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  • jesus his voice is so fucking annoying

  • @TheDopeTerd simple. dont watch it then. dont flame it. and leave me and his fanbase alone.

    

  • This isn't very funny.

  • What accent is that?

  • @Athaeus I think he meant because his fonty-friend wasnt fonting at him.

  • What are all the references to The Masters words? I don't get it... :/

  • @Athaeus I think he meant because his fonty-friend wasnt fonting at him.

  • oh what a nob, I lol'd pretty hard

  • I came all over you, lol'd

  • my money shot of death

  • just use the crossbow 2 hits a little section so 6 overall shots

  • :38 lol gun!

  • this was easy especially with the chemical thrower and not spamming rockets.

  • i money shoted him hahahaa

  • that is what u get needle to the chest...........that was funny

  • lol that was funny and was he playing hard mode because if he ws alking and doing that he is pretty good

  • no, this is definitely easy mode

  • I expected this boss to be way harder than it was it was easy

  • I don't think you were the only one

  • easiest way is use the pyshic tonic its easy and he throws stuff at ya which you can catch and throw back :D

  • i think the easiest way to kill fontaine is to get the target dummy plasmid, and while hes busy attacking the dummy, keep shooting him with the fully upgraded shotgun.

  • The easiest way is to keep throwing electric gel at him.

  • also with the 2nd round when hes iceman, shoot him with a security bullseye plasmid and so everything starts shooting at him xD

  • wow go to 3:15 he jizzed on him

  • @Beshir111 lol

  • could you please try not to hit every single freaking thing fontaine throws at you.

  • let me rephrase that sentence

    "would you kindly not get hit by fontaine because most of the thing he do is mostly easy to dodge and just freeze the bots and hack them to beat and annoy fontaine and kill the splicers there easy as fuck in the end with all the tonics

  • and this is what u get needle 2 the chest lol

  • easiest way to beat fontain is by using the eletric gel!!!

  • I mostl used by Cross Bow and the insect swarm plasmid.

  • really? i never even used the insect swarm at all. i guess because i found out quickly the strongest thing in the game was electro bolt then a head shot with the crossbow. im thinking about playing through it using the more crappy plasmids more.

  • this game is win! Master Challenge is win!

  • ur really hilarious lol

  • everyone is giving you advice on how to beat the game but i think your FREAKING AWESOME! lol

  • ummm hes playing on easy and hes getting hit by every last thing. then on top of it he calls it masters challenge like he is good. but i have nothing against him, im just telling you why someone might give him advice.

  • I lol'd. All he did was beat Bioshock on easy and grenade spamed the guy to death.... THAT WAS PURE WIN

  • ive passed bioshock in less tan 3 hours

  • that would have been nice if after u beat fontaine and restart u got the left over ADAM

  • you should of used the electric gel his health goes down fast

  • I dont have this game: why do u take pictures.

  • for acheivements,and if you take good pictures you find weaknesses in that certain enemy,or you get bonuses

  • you research team and it make u more powerfull because u know what weapons to use when u fight them

  • LOWER THIRDS GUY

  • its easier to just use the electrick gel thing over and over again from your flame thrower

  • Needle to the chest!

  • Lol nice challenge on the easiest difficulty. Anyway, hilarious.

  • lol great vid really funny btw if u played this you should play dead space an make a vid of dead space its a good game

  • haha fontaine has no dick.

  • LMFAO......this dude is fucking funny.....hahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • broken

  • lol money shotted

  • Lol 'I came all over you...Eat it.'

  • Stop It Come Here And Die... LOL!

  • Bioshock is my fave single-player game of all time.

    Bioshock 2 better live up to it.

  • I'm thinking the same thing.

  • yeah. i might cry if bioshock 2 is crap.

  • TheDeathofGrace Me to buddy :(

  • @TheDeathofGrace a bit late but the game is pretty crap

  • @TheDeathofGrace you're probably not crying right now then

  • @TheDeathofGrace it wasn't crap but it was the same fucking game.

  • @Derek105Huey well yeah. thats why i dont like halo sequals. i could seriously still be playing halo 2 and not care much for the difference.

  • @TheDeathofGrace true that, only reason to buy any of the halo's is because the online community keeps moving to the next one.

  • Fontaine was far too easy....I encountered harder Splicers in my travels.

  • i know right. remember the two badass splicers around the fishery.

  • lol, "give me my words back!!"

  • why did they all of a sudden put this up?

    this game is GOOD, but old

  • Lol, I liked the goofy bit.

    "There your frozen, I came all over you eat it.." LOL....

  • funny

  • well lemme know where you live and maybe i could help you with that

  • you're hitting on a computer .. lol

  • hayll yeah, i mean its not like id actually meet up with some random person on the internet soo....

  • i thought Fontaine was a bit easy to kill

  • Spoiler warning?

  • I am sorry-----I didnt enjoy this----dont try to hard-JG

  • This is boring...

  • He sounds like Mr.Bean's conscience.

  • inFamous FTW

  • LOL you sound like Arnie pls make a video saying GET TO THE CHOPAAAA:))))) and Hasta la vista baby

  • Holy shit, Howard Roark has some skills with that Grenade Launcher.

  • i love this game

    finished it loads of times

  • I LOVE bioshock, completed it atleast 5 times on hard, but i've always hated this part.

  • its the easiest part of the game

  • First

  • omg plz tel me why u do this!?

  • ". . .after -Ow crap. . ." lol

  • bioshock 2 has a better gameplay then this... I love this game..... vvvvuvuvvvvuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Man, I can't wait for Bioshock2.

  • Hes funny! XD

    BIOSHOCK FTW!!! =D

  • I have a challenge for the Master...of challenges.

    Beat Blinx 1. That would make you worthy of getting your words back.

  • i..i dont know, i didnt like it..

    i mean, its not bad, but still...3 stars

    but the game itself is really awesome:)

  • I wonder which ending he got!

  • There was no spoiler alert D:!!

  • I never got what was up with that adam in the game. Everybody wants it, yet you only use it as currency.

  • @anoyingfly clearly you've been playing the wrong game, the don't use it as currency, they use it for power.

  • Yes, THEY use it as power, but you use it as currency. At vending machines!

  • @anoyingfly

    currency...for POWER!!!

    get it right.

  • Why not just rob the vending machines?

  • Hmm, I need to quote "Legionpaintball22" (from above) I think.

    "Clearly you've been playing the wrong game."

  • Well, if you would be kind enough to explain...

  • You can't break/rob the gatherers garden machines. Adam is a substance that facilitates the gene spilcing. So you can only splice as many gene tonics as you have adam to "buy" it.

    So yeah, it's kiiinnndd of like currency, but not.

  • I see. Thank you.

  • More comments from Lower Thirds!

  • hahahha i laughed at the give me my words back comment

  • lol why is he playing bioshock?

  • good point

  • he plays everything

  • *insert hateful ps3 comment here* lololololol

  • What happened to the last guy? He kill you? Ahaha "I cam all over your face!" ^_^

  • actually he hit you and then he made a dumb speech how he wanted to blahabalah then you hear like "get him!" and theres like 50 little girls stabbing needles on lava man

  • i cant believe he said shitty infamous

  • go suck ps3 somemore

  • it's a better system ... face it.

  • can someone tell me who the guy with the white beard is in the intro of every episode? one of my friends says he thinks its thor but i think it's odin

  • I forget his name but hes not thor or odin...

  • His name I believe is "Lower Thirds man"

  • its neither, that's the video game god.

  • can't wait for the master to play Bioshock 2

  • why not play it urself?

  • "My money sho of death," lol

  • ok whoever has his words better give it bak or i will kill some1

  • Funny video. The voice over sounds funny, especially when insulting other things.

  • I CAM ALL OVER HIM!!!!!!!

  • that site is a spam site

  • that masters challenge SUCKED!! was too brutal

  • i rented the game i loved it

  • lolol when he froze te guy "i came now eat it" i literallly loled

  • Why's he looking for 'words'? :/

  • If you watch the older one he has a lower thirds guy that's what he's looking for

  • Yes! I will come and get some...of what you're having, I will have seconds!!! Lol, I've never seen this guy before but he's hilariouse!

  • thought this would be bioshock 2 :(

  • Friggen hilarious

  • This is... bad.

  • haha, but you should have done it sooner.

  • +this guy sounds like arnold

  • I don't find this funny... I didn't even chuckle once.. sorry.

  • agreed

  • 3 hours. 3 hours! what difficulty though. me Normal and 2 an a Half hours. On the first go as well. Bioshock is AWESOME. and i'll keep playing till i get some Brass Balls!

  • you beat it in 2.5 hours?

  • yes I did. I decided to play it again, I felt I hadn't accomplished anything.

  • I looked up how long the game is and generally people say it's around 12-18 hours. I suppose that is in full completion?

  • well theres lots of hidden rooms and even entire buildings you could call hidden... so yeah it can be 13ish hours for sure but it can be compeleted way way way way faster.

  • did he say shitty inFAMOUS? D:

  • he's an arsehole. lol

  • Omg I love this series it's pwnage. I can't see why no one else really likes it.

  • cuz the master guy left

  • is he like the boss?

  • is this bioshock 1 or 2

  • bioshock 1

  • @arizonagreentea796

    its the last boss at the end of 1

  • 1.... cause 2 isnt out yet

  • bioshock 1

  • wtf lol......random

  • my favorite genre

  • i thought it was lol

  • lol!

  • lololololololol

  • Infamous wasn't shitty....

  • fuck GAVES shit up

  • QUEER!!!!!!

  • what difficulty was he playing in?

  • like the video but hate the intro. its annoying

  • @k190freak agree.

  • lol He sounds like arnold schwarzenegger

  • lol

  • 135th comment. wow. Thats the lowest I got on a machinima video.

  • Congratulations on nobody giving a shit..

  • ive gotten first before

  • wow how nerdy are you?

  • i was always curious to why we can't use all of that adam you drain from fontaine, thats alot to spend

  • my money shot of...death!! damn wheres the jacked guy D: he was funny

  • Weird, I just actually beat Bioshock! It's one really good game!!!!!!!!!!!! Scares the crap out of me though, why do they have to be crazy people?

  • PUPPIES!!!

  • nice video

  • LOL "needle to the chest"

    "i came all over you"

    I wonder when Master is going to get his lower third's back?????

  • what happened to all the good master challenge videos?

  • He should have used the chemical trowers electric gel, it immobilizes and damages him and makes it quick and easy instead of using the grenade launcher.

  • Its the "lol" gun!

  • this games is soooooo fantastic i love it

  • i voted four stars instead of five, sorry master it was an accident