showed this to my american friend, she was laughing pretty much the whole way through it, except for parts that she didn't get and i had to explain it to her
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foul mouth! how fuckin old r u? look i got a foul mouth aswel oh no!!! why do u watch it den? sick of people slaggin off videos dey don't like!! DON'T WATCH EM DEN!!!
u know whats funny is that alot of people thought his english accent on theres something about mary sounded fake...alot of people were surprised when they found out it was his real accent haha
he doesn't sound like the women in the cahterine tate show that lauren takes the piss out of her the miss are you a farmer, are you old macdonald miss
This is correct. Lee Evans is from Avonmouth Bristol. He was born and no longer lives there. His family all still live in Bristol. When we was 21 he moved to London for a future career. This could be why he no longer sounds like a FARMER!! :)
@bethbieberrr everyone seems to say that :) lucky u 4 meeting him in person
xLozzieLollipop7x 2 months ago
Such a legend!
I met him today, and he was such a lovely person. So cute, haha!
I love him so much :')!
bethbieberrr 2 months ago
not giving offence, when this man, no, when this legend dies, comedy dies.
M1necrafT4Ever 3 months ago 2
showed this to my american friend, she was laughing pretty much the whole way through it, except for parts that she didn't get and i had to explain it to her
Nannyfrank 7 months ago
small enough to wipe your FUCKIN ass with!!
JamesJonathon013 8 months ago
LOLZ HA HA HA HA WTF!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
Interventions14728 1 year ago
lol skimming
luker0001 1 year ago 3
with ya FUCKIN CANDLES!
SVWillmer 1 year ago
Were Drowing!!!!!!
Yea But Theres A Nice Smell Of Jasmine!
Lmfaooo
This Man Is Thee Best Everrr :D
Lovee Him :]
MrsJoeJonasX0X 2 years ago 5
pebbles, varnished pebbles.... everywhere
dudedude270 2 years ago 3
by chevo chez xD
Phoenix15397 2 years ago
cushuns- cushions, not normal cushions, small ones, Scatter cushuns. scatter cushuns
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testscore116 2 years ago
we're drowning
but there's a nice smell of jasmine
:L
LotzOfLolz 2 years ago
1:20 is jokes
ACEZPICE 2 years ago
bloke walks out off the bathroom with a metal detector PMSL!!!
brad12009 2 years ago
'We're drowning.'
'Yeh but there's a nice smell of jasmine.'
lol tht cracks me up he's a legend
RC523 2 years ago 18
Candles everywhere in our house, but you can't light them. No god forbid THEYRE ORNAMENTS! LMAO
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The best comedian in the world.
( the person is bob)
SgTBasten 2 years ago
fucking hilarious. legend.
CharliiBaybee 2 years ago 2
hilarious
"we're drowning! oh there's a nice smell of jasmine!"
53JUTIand53m0nt3 2 years ago 4
fuckin hilarious initt
Lukozade128 2 years ago
Mii Nehpew Alwayss Watch em..
He told mee 2 sit & watch em, i was in Kinks. was Funni As Fck..
Lee Yaa Big Mann
Suchha Guy
x O .
KiddOoBabii 2 years ago
so funny.."SMALL ENUF TO WIPE YOUR FUCKIN ARSE ONNN!!!!"made me choke on my fag:L
TashaBeatch 2 years ago
He's from Cardiff originally and moved to London when he was 15/16. He says it some point through the DVD when talking about how he met his wife.
peterk5699 2 years ago
lol its like an anthrax attack lmao!
555rocknroll666 3 years ago
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1. hold ur breath
2 copy and paste to one video
if u can do that without taking 1 breath CONGRATS IT MEANS UR A GREAT KISSER
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12321chlo312321 3 years ago
hes from avonmouth, bristol and lives in essex actually
XxsexycaittxX 3 years ago
but theres a nice smell of jasmine hahaha
lobalug4 3 years ago 3
LOL, my mums got pebels all over and candles which we cannot even TOUCH
Nellyout 3 years ago 2
hahahaha
hes a lej
fuckin funny
FUCKIN CANDLES!
lol
Sexaliciouse08 3 years ago
he is fucking funny
migitman13 3 years ago
We're drowning!
Yeah, but theres a nice smell of jasmin
2:36
HeadhunterHBN 3 years ago 2
i love the sound he does for the metal detector.
Leguitar1 3 years ago
he is the best welsh comedian ever [he says hes welsh in one of his gigs]
Ringer99999 3 years ago
he moved to wales didnt he not born there
samliffe 3 years ago
hes from essex
AND
essex is proo mayte :D
4summerthebestone 3 years ago
he says hes part welsh 1/2 so idk
Ringer99999 3 years ago
lol
Xbox360Gamer1 3 years ago
Fucking candles xD
omgitsmegx 3 years ago
oooh fuckin chevocheee !
AmiiDarliinn 3 years ago
2:36 "FUCKING CANDLES", lol gotta lov the northern accent.. ^^
SwidJames 3 years ago
i just started watching his vids hes amazingly funny
rockman124 3 years ago
he is soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!
chanelzoozoo 3 years ago
candles loads of them but you cant light em there fu**in* aunements
lolololol
QuantumTalent 3 years ago
Pebbles, cushions and candles that aren't allowed to be lit = my mother all over..lol*
Casey4lyfe1986 3 years ago 2
Funniest guy ever!!!
No1stunTerr 3 years ago 2
skimming lol this man is the funniest man ever i was lucky enough to see him at the o2 keep it up lee your a legend
bazherts 3 years ago
will he be doin another tour?
ive heard he isnt but im not sure
liverpoolpundit 3 years ago
XD
WERE DROWNING
Wife : Yea But There's a Nice Smell Of Jasmine
asb0ninja 3 years ago 4
i know i was in stitchs hahah XD
sioc88 3 years ago
fukin ace
kelusa83 3 years ago
He'd crack America in my opinion if he changed his act a little bit for the American dummies they'd fuckin love him
bigdunk9 3 years ago 12
fukin mint
scallygez08 3 years ago
saw him in sheffield 2week back, BRILLIANT live show
supadanman 3 years ago
Legend.. Cant wait to see this bloke.
scottavfc123 3 years ago 2
funniest guy on the planet
robinhoodxxxxx 3 years ago 4
funniest guy ever :)
angelkat23 3 years ago 3
i luv lee evans
grovyness 3 years ago 2
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jellyman38 3 years ago
and you can't light them! Noooo, God forbid!
'they're ornaments ! '
skfabz 3 years ago
Wat the.."Ahh shevouley"
-ROFL
F100WoOdsBallOwnage8 3 years ago
I Met Lee Evans One Day In Town ..!
Just Before he was going into his hotel ..
Really nice guy got a picture nd autograph wi him
ROBB2K8 3 years ago 4
ye he's nice int e x
scallygez08 3 years ago
lucky u... i want to see him one day ;)
marioandluigi1992 3 years ago
i thourt he was shit but i was rong
okane287 3 years ago
the funniest person ever he is awesume
sajafizyjr 3 years ago
of cause they get rid of dirts.... coz you CAN'T FUCKING SEE THEM.... LMAO.......
supereating 3 years ago
bags, not dirts... it doesnt change the joke though
bdmntn07 3 years ago
WERE DROWNING
Wife : Yea But There's a Nice Smell Of Jasmine
-Lee Evans
jee987654321 3 years ago 2
were drowning.
wife:yer but theres a nice smell of jasmine LMFAOO
kimmi9876 3 years ago
ahhh boyz,FOOLS i say FACT,ZANZIBAR,aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dundetya 3 years ago
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rovers1chris 3 years ago
fuck your mum rovers
superfortune 3 years ago 4
lee evans is actually the funniest guy ever.....this is without doubt the funniest dvd stand up ive ever seen...FACT
rnd1985 3 years ago 3
dude he is hilarious ive got the 1996 4 feb on video like they say if it aint funny it aint worth jack
gounner249 3 years ago
The way he holds 'skimming' is LOL all the way.
elltell1990 3 years ago
r hoo cares bout the swearing its jokes anyway.
kmanFTW 3 years ago 3
lee:"were drowning.
wife:yer but theres a nice smell of jasmine.
hes such a legend.
kmanFTW 3 years ago 3
"yeah but I'm gettin a lovely smell o jasmine" lol so jokes!
bdmntn07 3 years ago
Going to See Him For The First Time In Oct!!Cant Wait!! :D
xxxx
glamourgirl2008 3 years ago
I saw him last week, on the warm up tour,his new material is hilarious, you're in for a real treat.
Feederess 3 years ago
he never used to swear as much... what happened, lee?
topgearrules123 3 years ago
he did!
he always used to say, i shouldnt swear, but he did anyway
chazie14 3 years ago
this is the funniest tour yet! i cant wait to see him live i just cant wait!!! hes my hero hehe
DineWithDeath 3 years ago
Saw him last night, was an absolute legend, funniest guy ever, his new material he has is amazing and even funnier than on his XL tour!!!!!!
claretwhu 3 years ago
he is a legend i luv him !!
becca199314 3 years ago 2
wered u go onj weekends fukin SKIMMIN lmao !! Legend!
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EmilliieBabiieh 3 years ago
XD This is so damn funny. With the tide coming in because of the candles and the pebbles. SO fucking funny XD
lekidf 3 years ago 2
"were drowning. yeah but theres a nice smell of jasmine" lmao
"scatter cushions" legend!!!
KaitlinJayne93 3 years ago
is anyone going to c him in october 2008
zeefai90 3 years ago
i might doo! :D
can't waiit :D
DaviidArchuleta 3 years ago
me to i got my tickets for his november big uk tour :) at the M.E.N Arena In Manchester!
camster1990 3 years ago
Scatter cussheennsss! haha!
legend! :D
shortykem 3 years ago
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can't stand him
ohard001 3 years ago
then dont fucking watch him you retard.
mappy456 3 years ago
u bein real
how can u not watch its fuckin great
themidfieldmaestro10 3 years ago
"WE'RE DROWNING"
"Yeah, but there's a nice smell of jasmine!"
lmao :] !
he's so talented and he really uses the visual side too.
love him.
DisappearX3 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA HES FUNNY AS OWTT LYKK
bomdiggityalex 3 years ago
im gunneh see him in birmingham dis year !!! MONKEY BOY
Shanice135 3 years ago
He makes me so proud to be from essex , hilarious n all his jokes are so true lol still laughin now 'we're drowning!'
'yeah but theres a nice smell of jasmine' haha
and
'scatter cushions!' haha can't stop laughin
gotta go see him!
themad107 3 years ago
lee evans reminds me of norman wisdom
omaribanks 3 years ago
whaaattta foul mouth ;)
haha
lovee him
VESPVESP 3 years ago 2
And to Oscar Wilde. No you are't a posh twat. But you obviously have a sense of humour failure. 'Foul Mouth'. What are you, 88?
eddie20mancity 3 years ago
No he Isn't Welsh. His family roots are Welsh.
eddie20mancity 3 years ago
i think hes funny lol :D and ooo that foul mouth haha jokes :D
jealusme 3 years ago
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this is the least funniest thing ive ever seen in my life
its so unfunny
anyone can sweat and pull a stupid little face
and he has a foul mouth on him
OscarWilde1900 3 years ago
hes fucin awsome so shut up u posh twat, serioulsly hu says foul mouth
gt3goodguy 3 years ago
i'm a 'posh twat' because i dont use wanker in ever sentence, also can i ask what is the point in using an , when you then go on to spell who hu
OscarWilde1900 3 years ago
foul mouth! how fuckin old r u? look i got a foul mouth aswel oh no!!! why do u watch it den? sick of people slaggin off videos dey don't like!! DON'T WATCH EM DEN!!!
philhoran123 3 years ago
So f'ing funny! Lee evans is the funniest ever!
xfarmxgirlx 3 years ago 2
u know whats funny is that alot of people thought his english accent on theres something about mary sounded fake...alot of people were surprised when they found out it was his real accent haha
malhi1987 3 years ago 2
He's from essex.
chrisahc 3 years ago
He's Best :o Funniest man ever!
Bloodsworn123 3 years ago 3
SCAtter Cushions! SCAtter Cushions!
^^
PolosOnAStraw 3 years ago
Hess the Best!!!
05109443 3 years ago
Hahahahaha, Funniest man alive!!
<3 "We're drowning! Yeah, but there's a nice smell of Jasmine!"
Bloodsworn123 3 years ago
no hes not eddie izzard is but he is gd
keldoth101 3 years ago
agreed, wonder wat would happen if eddie izzard and lee evans did a sitcom together?
kirkpeters95 3 years ago
WE'RE DROWNING!
Yeah, but there's a nice smell of Jasmine!
That bit's great. XD
Randomvids243 3 years ago
"we're drowning!"
"yeah, but there's a nice smell of jasmine!"
LMAO
DisappearX3 3 years ago
lmao hes soooo fukin fnny
junyzzz 3 years ago
baa saa foo shaaayy! why the fucks she whispering?
KERRYHEALY 3 years ago
FOOKIN CANDLES!!! "but they smell of jasmine"
haha! ROFL!!
CRUMSTER09 3 years ago
freakin hilarious
THELINKINPARKREAPER 3 years ago
Their small, small enough to wipe ya FUCKIN ARSE ON !!!!!!!!!
elitedonk 3 years ago
BIG WHO CARES to where hes from. hes awsome
vai2501 3 years ago
he is from bristol
dantekadaj 3 years ago
hes not welsh. he probs sings a song about wales because this tour was in wales and u kno coz we got the DVD
xFleuriex 3 years ago
he bristolian init
5Gregallz5 3 years ago
shut up all ov ya he lives in a cardboard box aout side netto in cardif nahh o.j hes from england and from bristol i think hes me idol :D
12345jono 3 years ago
for all your information he is from bristol,UK
karlfromswinton 3 years ago
he doesn't sound like the women in the cahterine tate show that lauren takes the piss out of her the miss are you a farmer, are you old macdonald miss
5Gregallz5 3 years ago
realli?? i thought he was from somwhere in wales cuz hes got a acsent!
shaunNECNYE06 3 years ago
he is welsh
keldoth101 3 years ago
na i looked into it and hes not he was born in bristol, england! he must ov lived in wales for part of his life!
shaunNECNYE06 3 years ago
lee evans dont live in london he lives in billericay which is jus dwn the road from me!!
uk1shooter 3 years ago
mate lee evans is english he lives in london he was born there
fatboysam15 3 years ago
Lee Evans Is English .. Its Obvious !
TT4Lyf 3 years ago
hes welsh hence why he sings a song about wales at the end of the show :o)
marsland 3 years ago
Woo!! I'm going to see him!!!!! November!!!! Woooooo!! Soooo can't wait!! lol. And yes, I think he is English, but I may be wrong!! lol
Elz4Music 3 years ago
Same as im goin to see him in november at wemberly it going to be shit hot sooo excited YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Edencherrie 3 years ago
he is welsh nubs
boltwared 3 years ago
omg for the people who are wondering if he is english or welsh look on wikipedia
blackmail50 3 years ago
hes speaking with a welsh accent on purpose, he does it everywhere he goes which suits that area.
SaosinComeClose 3 years ago 3
he is definately english
qprmad 3 years ago
he is definately english
qprmad 3 years ago
he is clearly english-.-
m3th33 3 years ago 2
he's welsh ya nutter
weebri 3 years ago
no, hes english
SaosinComeClose 3 years ago
"scatter cushions...SCATTER cushions"
LMFAO
MellyBaybeee 3 years ago
0.15-0.16 he does it so funny " its doone it " lol
ricyrich666 3 years ago
PARCEL FORECE??
omgilovetoast 3 years ago
hes english m8
minicoops2 3 years ago 2
ah i love voices he does.
(:
Vickapoo 3 years ago
hmm..isnt he from london anyways
deviljamez 3 years ago
lolz
yup
auzzie m8
r u lyk youtuba stalking me? lolz
im pretty sure u comment on my vid of me n my fwend :P
thatcouldbekinky 3 years ago
i love the way he says ' scatter cushhions, scatter cushhions ' :P lmaooo
AndAyeeNeedYou 3 years ago 2
oh well you know what it means
RoBsTa321 3 years ago
oh well you know what it means
RoBsTa321 3 years ago
OMG I LOVE HIM HES A LEGAND !
BUBBLEGUM2KAii7 3 years ago
hahaha
funny
english accent is cute
high voice is annoying tho
still funny
thatcouldbekinky 3 years ago
He Aint English Hes Welshh!.. Just Say British Easier :)
LnEntertainment 3 years ago
Lee Evans is from ESSEX!!!
legendlazy 3 years ago
he is british but he is actually from avonmouth, bristol, ENGLAND lol
antony87199314 3 years ago
no he is not he is welsh lol tht is why he sed it is a GREAT pleasure to b in CARDIFF dur
Xx4LLYxX 3 years ago
This is correct. Lee Evans is from Avonmouth Bristol. He was born and no longer lives there. His family all still live in Bristol. When we was 21 he moved to London for a future career. This could be why he no longer sounds like a FARMER!! :)
MMOWorld 3 years ago 2
Ohh Well :P I Was Wr-Wr Wrong:)
LnEntertainment 3 years ago
Well, I know that he moved to Rhyl, in Wales when he was a teenager.
I think he said that he had family in Wales, too but I'm not sure.
iTsFaTe101 3 years ago
the sound he makes for the metal detector makes me laugh every single time
gould1992 3 years ago
he is a legend
lilmizmardy 3 years ago
funny shit - good vid
Gav3202 3 years ago
OMG i love Lee Evens!!
ImArd12 3 years ago
ledgendary
RoBsTa321 3 years ago