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  • 4:55

    Monkey: "ooohhh shit...."

  • @Rainleaf13 It's a movie, 'sides he was lunch. A monkey ain't gonna do much for a snake like THAT.

  • @Izzybell279 I wouldn't react like Cole. knowing me, I'd probably just sit there and hyperventilate. XD

  • the monkey is the best part of the wholllle movie so far

  • no one listens to the monkey

  • Naga Rock? THATS NOT OMINOUS AT ALL!

  • the snake attack was insane

  • dude tht snake is bigger than the anaconda i have!!! AND HES LIKE 10ft LONG!!!

  • LOL The monkey was like "oh shit"

  • The monkey is soo cute! Look how it's trying to help out by carrying something.

  • The CD Kong had may have been porn

    I know i would hold on to one

  • It's always the last person in the line to get fucked up! so never be the person in the line haha

  • Poor Ben :( cole had me cracking up wholetime.... I wud definitely be reacting exactly the way he was

  • i thought he was gonna be alright when he got out but then baaammm! scared the crap outta me.

  • :P Sam should've gotten some Ben before he got eaten...>.>

  • All I can think of watching this is "Pokemon in tall grass."

  • The smartass alwayssss goes first

  • There's only two girls so why did it sound like it was a group of cheerleaders screaming? XD

  • Damn why did the hot guy have to die first? ... =/

  • ben stop it,hahaha...nek minnit,AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Jaws theme not helping tense situation.

  • This is so unrealistic... anacondas are typically not aggressive towards humans...D: Now, if it were about reticulated pythons, then that would make more sense.

  • sali richardson. B-Movies Halle Berry........lol. couldn't get arrested in hollywood

  • I find it funny that everyone is talking shit about cole like they ain't going to be scared of fucking anaconda that size chasing them please everyone on the comment list would be scared more than what he did INCUDING me fuck am human so unless your superman stop acting tough

  • most adorable monkey <3

  • People who MADE fun of Cole, please tell me if you were in his situation (yes, I acknowledge that the chances of that are absolutely nil, as this is fiction, but empathy and imagination do wonders) what would you do? People panic. It's human. Dr. Me is over. XD

  • @Izzybell279 To be honest, I'd be in a worse panic. I'm scared of snakes period. I'd be bawling my eyes out.

  • @puregamer2951 Bill is his name, and they both are. <3

  • I still don't understand why it matters if the wife is gone or not. if John never goes to get Bill and his friends, he can't get the money. So why backstab him? I don't get it....

  • HA HA, that anaconda reminds me of this game i got, the snake never stops, i control it and it goes around eating stuff and everytime it eats it gets bigger and bigger until i can not control it anymore.

  • @e16able What was it called?

  • oh well so much for him being better than chuck norris oh fking well lololol :)

  • asian boy sexy!

  • good movei

  • at 5:27 the monkey is all like you guys are so fucked

  • @codkiller21789 He tried to warn em....

  • Just realised after Ben is attacked someone shouts get out of the water , for the Piranha and the Jaws movies this seems the obvious thing to do when your talking about the Anaconda movies what's the point !! An anaconda can get you on land or water so you really don't have alot of choices .

  • @Haimfan Cuz the anaconda is very good at swimming and diving and they are a little bit faster in water while we are slower very much in water, I think :))

  • Crap movie but some how just like the original I can't take my eyes off it lol

  • Shouldn't he know better than to hum the jaws theme song? That always leads to bad things happening....

  • the monkey is clever and thats why he's on a tree

  • How fucking stupid can you be. Going through a jungle swamp is suicide. Snakes, crocodiles, diseases, disease carrying misquotes, piranhas and before some bitches at saying there aren't those specific things in wherever the hell they are you get what I mean so stfu. -___-

  • 6:23-6:36 Never, ever hum the jaws theme ROFL

  • ben K.O. trmtrmtrm lol

  • If i saw him being eaten by a snake like that, id be shitting my pants so much i would loose 60 pounds.....

  • Haha Cole is my fav character by far! The faces he makes are priceless!! :D

  • LOVE COLE'S SPIRIT! "WE'RE GOING TO DIE MAN! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! WE GONNA DIE GIRL! I WONDER WERE HE GETS HIS INSPIRATION.

  • i love d nagger fearful one

  • I like how they just stand there and watch ben die for like 10 seconds then decide to leave

  • ben dead

  • That Asian dude is sooo friken HOT!!!! OMG!!!!

  • Lol:we gonna die girl!

  • Out of all of them why ben he was sort of hot

  • srsly that snake is ridicoulous big :P

  • WERE GOING TO DIE MAN WERE GOING TO DIE !!

  • on 7:40 cole *slap* calm down.....

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  • when the guy on the boat turns around he just like "Weird...... creepy music..........."

  • lucky ben...

    

  • the guy with the hat is an AMAZING actor xD i laughed my ass off when he saw the snake

  • @KarmasABiash

    likewise! I lmao also... too funny

  • Monkey- "Again... THERE'S A MASSIVE SNAKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS LISTEN OR LOOK AROUND?!"

  • 5:28-5:33, WTF?

  • hot guy dies :'(

  • at 7:41 she looks like shes using a vibrator

  • If that was real and I saw that snake eat that guy......best believe that I would have became the fastest person on the planet. 

  • the monkey is like run bitches its a fucking snake, run!

  • SHIET THAT WASN't THAT SCARY but thats good i almost screamed so i laughed to comfort me :3 but damn this is my favorite movie of all

  • they shouldnt have made the snake computer animated with that low budget

  • DHIS VID GHO HRD MANN IHT JHUST DNT MKE ANI SNSE DHEY HALD ASS OWTTAH DHAT WATTAH IHT DNT MKE NO SNSE DHEY SHULDVE HELPD DHAT BOI RTE BE4 HE GT ATEN

  • I Liked 2 way better than part 1 there faces we're priceless cole is hilarious in this movie plus i thought johnny messner was looking damn good i love these types of movies they play on sci fi channel alot

  • Haha he got fucked up

  • Oh, I'm so glad the MONKEY made it. It's sad when the biggest thrill in a man-eating beast movie is if the freaking MONKEY makes it or not.

  • i like this

  • um the snake is much much longer and bigger in this movie then the first one, but i like the first one better

  • @orrkhari

    Well, Anacondas never stop growing. Since the flower thing in this movie makes your life a lot longer, it is very possible.... If they had a magical flower than extended life...

  • ben got all f**ked up

  • That's why I didn't get the first one.... Snakes take ages to digest, why did it it so much?

  • ok so how the hell does a sat phone work when all the other shitn is fried?

  • Eugene actin his azz off in this scene!

  • borneo is in philipeans there is no anacondas in borneo

  • 5:24 man thats just creepy!

  • 7:10: OWNED

  • I like how Salli Repeats Ice Cube's Line from the first Film.

    and hmm the first person to drop out of the main characters was the Latino guy.

    ugh....they could have just Killed Cole off first. we don't need a fucking Sympathy card his pussassness gets annoying after a while.

  • daa shike was funny 7:20

  • cause it can theres aways the badass and he always get killed but atleast thers 2 black guys unless the both die first then thats just fucked

  • again monkay steals the show

  • i really dident know that anacondas can jump fully out of the water like that

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  • The anaconda attack was lame. Anacondas don't bite and fling their prey. And they only use their mouth to grab while they coil prey, then after they squeeze till their bones break and vein pop, swallow. And they don't drag their prey around back and forth in the water, or let them surface, what was up with that?

    Don't get me wrong, its a good movie, I like it, but it gives ya the wrong ideas...

  • @MyWillowcat well we all know that Anaconda don't attack like that , its the flower they eat, that's why they're like that...other than that the movies is ok

  • @MyWillowcat True!! i hate snakes but i know 4 sure they squeeze tgere food by rapping there body around the victim Then pop and eat from the head to tow but awsome movie it makes you hate evil reptiles forever. the reason i said evil cuz i love turtles. TURTLES RULE!!!!!

  • @Moonlight98a There is no such thing as an evil reptile, or an evil animal for that matter. Snakes need to eat too, just like you. I bet you don't think of yourself as evil whenever you eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken, or a hamburger do you?

    That's what I thought. It's nature.

  • giant snake orgy=hilarious

  • Smart monkey.

  • the english guy sounds like the british captain on CODMW

  • the chinease guy isss hott fitt x lol

  • wow i enjoy the first kill

  • anaconda 1 is the best.

  • This movie is awesome!!

  • haha, the beau had to die first ... how UNEXPECTED XD

  • -_- @ the Aussie stereotype in this movie... drunk, dumb and dirty, seriously Australians are nothing like that...

    this is a great movie but that just bugs me.

  • this is a good movie

  • 6:24 durum durum durum hahahahahahaXD

  • this is a pretty entertaining movie so far!

    <3 ben!

  • i want one. No i want three. Really really bad. I mean the snake

  • @KILLAxPEPSI123 just come to borneo/kalimantan. but no 1 can guarantee if you can come out alive

  • that asian is smokin

  • @qwertyuiopz123 yes..........yes he is.

  • Mom always said, ( never play with your food)!

  • omg I was drinking coffe when the anaconda attacked and when he jumped out of the water I was choking because I had coffe in my throat...

  • like this movie. thanks for the upload.

  • Holy Fuck

  • The movie is fictional so yeah

    And in the Movie they say the Orchids makes the snakes larger so blah

  • guy, they explain in the movie anacondas grow up meanwhile they're alive. the orchids make them live more, so they get larger

  • man! directors don't even know what they filming! anaconda's don't kill like that! and they can't get that big! the biggest was 14 meters, that 1 is like 25. stupid dirictors

  • Dude is just a show, Come on man. I know this is totally impossible. At least you know what is going on in that show. Rather than saying about the director or whatever shit! Relax(:

  • nothing is impossible

  • Nearly the biggest record was 11m

  • its a movie...

    plus i doubt many people have been in jungles like that, i'm sure there are some big mother fuckers out there.

  • @chaddie999 you are right. this jungle is wild and pure. many wild animal inside there.

  • türütürütürü..

    Ben ben!!!

    Awesmon!

  • poor cole was always freaking out lol but i would be too

  • Question, they are going into a part of the jungle where there are likely very dangerous animals. Why didn't anyone think to bring a machine gun or at least some semi-automatic rifles?

  • I think if they even had guns, they would lost it after the boat fall in the water fall

  • it was lost with the boat i reckon..

  • nvm i rewatched it and theres no way they can do that.

  • Wow, that snake fucking RAPED THE SHIT out of him. LOL

  • That guy with the white t-shirt. the leader guys. i forget his name. But what the hell is with his voice? it sounds so forced

  • haha i love colee's reactionn

  • see its shit like this that makes me freak out when i see a snake

  • its funny when ben dies da da hahaha gulp goes the snake

  • noticed how the stunt double came up really quick of the water when ben when down into the water yelling in pain.

    this movie is way better then the third one and the fourth one the anaconda's are so fake and stupid.

  • yes every1 anacondas can do tha !!!!! seryosly :}

  • now thats what i called an anaconda on 7:12..

  • HOLY FUCK CAN THEY DO THAT 7:12

  • listento the fucking monkey

  • Whoa Mother WHAT THE HELL At 6:55

  • 8:08 HAHAHA flipp out`?

  • Nope it cant.

  • 7:12 can an Anaconda actually do that?!

  • 7:13 wow!

  • In the real world you never cut your way through jungle like that. It's a good way to get exhausted quickly.

  • That's the point of movies plus tv shows to entertain, and not be restricted to real world rules. In the real world when a man continues to pursue a uninterested woman it hardly ever results in the woman changing her mind but in movies they can change the reality that the man will change her mind through his persisance.

  • If I ever saw a snake do that I would freakin sream and run 7:12

  • hell yeah! my baby cousin was 11 months and i was watching this, when he looked at the tv he saw that (7:12) and started cryingXD

  • man how come the main guy is always so fucking over-the-top badass awesome

  • @jackhos because there was no boobs in this movie. they had to have one or the other

  • 7:13 what a great big snake!

  • @SixFootEightTao paused it at 7:16 and look at da guys face

  • that was a big mothur fuckin snake i would fuckin get the fuck out of there and bomb that place............ yes that was a fantasy

  • no kidding,

  • aaww I feel bad for cole :(<3

  • hahaha hes like duh duh .. duh duh. duh duh duh hahahaha

  • Only happen in great Indonesia

  • This Movie is funny for one thing

    "Since when did Anacondas live in freakin Borneo!"

    LMAO

    and that "expert" guide isn't even shocked at the size of the super-snake.

    He's just like "Well that's the biggest I've seen so far..." lol

  • "THAT THING SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE"lol

  • " I might die of a heart-stroke, but I'll have a nice tight ass" lmao

  • if i was 1 of those people going for that orchid!

    i anderstand that it worth millions of $,

    but if i c a snake like that, i would rather care for my life than for the flower!

    lol so i agree 100% wid that woman!

  • you are so right

  • 6:38-7:25: Super fake but still badass.

  • everything in the movie is real, the anaconda attack at 7:12 was exactly wat could happen but they exagerated the speed by a small bit but they are still fast and the same results will happen

  • Its exaggerated by a lot. Anacondas are huge animals and thus don't actually strike that quickly.

  • Yes but Anacondas don't get that large the only reason they were like that is because the orchid extended their life and they grow about what a foot a year

  • However, anacondas are only found in South America, mainly in Venezuela, Brazil, and sometimes in Argentina.

    There are three recorded species of the snake, with the Green Anaconda being the largest based on size and weight.

  • <3333 portuguese snakesssss

  • Even though they exxagerated the snake's size, they didn't exaggerate its other characteristics. These creatures move extremely fast in the water, and they they usually like to attack their prey by surprise, when you least expect them to appear. Also, this movie takes place during the breeding season for these snakes (breeding season is usually where the snakes are most aggressive towards both other anacondas and separate species)

  • lol he got raped

  • this movie is super fake

    1.how the fuck anacando move so fast?

    2.how the fuck does anacando no where they go

    is it more than 2?

  • ya theres more than 1 its called anacondas

  • stupid mother fucker duh it's more than 2

  • its a fuckin movie get over it