Dont Thinko de Mayo

[thatguyCrow]

This was my first ever 5SF, and is still my fave

[TheL3ibniz]

I ALWAYS stumble upon thisone when watching 5sf and I lo.. SHUT .. THE ... FUCK .... UP

[maik2231]

He is carrieng dutch beer!

HEINEKEN!

now try GROLSCH as beer

[ipool12]

Yo haters... press 5 :D

[likeyourface1]

THIS ISNT 5 SECONDS RAGE QUIT!!!! NOOOOO

[Imagistria]

@likeyourface1 Notice the intro? I didn't think so. Gtfo, please.

[Bukkited]

I insist, i've learned more from this, than from the History Channel documentaries xD

[Xorb886]

But this is 8 seconds, not 5.

[hako387]

@Xorb886 1 sec for intro and 1 in the end and the 7 never exist

[RoKr93]

for some reason the lo siento at the end kills me every damn time...lmfao

[mojmailtok]

What is the name of the music?

[dancefunkydisco]

Often I start watching masses of 5secondfilms videos. I consider my journey over when I land on this one.

[pcpik3r]

MY birthdays on that day U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

[TheJamescabbage]

Swedish style!

[CainBitterman]

If I ever take a history class again in my life, this is how I will answer every test question. All of them.

[ginnoveffect]

This is the very first 5secondfilm i ever saw.

Then i sanko into de struction.

[XMMM94]

I think 5 is the best key to press XD

[MrWonderBreadz]

Pause the video than, press 3 than 6.

[AzteKpr1de]

Yes sir I like it

[chezza55]

Heineken!

[xTheGerbilx]

@chezza55

*cough*sucks*cough*

[chezza55]

@xTheGerbilx OPINIONS!

[xTheGerbilx]

@chezza55

of course it is, but that's what youtube thrives one,

work with me man! work with me!

[1238688580305]

what mean is "Dont Thinko de Mayo"?

[joneSViolin]

What is the song used?

[rockclan7]

@joneSViolin the song is "el jarabe tapatío" greetings from mexico :D

[joneSViolin]

@rockclan7 Thanks!

[westside619]

Me: Hey who won the SuperBowl?

Patriots Fan:

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP!

[Boldark]

im not mexican and this dont offend me

[ThatGuyNamedTim]

it was 6 seconds

[killerE92]

@ThatGuyNamedTim Shut-The-Fuck-Up!

[killercroc971]

my fav one lol

[blaisems]

Luke Skywalker: What is the day after May the Fourth?

Yoda: THE FUCK UP, SHUT YOU WILL

*Dunenenenenenenenene*

[Herecius]

all of my favorite 5sfs are the ones with mariachi music

[ShindoKarugato49]

press 6 lol at his face

[Rainbowjackal]

@whatthefuck235 Or intelligence my friend



[AssKicker411]

@Rainbowjackal don't mistake trivial knowledge for intelligence

[MegaAstroFan18]

"Isn't Christmas really about Jesus?"

"Shut. The. Fuck. UP."

[MegaAstroFan18]

The ability to summon alcohol, that's probably a useful skill.

[buzzhorn1]

....In Skyrim!*

*and real life.

[LoskoNoizeMaker]

someone knows what is the music at the end of the video? :)

[MrRyanLC]

Hey guys! Here's the history!

en,wikipedia,org/wiki/Cinco_de­s_maagfyahodsaffffadgggggggggg­gggg

[foghorn2002]

Wow, this video goes so fast, I can't even view it through my shitty computer.

[AmazingSlapToTheFace]

@foghorn2002 That blows, my good friend, that blows.

[Baboonaiih]

PONIES ARE EVERYWHERE!

[dudewheresmyjew]

This will be on the exam.

[fwimble]

press 5. your welcome

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Press 5.

[TheLast2nd]

What is this I don't even..

[G92L]

more like cinco de desmayo AMIRITE AMIRITE

[Arathien]

I'm laughing tears. Frickin' tears!

Press 5 again!

[tomat5656]

Shut. no drink

The. one drink

Fuck. two drinks

Up. Three drink~!

DRINK ALL THE WAY

[Dextra2Kewl]

Every time I watch 5 Second Films, I always watch the Cinco De Mayo trilogy.

Every. Fucking. Time

[TCfoxs]

I love it :D

[KimEricKreations2007]

I thought everyone had "special" moments like this! They don't?????

[Sizuykeks]

I can keep pressing 5 till I die.

[TheGingaNinja34]

press 6 to repeadily see him say "up"

[coryneary]

if you go to wikipedia and see SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. with a link to this video i just did it

[LuckeeLappe94]

MAY-MAY-MAY-MAY O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

[KarlGrossniklaus]

This showed not only a question, but my answer on my Spanish Culture final.

[lukaszek23fryna]

Lubię Pierogi

[bobbyboorox]

Someone needs to edit SHUT THE FUCK UP on the wiki page for cinco de mayo.

[firemonkey4me]

@bobbyboorox G

[firemonkey4me]

@bobbyboorox I ment..

Go now! Before it gets deleted :3

I just did it xD Wee :D

[firemonkey4me]

@bobbyboorox At the bottom of the page

less noticeable so it wont get as noticed xD

[firemonkey4me]

@bobbyboorox Dw.. changed straight away -_-

It's immpossibru D:

I failed you D:

[bobbyboorox]

@firemonkey4me No... Wikepedia failed you...

[9TailedJackal]

These guys would make the best history teachers ever.

[manmandude9]

if a friend asks a stupid question, load this, and tell him to press 5

[gameboy0415TF2guy]

0:03, need this for my little brother

[Simpkin1992]

My all time favourite

[siperPL]

ht tp : / / puu . sh / aSJR Animation :D

[nathanturnerful]

what is the history Cinco De Mayo?

[ROARRY01]

lol Brian is watching 5sf before he says "Shut the fuck up" xD!

[xJDunlimitedx]

This is me every time I have a paper due....

[TheMovieAim]

HAHAHAHAHA !

[mrbobmanbob]

ARRIBA

[torchinaces]

i cannot express how much i love this

[MegaMumbles]

I could watch this video for five hours straight. Totally worth it.

[tayagirl2020]

i wish it looped

[flashmate100]

53 people know the history of cinco de mayo / can't shut the f*** up / don't like alcohol (anymore)

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

RATE THIS COMMENT DOWN

I DARE YOU

[Ezio43]

@TF2playerwhohateCOD challenge accepted

[craterblast]

@TF2playerwhohateCOD too bad i actually did

[aelita12345678910]

0:05 my face when skyrim got released

[Karnaevale]

Why would you celebrate Cinco De Mayo with Budweiser and Heineken?

[tekakaroboy]

I don't really get it...

[sanjapan]

Best 5 second films ever made.

[CuzinNiko]

I'm part Mexican, and this seems like a pretty legit answer.

[misjif2341]

Brian was playing the scary maze game.

[luismendezs]

@misjif2341 notpr0n? :D

[dieudg90210]

LO SIENTO

[releasethepubes]

I guess he...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Shut-the-fuck-up

Tananananananananaaaaa

[Arthedes]

heineken!

dutch beer ftw!

[rockclan7]

simply the best ROFL

[elliotsaltmarsh]

press 5



[TimoZockt]

Must. Press. 5.

[Wassamattawityou]

Best. Subscription.EVER!!

[3960md]

Man, T-Mobile REALLY wants me to click on that ad

[pudgetron]

type "repeat" in between youtube and .com in the URL and hit enter. WARNING MAY CAUSE PROCRASTINATION.

[MaronaPossessed]

I showed my friends the joke. I told them "What's the history of Cinco de Mayo?"

They said nothing.

My friends are lame.

[dq1920]

Press 2 and immediatly 5

[dq1920]

Damn

They got so drunk they forgot to add the 0:07 second

[buddythecow]

Brian, whats the history of Oktoberfest?

halt. die. verdammt. klapper!

mariachi band playing polka (tex mex)

[numan1]

lol wat

[MrRyanLC]

wikipedia[dot]org/wiki/Cinco_d­e_Mashut_the_fuck_upppppp

[JFfilmschannel]

keep presing 6, scary...

[MitraXyde]

"Brian, what's the history of Cinco de Mayo?"

"SH-" *buffers*

Damn you, ISP!

[39maxpowers]

Why does this video only show my views??

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@39maxpowers Why does that comment only show your unoriginal jokes?

[Rainbowjackal]

@39maxpowers so your saying you watched this 645852 times and this videos last 8 seconds 645852 times 8 is 5166816 seconds that in minutes is 86113

86113 minutes is 1435 hours

so you been seeing for 60 days?

[39maxpowers]

@Rainbowjackal yea pretty much smart-ass!! :P

[joseluisA24]

@39maxpowers its not that hard, he most likely used a calculator and btw your comment was posted a month ago so that guy did his math wrong, so he is not a smart ass after all.

[CaptinSmilez]

@Rainbowjackal you know it could hav been over a long period of time

[LongJohnsonn]

@Rainbowjackal It would appear as though you gave the bitch math. Bitches hate math!

[39maxpowers]

@Rainbowjackal Ya, pretty much!!

[WhatTheFuck235]

@Rainbowjackal NERD!

[39maxpowers]

@Rainbowjackal yea, pretty much, because it's that good!!

[qwame100]

@Rainbowjackal Can you be my math teacher?

[killerE92]

@Rainbowjackal SHUT....THE....FUCK....UP

[Savci008]

@39maxpowers I have the same problem, it's because

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

[TurbinationE]

@39maxpowers I doubt you've watched this video for 60 days straight. (Yes, I did the math)

[Elochai24]

@39maxpowers I don't know but its doing it for me too

Views: 669,689

[josefu0]

I saw the TF2 verson, then a crappy furry animation, then the Mexican verson, and now im here. 

[TheCanadianBaddassJB]

Just looked it up. This is much more entertaining, and requires less reading.

[DickFiguresHD]

Anyone knows the name of the melody playing?

[MariachiOverkill]

@DickFiguresHD Jarabe Tapatio.

[Dapoodapoo]

the fact that the add in this vid was for helping people stop drinking is golden.

[DEHSUPAHTEEUB2]

wow, he was looking at 5secondfilms website!

[aznchojiboi]

Press 5 for profit.

[jouretpm]

Can't stop pressing 5 again and again.

[2XHalfwayProductions]

@BacardiVidyas That, sir, is pure, unadulterated jeanyuss.

[FinnishGuy101]

@BacardiVidyas I fucking love Unicode.

[ThenextBatista]

I pressed 7 over and over for 10 minutes. 

[doom1killer123]

im pretty sure has something to do with titanic and its mayonasse :[

[dalekthey]

hold 5 for chomp

[270Akio270]

Press 5 for STFU!

[pudgetron]

watch video. wait until 4th punch. press 2. repeat.

[iloveredalert3]

I mean really whats the history of cinco de mayo

because i cant fins it in wikipedia

[SihtFukcCokc]

@iloveredalert3

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

(Mexico's victory over France at the battle of Puebla.)

[ripazha1337]

@iloveredalert3 There is no history of Cinco de Mayo

Because it's absolutely meaningless.

[xoluvan1meox]

@ripazha1337 which brings us to the reason why this WAS meaningless 8D

[ripazha1337]

@xoluvan1meox Word.

[Gozer707]

@ripazha1337 wow you sir are a major douche :D

[ripazha1337]

@Gozer707 I try.

[TheNuclearRecords]

HEINIKEN!!!!

[aerostorm77]

it gets funnier every time!!! :D

[MetroidTixer]

FUCK new Youtube.

Videos cut away about 2 seconds to early now. Which applies to these films as well.... That's a fucking 4th of the entire video!

[zuser]

Well, from the buttom it can only go- (Press 6) :D

[MysteriousAya]

I need this on a loop. NOW!

[gkaro94]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD

[ThatGiantRussian]

All trolls press 5.

[esotericfilms]

its all a cover up by the government to make us adrink and hit our selves to forget what cinco de mayo is

[Jessdmann]

HEY EVERYONE! 0:04!

[conkshellthegeek7]

You SHOULD be.

[erikm12]

none of those are mexican beers...

[Hem4fiction]

@erikm12 keep pressing 5 and 6 quickly

[erikm12]

@Hem4fiction those are two budweisers and a heineken, niether of which are mexican

[TheBlueManChoo]

@erikm12 Add an O to the end of both those names, and suddenly they are. It's like fuckin' magic!

[PeeJayZephyr]

Err, yeah...I TOTALLY didn't go to wiki and look up Cinco De Mayo to see if it had huge question marks all over it...

[BigZno7no2]

It looks like they

*Puts on Sunglasses*

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

[3pepsiboy]

@BigZno7no2 YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Manweezy27]

press 5 and watch from there

[konadoggeh]

me gusta XD

[MetroidTixer]

Am I supposed to get this?

Either way I love it and I've watched the video countless time :3

[Roxashater3]

I found this on encyclopida dramitca, its funny and true XD

[Ledslinger7777]

SHUT

[Ledslinger7777]

THE