The Funniest Peyton Manning Commercials

[mechanicalpuffin]

I'm a Pats fan but the Mannings are beasts

[Sn3AKERH3AD13]

i like peyton better then eli hes way more funny eli is just dull

[IKitaro]

2:19 "FUCK!"

[iamthewalrus374]

D-Caf! *bang bang* D-Caf! *bang bang*

[thetangbang715]

damn... i miss $20 tanks of gas

[viking2887fan]

Peyton's got a good career in comedy when he's done with football.

[izzwizz2011]

best part was the nerf disclaimer....lol

[phxsuns169]

You're my favorite account. You're on my fantasy team. lolol

[CodeOfHonor2009]

Can you sign the loaf of bread for my brother? He loves you.

[CodeOfHonor2009]

D-caf! D-caf!

(pounds table twice.)

[Kr1chfact0rX]

i bet he does all this stuff in real life. haha

[cometrally]

Maybe like, Peyton Manning's team, maybe.

[TheLedkashmir]

Remember when a tank of gas cost only $20?

[caniwatchavidplz]

@TheLedkashmir If you are american don't complain about gas, you have it the cheapest still

[FuckLebron1000]

The Motorolla Razor..ha

[yankeesfan1001]

1:42 D-CAF! lol

[megamuffin15]

Should have been an extra day in Houston, Nashville, Jacksonville

[garethkielty]

Peyton Manning = Barney Stinson

[OneDutchTittie]

@garethkielty gay?

[garethkielty]

@OneDutchTittie no not neil patrick harris. barney stinson

[mribanez91]

Please please be a seahawk!!!

[mrconcretepopsicle]

When Peyton retires, he should be head coach of the colts.

[DannyB2275]

ANNND ITS FULLLL!!!

[ProfessorPigskin]

Best ad at 2:23

[1986Masterofpuppets]

2:20-2:48 manning is the perfect asshole hahahah

[tmacab]

DCAF DCAF

[juliamadsenctr]

My all time fave is when Eli and Peyton are fighting at ESPN Studio :)

[JUDALATION]

Want to know where I believe Peyton will play after the Colts? Wacth my in dept Black Ops Analysis at = watch?v=NMVT4BEsylo&feature=mf­u_in_order&list=UL

[GialloHorror]

"Nice salad bar" LMAO!

[cz85]

Roffle full tank of gas for $20

[AoshiBattousai]

2:20-2:50 peyton manning------> like a boss!

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

Peyton > Eli

[GialloHorror]

@SleepingAtTheMovies

Super Championships

Eli 2 Peyton 1

Eli > Peyton

[SleepingAtTheMovies]

@GialloHorror Has Peyton Manning ever had the type of defense Eli has had? NOPE. 

[Devine071]

@GialloHorror Yeah, Eli and his giants got so terribly lucky this season. If Jason Garrett (head coach of Dallas) didn't ice his kicker in that game at Arizona, Dallas would've won. In that case, even if the Giants won at Dallas on Jan 1, Dallas would've won the NFC EAST anyways because of being one game ahead of New York. The Giants had a mediocre regular season with more shitty losses than big wins. If Peyton played this season, it would be a whole different story. But congrats to Eli anyway

[JUDALATION]

@Devine071 cough ... COUGHATER...AGHHATERMM cough...

[GialloHorror]

@Devine071 Yeah I know it's so amazing how "lucky" a team is when they go to Green Bay and crush a 15-1 team. Then go into San Fran with shitty weather, and play against the best defense in football and come out with a win, without turning it over.

Then they beat the 13-3 Pats in The Super Bowl. Team never allowed more than 20 points, and Green bay shouldn't have gotten that. You sound like a bitter fan to me.

Cowboys wouldn't have done shit in the playoffs

[Devine071]

@GialloHorror Yeah, the giants did a good job in San Francisco. I guess the kick returner fucking up on two punt returns has nothing to do with it. Yeah, you say they beat the patriots, a team with the WORST defense in the league, which is at the same time the worst PASSING defense in the league. Only reason Giants made it to the playoffs was because the cowboys choked big time in a few of their games they absolutely should've won and I'm not a dallas fan. Giant's regular season was all luck.

[GialloHorror]

@Devine071 4 time Super Bowl Champs! Nothing you can say will diminish it, or change that FACT. Call it luck, call it a fluke, call it whatever you want.

I call them SUPER BOWL CHAMPS for the 4th time. So eat it, bitch!

What happened to your team? They didn't win shit. Jealous hater

[Devine071]

@GialloHorror WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TEAM??? I'm a Giants fan you idiot. I live in fucking New York. I'm Italian-American and my family has been in New York since forever. And I will tell you that the giants got lucky! I was so pissed at them because they lost so many easy games, and honestly they were there because Dallas starting choking more so than the Giants getting better. Even in the Superbowl, fucking Wes Welker, Deion Branch, Aaron Hernandez dropped easy passes in the 4th quarter. So lucky

[GialloHorror]

@Devine071 You're a Giants fan? Really? I don't give a fuck if you're Italian-American. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Who fucking cares if they had some breaks go their way? They had shit go against them too. Who fucking cares how you win, WINNING is all that amtters. I guess Super Bowls XXV, and XLII sucked too right? You're a tool.

[Devine071]

@GialloHorror Just making a point. I've been a giants fan for life. Anyway, I'm not denying the Giants WINNING, I'm just saying their season, their title run, was due to pure luck. Dallas had the lead on New York and I knew Dallas was going to the playoffs. But Dallas fucked up big time in some of their games which pretty much paved the way for the giants to go to the playoffs. Almost every analyst I watched said the giants' postseason birth was because of Dallas' mistakes. But whatever......

[joshrocks11]

@Devine071 Better to be lucky then good. Besides, the AFC West was even crazier. Raiders missed the playoffs because of two last second slants by other teams. Chargers missed the playoffs by a fumbled snap, and the Chiefs missed the playoffs by a blocked field goal.

[pp63100]

@Devine071 LOL.....YOU'RE A GIANTS FAN??? I hate the Giants and I think I've been more supported than you. HOLY SHIT!!! Dude, you should look into getting some therapy. When I guy can't enjoy his team winning the Super Bowl, There's something wrong.......PS you forgot to add the bogus offensive pass intereference on Brandon Marshall, that wiped out a 1st down for my Dolphins late in game that gave Eli a chance to score TD.

[ordinationflight]

Look! It's hipster Peyton Manning in the Sprint commercial.

[SemperOptimarus]

what ever happened to him doing commercials anyway?

"laser... rocket arm.." lmao

[pp63100]

@SemperOptimarus Did you not see Peyton's commercial with him as ref during coin toss and changing Jerome Bettis' call of heads to tails??? It was on during play offs, The Bus....."is that you Peyton???" Manning....."hey, a man's gotta work"

[mrsavoy66]

manning ,the nfl should bow.

[420herblore]

lmfao "can u sign the bread for my little brother"

[Efury852]

Peyton looks like a naturally funny guy.

[ikeownscharizards]

Cut that meat! Cut that meat!

[kalbossa]

not very funny

[WheresTheCheet]

This is why I'll always love Peyton over Brady

[Phil92389]

Damn gas only 20 dollars.....

[patanatorx]

Lol Im a pats fan but love peyton he is funny him and brady are such a great rivalry I hope he stays in indy

[GMayer15]

@patanatorx he needs a better line, i hope he moves cuz its a waste of talent.

[getsickiebrah]

Peyton is the man

[johnkimx83]

Peyton...when you retire, please join the cast of SNL.

[mikereddy23]

@johnkimx83 that is a great idea

[slickkillet51]

If u like 6'5 230 pounds qb with a laser quarter back arm

[coastercrutchfield]

what noise

[XIXNayRXIX]

Wow, Peyton is really funny.

[JessenamreH]

"Gas, $20." It what world Peyton...

[DopeArtss]

lol "CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT!"

[toadman842]

9 people don't like 6 '5'' 230 pound quarterbacks with laser rocket arms...

[firmingitup]

Who is the guy with the mustache at 2:54? :-P

[SteveMurphy97]

@firmingitup Peyton Manning

[firmingitup]

@SteveMurphy97 I know. I was joking.

[MrBeane13]

I hate playing peyton but I love watching his commercials, seriously one of the funniest guys in sports. I hope he goes into broadcasting when his career is over but offensive coordinator would suit him perfectly too

[carnut476]

The Jews own everything... the Yankees ain't even in a position to make a Commercial like this because really they don't own shit ,,,lol

[xThemalemodelsx]

I am going down... Four floors!

[AonghusV]

D Caf

[oogieboogiedoogie1]

This is exactly as I imagined peyton behaving like outside of football

[carnut476]

@oogieboogiedoogie1 Hate ya ass off YANKEE BOY

[oogieboogiedoogie1]

@carnut476 wrong comment, dude

[DaChargers100]

D-CAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[MrEvilnoob]

I'm not a colts fan but I hate that Peyton isn't playing.

[firmingitup]

I love that look on Archie's face at 2:09!

[patanatorx]

@KyleColts18 im a colts fan but he isnt the best ever lol Montana is and Brady is 2nd

[21ChocolateMonkey]

Going down manning, Thats right I am.....4th floor gettin a massage toay

[beanerville]

@MrHahapwnt But I love the noise it makes when you dislike. Oh so good.

[christopay]

@MrHahapwnt DARN YOU!!!!!

[MrGriffin550]

@MrHahapwnt You clever bastard, you.

[Richterz94]

@MrHahapwnt I just made this comment so I could hear the noise you are talking about. =P

[Richterz94]

@MrHahapwnt There is no noise -_-

[xBoredxBoix]

@MrHahapwnt Guys, the noise when you dislike him is even better.... whooooo

[PatarHD]

@MrHahapwnt

i hate fags who make unoriginal comments to get thumbs up on the internet...

[Goombah11111]

@MrHahapwnt aww yeh got me!

[TheArtesticle37]

@MrHahapwnt what a faggot

[HaloCOD816]

Lol i remeber when those use to be the best phone 3:16

[KyleColts18]

Peyton Manning= Best NFL QB ever & one funny son of a bitch

[coltrule]

haha very funny!

[garethkielty]

why does he remind me of barney stinson

[dhstandard22]

Maximum distance about 100 yards...typical results substantially less...LOL

[KakinTseGamePlayer]

Sandwhich is 5 dollars. Lol. Look closely at the number

[manimal52]

@KakinTseGamePlayer "Sandwhich" also doesn't have an h haha jk

[AlexAndDougie]

Can you sign on the bread to my little brother?

<3

[JGH8sDaDebunkerz]

Peyton's way better than Brady.. Just look at this season 2-14 with out Manning compared to the Patriots 11-5 with out Brady.. Says it all The Colts are garbage without Manning. Teams win Superbowl's and Peyton won one without a team haha

[daTruChosen]

Brady has a respectable post-season resume and three (some say four) rings to show for all the winning seasons he's amassed. But Peyton Manning, with all the 14-2, 12-4, and 11-5 seasons he's generaled, he should have at least four rings, himself. I'll take a healthy Rothlisberger before Manning. Big Ben doesn't need a supreme O-line because of his size, toughness, and surprising escapibility; he has a goddamned cannon arm and, like Brady, is just a winner. He doesn't fold under pressure.

[ElizabethRock1]

I loved it when Peyton was doing these

[jadude114]

Haha I Love payton!

[Yaomingish]

"D-CAF! D-CAF! D-CAF!" hahahahahaha

[pyrotechnicman101]

I remember when people had Razors

[impactfutbol20]

"take a hike" you know i'm gonna do that.

[bpm1313]

Let's go insurance adjusters, let's go!

[jedbell15]

"Morning."

"Tke a Hike."

"Ya know im gonna do that."

[Iceni77]

One thing about Peyton is that him and his whole family has a great sense of humor. It's fun to see him off field as much as it is to see him play.

[DonGroucho]

Cut That Meat! Cut That Meat! Cut That Meat!

[xTiKxTOK]

hahahaha

new england guy : your going down manning

manning: your right i am, 4 floors!

[schwartzie1985]

D CAF!!!

[mdao3000]

Does Peyton just walk around with a coffee mug?

[missymetz]

he should become a movie star

[BrendanHobson204]

"your my favorite accountant , tommy please" LMAO

[75uscan]

"D CAF" love it.

[cokebetterthanpeps]

he'd make a great comedian lol...wait he already is

[dickycabron]

Peyton is pretty damn great, despite his injuries right now! But he was never and will never be Tom Brady. If you believe otherwise, you're the one that also believes that Lebron is better than MJ.

[ItsGonnaBeBiblical]

@dickycabron Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one... and you sir seem to just be talkin out of yours!

[marchofgodzilla]

@dickycabron Depends on how you look at their careers. Peyton Manning has broken twice as many records then Brady has even though tom brady has won three superbowls..just winning superbowls does not make you the greatest quarterback ever.If that was the case Eli would be included because he and the giants defeated the pats.

[malph182]

@marchofgodzilla

I tend to agree. Quarterbacks don't play defense, and where would Dan Marino rank?

[marchofgodzilla]

@malph182 Dan marino was in my opinion in the top ten of quarterbacks in the past 30 years.He held the record for most TDS in a season but after watching him lose his last playoff game to the jags in 1999 62-7 just proved he needed to retire earlier then he did.

[daTruChosen]

@dickycabron Actually, I agree with you. Tom Brady is a better QB than Peyton Manning. Not by much... at all... but he IS better. Peyton, by far, is the greater TALENT, is a much more prolific passer, and has an Einsteinian football IQ. But he folds under pressure like no elite QB I've seen, is immobile, and has a style completely dependent on a superior O-line. Brady is an ice cold killer out there and is a born WINNER which, really, are the most important factors in assessing their worth.

[cementhauler99]

im by no means a peyton manning fan that being said he does great commercials

[TheMegaman095]

@gammster777 that might have been the stupidest comment I have ever come across

[wallyG67]

Manning by far is the classiest guy in the NFL, and its so hard to say whos the best qb in the NFL we all know regardless what Rodgers, Rivers, or Bress do, no one will ever play at the constant levels, of Brady or Manning, both guys are the best, and have been the best for the longest amounts of time. Im a Brady guy, but damn Peyton Manning is a hell of a qb and its a shame that his out for the year and maybe done for his career, the NFL's not the same without him

[vfxman3000]

@gammster777 ......no

[arkbishopbonkerboy]

"D-CAFE" LOL

[TheGtomonster]

The one with the mustache is so funny like Payton manning!!! Lol

[Thr0ugHxxxStruggle]

"Mourning"..."Take a hike"..."You know im going to do that"...lmfao hahaha so great

[Appdicted02]

Thanks for posting these!!! They are almost as amazing as Peyton is =)

#18 is the BEST!!!!!

[DoctaSmoove]

@sevewone-how is he a sellout? these are creative and funny as shit.

[andycandy791]

Sevewone fuck u bitch peyton could kick ur ass anydsy ever

[KingOfKingz819]

i like how excited he gets when he gets the apron lmfao

[sevewone]

What a sellout

[walmartgoof]

@sevewone why because he wanted to have fun grow up

[MrJeroneemo]

LoL!

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

Gas $20??  What a deal!!!!

[mmatheuss15]

Man I rlly love Peyton Manning, I like him cuz hes funny and I like his style of play!! kkkk

[Thanos79]

@TheMetman5 Couldn't agree with you more Peyton is one of the greats of all time

[ZodiacKilla317]

@MrSinister718 thanks... blocked! get a life!

[coltsfanwall]

Peyton Manning is amazing

[Lebrontage]

the best thing about peyton manning is that he can be everyone's favorite player and they dont have to be a colts fan. He is hilarious in these commercials and is can be known as the greatest quarterback of all time.

[LANOIREANDMOREGAMES]

cut that meat!

[ZodiacKilla317]

@texmexman1 you are an idiot and blocked... have a great life making bad decisions! :)

[RebelAdmiral]

@texmexman1 derek who ?

[MrTimothyBaker]

@texmexman1 r u retarded

[ckbreakdancer]

@texmexman1 are you retarded

[bmw200273]

"If you like 6'5" 230lb quarterbacks with a laser-rocket arm..." Still my favorite commercial. Ever.

[ZodiacKilla317]

@bmw200273 completely agree! that was the commercial that got me wanting to make this :)

[piggyrape1997]

Eli is peytons bitch

[TheOunceler]

That guy's pretty good. If you like... six-five, 230-pound quarterbacks with a... laser rocket arm

[browneyes124337]

silly guy

[TheAntihero6212]

Peyton Manning FTW!

But, I have to admit, he does do a lot of commercials. 

[lamar1094]

Peyton top 3 all-time he at least needs another ring eli is pretty good to

[SuperJustwow]

I agree PEYTON manning is a great QB. Even as a Patriot fan i have the deepest respect for him.

Fuck eli though.

[alldisandabagofchips]

fgh



[mrmuhumuza1]

JOKESSSSS :D

[ShareTheMike]

Manning is maybe the best quarterback of all time. But I just can't like the guy. Don't know why - just can't.

[parkerxjr]

Jordan Model

[CliffJumpingProd]

i like when the colts win.. but just because he's eli's brother ;P giants vs colts in super bowl would be awesome!

[RaiderNationAllDay11]

what about tom brady or joe montana

[BallardAutoReviews]

0:11 I literally lol'd

[ProffesorChris]

As a pats fan, i gotta say, off the field im in love with peyton manning

[fetchy15]

i fuckin lol'd at 2:23

[BBall0027]

2 people can't cut that meat, prefer caffeine in the coffee, choke on fake fruit, and don't like hikes in San Diego.

[FrAnChIzE089]

D-CAF sign is classic.

[jamiehouse73]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!