MST3K The Touch of Satan 8/10

[ToyotaGuy1971]

i KNEW satan was a woman!

[jasondave2000]

That wasn't the original intention, but given the option between these unfunny dudes prattling on and the cool-kitschy film in the bacground, I'd defo spring for the film. These guys make one clever comment in forty, not enough to make it worthwhile : - (

[jasondave2000]

Bloody hell, these unfunny guys who don't shut the hell up are REALLY annoying! I can't enjoy the film kitsch with these guys. Yanks truly think they are a LOT funnier than they really are. Go catch British humour for ADULT comedy. This is for children!!

[DAVIDInitiative]

@jasondave2000

You're watching this for the movie?

[tehhypo]

@jasondave2000 Um...troll?

[jasondave2000]

@tehhypo Yep, comedy for trolls. Yank trolls.

[EmmaOnATangent]

Wow. Twilight has a better premise than this movie. More chemistry too.

[RichterTheEternal]

Extremely vague on their "curse". Apparently the devil wanted Melinda to be a immortal nature witch (that's a curse??) and her sister to be a female Jason Voorhees? I have no idea what relation Luther and Molly are to these two witches, since neither of them have produced any children. (Minions?)

[PerryPlanet]

"This song...is in...the pub...lic domain...that's why...we used...it twice..."

[elpollodelamuerte]

8 People don't believe in Peanut Butter?

[3shaiamigas]

Every WEEK we do this!

[wileyeiffel]

Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use ? lol

[06mustangCE]

I actually need something meat-hooked. I'm gonna go see if grandma's up.

[achaserofrocks]

....But call me Sue

[bloodrunsclear]

Haunted Grandma Servo is hilarious XD

[DocBirkin1]

So...why did Lucinda age and Melissa stayed young, when they were both immortal? I mean, Lucinda didn't make a deal with Satan, did she? And why does she kill people? Did she just get bored after a century or so?

[Tanyableu]

@DocBirkin1 Most likely to prove Satan's cruel sense of humor. It reminds me of a Greek myth where one goddess went to Zeus, asking that her beloved be made immortal like herself. She neglected to ask for Eternal Youth as well, however, and eventually, they say, he grew so stooped and feeble he became the first cricket.

As for Lucinda's murderous ways, I imagine her sanity was destroyed by the shock and pain of being burned at the stake., and the betrayal of her neighbors.

[ShitMyCatsOnFire]

LMAO Grandma Servo

[Gigrantula58]

AHHHH! Where'd they find a 590 Watt light bulb?

[Capng123]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: What the hell was it back in the 70s that compelled filmmakers to name the male lead in their movies "Jody"?

[RoyalAssassin178]

Melissa: What would you have of me?

Satan: I ask....for CARNATION ICE CREAM!!!

[yaminousagi13]

You been hittin' the bOOZE?

[DANgerous124]

"Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?" lol I looked away after she put the fire out and I heard that line. I couldn't stop laughing. I had to go back and watch it a second time.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Every WEEK we do this!

[DMCdawg]

"May your crops rot in the ground!"

Happened already. XD

[sandorsbox]

"Gorgo and Mormo of the thousand faced moon" Um... borrow from Lovecraft much?

[johnnyo3535]

Kaleb what kind of charcoal did you use?

[tommyfranks13]

public domain we dont have to pay anyone hahahaha

[Theburn77]

"You been hittin' the booze?"

[ColonelHoraldo]

Why don't they just burn her?!

[freakofevolution]

Servo's grandma is funny as hell!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"You know, maybe if the Amish actually used buttons, they wouldn't be so irrational."

"Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?!?"

"You know, unless there is a change, I think we can assume that he is wearing the shoes from now on."

"Public domain - we don't have to pay anyone! Ha ha ha haaa!"

[FilmFan1974]

"Hold on I'm getting a call from Margot Adler."

Friggin' brilliant.

[pretorious700]

Why didn't they just burn both of them?

[flyingzombie1]

"I think this was fast paced at one time, but then someone spilled some Grape Nehi on it, got it all gummy."

[wonderwhaz797]

5:38 "Oh, what is keeping me up tonight? I had a cup of tea after dinner...oh right, grandma mutilated a cop, that'd do it."

[geoentronecromancer]

Y'know, it's kinda funny. Apparently Robert "You been hittin' the BOOZE again" Easton is actually a very prolific and well-respected actor and dialogue/accent coach, and has been in the business for about sixty years. Doesn't mean that this or Giant Spider Invasion are any good; it's just surprising to find that out.

[Kinemacolor]

@geoentronecromancer He's the best part of that movie.

[zombiepi]

@geoentronecromancer He just passed away on Christmas Eve :(

[Spameggssausage]

why does the devil have a kid's voice?

[puppetgeneral39]

@Spameggssausage Why is the devil the good guy in this movie?

[Kinemacolor]

@Spameggssausage It's her own voice. Either the movie was trying to be deep or simply save money.

[captainhowdy01]

"Well I'm going to puke on the Maverik."

[116Bears]

Lol at Tom's G-Ma having a smoky head.

[BlueEyes7452]

OK, everyone hold a second. I just want to see if he gets his shoes on yet. Yes, ah, yes. Great, glad they showed that to us.

[mudkow60]

Amazing grace... and Chuck...

[TitusYorick]

2:20 All right! A KISS concert is starting up!

[hidnshadows]

Say, Neighbor, have you heard of the good word of Satan? hahaha If this video doesn't get your fill of Satan humor, LoadingReadyRun did some great videos. I loved the part about Mike wrestling Servo's Grandma.

[yankee999]

For the precious few who might be interested, the 'gorgo, mormo, thousand faced moon' line, regardless of exact origin, refers to the triple-faced goddess Hecate. The references to spilled blood and baying dogs are also indicators of such. Add in the factor of the female voice and it clinches it. Which begs the question.....why did this movie have to involve Satan at all? I think a film called 'The Touch of Hecate' sounds alot more original.

[dstewart0729]

@yankee999 Well, Hecate was the Greek goddess of witchcraft, and witchcraft has been associated with devil worship since at least the Middle Ages.

[Capng123]

@yankee999 Movies must cater to the lowest common denominator. 99% of the viewing public has no idea who Hecate is/was but are very familiar with the concept of Satan. It's really that simple.

[singitjohnny]

I'm not the only one who finds Servo's murderous grandmother adorable, am I?

"Whelp, I'm gonna go puke on the Maverick."

[RaWrZzZz]

@singitjohnny She's so cute, I'll take her home and set her on all the creepers in the workplace!

[jeffeastwood15]

"Take my daughter but spare my commemorative plates!"

Coincidence? You decide: the spirit says one of her names is Gorgo. The movie they riffed on in the next MST3K episode was the movie "Gorgo."

[bleckybob]

public domain!! haha we don't have to pay anyone!!!

[boiledcrap]

Hey the leader hick was the same guy in The Giant Spider Invasion XD

[educatedcockroach]

@boiledcrap You been hittin the booze again?!!?

[boiledcrap]

@educatedcockroach What? Seriously, check it out, its the same guy!

[educatedcockroach]

@boiledcrap Oh I'm very aware (and so were the guys on the show, apparently).

[sleepyhollow783]

@boiledcrap Yep, but he is looking far more "showered" this time around.

[mclockwork777]

I don't believe in peanut butter.

[himansku]

@pretorious700 Well... That's a false dichotomy. Satan doesn't ride a harley and act all rebellious. He poisons the mind, tempts, feeds your ego, and fuels hatred. All of which many Christians blindly allow. SO to answer your question, neither is more evil than the other... they are one in the same.

[pretorious700]

@himansku Your response is well considered, pilgrim.

[antgto]

Servo's crazy grandma has me in tears! I had to pause it to catch my breath. Way to funny.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Gorgo, who is cunning, but burtal, and Morgo, who is brutal, but cunning.

[applebonker141]

LOL, Servo's crazy grandma!

I actually wanna write a song about this, somebody burning a witch and Satan is summoned and smites everybody. Maybe as a folk song.

LOL.

[Tareltonlives]

Which Satan is more ineffectual, this one or the one in the Undead?

And which witches are hotter?

"I actually need something meathooked. I'm going to see if grandma's up"

[pretorious700]

@Tareltonlives The one in the Undead is gayer

[Shadowdancer21b]

Gorgo and Morbo?

[Tareltonlives]

And Jooooooe!

[jeffeastwood15]

@Shadowdancer21b I just realized Morbo is the name of the newscaster on "Futurama." Coincidence?

[Tareltonlives]

@jeffeastwood15 DEMONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Well, gonna go puke on the Maverick.

[tagginos]

This the weirdest Big Valley ever

[angelmarine1292]

"I have two grandmas actually, this one kills people, and the other one doesn't though. THATS HOW I TELL THEM APART!"

Servo=fucking epic. lol

[trapadoored]

@angelmarine1292

I love the enthusiasm with which he says"Isn't she Spry!?"

[jimmyThePiep]

Satan has a really effeminate voice.

[Gomess]

Almost as if... it's a woman doing the voice! =o

...Pretty sure angels don't have genders anyway, fallen or otherwise.

[modchic720]

Melissa: "That saved a wretch..."

Servo singing: "... Like me, public domain, we don't have to pay anyone, hahahaha!

[Atrum]

Because I get commission- lol.

[SonnyFern]

LOL Servo's grandma

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Did I do well with the curses? Now I'm open to criticism!

Every WEEK we do this!

Have you been hitting the booze?

[sillygrl23]

"Take my daughter but spare my commarative plates!"

[Shadowdancer21b]

Please don't smash the commemorative plates, they're an investment!

[tarlcabot18]

Must've gotten hold of a wet witch.

[buffypython]

"This song is in the public domain. That's why we used it twice."

The idea behind this movie is good, but the pauses suck.

[ErinIsPunk]

@buffypython ...plus the acting sucks.

[OzzyFan87]

@ErinIsPunk Not as bad as Hobgoblins at least.

[xRocketNumber9x]

@OzzyFan87 yeah, that movie had the real touch of Satan.

[Gjkl345]

@buffypython Agreed, kinda wish this movie was redone atleast from the concept. Remove the amazing grace tho, makes it look abit cheap.

[ayerjake]

@buffypython {"The idea behind this movie is good" I aLSO watch these DRUNK. "I ALSO FELT HIM INSIDE ME" IS that a coincedence?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ayerjake]

@ayerjake Help me Melissa!!!!!

[WhiteTiger225]

Is it me, or is this movies moral so far

"God loving people are dicks, satan at least gets shit done" ?

[Mabtheist]

"Hm.. Caleb, what kinda charcoal did you use?"

[Applemask]

"Amazing Grace and Chu-u-uck (publicdomainwedon'thavetopaya­nyonehahahaha)

[dcj321]

oh right, grandma mutilated a cop, that'll do it

[KoopaKonartist]

"Well, I'mma go puke on the Maverick."

XD *chuckles*

[mst3kbigfan]

i'm a witch i saved lucinda shes my sister jodie

i love you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah this story line sucks !!!!! butt!!!!!!!

[1Spyke23]

Caleb what were you thinking when you got that charcoal. Wait were you hitting the BOOZE again?!

Also, to whoever thought up Grandma Servo I have only this to say (Eeewwarawprawp heh heh heh eerawparpwa...)

[disradiance]

those townsmen were whimps

[Tareltonlives]

"Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?"

[ManaAdvent]

"Hold up your hand."

"Let me stamp it."

[livinintwilightzone]

HE is Gorgo and Mormbo? Sounded like a lady to me...though I could be wrong - just heard Greg Pritchard sing soprano so I guess Gorgo could be a dude...?

[Tareltonlives]

And Joooooooe.......

[ShyriaDracnoir]

No, Gorgo's a female. A several hundred foot tall, scaly, prehistoric monster female, but stil female (and single mother at that).

[WhiteTiger225]

I smell a Milf!

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Be careful; screw up and you'll find yourself paying several cargo ships worth of fish in child support annually.

[WhiteTiger225]

Yeah but... a Milf is always worth it :p I mean, despite her scales, giant stature, horns, dagger like teeth, lack of breasts, red eyes, and blood stained body.. milfness renders her hot!

[Xercom]

I love Servo.

[norsef]

Honestly, she was barely singed.

[Tryzon]

"This song is in the public domain. That's why we used it twice."

^_^

[vlcupper]

Granny Servo is awesome!

[dmanschaumbizzie]

LikE meeee Public Domaaain we dont have to pay any ooone hahahahaa

[dmanschaumbizzie]

MAY YOUR TOMATOES BE FLAVORLESS!!!

[Xercom]

You all know you're going to use that at least once in your life.

[USSJaneway]

'Hold out your hand.'

Crow: 'Let me stamp it.'

'Caleb, what kind of charcoal did you use?'

'Oh, ouch, you're still hot. Ow.'

[ChinchillaAngel]

you turned down the the road to see what was at the end.

Just like the chicken!

LOL

[hollyhuffstutler]

"May your tomatoes be flavorless!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Every WEEK we do this!

This sooong iiis in, the puuuublic domain, that's whyyyy weee uuuused it, twiiiice!

[Pyenagirl]

Oh my god...the witch burning scene...the bad acting hurts! What an unenthusiastic mob!

"This song is in the public domain, that's why we used it twice..."

[sweethen]

I miss the good olds days when burning someone really meant that the community would come together

[ars731]

I just like how there's a witch burning in America and in the 19th century no less

[Tryzon]

20th, you mean?

[livinintwilightzone]

Because of the Robetussin.

[vlcupper]

The Granny Servo sketch is inspired!

[hollyhuffstutler]

Um, I gotta say the lynch mob singing Amazing Grace while the burning girl begs for her life still scared me...even in a bad 70s movie that's being well riffed

[felineshadow0221]

i actually need something meat hooked ....im gonna go see if grandma's up

[funnyscares595]

"not unless-" *end video* not unless what? WHAT?!?! TELL ME!!! I MUST KNOW!!!

[Cessnuts69]

oh whats keepin me Up tonight? I had a cup of tea after dinner oh right, Grandma mutilated a COP, that'd do it....

[AmazingL4rry]

Jody has the same option right now so many characters like him in movies have at the start of the third act. He could just get in his car, leave and never look back.

Why do none of them ever exercise that option? It's a good option.

[11Jamie11]

It's also bad cinema.

[katie5000]

"He could just get in his car, leave, and never look back."

I thought for half a second that that's what he was gonna do at first. I was urging him on.

[annthebold]

Holy crap, Servo's grandma's voice is HILARIOUS!!!

(Eeewwarawprawp heh heh heh eerawparpwa...)

[FrancisJFox]

I Love Servo's Grandmother

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Every WEEK we do this!

[philroszak]

LOL at Tom's public domain song... ohh cheep movies.

[marvelman2009]

2:35 to 2:45 WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashkihyena]

"Let's burn some Beatles records instead!"

"Gah! Where'd they find the 590 watt light bulb?"

[twistedmistletoe]

"I realized we haven't had a studdering conversation in several hours"

Bahahaha.

"Just like that chicken"

[klickenpod]

Caleb, what kinda charcoal did you use..?

[Ninjamuffin13]

He probably got it from Cousin Billy down at the rock shop.....

[MrIzick]

"...but call me Sue."

"Gorgo, Mormo, you wanna help me with this knot!?"

LOL 5/5

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Take my daughter, but spare my commemorative plates!!!

[mythbri]

Ew ew ew! The ringleader of the mob is that creepy farmer from Giant Spider Invasion! I'd hoped to never see that guy again!

[Ashkihyena]

And he's been hitting the booze again.

[Ganondorfdude11]

"Let's burn some Beatles records instead!"

[OonaCanute]

Hahaha I love Servo's grandma!

[jekblom123]

"When did you get a grandma?"

"I hae two grandmas Mike, I always have. the other one doesn't kill people this one does, that's how I tell them apart!"

"Eh ehhhehra har hah!"

"Down grandma!"

lol, The tiny pitchfork

[Tareltonlives]

"Every WEEK we do this!"

[OriginalMishima]

Public domain we don't have to pay anyone hahahaha!

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Hey, Neil Young!"

[ebanderson72]

Calib, what kind charcol did you use?

[lilpinkchainsaw]

1:20 - I think Mike is feeling up Servo's grandma! Eeeeeeeeeeeew!

[thuggin83]

I dont kno why but tha Grandma Servo scene was one of tha funniest and undderrated segments in tha history of MST3K!!!

[calpal80833]

Wow, there's a lot of moaning in this one.

[vlcupper]

Still not as much as the end of Horror of Party Beach.

[Ryushinku]

"Well, I'm gonna go puke on the Maverick."

[Adamgontierfan19]

"he rejoices in spilled blood and the bane of dogs" Marilyn Manson?

Awesome

[heartseed]

HA, I love Granma Servo!

I've wondered who was in charge of making the little clothes and wigs for the Servo puppets in scenes like this.

[jorgefan87]

that would've been such a fun job! haha

[sexyscholar]

"Damn you!"

"Every *week* we do this!"

[MoJoelRizing]

And she did then offer her soul up to GORGO,

And it came to pass that GORGO appeared

in the following episode

manifesting as a big ol' stompy lizard thingy

and did proceed to flatten London.

[Tareltonlives]

And he did consume up the annoying newscaster

And fell the pride of Robert Denby

[papermachetes11]

"You been hittin' the booze?"

The look on the Giant Spider Invasion-guy's face matched the tone Mike used PERFECT

[jaydock1]

hahaha mike's reading a kissinger book. awesome.

[txteacher99]

If I'm not mistaken, the leader of the witch burners (the one with the reddish beard) plays the jerk-off husband who finds diamonds on his land in "Giant Spider Invasion".

[vlcupper]

You would be correct sir.