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  • chuck norris is the only one who can defeat chuck norris (actually they are still fighting, but the advantage is always from chuck norris)

  • That was dumb

  • @bokilcb Huh... God? You mean Chuck Norris removed that date!

  • Chuck Norris gave u a warning

  • chuck norris always wins

  • this guy is a dumbass noone kicks chuck norris NOONE 

  • when you go to sleep chuck norris will find you and end you

  • Even Chuck Norris' star is badass. Dude got pwnd by his star on the Walk of Fame. ha ha..you SUCK!

  • chuck noris's star dropped you.

  • Chuck Norris went home to be a family man!

  • Even when you just look at his name you get pwnd by ********.

  • Chuck Norris knew he was there, så he just looked at the grond, and it shattered from pure awesomnes, and thats how this man in the video fell..!

  • drop kick FAIL!

  • if you roundhouse kick chucknorris, your leg will break

  • Chuck Norris said stop so he made him fall.

  • I'll call the real Chuck to show you a thing or two or three.

  • the worst part for a child isnt when he finds out that santa isnt real, its when he finds out chuck norris is.

  • thats what happns when you try to imitate chuck norris

  • FAIL

  • did he just try to hump chuck norris star?! :O

  • some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

  • when chuck norris want catch a Train......He lasso it

  • Chuck Norris Twitched when this guy landed on his hollywood star.

    ( May Chuck Have Mercy On Him )

  • your luckey to be alive chuck norris will kill you now

  • chuck norris has use THE FORCE to strafe this man .

  • Damn, even his star is badass

  • he knows he's gonna die, right?

  • ur si dead,,,he will find you!

  • this is why you never try to roundhouse kick anything that has to do with chuck norris

  • RIP man with bare feet

  • @tapoutcampion111 Piss off Chuck Norris, or let him try to use Google on your computer and it refuses to help him; then you'll see how.

  • dead man walking

  • ur lucky he didnt want to hurt u.. cuz his fist woulda came out of the middle of the star

  • How about join to JACKASS Inc.

  • @MrSirsilence hey how u do that

  • that upside-down comment is really freaking me out

  • Chuck Norris Is So Powerful He Blocked The Shot without even being there!.

  • did he die?

  • @scar504 yes....but he lived

  • Chuck Norris is so gay that when he goes to the donkey show, he gets jealous of the woman.

    Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of showing everyone how loose his asshole is

  • @iscrulz chuck norris is awesome your gay

  • @iscrulz fuck you chuck norris is awesome your gay

  • Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone into a coma,when the guy woke up Chuck was right there and kicked him into ANOTHER coma.He never woke up though.

  • @OMFGEPICFACE123 im sorry but that guy would have died no matter what

  • Thats what you get for trying to kick Chuck Norris's star, the next day, He will roundhouse kick your house down along with you

  • If you Google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked", it generates 0 results. It just doesn't happen.

  • @TheKota98 In other way Chuck Norris will come to your home and Ass-kick you.

  • this man die the next day...

  • Comment Removed By Chuck Norris

  • dam man do u need a seatbelt

  • The wise star!!

  • Chuck norris created Uranium when he farted...The Tsar bomb was when the russians went sky diving with him and chuck norris,s chute didnt open so he decided to free fall.....the 10 other people who skydove with him died when chuck norris impacted Earth and the explosion incinerated, and desecrated their bodies.

    Later that day chuck norris drank a bottle of wiskie and burped witch created Radium. Chuck norris later on that same day stoped on the ground and the mountains were created.

  • @Alerukio that is the most stupid thing i've heard about chuck, so your saying mountains were created after the Tsar bomb? stupid prick

  • Now you're fucked.

  • Even Chuck Norris' possessions can kick your ass...

  • Chuck Norris' star reached out and grabbed him...

  • I love how no one else in the video helped him up. They didn't even look to see if he was hurt. People in large cities are bastards. F*** hollywood

  • @JEPMANLEMON lol they were scarred to cause they thought they might get their ass kicked by chuck too

  • chuck norris' awesomeness made everybody on youtube to make fun of him

  • chuck norris use his mind power from miles away to fuck you up.

  • MYBE NEXT TIME

  • all will fail.

  • FAIL

  • You even got pwned by Chuck Norris' Star, he wasn't even there!!!

  • ur roundhouse kick SUCKED

  • even when chuck norris isnt there, you cant kick his ass.

  • Chuck norris roundhoused kicked him fucking tard

  • The poor guy, he never even stood a chance.

  • Freddy Krueger has nightmares about chuck norris.

  • You cant touch Chuck Norris, even if he is a stone block on a side walk... he will get even if he is very far away.

  • U were beaten by chuck norris' satr because he always wins always oop and angrybeaver94 u better watch out for what u said chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse kick u

  • chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding....

  • Ever wondered why nobody walks anywhere in LA? Its not because Americans are fat or lazy its because this stone in on the path.

  • You got round house'd by Chuck Norris's star!

  • If you play this video in slow motion you can actually see Chuck coming in and roundhouse kick the guy to defend his star

  • The Chuck Norris star is actually a tomb that houses the many victims of his roundhouse kick. Soon this guy will be under there, as we will all be someday too. Simply a matter of time.

  • Chuck Noris impregnated a chicken simply by looking at it! (Like God did to Mary, but BETTER) The mother hen named the six chicks: Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris AND Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris! Mother and chicks are doing well!

  • Haha . Dancee ; D . Cool Hollywoodo ! ; D

  • chuck norris owned you, and he wasn´t there, but he is everywhere

  • @juampialarcon i think i heard a girl scream wow loser lmao XD

  • No no, my brother, Chuck Norris is not the man, the man, is Chuck Norris. Please admit this before you get desintigrated!!

  • -distant- are you okay ?

  • Chuck Norris' walk of fame star is ONLY protected by Chuck Norris himself.

  • it accually looks like he hit his foot pretty damn hard. guess thats what happens when ya try to fuck with chuck norris...

  • Occording I Can Tell The Chuck Tile Grabed Your Feet, Also You Dont Do That Beacause Chuck Will Do what @hmoon99 Said, He WILL RoundHouse Kick You Yesturday

  • Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

  • Tu te crois marrant !

  • Hollywood outta put caution tapes around Chuck Norris' star

  • Did you see that, he was mentally kicked from behind by Chuck!

  • chuck norris has a nightlight because darkness is afraid of him

  • You even get your ass kicked by chuck norris when he's not even there. Or is he?

  • Don't fuck with the Chuck!

  • HE LANDED LIKE A FISH!

  • I lol'd harder than I should have :(

  • he died

  • Chuck Norris is just that awesome. His star kicked a guy's ass.

  • chuck norris went to the virgin islands and when he left its just the islands now

  • In America, Chuck Norris is invincible

    In soviet russia, Chuck Norris is undestructible

  • chuck norris died years ago death is to scared to come get him

  • Chuck Norris can kick your ass from where ever he is.

  • fuckin wanker

  • chuck norris sensed that you were going to do that and pwned you with his mind!

  • chuck norris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris

  • You can't kick as Chuck Norris cuz he kicks you!

  • chuck norris doesnt get frostbite, chuck norris bites frost

  • Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

  • the dead sea was killed by chuck norris

    chuck norris can beat the wall at squash

    chuck norris founded Nemo

    jesus can walk on water.chuck norris can walk on jesus

    chuck norris doesn't believe in god.god believes in chuck norris

  • chuck norris can divide by 0

    the kids are affraid of the dark...the dark is afraid of chuck norris

    CHUCK NORRIS LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS FATHER

    chuck norris invented the water

    chuck norris is the real dad of Luke Skywalke

    chuck norris was born before the egg and the chicken

  • ...

    RUN!

    Run like Chuck Norris was chasing you, because he IS!

  • Fail

  • Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world an punch himslrf in the bak of the hed lol

  • When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up, he is pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris is suing myspace for what he already calls everything around you.

  • Did he die?

  • that depends on wether chuck norris lets him live or not.

  • You should know better than to try and mess with chuck norris

  • the only one who can survive prolonged contact to that star is Megan Fox laying nude on it lol.

  • only bright people can understand n1 lol

  • EAT MY ASS FAGGOT

  • lol that guy tryed to kick chuck norris but chuck norris owned him and he wasnt even their!!! lol own boy DONT DROPKICK CHUCK NORRIS.........EVER!!!!!

    even when hes not their he'll get u lol

  • why does this have only 3 1/2 stars?

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

  • that just proves that chuck norris pwns so much that he could nock u out with his star

  • Even Chuck Norris's star is too awesome for mortal men

  • dirty hobbit feet

  • hahahaha dude u had me rolling with ur comment hahahaha!

  • Epic Fail. :3

  • chuck norris ties his shoe laces with his feet

  • dude!! wash your dirty ass feet

  • LOL!

  • i agree

  • ehhh chuck norris isnt that great. bruce lee kicked the shit outta him

  • In a movie....

  • Only in the movies.

  • @theadditude This is false information, the person who told you this is dead, the person who told that person is dead, Bruce Lee also happens dead!

  • chuck norris actually made this guy wet his bed out of fear because he was mocking his star

  • Its impossible, everybody knows that

  • FAIL!!!!!!

  • even his star will block your kick and drop you like a bitch :D lol try kicking his cowboy hat and see what happens

  • Chuck Norris's star only has 0.0002% of Chuck Norris's actual power level, but scientists have proved that this is more than enough to destroy a major city.

  • @33hegemon Planet**

  • If you Touch Chuck Norris Star, You Die

  • He's lucky Chuck Norris didn't pop out of the star and kick his ass

  • @Outkastisthegreatest chuck norris is everywhere.

  • Run, flee, hide... you are not going to last long.

  • @Dusknoir619 Could you leave me your house in your will please?

  • HELLA DUMB

  • ha haaaaaaaa fucking wanker

  • Hell yeh

  • fail no1 can mess w/chuck!

  • hahah even his star owns lol

  • Right before you attempted to kick the star, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked you......from his house.

  • Run before chuck gets you xD

  • even his star kicks ass

  • jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on on dry land. LOL XD

    never mess wit chuck c uz he can kik you in the back of da face

  • and here is your winner, chuck norris

  • EPIC PHAILURE LOL

  • PWNED!

  • EPIC FAIL! DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK! XD

  • dude did he just break his dick on the concrete??

    Chuck Norris would be ashamed!

  • he had a boner becuse he saw chucks name

  • according to theory of relativity chuck norris can roundhouse kick you... yesterday

  • @hmoon99 also if chuck norris roundhouse kicked somebody at the exact same time mr. t gave someone an uppercut the world would end

  • OWNED

  • failllll

  • Wlking on this will knock you out cold

  • When he landed on Chuck Norris's stone he automaticly had sex with him.

  • he had a baby boy names chuck norris he lives on

  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad... (but technically virginity lost chuck norris

  • Wouldn't it be great if some random guy punched his lights out immediatly afterwards? lol.

  • Chuck Norris doesnt mow the grass.... he just stares at it and dares it to grow...

  • chuck norris destroyed the periodic table cuz the only element he believes in is the element of suprise!!!

  • chuck norris' hidden talent is invisibility

  • dont worry the guy in vid. chuck knows the element of surprise and he counter atacked you :D

  • Lol even chuck norris's star takes down a guy. Truely epic.

  • chuck norris doesnt read books...the books read him

  • no its Chuck norris doesnt read books ... he stares at them untill he gets the information

  • Chuck Norris stares at the books and gets the information he needs.

  • Chuck Norris's first job was a paperboy. . . there were no survivors