroeder182]

How are these guys not more famous?

[TheCasualMafia]

Just launched last week my man, but thanks for the comment, means the world

[Graaaainy]

what? that says a lot

[napalmsaliva]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  XD

[calikristos]

3:06

[lovesem101]

ha ha ha! That sucks for that guy.

[ThaddeusWaddletrot]

best part...

Violent Lyle: "Seriously?"

[dwb325]

Unrealistic! What dude wouldn't be into that naughty phone dance?

[nicksgoodies]

"Ever since I saw that movie with Julia Roberts!" LOL

[BigHouseFilm]

I love CELERY SALT!!!!!