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  • Omg, did he die? :O

  • poor boy!!! :'(

    

  • kid: cook my papa

    dad: yea thats it

  • guck mal papa!

    ja, was denn?

  • WTF was that

  • oops. that was a little bit too early, my dear

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­.........i mean, is he ok?

  • lol

  • haha WTF????

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  • vvv Fuckk all These Comments are Funny AF' XD

  • This is me! Thank you!

  • Is that kid called Cameron ??? LOL

  • It's funny because he got hurt ROLF!

    WAIT!! WTF?! i am getting totaly retardo O.o

  • He has poor depth perception xD

  • HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

  • keep pressing 7 for floor rape

  • cook my papa XD

  • I think he was cloising his eyes xD

  • Funny

  • ahaha

  • cook my papa.. ya.. busted..

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  • Poor indian kid

  • are u blind that you dont hear?

  • WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • awwww poor kid.......LOL!!!

  • Very fucking funny german voices. Destroys the whole fun

  • gravity is bitch

  • Lol

  • if he would focus on not holding his nose he could do it bettter

  • leave swimming on land to Chuck Norris, kid. 

  • ist der blind oder was? aber war lustig ,,kuck mal papa'' ,,ja,was denn?'' *Boom*

  • Der beste 5 sekunden fail =D

  • Guck mal, papa :D

  • missed it by that much...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Retard!

  • look my papa..your a basturd...

  • what did the girl said .. cook my papa? im sorry i cant understand it

  • @AnimeHouseProject

    "guck mal, Papa"

    Its german =)

  • what the fuck was that!

  • tHERE IS NO 4

  • 0:00

  • Depth Perception FTW!!!!

  • OMFG IS THE FLOOR OKAY

  • HA HA HA FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL thumbs up if ur with me

  • I heard Bastard on 0:02

  • Kuck mal Papa!... *Knacks Knochen brech* ... Uii toll!

  • oh no, please tell me the floor is alright : (

  • and thats the reason diving boards were invented

  • Keep pressing 0:02

  • Another good one :D /watch?v=KDv7nb5eEvU

  • kuck ma papa :D:D

  • WTF he is blnd

  • IS HE BLIND

  • hhahahha

  • wtf he says at start lol .. kutmababa

  • @PreKilerCZE

    It's german. He's saying 'Guck mal Pappa', which means 'Look at me daddy.'

    Daddy replies by saying 'Ja, was denn?', which means as much as 'Yeah, what's up?'

  • @guitarnublet I'm pretty sure this was on a German show called "Oops" or something and that these are dubs and not real audio from the video.

  • haha he must have been playing hidden in hidden source

    he think he can pounce too!

    FAIL!

  • just a YARD more young padawan.

  • HAHAHA i just started laughing in the middle of a lesson oops

  • his depth perception needs some fixing

  • It's also funny how he was holding his nose the whole time. xD

  • Omfg, he's blind XD

  • "POOL PARTY"

  • if he was fat it would be funneh as he would roll fucking lout

  • kid needs to get his vision checks

  • Daddy why is water so hard?

  • the floor ok?

  • ahaha!! he jumped all far away!!

  • @punkgirlx215 Oh G WIZ! i did not know! niether did ay of us! thaank you for the knowledge.. 

  • @joeyrizzo2 ur welcome!

  • @punkgirlx215 <33

  • @joeyrizzo2 AHAHAA!!

  • @punkgirlx215 lmffaaooooXDD

  • kid says: hey dad, watch this.

    dad: yeah, what's up.

  • either this kid has no sense of direction. or hes just retarded. most likely both tbh

  • Stupid kid

  • failer

  • baš je glup

  • he says something like this:"kuk mal papa"..."ja?wasten?"...in english:"look at me,dad".."yes,what is?"....step,step..breathe *CRASH*..game over?

  • ''cook my pasta'' ''yeah im bustin!'' ''OW''

  • cook my paba..yea busted

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  • @wildsquirrelthe1st I heard you're fucking stupid. Is it true?

  • lol guck mal papa

  • lol

  • kinda funny and kinda not sorry kid but....BWAHAHA *milk squirts out noise*

  • hes blind.

  • way to go kid... you made it to youtube. and 140K people know it

  • LOL WUT

  • his dad says pro in the end

  • Damn, I guess this is how they train mexicans to jump high and far.

  • Is he stupid?!?! xDDD

  • What language is that xD?

  • @wildsquirrelthe1st

    german.....badly spoken!^^

  • lol dum kid

  • @fugffugf no

  • owwwwwwwwwwww

  • how'd this video get EVERYWHERE we'll never know (solid parenting =P)

  • if u laughed u go to hell :D

  • ia ia basteri

  • Lol...wtf

  • @fugffugf lmao why do i always see comments like this every were on youtube yet everytime i read them i laugh..

  • in soviet Russia people jump into pools.

  • @FAB12UCB no

  • @foilseal yes? what do you mean no, yes, what do you mean no, yes yes yes

  • he was only off by like what? 3 feet? give him a break people geeesh ;) lmfaooo

  • @goodgirl9870 i heard that kid was blind

  • poor blind kid, mean parents! too funny!!

  • its in german and they say "guck mal Papa"(Look Dady) "ja was den?"(yes what is it?) hope it helps you :D

  • Depth perception?

  • that kid is a retard...

  • @kiljoy12345678 no, he's blind. you're a retard.

  • wtf where was he jumping nice eyes kid

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  • white kid cant jump

  • hahahahahaha stupid fuck ur stuuuupid u cant ever jump dumb fuck

  • That must have been a girl !

    If you agree give thumbs up xD

  • OUCH!!!!

  • CRINGE!

  • 9.8

  • Kid has some good reaction time.

  • yh thanks for not spoiling it....

  • wow lmao

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • maybe he has a lazy eye and has no depth perception

  • LOL. How is that even possible?!

  • @ename

  • Lol grateman ...it's German xD

  • maybe tomorrow, son.

  • Cook My Papa! Yeah Pastel! Oh Fail!

  • I'd be ashamed of my kid

  • wow

  • Wow u hv got one retarded kid. did he think he was gonna b able 2 jump tht faR?

  • Epic fuckin fail

  • Cook my papa! Ya busted. *Fails*

  • @darknesslife oO guck mal papa! jaa was denn? u failed.

  • @Firesale92 Ballsack? Ballsack...ball....sack ._. Oh I almost forgot..Ballsack. kthxbai

  • He's got mad hops.

  • We'll at least he didn't try a dive.

  • its goodbye papa dumb dousches

  • Did he die? xd

  • @Oldernighte Okay, really...grow up a little.

  • @Oldernighte idiot-question of the week xD

  • lol poor kid

  • depth perception issues much?

  • cock my papa lmfao

  • cock my papa?! WTF IS THIS!?

  • Guck mal, Papa! That's german. Look here, daddy.

  • This is German o.O

  • omfg retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    this is not a blind boy.

    blind people dont run in pools, and fathers dont just watch or even let them run or jump in pools........

  • is the person speaking on helium?

  • hope he dies

  • Of course he died!

  • 0:00 Hahaha

  • that looks fuckd up that shit would hurt like a bitch

  • its a blind kid his mother is telling him when t jump in. sad but funny as hell

  • no, it isn't.

  • FAIL!!

  • he is most dumbest kid in the world he tryed to jump from like 8 feet away lol

  • omg ... i realy cant belive that there are so dumb kids out there ... every one know and see that its far away from water .... is he fking blind or what ?? ... omg ... its just mad

  • hhaaaaa lol what an idiot

  • "Kook-mai paabaah..."

    "Yaa vaastim..."

    SPLAT!!

  • @keekee1981 thats german

    and its called

    "guck mal papa,

    ja was denn?"

  • @Met4lmuffin: Danke ;-) Clearly phonetics aren't my strong suite lol

  • @keekee1981

    no problem ;)

  • Lol kook mai pabaah hahaha ^^ yaa vaastim xd lol ^^ nice translate

  • @FroggerPL haha you are suspended^^

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  • rofl

  • Steve-o as a baby

  • did he die xD

  • ouch poor kid think he should have gone to spec savers

  • i think he was a little earlyyy hahaha

  • Kid: Look at me! *SMACK!*

    Me: Yeahh that was good lol

  • Lol funny shit

  • What do you mean that wasn't funny? Hurt children is funnier than tar toast

  • @Leehart6 hurty children is not funny you ass hole

  • @jmannz53 me likey hurty childs