lol funny story, one time in school, at the computer lab, the teacher said "After you're done, shutdown all computers and leave" one kid jumped "What's this shutdown? do we bring it on a flash drive or what"
OMG mate I've worked in IT for over 10 years now, starting out in IT support I've heard so many dumb things that I can't even. I'm in web development now and I have to say some of the DUMBEST things I've ever heard come from a clueless Project Manager... E.G. "I am concerned that the guy who hosts our websites does not use Windows at all how can he test his servers are up and working in Internet Explorer". Seriously idiot if the server is up its up, we the devs test different browsers.
Great videos Pete , please make a video on why computers start to slow down. I have 3 computers and the main one is so slow i can't use it any more ,i have ran the disk cleanup and the defuckmenter ,and it still slow .
This old couple where trying to get a computer setup so they rang an the IT support for their manufacturer. The IT guy on the other end asked if they had a their mouse plugged in, and the couple started yelling at him about how that is abusive to animals, to shove their tails into a computer.
WTF???? They are just speakers how would they catch a virus? I never heard of this, Right when you thought you heard everything someone else comes up with something new, Funny anyway!! Good one Pete.
Im not sure how a virus could be transmitted to an iPhone due to the os being completely different and then add the fact that as far as i know its impossible to get a virus via audio because, well.. its audio XD.
Yeah Pete horrible story lol, I also heard that a batery of laptop can get infected by a virus I have heard , a while ago on the radio, not sure if thats true though.
Headphones with a virus. Well there is a first for everything.
I love it when people get a virus on their computer and blame their anti virus program, then when you question them they tell you they turned it off because it would let them get a website because the program detected a virus.
Silly people, if your anti virus says a site is suspect then go there at your own peril LOL
years ago when I did computer repair, I had a guy call me a total idiot, when I could'nt help him tweak the bios, and over clock his G4 mac. I had a wife accuse me of stealing her husbands 400GB of porn, her husband told me it was hers.
Lol cute story Pete. Myself,I have a computer that has more virus's then a Crackwhore guess I should have left it wrapped in the plastic it came in for safety reasons of course ; )
Unless where the headphones are plugged in is a USB type port which would allow for bidirectional communications. If it was plugged into just the output of a sound card or some other audio output, then there's no way it could carry a virus, as fart as I can tell, and I went to college for Microelectronics and Digital Systems Computer Design. :)
Had an I.T related call where the customer was complaining I had sold him a PC that would not turn on. After an extensive phone call and some marvellous patience from my side, I managed to calm the customer down enough to call our head office to seek a refund. The customer didn't have a pen and paper handy but had previously told me that he had another P.c in the room.
I had a guy come into a computer store i did work for. Asking why his graphic card didnt work? Opened up the case pulled out the card and noticed that he had cut the pci-e connection to fit in a AGP slot. I could help but almost pmsl.
I work at a coffee store, and my boss wont let me play my iPod through though the in-store speakers because he thinks the speakers will get infected. Some people are dead set dick heads haha
hahaha pete, i have worked in i.t for around 10 years maybe a lil more and trust me ive heard many bizare stories unfortunately..... i cant post them here as there is a character limit haha.... The awesome thing is i left working in i.t about 6 years ago became an excavator operator the pay isnt as good but i get to play with tonka toys all day!! :D
I would of told him to go home and clean his ears coz the headphones got the virus from him not cleanin his ears properly which then spread it to his comp and Iphone.... that'll learm him.... would b bloody hard not to crack up tho.
Pete roughly how much would it cost to fix a laptop lid where the screws have come out and its just hanging by wires? it just collapsed on me last week. i reckon it needs to be re screwed into position, as far as i can tell all wires are in tact, just like, very rough estimation, cheers
hahahaha,, It would be hard to keep a straight face! I would have tried very hard to keep it together and tell him to go to another shop and ask for a program called "Virus proof your headset", why not let them get a laugh too ? better yet , send him down and call ahead, ask them to video it and put it on YT
man i though my mum was bad with computers but thats just sad lol. how can anyone be that thick especially a teenage boy who should have a resonable understanding of technology.
@andinando kids and their toys... Windows 95 has been around longer than this kid has, whenever a computer doesn't work, it's because it's got a virus, and an iphone is just a small computer, right?
Sometimes I wonder what's coming for my own generation...
One time a mate of mine was putting together a brand new computer of his. Spent thousands of dollars on it, he was so excited to play all his new games on it. But somehow he put the CPU and RAM in backwards. So when he started it up, all we heard was "BANG!". We all laughed, he cried.
I work in Tec support for a company I won't mention, but I've had some lady say her computer is not working and she said yes I have turned it off and back on and disconnected the power and plugged it back in and I said "okay, I just need to do it again for for logging purposes, I will shut down the PC again for you..." then I ask her "okay can you please disconnect the power?" and then she asks "which one is the power cable?"
@wingscancer Go to Cydia and search for MobileTerminal app and then install it and rebbot Start MobileTerminal app and type the following command to change the root password login Press enter. And then type root as your login and ‘alpine‘ as your current root password. After logging in, Type password Press enter. enter a new password (twice) and thats should fix the worm after that would not hurt to run a scan with a anti virus DrWeb the one i use
I know some headphone come with sound cards, but there USB only.
narsplace 1 day ago
lol funny story, one time in school, at the computer lab, the teacher said "After you're done, shutdown all computers and leave" one kid jumped "What's this shutdown? do we bring it on a flash drive or what"
UnlockedANDunleashed 1 month ago
OMG mate I've worked in IT for over 10 years now, starting out in IT support I've heard so many dumb things that I can't even. I'm in web development now and I have to say some of the DUMBEST things I've ever heard come from a clueless Project Manager... E.G. "I am concerned that the guy who hosts our websites does not use Windows at all how can he test his servers are up and working in Internet Explorer". Seriously idiot if the server is up its up, we the devs test different browsers.
ninjachick81 1 month ago
@ninjachick81 that is hilarious
T43BU573r 1 month ago
and by the way it doesn't matter how big the head phones if you are having
it plugged in your Gonna Cop it ;)
SK4869 2 months ago
ha ha ha OMG Seems to me you can catch a virus from anything these days (^_~)
SK4869 2 months ago
Great videos Pete , please make a video on why computers start to slow down. I have 3 computers and the main one is so slow i can't use it any more ,i have ran the disk cleanup and the defuckmenter ,and it still slow .
Thanks
ufoneon 2 months ago 3
@ufoneon okie dokie...good idea...
ThatAussieBloke 2 months ago
i once walked into an IT assistance office, whereby a man was ejaculating into an ashtray.
MrThrashdrummer94 2 months ago
at 2:29, you might've sold it to a couple viewers if you didn't have the other camera on you at the top left..
WatchYourKlLLCAM 3 months ago
@WatchYourKlLLCAM Thats my security cam...whats your point?..
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 months ago
my stepdads compcrap seems to seem attract problems at his work
crystalscan2002 3 months ago
This old couple where trying to get a computer setup so they rang an the IT support for their manufacturer. The IT guy on the other end asked if they had a their mouse plugged in, and the couple started yelling at him about how that is abusive to animals, to shove their tails into a computer.
MrBGJM 3 months ago
WTF???? They are just speakers how would they catch a virus? I never heard of this, Right when you thought you heard everything someone else comes up with something new, Funny anyway!! Good one Pete.
chevrolet402 3 months ago
@chevrolet402 Yep...now thats true...lol..
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 months ago
The kid, his mother , father, brother and sister disliked the video
TheOfficialPiixel 3 months ago
Thats nothing bro, my virus has got a computer and get this, it has bloody WIFI too hahahahha H&R Bro
DibbersPage 3 months ago
Im not sure how a virus could be transmitted to an iPhone due to the os being completely different and then add the fact that as far as i know its impossible to get a virus via audio because, well.. its audio XD.
loudtrout 3 months ago
@loudtrout audio virus, kinda like the brown tone except digital
monstermasher666 3 months ago
@monstermasher666 i lol'd XD !!
loudtrout 3 months ago
Jamie Hyneman's aussie cousin. ;P.
Great video mate, I had a good laugh !
Deluxeta 3 months ago
youve just gota laugh ha ha thats a great story pete
jackocloud 3 months ago
no I was watching porn and downloading illegal music.....
pjavery80 3 months ago
ur lying u fat shit.
joseffz 3 months ago
I passed on a virus through my mic before m8. Never EVER sneeze down your mic! :D
chinwart 3 months ago
@chinwart hahaha...funny stuff mate..
TheFatAussieBarstard 2 months ago
I have had someone break their mother board trying to put ram in the wrong way.
Someone trying to instal logic pro on a windows pc
Someone ask about why their computer wont play Heavenly Sword....
princeboy5 3 months ago
thats a top story funny as
MrReef90 3 months ago
Yeah Pete horrible story lol, I also heard that a batery of laptop can get infected by a virus I have heard , a while ago on the radio, not sure if thats true though.
BuschTukkerMan 3 months ago
@BuschTukkerMan I havent heard that one mate...
ThatAussieBloke 2 months ago
@ThatAussieBloke
i heard a virus can infect BIOS- that true ?, thanks
psychalysis 2 months ago
@psychalysis Yes it is true, that's why some motherboards have "Dual Bios"
UnlockedANDunleashed 1 month ago
@UnlockedANDunleashed and because some people fail at flashing the bios
RadauGaming 2 weeks ago
Headphones with a virus. Well there is a first for everything.
I love it when people get a virus on their computer and blame their anti virus program, then when you question them they tell you they turned it off because it would let them get a website because the program detected a virus.
Silly people, if your anti virus says a site is suspect then go there at your own peril LOL
ThatsMySay 3 months ago
my friend was doing repairs on a mormons computer and found rape fetish porn (fake rape .... not real ones.)
kegs666 3 months ago
poor kid but funny as fu k mate
01silky1 3 months ago
That is a funny one ;).
cozzyk 3 months ago
HAHAHA!!!!! That's the funniest thing ever!! LOL
TheVideowave 3 months ago
years ago when I did computer repair, I had a guy call me a total idiot, when I could'nt help him tweak the bios, and over clock his G4 mac. I had a wife accuse me of stealing her husbands 400GB of porn, her husband told me it was hers.
mr1nutwonder 3 months ago
is that a Macbook I see in the background mate???? :) haha
robjnixon 3 months ago
@robjnixon LOL...yep...I,m keeping it for target practise at the gun club on the weekend...
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
Lol cute story Pete. Myself,I have a computer that has more virus's then a Crackwhore guess I should have left it wrapped in the plastic it came in for safety reasons of course ; )
VloggerCat 3 months ago
@VloggerCat I,ll remote in to it for you sometime if u like....and sort it out....
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
Unless where the headphones are plugged in is a USB type port which would allow for bidirectional communications. If it was plugged into just the output of a sound card or some other audio output, then there's no way it could carry a virus, as fart as I can tell, and I went to college for Microelectronics and Digital Systems Computer Design. :)
Rockguitarnow 3 months ago
I can't stop laughing!
dalekmun2010 3 months ago
Had an I.T related call where the customer was complaining I had sold him a PC that would not turn on. After an extensive phone call and some marvellous patience from my side, I managed to calm the customer down enough to call our head office to seek a refund. The customer didn't have a pen and paper handy but had previously told me that he had another P.c in the room.
"Okay sir if you would just pop onto our webpage"
"I cant mate the powers out at my place"
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finchzer0 3 months ago 22
I had a guy come into a computer store i did work for. Asking why his graphic card didnt work? Opened up the case pulled out the card and noticed that he had cut the pci-e connection to fit in a AGP slot. I could help but almost pmsl.
zerofour04au 3 months ago
@zerofour04au I have seen a screen cap of a forum thread that showed that I lold hard
SprattyD 3 months ago
I work at a coffee store, and my boss wont let me play my iPod through though the in-store speakers because he thinks the speakers will get infected. Some people are dead set dick heads haha
MusicalAndTall 3 months ago
@MusicalAndTall hahaha...now thats funny...lol..
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
HAHAHA! that is so funny! "caught the infection and gave it to my iPhone" hahahaha
leesha666 3 months ago
hahaha pete, i have worked in i.t for around 10 years maybe a lil more and trust me ive heard many bizare stories unfortunately..... i cant post them here as there is a character limit haha.... The awesome thing is i left working in i.t about 6 years ago became an excavator operator the pay isnt as good but i get to play with tonka toys all day!! :D
dmxtreme1978 3 months ago
Kids been watching too much porn :L
TheDJWebber93 3 months ago
I would of told him to go home and clean his ears coz the headphones got the virus from him not cleanin his ears properly which then spread it to his comp and Iphone.... that'll learm him.... would b bloody hard not to crack up tho.
bitto65 3 months ago 3
I didnt know computers had STD's
R0ccojas0n 3 months ago
Pete roughly how much would it cost to fix a laptop lid where the screws have come out and its just hanging by wires? it just collapsed on me last week. i reckon it needs to be re screwed into position, as far as i can tell all wires are in tact, just like, very rough estimation, cheers
TheBrotherRat 3 months ago
of course, he didn't mention that he had his iPhone recharging via his computer's USB port...
CrudOMatic 3 months ago
@CrudOMatic Now thats exactly what I thought...lol...
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
hahahaha,, It would be hard to keep a straight face! I would have tried very hard to keep it together and tell him to go to another shop and ask for a program called "Virus proof your headset", why not let them get a laugh too ? better yet , send him down and call ahead, ask them to video it and put it on YT
tc71291 3 months ago
@tc71291 LOL...now that would have been a great idea....
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
man i though my mum was bad with computers but thats just sad lol. how can anyone be that thick especially a teenage boy who should have a resonable understanding of technology.
andinando 3 months ago
@andinando kids and their toys... Windows 95 has been around longer than this kid has, whenever a computer doesn't work, it's because it's got a virus, and an iphone is just a small computer, right?
Sometimes I wonder what's coming for my own generation...
gogmorgoaway 3 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i cant breathe!!!
toboe399 3 months ago
One time a mate of mine was putting together a brand new computer of his. Spent thousands of dollars on it, he was so excited to play all his new games on it. But somehow he put the CPU and RAM in backwards. So when he started it up, all we heard was "BANG!". We all laughed, he cried.
darkrealm666 3 months ago
I work in Tec support for a company I won't mention, but I've had some lady say her computer is not working and she said yes I have turned it off and back on and disconnected the power and plugged it back in and I said "okay, I just need to do it again for for logging purposes, I will shut down the PC again for you..." then I ask her "okay can you please disconnect the power?" and then she asks "which one is the power cable?"
DaFakaMatt 3 months ago
haha! Sounds like me Dad, he gets worried if he keeps the keyboard plugged in the virus might spread to the keyboard
SuperCorey95 3 months ago
Maybe the computer transmitted the virus to the iphone over wi-fi or bluetooth or whatever the f*** iphones use.
CoolDudeClem 3 months ago
I wonder if he continued listening to the same song on his iphone, and picked up the virus that way.
DownUnderDoug 3 months ago
ROFL!
AngelaJfan 3 months ago
The poor kid probably has an ear infection now. LOL!!!
QRhuggies 3 months ago
@QRhuggies LOL...thats funny...
TheFatAussieBarstard 3 months ago
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QRhuggies 3 months ago
It's probably better having a headphone set going viral, than have a microphone go Rectal! ;)
MonsiorTortoise 3 months ago
there not hard to fix
if it was a split usb port and and they were both connected at the same time maybe
for some one that's in I.T you should be able to fix something simple like that
wingscancer 3 months ago
@wingscancer standard mini jack headphones....
ThatAussieBloke 3 months ago 8
@ThatAussieBloke wow well that kid retarded lol there a worm going around only hitting jailbroken phones
as they are jailbroken the warranty is voided so the common store can not help
wingscancer 3 months ago
@ThatAussieBloke use technical words it is a 3.5 mm jack
1000bassnut 3 months ago
@ThatAussieBloke his a retard soooo
bundieberg 3 months ago
@ThatAussieBloke Lmao, FAB, you would even get a thumbs up from this lot if you told them you were sitting in the nude, cock in your hand and crying
;-D
sweetypie000 3 months ago
wingscancer 3 months ago
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meesterhoward 3 months ago
incredible...
JakeDaSnakeFilms 3 months ago
That's fucking brilliant. Moronic, but brilliant.
BradBrutal555 3 months ago
and i thought that virus i got from my case fan was wierd... jk
airhornwaggon 3 months ago
when I was working in IT, we had alot of calls about computers not working! and they we not turned on! lol ;)
GrahamAndFriends 3 months ago
lol, yep that will give you a virus everytime! ;)
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