Music Video - Idaho Pirate by Mr.Safety

[Darkbrofilms]

I like this vid but it is so freaked weird do iz Cory wat the heck iz wrong wit dat guy even though he iz my favorite u tuber besides katersoneseven

[uzoify]

my pegina doesn't work either

[TheInvisoGirl]

this is just awsume!

[Stylez1995]

...no comments

[TheIdahoAsylum]

Being from Idaho, I watched it. 3:29 of my life I shall never get back, plus the time writing this note. Time to play Oblivion and forget this exists.

[gingergrasshopper852]

Thumbs up if you were intreeged by this video and watched all the way too the end:)

[evanhouston]

R!!!!

[monkeyboy497]

i wonder what kate thinks when she saw this XD

[GojuRyuPiano]

you gotta record a CD or a DVD!

great lyrics!

[VituCarnage]

kk lul

[Neekolassify]

i remember this video from a couple years back!!! XD

[sldkvd]

lol never think of crotches and belly buttons the same. and he were pretty fucking cute haha so watever lol.

[devanyz]

Easy there Mr. Safety you have veiwiers in idaho to watch out that you dont get a shot gun ramed up your ass for that one, jk it was great, but really

[starlord0the0great]

i know his story. i kinda lived the same of it

[Qermaq]

Brilliant.

[MagiKalUnicOrnEvina6]

Lol I live I Idaho and yeah wtf

[OffLikeARocket]

are you drunk?

[snakeboy497]

lol i think no matter how crappy a video u think a video u make is, all ur fans will still like it haha

[racheltheoriginal519]

can u buy this on itunes

[Bleachfox101234]

WTF....

[wolfquestqueen]

Horrible, yet amusing. Many beers went into the making of this music video. I just wanted to show people what I'm really like when I'm drunk. I like to make wierd songs for some reason.

If this is the first time you've ever seen my videos.. don't worry.. this isn't my best, lol.. it's my absolute worst!

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

yes... very safe.... DONT DRINK!! KIDS!

[Suuz1997]

WHAHAHAHA

[gunlord12]

Did I like fuck dumb another to it send retard a like this read to trying time ass sweet your took you since (Now read it backwards)

[tossagoultar]

sounds like David Arvedon and The Psychopaths

[BlackGwarDeath666]

this is way too funny hahaha

[01cutekitty]

CAPTAIN DRUNK

[Mrtgtfilms]

cant... stop...laughing...

[justinbeiberlover156]

wow cory better learn to drink a little bit less

[theEpicDragoon001]

That was fucked up but so fuckin funny

[TheSmallWood12345]

Roflmfao."R"



[herztoou2]

im 11 an he scared me cory plz dont make a video like this again plz i will stil watch SMPFILMS AN DUDE LIKE HELLA but plz dont make anymore :0

[SimsSouthon]

@herztoou2 I'm 11 as well, and I found this funny, I don't know what your problem is, but he is SMPFilms, he's stupid, he's messed up, but he's funny as hell. Now, if you don't like it, go listen to Justin Bieber.

[herztoou2]

@SimsSouthon leave me alone an i dont listen to justen beiber u can if u want i dont so leave me alone

[SimsSouthon]

@herztoou2 Anyways, why did you even bother coming back here if this video irritates you so much? But, he will probably never make another video like this as he has TheMeanKitty & DudeLikeHella, so he kind of has to be sensible.

[BIGBOSSMAN2195]

how can u dislike this its bad but brillant!

[sansa2590]

I laughed when he said So What is the doctor gonna say whe he see's this? Will he call it a "pegina"? or maybe a "vagenis"?

[Evyenia]

a little to random

[PandoraPoison]

2:23 is the best fucking part! Love you Cory!

[lilbigteague71]

Rrrrrrr

[mom2monkey]

i have been a mr safty follower for a while now but this is the first time i have seen this song. OMG i think i am gonna die from laughing..... BEST SONG EVER!!!!!

RRRR

[TheLostLenore]

I SO want this as my ringtone (and The Mean Kitty Song). XD

[acejohnson81]

Sometimes I wonder if I was born with a pegina or a veginis RRR

[SplinterCellZora]

Just being yourself as always :L

[SoraAndLinkLover01]

Don't make fun of Idaho! It's a good state! (I'm not from Idaho)

[AwesomeIzzi]

eh... how drunk where you when you made this video???

[poshnpiffle]

have you ever killed a blue whale in idaho???

[waffles817]

umm Cory how can u not masterbait ur a dude u have a dick u can play with it u can masterbait

[Thesupernoma]

@waffles817 hello, your gay.

[paperbutt2008]

@waffles817 um, Fuck off. Just Sayin.

[Iciidaho]

Hey Cory I sent a comment about a month ago. Saying I didn't like your video. I watched it again and found I really do like it. It grows on you. I must of been having a bad day when I viewed it. but any way I gave it a two thumbs up

[ScreaminGreenMachine]

"If this is the first time you've ever seen my videos.. don't worry.. this isn't my best, lol.. it's my absolute worst!" I find it as one of you best lol! It shows you don't give a shit and well it's actually catchy as hell

[zombiexkiller121]

i laughed so hard at the pegina vagenis thing lol

[Pancakelover4life]

I'm from Idaho.....I go to a horse ranch...but I'm positive I am a girl, was born in a HOSPITAL, and never, ever drink achohal. Idaho rules!

[44Twitch]

wat.... awesome vid tho @may11h i laughed my ass off too

[ZTex10]

..............what?

[Starmadien2019]

lol you are so werid cory

[Iciidaho]

I'm really sorry to dislike this video. Its the first time I have ever disliked one from you.

Your very good. Just didn't like the video maybe because I'm from Idaho

[scixzor]

@Iciidaho same

[JB101rocks]

LOL REALLY DUDE STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!! LOL JK

[HAXattacking]

omg its freakin funny! i cant belive how hard i loled so this.

its stupid but so funny!

"its an iny with a stump" lol!

[brennison123]

hahahaha! best video! my crotch is like a belly botton XD

[yuuki609]

lol

[Spax086]

judging by the comments this song i like those miracle whip commercials, you either love it or hate it. i love it!

[mary1868]

random songs rule

[bubsplash]

Best song EVER

[85swords]

Best song ever!!!!! My friend put it on threwxboxand had to hear full song!!!

[linketlegendofzelda]

wtf

[TheDragonKatz]

wow...i dnt no wut to say...

[Cherryade12]

this is like a car crash horrible but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo hard 2 look away

[Roserenee34]

this is so bad. lol

[rachelvivian692]

I love it lmao

[TheKrispyfort]

Good lord. This just reaffirms to me why drinking is bad, m'kay

[kyle81302]

downloaded it and put it on my ipod touch

[rayrhinohair]

how does he even know he was flushed by his mom?

[Cherryade12]

this is kinda lik watching car crash its horrible,but brilliant atthe same time you cant look away can you.thumbs up for this video cause he was drunk wen he rote it so,COME ON!

[kolespurgeon]

Cory r u on drugs or insane

[zebralove1919]

OMG RANDOM AS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JesterNlove]

More Epic than Gilgamesh.

[may11h]

i Laughed my ASS OFF when he said

"My Crotch is like a belly button

its an iney with a stump

oh man!

i dont know what to hump!

So What is the doctor gonna say

When he, see's this?

will he call it a "pegina"?

Or maybe a vagenis"

[kialop]

@may11h i lol'd when he said the bit about getting born in a airplane crapper

[DrakesterRobinson1]

@may11h me too!! lol



[TransformersObsessed]

@may11h me 2 but LOLz but im amazed that a drunk guy can make some raandom song up and it lasts 3:29 mins

[hynata15]

Lol and you are supposed to be Mr. Safety?? jk ^-^

[johnpaulmeehan]

THIS IS FUCKIN AMAZING all i had to say after watching was why hahaha

it shoud have well more views rrrrrr

[KittyIvie]

XDDDDDDD I CRYED SOOOO HARD WATCHIN THIS then i posted it on facebook

[Ladicia666]

Lol that was epix

[XxxKensiexxX]

ahahaha intense

[LostWanderer7]

" RRR " hahaha you're better than jack sparrow!!! haha ok... you're at the same level : )

[lolhunter734]

RRR

[kaykay8100]

LMFAO AMAZING

[Scorpia20X]

i want what ur drinking.

pmsl everytime i watch this. :-)

[dukudevil]

lmfao

[MoonbeamME1975]

I almost pissed me self matey!.... do true pirates wear depends?

[coolwavee1900]

rofl you drink to much next time drink MORE!!!!!!!

[IssyRedbird]

This is awesome Cory. This is one of my favorite songs of yours. :)

[FiuLuM0SCraciun]

cory get drunk more offten:D

[EastVanNoise]

dude, this is by far my favorite of all your vids, lol, dam, so good

[TheTawner]

this dude is messed it's so EPIC

[FoamyFanGrl09]

I want what ever you drank..... and LOTS OF IT!!!!

[Drakengard05]

nice, even being totally drunk u can be creative lol thats just fricken awesome

[RaceRowan]

You´re very funny when you´re drunk! Seriously!

[mgillespie97]

wtf

[THEITIASTER]

omfg this is the funniest thing ive ever heard all week!!!!!!!!

[Peace1212p]

pegina and vegenis~ lol

[JesterNlove]

RRR RRR R RRR RRR

[Johnny306080]

My fave vid of all time!!

[bjandkaykay101]

bad mom sory bout ur dick

[ZombieGamer009]

omg i love this vid

[TheLillover256]

Must of drunk...

Very amuzing :)

[JayDub4321]

one word.... or phrasei guess.... well... ha!

[JayDub4321]

try to say something good and bad but dang! that was bad!

[leztwins2]

Will he call it a pegina, or mabey a vagenis? Idk how u come up with all these random lines...1 sec ura drunken pirate, the next ura hermaphiditee xD... Keep up the vids

[HigherWaysWoman]

WOW I can't believe I found a "Vintage Cory Film"!! Jack pot! Once again your talents shine thru, love the skit, lyrics song!! Hey if you know how to get a hold of MTV or someone you know knows this...can ya send me the contact info?! You should be on this show....we'll all back ya and chant "CORY FOR MTV!!!!" WE WANT CORY FOR MTV!! If this happens culd you uh...uhm...well...just remember me ok! *LAFFS* Ok seriously u shuld be on MTV or The Animal Planet(u shuld submit mean kitty song) or VH1

[coolmanjohn2002]

lmao

[MrsPubeltube]

i love it!!! LMAO!!!

[originalorgins]

That was da best song evah

[82Usako]

Well once when I was little a tree fell on my best friend's house. She lived right across the street from me and my father helped get rid of the tree. I found a log shaped like a leg and I kept it and made an entire opera just from the top of my head about a pirate and his wooden leg. Most pirates if they loose a limb they usually make a new one out of wood. Now I'm just thinking wrong especially concerning what your unusual song was about. XD

[OhTaliaa]

Is it bad my name is in geneTALIA...

[Kyoko8587]

@OhTaliaa my friends like to tease me because my name is "Tallia" and i showed them this song lol

[OhTaliaa]

@Kyoko8587 lol

[kasp9451]

this is funny but the lyrics are really sad

[Cool111Boyz]

RRR



[NInjaDan079]

Make some more songs, they're you best work

[WoahItsAMonkey]

Lmao!! Wowwwww you're funny when you're drunk xD

[chance7195]

what kind of a faggot goes and watches youtube videos after his homo ass bitch girlfriend fucks you in the ass then leaves?

[plzboy1]

Haha!this just so improved my mood my gf just broke up with me and this so helped me.your the best man.

[Baltolover4ever2468]

what the fuck?!

[Baltolover4ever2468]

....ok???? who must of had like 40 bottles cuz.... thats strange but funny.......

[thebigdamhero]

i love you mr safety =P this vid makes my day!

[batmanwings]

three letters pal:  WTF?

[marpoq]

you can buy an eyepatch for a couple bucks...

[wildliferule]

I think it's hillarious !!!!!

[asrayof91]

luv this song

[jak300000]

random.. nuff said

[horsluvr1116]

hey! hump?! period?! vigina?! veginis?! i used 2 like ur vids!

[9876445]

yano some people wud call this relly wierd, but thn agen im a guy who set his hair on fire in yr 8 lol

frigin funny as fuck this is man lol

[Kyoko8587]

too funny! I could never make that up! i love it!

[WolfaMan97]

lol so fucking funney

[TheTomjinx1]

that was funny as H*** lol man

[yosouljaboy7]

yeah seriously, WTF?

[oblivian12795]

ROFLMGDAO

[redmoon30]

i have a pegina/vagenis

[redmoon30]

that was amazing!

[djrollin212]

ok i can tell u drink way to much lol

[kerrywary]

i am from boise idaho

[nikabear100]

hahahaha

[1Alice4Jazz1]

no i think youre stupdist vid was when u counted 2 infinity

well when u treid counting 2 infinity tho it was funny

btw i think ur awesome

[Dan100496]

Actually, you can tell hes looking at something. at a few times actually. one example is paues it at 2:32.

But i still love it the video and song though.

[RennieizCool]

Ernm, if you lost your genitalia due to a freak accident with a branch, then how do you have a vagenis? xD.

[eMAn88171]

good question what do you call yours then

[KeenerBeener66]

Gee you really share a lot of your self in this video. I hope it all works out. You will always have Sparta

[thrasho2]

wait if your genetalia was taken by abranch than how can... im so confused?

[IwwhEatsYou]

RRR. >D

[shadowfan771]

um .... yea u were drinking heavly

[LeDiskoLove99]

Seriously? You can come up with this stuff off the top of your head without even being sober? Fucking awesome.

And that's why you're the BEST! This song makes me extremely happy haha.

[forgerofsouls]

Awsome, funny, stupid. I love it!

[Britisfoxy]

love it your still sexy as hell man haha

[darkstarloki]

its stupid funny shitt RRR

[kaptainkommie]

leave maddox alone

[purplegirl9002]

stupid yet funny

[houstonbruce]

he said he was a hoe XD

[daregenHyorinmaru]

wtf????????????

mi stumic hurts of lafter

[idownyahard]

its now stuck in my head for 5 days... its just awesome even if its weird:p

[Midna774]

*twitches and falls off my chair*

[eradicatetheproblem]

RRRR!! Captain D I posted a link to this for about 50 people to see, and I must say it went over big. Very funny. Very hilarious. (And catchy too!) Really, I kept listening to it again and again for a week.

its a hit, Mr Safety!!

(I remember all the words, I can sing it, it sticks in my head)

Keep these insane gems coming!

You scalliwag.

RRRR!!

[xSoulCaliberx]

u can tell that he was getting more and more drunk as he was writing it XD <3

[Imapython]

wtf?!?

i can't tell if this is a good song or not....

eh, i'll just say that it's good cuz mr safety wrote it!

[idownyahard]

FUCKing funnnnnnyyyyy:D my back hurts cuz of this friggen cool weird vid:D

[koolshoes13]

ok? umm well sucky, weird,crappy

[MegaGorillazFanGirl]

Captain D! MAKE A #2!!!

[eradicatetheproblem]

I can't get enough of this video.

It's truly bad, yet absolutely great.

(both..er, kind of like his genetalia)

RRRRR!!