Chimpanzee Attack : (Parody) The Black and White News

[eden20111]

Your fucking retarded asshole! How can u make fun of woman that got her face ripped off!? Omg your fucking psycho..

[Chyne20]

The situation is bad... but this shit was funny as hell.... "U wanna napkin chimpy?" lmmfao ya'll are stupid but R.I.P to the victim.... and the owner passed away from stress, smh, she got off easy... but really.... u dont see nothin wrong w/ that picture??? a 200lb chimpanzee... thats a full grown damn man, I see somethin that big that cant be controlled, Im not fuckin wit it...

[joshcena12]

1:35 :O its michael jackson

[TheHEAVYMETALHEAD]

This is funny but its also not good to laugh at what really happened to someone dude - but i could not help it this video made me laugh but then i felt bad for the ladie was actually attacked - still worth the laugh but if u think about it...:-/ it messes with u

[galya]

so true so true

[SexyHyperPunk]

hahahahaha!

[izlude2]

DAAA! HE'S RIPPIN HIS FACE AWF!!

[baronlasers]

you are not funny and you should delete this. what a load of crap. didnt listen.

[sweetxxdelilah]

Everything I could possibly say to that woman, summed up in this video.

[angeliusedtoknow]

i can't stop laughing ahahahahhahahaha

[slvgdvg]

ha!

[izlude2]

@angeliusedtoknow daaah, he's rippin his face awf!!!!  i love that part...

[wantsvictory]

Good Stuff

[dickcbj]

You know, it was a sad situation for all involved...Not really funny at all.....However, this is funny stuff..Any sooner, probably not.

[gigsworld101]

The dumb bitch had damn chimp as a pet!!! She deserved to die, not her friend. I don't feel sorry for her, only for her friend.

[DezignatedDrinker]

@gigsworld101 are you always a cold callous S.O.B.? or you just looking for attention?

[gigsworld101]

@DezignatedDrinker Most of the time, I am a callous asshole.

[Livinglifehigh]

yea she gave the poor animal xanex. why would u give someone drugs that could tear you apart in a few minutes

[pointyhair5]

U Want A Napkin Chimpy

[bonertown15]

I never get sick of this video

[Tokifan7]

Fucking shit that is funny!

"He's combing his hair! He's puttin' on a tie! Oh, God, he's readign the morning paper!"

[Llazytube]

lol, good one.

[MastaGio]

holy shit fanny ass vid

[bloodmoss2008]

wasnt that funny orignial is hilarious

[ichersue]

this lady couldn't get a human so she got a full grown chimp to screw her

[meanstreak1977]

lol cruel but can't help but laugh!

[AnotherSchmoe]

It's really sad what happened to those people BUT there should NOT have been a FULL-GROWN chimpanzee living in a home in a neighborhood. They belong in zoos / wildlife conservation centers / in the wild etc. NOT AT HOME! To anyone who doesn't get it, the chimps you see on TV and in movies are young, adult chimps are very powerful and dangerous.

[lisalizapop]

check out

copy and paste

breakfast song

this dude should win hands down

[tokinace]

OK, that shit is just flat out hilarious.

[bonertown15]

he's eatin him up good

I thought it was cool

lol win

[sweneytodfan]

ROFL!

[realicegoddess]

LMAO! It's hurts! Can't....stop...laughing....HE­LP!! ROFL! *dies of laughter*

[MastaGio]

lmfao

[tvkid9879]

"You wanna napkin chimpy?" LOL

[auntiebecka]

She does need pills. funny could have left out the language though!

[Teresa340]

haha i feel bad for laughing but LMAOOO

"he's readin' the moarnin' neyewspapa!"

[CrialCrial]

Its so horrible but true...

[dmith7777]

That's the best ever !!

[alahatim]

hilarious

[mogana20]

hahahahhahahah his putting on a tie.

[SkinnedLynryd]

XD

"he's combing his hair, and putting on a tie."

LMFAO

[LeafVillageWarrior]

yeah that chimp was unfortunate, the lady should be put in joil, you dont give xanex to a funking CHIMPANZEE

[orkasteez]

yeah shoot her good call

[MzSexiii]

LMAOO!!!

[padittle80]

right on par with how retarded the 911 operator answered the call... the rest of this is just ridiculous (sp?) OMG!!!

[onemancomedy]

" i thought id be cool!"

"well your friend just got his face ripped off now thats not very cool now is it?"

XD awesome

[BloodWolf878]

0:53 Oh i thought people would think I was cool. lol XD

[DR0K22]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ... that stuff is too funny

[Br0ck14]

hahahahahahahaha!!!

[bigair14]

1:34  Lol !!!

[paulknight3]

I just pooped myself

[elishamk88]

hahahaha!!! this vid is freaken halarious!!

Its really sad what happened to charla, but still, this video made me laugh.

good job. :p

[guppyworld540]

Seriously what kind of person own a monkey seriously maybe i should keep a tiger as a pet too?

[bluediamond2077]

or better yet why not get a 13 foot crock and keep in your pool :) then have your kids swim with it :)

[buzeo3]

perhaps when the police get there, they should shoot u instead lmao

[JDLombardi]

Could have been better...

[doinblow]

Chimps belong in the jungle!

[serconwla]

FUNNY!

[ShNbi881]

"well your friend just got his face ripped off now thats not very cool is it now"

LMAO!!!

[oseagullo]

Hes combing his HAIR! He's putin on a tie!!

[What242]

What's the chimp doing now?

He's combing his hair........lol

Classic. Too bad it mauled the ladies friend and not her, she probably deserved it

[areallycleverone]

exactly.

[thefakecolespruose]

u own a chimpazee?

shoot him!

[Alucard666now]

I dont think this is funny....

[Lamoir]

This is so funny, i was laughing very hard, and not many things can cause me to laught hard. Kudos.

[Eagleye976]

you want a napkin chimpy? haha

[lubdar]

this is absolutely ridiculous heh, I love the voice of the "lady"

[XtremeReaper]

The girl that the Chimp attacked lost her nose, both eyes, and her bottom jaw. I kid you not

[JEKentertainment]

how do u kno tht

[XtremeReaper]

It was on the news a couple days after the original report got out

[sasukepie109]

lol

[hurricaneselkridge]

i am having a laugh attack XD

[l0mMi3]

She should go to jail if her friend died/dies, she should be held on account of manslaughter.

[miasmablk]

this isn't funny...your fuckin sleezy

[UGHHERSZx3]

this is SOOO messed up!

but its funny xD

[Homewrecker386]

Thank you, you made my night! This video is hilarious! I feel terrible for the friend who was attacked, but the owner is a fucking moron. Who has a wild 200 pound animal as a pet, not to mention;Who would give ANY animal (especially ones that could be dangerous) drugs? I hope her friend recovers and sues the pants of the dumbass owner. Some people are too stupid to live; She should of been shot. Poor chimp. They could of tranquilized him and brought him to a zoo, or set him free. Ugh.

[DarkLink9393]

Her friend died. From the call, the weird woman with the chimp said that he ripped her friend's face off.

[Homewrecker386]

Really? A few days ago the woman was in critical condition and apparently she lost her eyes, hands and..nose, maybe. Where did you hear she died? Or are you assuming so from the phone call? That sucks. A drug induced wild animal and an innocent woman are both dead because of one woman..who clearly was dropped on the head as a child.

[juddrnc]

The police did not have a tranquilizer gun and animal control did not get there in time to do that. But I agree with you, that would have been a better alternative.

[elasesinodePR]

LOL

[macflinn]

great video. Love how it gets right to the point "Mam, Why do you own a fucking Chimpanzee"

[bitt952]

I feel so bad for finding this so funny. But I cant help it!

[AcEproductions95]

i know right

[ZCLawless25]

LOL

[KinkyBuffalo]

dude, this is sooo fucking funny, but this is a real story, i don't think its very appropriate....but just...yeahh

[bigchickenfu]

release the chimps . . . EGGS cellent !

[ssj04]

lOl hahahahhaha

[LeftSock06]

"Oh, no, that's not very cool at all." ;)

[Raftelfan]

lololololol

[rob2891]

The situation is a tragedy, but this is hilarious! A++

[hpufo]

LMAO the poor monkey, they should of shot the bitch instead.

[bigchickenfu]

he's gonna finish his morning tea !

[LeftSock06]

The guy says what every sane person should be thinking.

[SailorMars768]

"HE'S COMBING HIS HAIR...HE'S PUTTING ON A TIE..."

Lmfao XD

[YouTu6er]

LOL this gets better every time I listen to it......

[izlude2]

i hear the chimp screaming in the back, haha. funny shyt.

but the real thing was scary, she has no jaw, eyes and nose. eeew...

[ttccjp]

lol...funny. HILAROIUS.

LOVE it.

"Ma'am, why do you own a fucking chimpanze?"

"Chimanzees are supposed to live in jungles, not your living room"

"He's combing his hair....he's putting on a tie.."

"Perhaps when the police get there, they should shoot you instead."

Abbsolutley Fucking. HIlarious.

[TehClakster]

omg i saw your comment on the actual video and thought who the fuck makes a parody of such an event.

Is it bad that i found this fucking hilarious xD

"HES COMBING HIS HAIR!! OH NOO!"

[p0ssumman]

lol, my thoughts exactly =P

"he's eaten him! He's eaten him up good...You want a napkin chimpy?"

[5ive5ive9]

wow what a truly sad story

[youngrelleus19]

lol "you want napkin chimpy"

[youngrelleus19]

wow i fill so guilty laughing at this shit

[atothe3]

"Hes combing his hair!" omg LOL

[breastinspector2]

this reminds me of MADtv.

[jhassybrowneyez]

hahahahahah

[redzer06]

he's putting on a tie,wtf you sick funny fucker!

[chinacat22]

Exactly!!!  funny

[Th3Agitator]

almost sounds like the Jerky Boyz, they make audio stuff like this too this getting 9 stars

[Jaredman68]

i thousght this was ignorant but i rate 5 stars and put it into my favorites

''why the Fck do you own a chimmpanzi''

[DirectorToby]

This was in very bad taste.

And very fucking funny ;)

[omgcahley]

ROFL

why do you own a fucking chimpanzee? I DONT KNOW

I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL! mam, your friend just got his face ripped off thats not cool

whats he doing now? HES COMBING HIS HAIR AND PUTTING ON A TIE. MAYBE HES GONNA GET A JOB LIKE I TOLD HIM TOO. HES READING THE PAPER AND FINISHING HIS TEA hahhaha priceless

[TheLivingDeadOne]

911 operator: whats he doin now?

crazy lady: hes playing marbles with her eyeballs,..

[crystavo]

This would have been so much funnier if I hadn't just heard the graphic, disturbing real 911 call.

[Mrdudeguy3]

Hahaha perfect!

[sinhult]

LOL 1:03

[lilpapa19861609]

this videos 2 g00d

LMAo

[Chyne20]

lmao ya'll aint got no gud sense 4 dis 1 "Hes eatin him up gud, u want a napkin" lmao classic....

[unapro3]

I expected this to be lame, but I laughed my arse off!!.......now I have to get a new arse!!, no big deal, the old one had a whole in it anyway........

[kidstl]

help me doctor zauis....!!!

[Livinglifehigh]

bravo 5 stars that was funny but sad in the real story

[takeyourangeroutonme]

ha ha hah ahhahahahahahahahahaah

[test6]

funny, BUT I'm assuming the writer thinks the dispatcher didn't handle the call well. Only tards in comments on that vid thought he did poorly. The woman wasn't that clear as she said he was dead, then that he was killing her, then bring guns. It only took the Op about 30 secs to catch on and then he talked to her for 12 mins to keep her calm. He did a fine job. That said the skit was funny, but not as great as it could have been. But her having a wild chimp is insane.. agreed.

[BAZHE]

BRAVO; The owner, the lady, who owns a wild animal is insane, a pure lunatic.

The woman friend going, with the mad lady and her wild animal, to promenade even more insane - a pure idiot. And look what happen to an idiot?

The only one sane creature is the monkey because it acts like normal wild animal, aka Travis on drugs.

And the operator is like some pathetic helpless humanoid, maybe a comedian.

I know that monkey came from a jungle...But...

Do these people come from a mental institution?

[test6]

I agree with everything you said, except that the operator being pathetic.

[MisumiKuro]

Chimps are not monkeys. They are Apes. Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Orangutans, and Humans are all APES. Get it right.

[temporaryonesix]

He's imitating the operator who did refer to the Chimp as a monkey. We know it's not accurate, but we also know that you shouldn't be such a dick. Consider it.

[LawlingProductions]

Hahahahahahahahaha. That just made my day.

[albear311]

"hes combing his hair! and he is putting on a tie!" Hilarious!

[Livinglifehigh]

ɹoɥʇnɐ ʎq pǝʌoɯǝɹ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ

[StationMan12]

"Why do you own a fuckin chimpanze" LMFAO!!

[Kyaiel]

haha 2 funny

[mscaramel33]

this is so funny man ya need to stop

[Jackanator101]

lol this is som funny stuff

[bigthingzagwan]

DIS IS SOOO WRONNG..

[lordmongosse]

but sooo funny

[ChalleFo]

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Or wait... maybe that's my consciousness telling me it's wrong :S

Fuck that! LOL!

[hgsgidshihogs]

ROFL

[Rumgoinghome]

Hardiharhar

[relmmih6]

lol

[24thebeast]

lmao