Quincy Opening With Lyrics!

[TheMikester307]

I was going to say how awful this was but then i started laughing too hard! It's great! (Wanna hear really bad t.v. theme lyrics--real ones? Try the theme from "Bonanza"

[fgldnglbs]

(singing latter half of second line)"The stuff the cops passed out from is now on CSI."

[fgldnglbs]

(singing latter half of second line) "The stuff the cops passed out from is now on CSI."

One can point out how most of the guest stars on Matlock have apparently gone nowhere, but that show's still here so far, while Quincy has apparently run its course. The writer who submitted the Quincy article to Wikipedia, which had a link to this video, pretty much boiled down the formula. When's the last time any cable channel, like TV Land, run it?

[orchote]

dumb as dogshit itself. fuck this.

[fearlessfergi]

lmao this is classic

[Leahnasmom26]

my 3 year old now sings this every time I watch Quincy...its hilarious!!

[snookerfan75]

Thank you, man! Because you uploaded these f***ing lyrics I can't even watch ONE episode of Quincy without singing along these lyrics at the intro! -.-

No, I'm kidding, I'm not mad! :)

They're really cool :D

[minutemanIV]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha !!!

[evilflynn]

this may be one of the best things ever...

[laughingtiger123]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

[fpz2006]

Lmao......

[fpz2006]

Lmao......

[pawtdtmd]

thats great

[jody808]

aahh, seventies television!

[laughingtiger123]

GENIOUSLY BRILLANTE!.

[TheDustpile]

Pretty much as good as this would have been a Quincy video game.

I mocked up an opening sequence of what Quincy could have looked like on the Commodore 64. Paste this title into the bar:

QUINCY 64!

[Blaqjaqshellaq]

LOL!

[musicappreciate]

That's cool. I used to sing "You better watch out for Quincy, he's gonna cut you up."

[SoCALTrykie]

That's right... he was one of the guys from the "odd couple t.v. show", wth? Wow, good lyrics!

[tutanktunak]

"He works with a Japanese guy that looks inside a microscope a lot."

EPIC!

[transmittance]

I love the inflection on .."it was POISON!!!"....you really meant it on the Poison part....damn..so f'n good.

[transmittance]

Gold....Pure GOLD Jerry!

[SamualShark]

Who sang this? Peter Griffin?

[aishaholmes1]

@SamualShark  HAHAHAHA

[VIFPEL]

I want this as my ringtone now!

[Supermonkey22]

Perfection....the Barnaby Jones line killed me.

[sexymama1966]

that was funny!

[Puck90]

fantastic singing and lyrics

[Syrinx77]

This is So damn funny! Who sang the lyrics??

[ErichoTTA]

Never watched the show, but this was pretty funny.

[welshfilmbuff]

I've always wondered who his special women was at the end...

SHE'S NEVER BEEN FEATURED IN THE ACTUAL SHOW ONCE!!!

[Gulftastic]

Given the obvious age difference, I thinking she was a hooker.

[geishasha]

Nice.

You should do some more.

[sgtginge]

back of the net!

[akrivosdiavolos73]

Amazing show FAR AHEAD of its time....late 70s early 80s Southern Cali......when the USA was a real country....

[Thoughtland]

Lets face it. That tune needed lyrics and those are perfect.

Somebody should rewrite The Love Boat.

[baristeve1]

Win! LOL

[simiyah]

The way he says" Watch the cops pass out" omg i laughed so much last night, and this morning lol

[simiyah]

Genius

[zenarcade64]

That gives me an idea. I'm gonna do the same thing for the Odd Couple theme. Don't worry, I'll say "inspired by idea from AW".

[5nicholls]

You sure put a smile on my face. I needed a good laugh. Thank you!

[bubbleheadmidge]

OMG!...That is hysterical!

[shakmooll]

IT WAS POI-SON

[livee89]

Watch those cops pasa out ! Ha ! love it x

[LadyDino535]

LOL, nice one :P

[dumdrum123]

Awesome!

[staciiii]

HA!

[recarn8]

Wow I love it.... Thanks for this video.....I loved Quincy many years ago and that dates me..

[WileyCoyote69]

This is total and complete genius.

[jhb68]

RRRRRRhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[MeowMonkey]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! This one of the funniest things I've ever seen on You Tube!!!!!!!

Thank you!

[comrade7]

funniest thing i've seen in a while... thank you.

[IHATEPRINCETON]

yessssssssssss hahahahaha

[KellyGiftShop]

HAHAHAHA! This was my favorite show of all time! Barnaby Jones was really good too!

[ncarolinaluv]

You liked barnaby jones -- what's up w/you giftshop!!!!!!! heeeeeee heeeeeee

P.S. Quincy song is funky -- I guess like you!

[59phonebone]

lmao!

[LovinMyChihuahua]

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!

[LovinMyChihuahua]

Too funny, I used to watch this show! I love it!!! Thanks for recommending it Doug!

[forensicmommy]

Too funny! Are you a lyricist?

[soparu]

omg

[yellowgalkrazyredd]

lol!!!

[Dodgrlvr33]

SIMMONS!! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[blacklotus808]

great man,

just great....

[ja8ke44]

hilarious.

[TomFromJersey]

They have a funny bit on I Love The 80s (or was it 70s?) where they talk about how EVERY week Quincy proves that it was a murder, yet at the beginning of EVERY episode, the cops don't believe him. The one dude's like, "Really, policeman? Quincy just proved you wrong 21 weeks in a row ... You sure you don't want to trust him?" Ha! Good stuff.

[R9Tribute]

sptguy33

[yankskiller34]

SIMMONS FTW!!!

[ewcorpuz]

Simmons

[sarnow76]

"Oh boy the show on next is Barnaby Jones." LOL LOL LOL LOL

[NutleySam]

hahahahahahahaha

[SagitarianVeggie]

This is great and original! Any more words to music TV theme songs?

[kotton304]

This is very Peter Griffin-esque. That's not a bad thing.

[TGPMatt]

Kotton: spot on! I was wondering what it reminded me of

[flamethisuser]

well, not in the given situation.

[squidboot]

hahahaha. mmmmmmm memelicious

[agamoto]

This needs to become the new rick roll... Who's with me... "you've been quinced".

[corman17]

I loled? Shouldn't it be I ld ol?

[squeapler]

FIVE STARS!!!

[Chammo808]

WELL DONE!

i lold

[Mmmyess]

Funny has HELL.

[hexachordal]

That's not your voice... you am woman! What's going on? I'm so very confused... Confused through my unstoppable laughter.

[Aaghmonsters]

100% of awesome!

[hexachordal]

This is thoroughly ace. Excellent job! I can't stop laughing.

[NaviLight]

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POISEN

[deblouses]

LOL!!!!!!!! 8D

[lordmorphius]

Dude I loved Barnaby Jones!

[vartny]

JIMCY, it was MURDAA i tell you...WOW!!!

[skmstr3000]

It was murrrrrrrrder sammmmmmmm murrrrrrrder

[kananase]

LOLOLOLOL The part before the jazz!!!

[echazfilm]

LOL

"Iiiiiiiiiin the Quincy theme song there's this reeeeally coooool jazzpart here it comes"

...

"There's aaaaa muuuuuuur deeeeeeer"

LOL great job :D

[rcallan]

This is genius. I laughed my head off. Maybe a case for Quince. I'm watching re-runs of Quincy on ITV3 in the UK just now, not realising that when I watched it as a kid how pricelessly funny it was. The acting and the dialogue are just cringeworthy. It's the best comedy show ever.

[Killface9]

"Are you sure about that Quince?"

"Positive!"

[gpwerner]

ROTFLMAO! "Quincy is just ennnn-DIIIIINNNG! But oh, boy, the show on next is Bar...NA-byyyyy JOOOOOOONNNNNNES!"

[12gaAutomatic]

lol

the best intro

[jackhicko]

A MAN'S LIFE COULD BE AT STAKE!

[Killface9]

That line was worked hard in this series. Do you know what episode the illuminati was featured?

[KitFallapart]

It wasn't an accident. It was murder! When are you buearocrats going to learn.....

[Galen7770890]

Hahaha.. yes, Quincy was always willing to put up the good fight against feckless regulators, gutless politicians, and shameless corporations. I loved Quincy Consumer Advocate: "I've been trying to get these things banned for years!" If Quincy was on today he'd be trying to get websites taken down that describe how to do dangerous things.

[Johindes]

ha ha thats really good lolol.

[psykdiva]

That's cute!  Who wrote the lyrics, and who is singing?

BTW, one thing I noticed: the lyrics say the show is "just ending"--but this is the OPENING segment?!? Oh well, it's still great!

[psykdiva]

Oh, now that's cute! Who wrote the lyrics, and who is singing?

[Mercury4life]

ohh wow i LOVE this, thank you x

[D32007]

The lyrics are just a spoof huh?

[bronzegoat1]

You call yourself a Dr and you let a song like this circulate!

[s4ndwichMakeR]

In the Quincy theme song there's this really cool jazz part, here it comes...

xD

[chocolatara]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Seriously.

[jbearden]

Quincy gets down with all the mamas.

[jpm9]

Kill them? He's an ME; they're already dead when they come to him.

[likeAgopher]

Uh... No one said he killed anyone. Maybe you misheard the lyric? It's "He will know what killed him instantly."

[megamanj2004]

That was suicdial: in a hilarious way!!!

BTW, the last lyric with that guy singing Barnaby Jones was a CBS show, not NBC...lol!

This was still funny nonetheless!

[provine]

Oh my GOD that was hilarious. Great job!

(I live in the city of Quincy by the way)

[poormansversion]

I've been singing this all day. Thanks for making me 9 years old again.

[scottfree2600]

Fortunately for us...

April is not a well woman!

[RosesLavender]

HAAAAHAAA! HAAAAAA! *breathes, then passes out*

[default99telecom]

Jolly good chap! Ironically this is the song Tony Randall would sing just to tease Jack. Funny!!

[seriousartspam1]

Awesome. April, you is one funny lady...

[davidhazard71]

Thats funny as heck. I watched Quincy when it aired originally , it has new meaning with lyrics LOL!!!!

[GigaGore]

Oh my god, I have the same birthday as Jack Klugman :D :D

[GigaGore]

Oh man, frinkin A. Quincy is so A. "Take 'em down to Quincy, he will cut 'em open. He will know what killed him, iiiinstantlyyyy" Hahaha :D

[BaseballGreatTyCobb]

suicide???

whattaya mean suicide???

[beezo2]

this was no suicide.. this was muurdah!

[adrianIV]

Wow, Quincy! Standing up to authority, fighting crime, always getting the girl, then going for a steak at the end of every episode... what a guy! Nice vid. -adrianIV

[ZanyBear]

COOL VIDEO!!

[jamesmorgandavies]

What I remember fondly as a young-un, was how great it was seeing cops doing the faint-&-puke whilst the unflappable Quincy slops about in some poor sod's entrails - "hmm, I'm pretty sure I left my watch in here SOMEWHERE ..."

Why isn't this guy on MTV?

[ti994a]

That was a laugh riot.

[emhams]

Thank you again April!

fantastic stuff

[tt247jer]

wow! that really made my dad... even my week!

[Paperlilies]

hahaha this rules. I always loved the way those cops pass out.

[creeto]

Very cool, April.