@MrJesperPettersson It's ALOT harder than that. That's like saying "being famous and rich is easy, just learn three things:
1. Earn millions of money (easy)
2. Be known worldwide (easy again, after some practice that is)
3. Be better than somebody already famous (yep, easy too)
Yeah, you sound like a douche. Theoretically and mathematically it's incredibly difficult, if it's so easy, make a video of you doing it yourself when you're ready. CUNT!
@LynxCoding I and thousands of other people can. "theoretically and mathematically" it's even simpler. You just need to practice for 10-60 days, and then you can do it very easily, if you actually want to. And the first things you said are completely flawed.
@LynxCoding I and thousands of other people can. "theoretically and mathematically" it's even simpler. You just need to practice for 10-60 days, and then you can do it very easily, if you actually want to. And the first things you said are completely flawed. Although, I barely practiced chin balance, so I have to practice that, and then I'll give you a video.
your older than me lol but you do have a lot of things to look forward to and things might change and maybe you should try and work on your self esteem idk how it feels i have never had problems like that and i the kind out person thats really loud and outgoing usually
well, I only have 3 friends and they live like 20-30 miles away from me lol but things always get better in life as time goes on, just remember that :) so don't kill yourself lol
My peers are the worst though, their attitudes, comments, remarks all get under my skin. A few good people stick by me but the rest say it's all out of pity,and i can see they're right.
Only 15, and I know you're going to say I have so much to look forward to, so much potential e.t.c but with my extremely low level of self esteem I can't think otherwise.
Simon is the "asshole detector", because it takes one to know one. He weeds out those who would loose their tempers, while also getting to be a real smart-ass himself. He has an AWESOME job. But not as good as being an on the edge of funny and death juggler!
That was so scary! At first I thought he was going to fall of and die, then he got on the box while balancing the ax thing on his chin and juggling 3 knives. I honestly thought he was going to die!!!! That was so cool!!!
i was soooo scared i thought her was goinh to die lol lol lol lol :) but if he did i would dop this... :( lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol COME ON LOL
i think the hardest part would be balancing the axe without being able to move your feet.. and not being able to look at where the knives are coming down to grab them
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omg omg omg!!!!!! horrible!!!!! aaaaahhhhh the helmet made me wanna press the X if i was there!!!! this guy was horrible he wasnt even in danger since the beginning HORRIBLE!!!!!!! he deserves to LOSE he will never be in the preasence of winning...HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Great act...especially how he makes everyone believe that it is really dangerous and difficult *lol*
I can't do stuff like that! So no offense...but actually he was doing the trick for like 10 seconds - the rest was show ;) Bit sad since he seems to have talent...
I saw him live at this holiday park i went to, and he did this trick. it was really scary to watch!!he was really funny !! he had pretty much the same script too. i got a video of it i may put it on youtube sometime well done phil your fab!!!
If they didn't chop and change the camera so much while he was actually doing the stunt then it may have been more impressive. Admittedly what he did was difficult if it lasted for 2 seconds or 2 minutes, but for all we know he could have got 1 rotation of knife juggling done before he jumped down, but thanks to the choppy camera it seems longer.
I wouldn't want to know what happened if someone "buzzed" while he was in the middle of that!?!?
ticklemepurple86 1 week ago
I WENT TO GREAT YARMOUTH HIPPODROME CIRCUS AND THEY DID 7 BOXES HIGH WITH 6 ROLLERS ON TOP! WAS INCREDIBLE...THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED
lewnik69 3 months ago
I saw this guy live last week he was good but WAY to enthusiastic.
Zachvaughan101 5 months ago
freakin gingers
joshdaposh182 6 months ago
That was breathtaking
Burgerphile 7 months ago
That was insane:D
niclaz300 8 months ago
see, hes not even riding a bike and he wears a helmet, i think some people can learn from him
nickkers094 10 months ago
Make sure you pause at 1:45
8bobthebuilder 10 months ago
Simon's face!! LOL
supermusicfreak101 10 months ago
Simon Cowell - "No one is interested in a juggler unless there is a good chance you're going to kill yourself"
I just think that everyone should know that thousands of jugglers around the world are very annoyed by this outlook on juggling.
Search for "WJF" on youtube to see some REAL juggling.
prkmac42 1 year ago 27
1:38 lol
aydenk123 1 year ago
It´s not hard, it´s just learning three thing,
1. Balance the Axe (easy after practice)
2. Stand ont the box (easy after a day practice)
3. Juggle with the knifes (easy
MrJesperPettersson 1 year ago
@MrJesperPettersson It's ALOT harder than that. That's like saying "being famous and rich is easy, just learn three things:
1. Earn millions of money (easy)
2. Be known worldwide (easy again, after some practice that is)
3. Be better than somebody already famous (yep, easy too)
Yeah, you sound like a douche. Theoretically and mathematically it's incredibly difficult, if it's so easy, make a video of you doing it yourself when you're ready. CUNT!
LynxCoding 1 year ago
@LynxCoding I and thousands of other people can. "theoretically and mathematically" it's even simpler. You just need to practice for 10-60 days, and then you can do it very easily, if you actually want to. And the first things you said are completely flawed.
Tennisers 1 year ago
@LynxCoding I and thousands of other people can. "theoretically and mathematically" it's even simpler. You just need to practice for 10-60 days, and then you can do it very easily, if you actually want to. And the first things you said are completely flawed. Although, I barely practiced chin balance, so I have to practice that, and then I'll give you a video.
Tennisers 1 year ago
@LynxCoding I also don't have an axe, so I'll balance a chair.
Tennisers 1 year ago
@MrJesperPettersson i would like to c u do it
zeepycookie 1 year ago
simon is a turtle see what he said at 0:33 and after see this vid h
/watch?v=LJ0sDES7Dpc
djnegrodebk 1 year ago
I MET HIM ON MY HOLIDAY!!!! HE WAS ENTAINTANING US AND HE SHOWED US THE EXACT TRICK LIVE!!!! IT WOZ AMAZINGLY SCARY!!!!!!!!!!! i woz in devon!!
warrenamy47 1 year ago
@warrenamy47 Theres a town called Devon in england? thats my name lol...
SmootheTank 1 year ago
I swear I love reading simon's lip/expressions when he says "shit" and "oh my god" I honestly don't think anyone has made him do that...ever.
beautifullychaos 1 year ago
He tries to hard
xkceob 1 year ago
1:40 Oooo my God!!
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oxxgEoRgIexxo 1 year ago
wow thats beast
tomstheskateboarder 1 year ago
Simons face
MattandCodycomedy 1 year ago
Does anyone else find that kinda sexy?
kit0the0mighty 1 year ago
AMAZING
TheNatalieDoran 1 year ago
O.O wow
888MonkeyCheeky 1 year ago
"It's not bad, I mean, y'all gotta go, Might as well do it with style!" haha
DennisBayazitov 2 years ago 2
your older than me lol but you do have a lot of things to look forward to and things might change and maybe you should try and work on your self esteem idk how it feels i have never had problems like that and i the kind out person thats really loud and outgoing usually
minimj1824 2 years ago
britain gots suicido
Theoplt 2 years ago 2
that is suicide!
will he teach me how to do it?
TheArcher101 2 years ago
wat do you mean
Timcookie321 2 years ago
I'm 15 and I was born with depression so...
TheArcher101 2 years ago
no, I was just hoping you weren't thinking about killing yourself, becuase thats's wat it sounded like in your comment
Timcookie321 2 years ago
Every1 tells me to, i have literally no friends whatsoever!
TheArcher101 2 years ago
well, I only have 3 friends and they live like 20-30 miles away from me lol but things always get better in life as time goes on, just remember that :) so don't kill yourself lol
Timcookie321 2 years ago
so what if you dont have any friends your kinda saving yourself from a lot of drama. dont kill yourself
minimj1824 2 years ago
My peers are the worst though, their attitudes, comments, remarks all get under my skin. A few good people stick by me but the rest say it's all out of pity,and i can see they're right.
TheArcher101 2 years ago
well you shouldnt let people get under your skin cause if you do they are just going to do it more. how old r u?
minimj1824 2 years ago
Only 15, and I know you're going to say I have so much to look forward to, so much potential e.t.c but with my extremely low level of self esteem I can't think otherwise.
TheArcher101 2 years ago
when he had done it sounded like that was the first time he had ever done it lolz
yoyomania100 2 years ago
that was freakin' scary!!!
luveedoves43 2 years ago 26
amazing
TheMrmemyselfandi 2 years ago
scary!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
kpgcatlover 2 years ago
wow
kpgcatlover 2 years ago
This guys is amazing.
Simon is the "asshole detector", because it takes one to know one. He weeds out those who would loose their tempers, while also getting to be a real smart-ass himself. He has an AWESOME job. But not as good as being an on the edge of funny and death juggler!
Again, amazing skill on this dude, wow.
TheElCabronsito 2 years ago 6
loads man, i'm a fucking pedo... I have fun with the PedoBear.
ManicCam 2 years ago
I can do everything in that except the chin balance
geo289 2 years ago
I saw this guy perform irl. It was awesome. :D
Zimmaflotts 2 years ago
omg amazing!!!!
slagalicas 2 years ago
that music is so nice when he starts the real acting
edderd8 2 years ago
That was so scary! At first I thought he was going to fall of and die, then he got on the box while balancing the ax thing on his chin and juggling 3 knives. I honestly thought he was going to die!!!! That was so cool!!!
alabm661 2 years ago 2
when he was going on the box i was thinking do not buzz him, he will get down, but maybe not in one peice.
tvboy223 2 years ago 3
KING xD
BMW667 2 years ago
awesome
4ur3tuga 2 years ago
i was laughing so hard... hahah
iheartskatinNY 2 years ago
Orca loca
attilaflagello 2 years ago
holy man.. i was like about to crap my self half way through
eNg3842 2 years ago 2
simon was like Oh My God WTF
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mercedezboy 2 years ago
Very hard, very dangerous...but for some reason, he still felt overly dramatic as he was setting it up.
wetterdew 2 years ago
his goal was to make it difficult and impressive, not to be modest.
brainwasher9876 2 years ago
good.
lilfrankie95 2 years ago
1:45 was the scary music TRYING to make me shit my pants!? lmao
gageima 2 years ago
right jury is simon, middle women amanda and left piers..
beratk69 2 years ago
ow, gottt =O
amykaulitz123 2 years ago
what a song? very cool
bellosster 2 years ago
iv seen him do this act live, also juggled a chainsaw etc.. quite impressive... amazed... he only dropped one thing in over an hour...
mike25vr6 2 years ago
One question:
Way you put that chainsaw ? i didn't see you juggle that
Cal3star 2 years ago
OMG!!! i was soooo scared he was gonna die, it was sooo hard to even look at him do that cuz it was so frightening!
NLTismine4ever 2 years ago
wow oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alphaguy50 2 years ago
just watch the right guy (jury) he is saying oh my god ! :p
WeLoveGeorgeSimpson 2 years ago
i was soooo scared i thought her was goinh to die lol lol lol lol :) but if he did i would dop this... :( lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol COME ON LOL
fudgegirl153 2 years ago
i think the hardest part would be balancing the axe without being able to move your feet.. and not being able to look at where the knives are coming down to grab them
JanuaryDiamonds 2 years ago
how the fuck did he manage to do tht, its damn near fukin impossible!
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mcstouffer823 2 years ago
0:34 pretty!
brainwasher9876 2 years ago
kick ass
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omg omg omg!!!!!! horrible!!!!! aaaaahhhhh the helmet made me wanna press the X if i was there!!!! this guy was horrible he wasnt even in danger since the beginning HORRIBLE!!!!!!! he deserves to LOSE he will never be in the preasence of winning...HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
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2212211 2 years ago
simon was whispering "what the fuck??" or something :D
teppiz93 2 years ago 3
i saw oh my god..
MartyPictures 2 years ago 3
he said oh my god. how do u get what the fuck out of oh my god lol
godhand1001 2 years ago
I go top on that box, that great big heavy axe goes ON TOP OF ME!
brainwasher9876 2 years ago 5
i love it. finally a contestant with a sense of humor.
brainwasher9876 2 years ago 3
Great act...especially how he makes everyone believe that it is really dangerous and difficult *lol*
I can't do stuff like that! So no offense...but actually he was doing the trick for like 10 seconds - the rest was show ;) Bit sad since he seems to have talent...
ayaminobaka 2 years ago 4
That guy is AMAZING!!
Multigirlfan 2 years ago
That's because he is.
bobdylan134 2 years ago
lol
razmus1995 2 years ago
hey i have a set of the same juggling knvies! :D
Simalacrum 2 years ago
he sounds like a fuckin pedo
ManicCam 2 years ago
omg
WWFC4LIFEE 2 years ago
I saw him live at this holiday park i went to, and he did this trick. it was really scary to watch!!he was really funny !! he had pretty much the same script too. i got a video of it i may put it on youtube sometime well done phil your fab!!!
from Ellie
mylittleponytrooperx 2 years ago
LMAO damn, he's coordinated
stride7860 2 years ago
I forgot to put he did the same act, it was awesome :p
darvex111 2 years ago
I met this guy in devon :d
darvex111 2 years ago
If they didn't chop and change the camera so much while he was actually doing the stunt then it may have been more impressive. Admittedly what he did was difficult if it lasted for 2 seconds or 2 minutes, but for all we know he could have got 1 rotation of knife juggling done before he jumped down, but thanks to the choppy camera it seems longer.
HeldBack 2 years ago
1:40 simon was like "oh my god"! hahaha
darkworldx 2 years ago
lol simon cracked me up!
nickanater74 3 years ago
Hahah!! Siomon at 0:36! "Wow!" and "How would you feel if you go through to the semis, but died?" lol
LoveOneRepublic 3 years ago
i no phill blackmore he performed at a holiday park i was at
everyonewoseeit 3 years ago
this guy is cooooooooooooool
UrosVa 3 years ago 2
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This aint hard. It´s okay, but nothing cool!
Jongluren 3 years ago
holy crap
mellyxo143 3 years ago
ahahahhaha 0:13
Bibilo2006 3 years ago
i was scared for him!!!
fluffyice 3 years ago
how did u get the video on to youtube
jonathanc619 3 years ago
holy crap hes a looper
xsarahxhealyx 3 years ago 3