Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone into a coma,when the guy woke up Chuck was right there and kicked him into ANOTHER coma.He never woke up though.
Chuck norris created Uranium when he farted...The Tsar bomb was when the russians went sky diving with him and chuck norris,s chute didnt open so he decided to free fall.....the 10 other people who skydove with him died when chuck norris impacted Earth and the explosion incinerated, and desecrated their bodies.
Later that day chuck norris drank a bottle of wiskie and burped witch created Radium. Chuck norris later on that same day stoped on the ground and the mountains were created.
U were beaten by chuck norris' satr because he always wins always oop and angrybeaver94 u better watch out for what u said chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick u
The Chuck Norris star is actually a tomb that houses the many victims of his roundhouse kick. Soon this guy will be under there, as we will all be someday too. Simply a matter of time.
Chuck Noris impregnated a chicken simply by looking at it! (Like God did to Mary, but BETTER) The mother hen named the six chicks: Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris AND Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris! Mother and chicks are doing well!
Occording I Can Tell The Chuck Tile Grabed Your Feet, Also You Dont Do That Beacause Chuck Will Do what @hmoon99 Said, He WILL RoundHouse Kick You Yesturday
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris is suing myspace for what he already calls everything around you.
lol that guy tryed to kick chuck norris but chuck norris owned him and he wasnt even their!!! lol own boy DONT DROPKICK CHUCK NORRIS.........EVER!!!!!
Chuck Norris's star only has 0.0002% of Chuck Norris's actual power level, but scientists have proved that this is more than enough to destroy a major city.
chuck norris is the only one who can defeat chuck norris (actually they are still fighting, but the advantage is always from chuck norris)
NyaNya752534 2 months ago
That was dumb
benpike1010 2 months ago
@bokilcb Huh... God? You mean Chuck Norris removed that date!
mam2z 4 months ago
Chuck Norris gave u a warning
kasper915 4 months ago 2
chuck norris always wins
TheGsteven 5 months ago 3
this guy is a dumbass noone kicks chuck norris NOONE
nuyoricanc3 5 months ago 2
when you go to sleep chuck norris will find you and end you
iimuHnoid 6 months ago
Even Chuck Norris' star is badass. Dude got pwnd by his star on the Walk of Fame. ha ha..you SUCK!
phillyphilhouse79 6 months ago 4
chuck noris's star dropped you.
roymolina22 6 months ago 6
Chuck Norris went home to be a family man!
Rolie619 6 months ago
Even when you just look at his name you get pwnd by ********.
5P00N1 6 months ago
Chuck Norris knew he was there, så he just looked at the grond, and it shattered from pure awesomnes, and thats how this man in the video fell..!
Admirdakaj 6 months ago
drop kick FAIL!
NightmareStoriesCorp 6 months ago
if you roundhouse kick chucknorris, your leg will break
bboyrulz 6 months ago
Chuck Norris said stop so he made him fall.
chrisstevensjunior 7 months ago
I'll call the real Chuck to show you a thing or two or three.
chrisstevensjunior 7 months ago
the worst part for a child isnt when he finds out that santa isnt real, its when he finds out chuck norris is.
funwithfireworks608 7 months ago
thats what happns when you try to imitate chuck norris
LankyFaLife 7 months ago
FAIL
minerfortyniner 8 months ago
did he just try to hump chuck norris star?! :O
SuperRijul 8 months ago 3
some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas
keatonbable 8 months ago
when chuck norris want catch a Train......He lasso it
CssGamestar 8 months ago
Chuck Norris Twitched when this guy landed on his hollywood star.
( May Chuck Have Mercy On Him )
harrowlow 9 months ago
your luckey to be alive chuck norris will kill you now
kieranboy101 9 months ago
chuck norris has use THE FORCE to strafe this man .
TheNatalonline 10 months ago
Damn, even his star is badass
punktheman 10 months ago 7
he knows he's gonna die, right?
LaGlavas 10 months ago 8
ur si dead,,,he will find you!
robizeratul 10 months ago 3
this is why you never try to roundhouse kick anything that has to do with chuck norris
hunterguy908 11 months ago 5
RIP man with bare feet
balado1988 11 months ago 5
@tapoutcampion111 Piss off Chuck Norris, or let him try to use Google on your computer and it refuses to help him; then you'll see how.
DANTHEBLACKBARON 11 months ago
dead man walking
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phildrummer1 11 months ago
ur lucky he didnt want to hurt u.. cuz his fist woulda came out of the middle of the star
xTheMeanBeanx 11 months ago 5
How about join to JACKASS Inc.
Darkydog94 1 year ago
@MrSirsilence hey how u do that
tapoutcampion111 1 year ago
that upside-down comment is really freaking me out
bongothemagicalmonky 1 year ago 10
Chuck Norris Is So Powerful He Blocked The Shot without even being there!.
neutralbalance 1 year ago 4
did he die?
scar504 1 year ago
@scar504 yes....but he lived
THeBeAtLe121 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is so gay that when he goes to the donkey show, he gets jealous of the woman.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of showing everyone how loose his asshole is
iscrulz 1 year ago
@iscrulz chuck norris is awesome your gay
100microsoftsam 1 year ago
@iscrulz fuck you chuck norris is awesome your gay
100microsoftsam 1 year ago
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone into a coma,when the guy woke up Chuck was right there and kicked him into ANOTHER coma.He never woke up though.
OMFGEPICFACE123 1 year ago
@OMFGEPICFACE123 im sorry but that guy would have died no matter what
breeny23 1 year ago
Thats what you get for trying to kick Chuck Norris's star, the next day, He will roundhouse kick your house down along with you
TheGiff1432 1 year ago
If you Google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked", it generates 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
TheKota98 1 year ago
@TheKota98 In other way Chuck Norris will come to your home and Ass-kick you.
Darkydog94 1 year ago
this man die the next day...
carlvincarlvin 1 year ago 7
Comment Removed By Chuck Norris
XtomX223 1 year ago 2
dam man do u need a seatbelt
kk2261 1 year ago
The wise star!!
DonBugatti 1 year ago
Chuck norris created Uranium when he farted...The Tsar bomb was when the russians went sky diving with him and chuck norris,s chute didnt open so he decided to free fall.....the 10 other people who skydove with him died when chuck norris impacted Earth and the explosion incinerated, and desecrated their bodies.
Later that day chuck norris drank a bottle of wiskie and burped witch created Radium. Chuck norris later on that same day stoped on the ground and the mountains were created.
Alerukio 1 year ago
@Alerukio that is the most stupid thing i've heard about chuck, so your saying mountains were created after the Tsar bomb? stupid prick
InitialDirt 1 year ago
Now you're fucked.
kurtlego1 1 year ago 5
Even Chuck Norris' possessions can kick your ass...
Gazadaman86 1 year ago 4
Chuck Norris' star reached out and grabbed him...
wmichswingers 1 year ago
I love how no one else in the video helped him up. They didn't even look to see if he was hurt. People in large cities are bastards. F*** hollywood
JEPMANLEMON 1 year ago
@JEPMANLEMON lol they were scarred to cause they thought they might get their ass kicked by chuck too
Teehee4t2 1 year ago
chuck norris' awesomeness made everybody on youtube to make fun of him
ianisyanyan 1 year ago
chuck norris use his mind power from miles away to fuck you up.
elsicario809 1 year ago
MYBE NEXT TIME
MrNutShot1 1 year ago
all will fail.
sharpshootertrigga 1 year ago
FAIL
BlueDud3E 1 year ago
You even got pwned by Chuck Norris' Star, he wasn't even there!!!
ClarkeZor 1 year ago 4
ur roundhouse kick SUCKED
leaf732 1 year ago
even when chuck norris isnt there, you cant kick his ass.
DJdude250 1 year ago
Chuck norris roundhoused kicked him fucking tard
hotandfilthy 1 year ago
The poor guy, he never even stood a chance.
pyromanizak 1 year ago
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about chuck norris.
SpazInBlack 1 year ago 63
You cant touch Chuck Norris, even if he is a stone block on a side walk... he will get even if he is very far away.
stickmanpwner64 1 year ago
U were beaten by chuck norris' satr because he always wins always oop and angrybeaver94 u better watch out for what u said chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick u
kk2261 1 year ago
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding....
windows7ultimate 1 year ago
Ever wondered why nobody walks anywhere in LA? Its not because Americans are fat or lazy its because this stone in on the path.
xoChrisiskingox 1 year ago
You got round house'd by Chuck Norris's star!
LexToob 1 year ago 2
If you play this video in slow motion you can actually see Chuck coming in and roundhouse kick the guy to defend his star
predetor911 1 year ago
The Chuck Norris star is actually a tomb that houses the many victims of his roundhouse kick. Soon this guy will be under there, as we will all be someday too. Simply a matter of time.
Jetlihenchman 1 year ago
Chuck Noris impregnated a chicken simply by looking at it! (Like God did to Mary, but BETTER) The mother hen named the six chicks: Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris AND Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris! Mother and chicks are doing well!
wordsofwisdom2009 1 year ago
Haha . Dancee ; D . Cool Hollywoodo ! ; D
zakoffanaa2 1 year ago
chuck norris owned you, and he wasn´t there, but he is everywhere
juampialarcon 1 year ago
@juampialarcon i think i heard a girl scream wow loser lmao XD
SYNAPSIS748 1 year ago
No no, my brother, Chuck Norris is not the man, the man, is Chuck Norris. Please admit this before you get desintigrated!!
darknyro2 1 year ago
-distant- are you okay ?
Hydrovah 1 year ago
Chuck Norris' walk of fame star is ONLY protected by Chuck Norris himself.
Mrforthoseabout2rock 1 year ago
it accually looks like he hit his foot pretty damn hard. guess thats what happens when ya try to fuck with chuck norris...
cronicd20 1 year ago
Occording I Can Tell The Chuck Tile Grabed Your Feet, Also You Dont Do That Beacause Chuck Will Do what @hmoon99 Said, He WILL RoundHouse Kick You Yesturday
TheCharlHolmes 1 year ago
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
ozzyweird123 1 year ago
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
ozzyweird123 1 year ago
Tu te crois marrant !
sta7v 1 year ago
Hollywood outta put caution tapes around Chuck Norris' star
yuukun12 1 year ago
Did you see that, he was mentally kicked from behind by Chuck!
leonscottkennedy147 1 year ago
chuck norris has a nightlight because darkness is afraid of him
PaulPower99 1 year ago
You even get your ass kicked by chuck norris when he's not even there. Or is he?
ilovemusicfyi 1 year ago
Don't fuck with the Chuck!
bammagamma 1 year ago
HE LANDED LIKE A FISH!
DemiLavatoFan1000 1 year ago
I lol'd harder than I should have :(
isisinabi 1 year ago
he died
sshiftyp 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is just that awesome. His star kicked a guy's ass.
BoydFootball44 1 year ago
chuck norris went to the virgin islands and when he left its just the islands now
ojoj626 1 year ago
In America, Chuck Norris is invincible
In soviet russia, Chuck Norris is undestructible
sparta1107 1 year ago
chuck norris died years ago death is to scared to come get him
Angry91897 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can kick your ass from where ever he is.
hrtom 1 year ago
fuckin wanker
Mushivlwgn 1 year ago
chuck norris sensed that you were going to do that and pwned you with his mind!
neckarsulme 1 year ago
chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris
TheMetalg00se 1 year ago
You can't kick as Chuck Norris cuz he kicks you!
darkof 1 year ago
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chuck norris is the biggest faggot on this earth
angrybeaver94 1 year ago
chuck norris doesnt get frostbite, chuck norris bites frost
choobthenoob145 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
cosmin5678 1 year ago
the dead sea was killed by chuck norris
chuck norris can beat the wall at squash
chuck norris founded Nemo
jesus can walk on water.chuck norris can walk on jesus
chuck norris doesn't believe in god.god believes in chuck norris
cosmin5678 1 year ago
chuck norris can divide by 0
the kids are affraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of chuck norris
CHUCK NORRIS LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS FATHER
chuck norris invented the water
chuck norris is the real dad of Luke Skywalke
chuck norris was born before the egg and the chicken
cosmin5678 1 year ago
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RUN!
Run like Chuck Norris was chasing you, because he IS!
silverleon777 1 year ago
Fail
DarkSoraMan 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world an punch himslrf in the bak of the hed lol
xXGhostriderXx4 1 year ago
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris is suing myspace for what he already calls everything around you.
HDjason1080P 1 year ago
Did he die?
chvick 1 year ago 4
that depends on wether chuck norris lets him live or not.
neckarsulme 1 year ago 2
You should know better than to try and mess with chuck norris
379petertoy 1 year ago
the only one who can survive prolonged contact to that star is Megan Fox laying nude on it lol.
boomchakalaka0 1 year ago 5
only bright people can understand n1 lol
obeNNN 1 year ago
EAT MY ASS FAGGOT
SGTSAMMICHBOY 1 year ago
lol that guy tryed to kick chuck norris but chuck norris owned him and he wasnt even their!!! lol own boy DONT DROPKICK CHUCK NORRIS.........EVER!!!!!
even when hes not their he'll get u lol
TheScootaPro 1 year ago 2
why does this have only 3 1/2 stars?
AdrUnltd 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOL
Initialchaoz 1 year ago
that just proves that chuck norris pwns so much that he could nock u out with his star
MrNickgm10 1 year ago 4
Even Chuck Norris's star is too awesome for mortal men
DiamondJake01 1 year ago 5
dirty hobbit feet
UnstableUranium 1 year ago 2
hahahaha dude u had me rolling with ur comment hahahaha!
dindints 1 year ago
Epic Fail. :3
NumaxBear 1 year ago
chuck norris ties his shoe laces with his feet
machado420cody 1 year ago 3
dude!! wash your dirty ass feet
richdatdude2 1 year ago 2
LOL!
WasiqKhan29 1 year ago
i agree
randomlolkid 1 year ago
ehhh chuck norris isnt that great. bruce lee kicked the shit outta him
theadditude 1 year ago
In a movie....
owenneil 1 year ago
Only in the movies.
cotybarker 1 year ago
@theadditude This is false information, the person who told you this is dead, the person who told that person is dead, Bruce Lee also happens dead!
xoChrisiskingox 1 year ago
chuck norris actually made this guy wet his bed out of fear because he was mocking his star
punongkahoy312 1 year ago
Its impossible, everybody knows that
amirjones03 1 year ago
FAIL!!!!!!
Jodetepues1 1 year ago
even his star will block your kick and drop you like a bitch :D lol try kicking his cowboy hat and see what happens
R0ckerGam3r 1 year ago
Chuck Norris's star only has 0.0002% of Chuck Norris's actual power level, but scientists have proved that this is more than enough to destroy a major city.
33hegemon 1 year ago 11
@33hegemon Planet**
BlitzMKPS 1 year ago
If you Touch Chuck Norris Star, You Die
Alfreditopr 1 year ago 6
He's lucky Chuck Norris didn't pop out of the star and kick his ass
Outkastisthegreatest 1 year ago 45
@Outkastisthegreatest chuck norris is everywhere.
robincsg 1 year ago
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Chuck Norris can suck my balls. Chuck Norris is a peice of shit.
Dusknoir619 1 year ago
Run, flee, hide... you are not going to last long.
Samanov91 1 year ago 44
@Dusknoir619 Could you leave me your house in your will please?
xoChrisiskingox 1 year ago
HELLA DUMB
WUZUPPER101 1 year ago
ha haaaaaaaa fucking wanker
madmanbehindye 1 year ago
Hell yeh
JuniourRecords 1 year ago
fail no1 can mess w/chuck!
helrocks100 1 year ago
hahah even his star owns lol
CarolynMahlen0024 1 year ago 2
Right before you attempted to kick the star, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you......from his house.
NYlatinothug 1 year ago
Run before chuck gets you xD
mam2z 1 year ago
even his star kicks ass
AnalOrgy 1 year ago 3
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on on dry land. LOL XD
never mess wit chuck c uz he can kik you in the back of da face
Rakoyify 1 year ago 6
and here is your winner, chuck norris
AlexShelleyMCMG 1 year ago
EPIC PHAILURE LOL
nozdormuu 1 year ago
PWNED!
nefron1 1 year ago
EPIC FAIL! DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK! XD
shivan30 1 year ago
dude did he just break his dick on the concrete??
Chuck Norris would be ashamed!
oicu2ok1 1 year ago
he had a boner becuse he saw chucks name
cursednero 1 year ago 2
according to theory of relativity chuck norris can roundhouse kick you... yesterday
hmoon99 1 year ago 41
@hmoon99 also if chuck norris roundhouse kicked somebody at the exact same time mr. t gave someone an uppercut the world would end
dbills369 1 year ago
OWNED
MrV1C7OR 1 year ago 2
failllll
macfozzi 2 years ago 2
Wlking on this will knock you out cold
hotdog2020 2 years ago
When he landed on Chuck Norris's stone he automaticly had sex with him.
peronkop 2 years ago 2
he had a baby boy names chuck norris he lives on
valcrist666 2 years ago
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad... (but technically virginity lost chuck norris
Finlander90 2 years ago 2
Wouldn't it be great if some random guy punched his lights out immediatly afterwards? lol.
dude15697 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesnt mow the grass.... he just stares at it and dares it to grow...
StoneColdFan5101 2 years ago 8
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table cuz the only element he believes in is the element of suprise!!!
eljackus 2 years ago
chuck norris' hidden talent is invisibility
lightninglj 2 years ago 2
dont worry the guy in vid. chuck knows the element of surprise and he counter atacked you :D
bulldogg1111 2 years ago
Lol even chuck norris's star takes down a guy. Truely epic.
danielkirk1 2 years ago 5
chuck norris doesnt read books...the books read him
BlitzNbackr34 2 years ago
no its Chuck norris doesnt read books ... he stares at them untill he gets the information
trucomment 2 years ago
Chuck Norris stares at the books and gets the information he needs.
bliznut 2 years ago
Chuck Norris's first job was a paperboy. . . there were no survivors
gocards1982 2 years ago