No, I don't particularly want or need to 'Grow Up'.
In addition, the practical definition of the phrase 'Grow Up' is to stop acting like a child; usually under 10. Most children under 10 don't swear like in this video, at least not of what I've seen. It's actually the minute you turn teenager that you sometimes start acting like that in this society! So your technical choice of words in your insult were wrong. You look rather silly now.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS"
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That was fucking shithouse dickhead. Thanks for wasting the 10 seconds I bothered to see if it was at all humourous. Fuck you and all your offspring cunt.
i laughed (but am not getting my maw to watch it as its a bit rude) but anyway, if you are daft as a brush its funny pmsl!!!!! i will never be able to eat an onion again.
cunting polite bastids
gudlaffy 3 weeks ago
So true
bangtokhammer 3 months ago
mate proud to be glasweigan
BitchItsKimberley 3 months ago
what a load of fucking cunts!
JaKeYpEe21 3 months ago
"You can go dancing after you do the fucking dishes!!!....then she can suck my boobie!" LMAO!
ryx7x 4 months ago
funiest fuckin cunting thing ever!!!
Originalsoundz 6 months ago
CHEF
whotaughtyou 7 months ago
really good but i prefer the first one...
Son0fBinladen 8 months ago
Fuckin class mate.
lordiboi 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you typed in Cunt and found this lol
CallumdotFoulger 9 months ago 6
swearing does not equal funny. grow up.
KY0UJlN 10 months ago
@KY0UJlN yeah it does
DrMurdoc666 10 months ago
@KY0UJlN
No, I don't particularly want or need to 'Grow Up'.
In addition, the practical definition of the phrase 'Grow Up' is to stop acting like a child; usually under 10. Most children under 10 don't swear like in this video, at least not of what I've seen. It's actually the minute you turn teenager that you sometimes start acting like that in this society! So your technical choice of words in your insult were wrong. You look rather silly now.
So, 15-love.
Consider yourself bamboozled.
0Passionate0 7 months ago
@KY0UJlN aye it fucking does!!!
simmayoh 5 months ago
hahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaa
shneckyboy 10 months ago
FUNNY
MrPinkBMX 10 months ago
LMAO!
fangsmaster 10 months ago
Pretty funny!
offrampt 11 months ago
Fucking brilliant. More of the same.
TheChapaqua 11 months ago
© Frankie Boyle Food Products
candycoatedsandman 11 months ago
1:53
666spitknot 1 year ago
"up fur the volley wee man" :)
glasgowchris007 1 year ago
2:19 to 2:30 is the best bit
mushypotatokingdom 1 year ago
Fkin quality man!!!
SafeAzFuck 1 year ago
would it kill you to post or link ORIGINAL FOOTAGE
LB030377 1 year ago
this accent is horrible...
PhantomAct 1 year ago
Weegies = Scum
greatergreen 1 year ago
prick, slut, PRICK , SLUT!!!
MrEggyman99 1 year ago
i'm fucking smashed, just about any stupid shit like this will make me giggle like an idiot
internet was invented just for this moment
AntiProtonBoy 1 year ago
ENOUGH OF YOUR SHITE HEN!!!!
andrewkennedy27 1 year ago
"ayeee, thats the burger were having tonight.....and we can kill the cat aswell for a laugh" HAHAHAHAHHAA
6cunning6stunt6 1 year ago
Onionnnn sauce.
Oiaku 1 year ago
Am gonna get mah cow t'shag ye!
Whaat?! *raises eyebrows* Fuck that!
An' im never comin' back! *runs to the hills*
doommetaldoom 1 year ago
@doommetaldoom
I saw the video you faggot.
Doca 1 year ago
@Doca Arr watch it laddy, or I migh' throw ye' in t'barn with the bull for wee minute or two ;)
doommetaldoom 1 year ago
Is that cat fucking talking?
BenTheMotionist 1 year ago
Absolutely genius, funniest thing I've ever watched.
jamie0333 1 year ago
dinner time CUNT!
buckbumble 1 year ago
What's this shite, DOLMIO!! fukkin pish hahahahahaha
MichaelMckinlay98 1 year ago
FAIL, scotish MONG!
grumpyscotty 1 year ago
''Am Gonna get the cow tae shag ye'' ''What!? AM OOT OF HERE FUCK THIS''
raresambo 1 year ago
U need new Music
rainbowcakes100 1 year ago
3:21
mightymike60 1 year ago
Skinz gets the best character, the son!
brodftw 1 year ago
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TheCrushpanzer 1 year ago
Please make some new ones for the newer Dolmio adverts!
brodftw 1 year ago 3
@brodftw 3rd wan is oot by the way. I posted it months ago, incase youve no seen it :)
JNigz 1 year ago
@JNigz I hope the audio's better.
ajuk1 7 months ago
u gottta make a part 3 man.
fattossa 1 year ago
@fattossa 3rd wan is oot! Check ma profile, posted it months ago!
JNigz 1 year ago
@JNigz the 3rd ones oot for fook sake
smello897 3 months ago
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! U guys are ledgends
StuE103 1 year ago
See is fork am gunna twist is up ma wifes fany imorra XD
ryzerproductions 1 year ago
dinner time cunt
joeyjordisonsteve 1 year ago
BRUSH UR PUBES XDXDXDXDXDXD
yermum222 1 year ago
What Milzy would have done if he had the time...I'm sure its Kid Pro.....Bless!!
TimeBanditz33 2 years ago
Arsehoooooooollleeeeee! LMFAO!
whitelighter7540 2 years ago
FUCKING FANTASTIC
guycc1 2 years ago 25
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS ACTUALLY WORKS"
FletchaGee 2 years ago
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
AJShufflez 2 years ago
brilliant.lol
tupua779 2 years ago
lool
imanmjfanforever 2 years ago
yir gonne eat ma shyt and yer gonne enjoy it ... hahhahah
mirsh123 2 years ago
lool
XxSEANANxX 2 years ago
this was fukin quality haha !!
stobieboyz 2 years ago
OWW MY ABDOMINAL HURTS FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD!!
Make more these are sick!
BlooeyesTheDK 2 years ago
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TheDJEQUIP 2 years ago
you like saying ass dont yous???
NooNooSeagull09 2 years ago
sooo fucking funny!
christrax66 2 years ago
lol nice vid XD
jordans49812 2 years ago
fucking mental
TNTBOXproducitons 2 years ago
JULEH JULEH WHERE THE FUCKS ME TROUSERS YOU SLAEG..
cunt family part 3
YOU MUST DO IT!
Megadeth1994METTULLL 2 years ago
lmfao.....
74nesta 2 years ago
ahaha man these are funny as fuck:L
dsloveskc 2 years ago
Is that cat talkin' ?!?!?!?!
JammyDodger2012 2 years ago
onionnn sauce
StusMauler 2 years ago
what is that piece of music at the beginning???
moonboy1988 2 years ago
ave sumfin, i thinks XD
minib32 2 years ago
i correct myself its an aria xD
minib32 2 years ago
"You shat in this ya wee bitch"
HAHAHAHA!
"Aww geese piece ya cunt"
Sooo funny mann!
Sugababeslover 2 years ago
the 1st 1 beta
samrees2k9 2 years ago
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samrees2k9 2 years ago
fuckin nice o.gman
izzyproduction1 2 years ago
fucking awesome mate!
do more
ButterflyGurl1 2 years ago
thats well funny hahaha
if u dnt like it then y u fukin watchin it
tomere1232 2 years ago
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That was fucking shithouse dickhead. Thanks for wasting the 10 seconds I bothered to see if it was at all humourous. Fuck you and all your offspring cunt.
syncstation 2 years ago
Aw so funny :L
missjenjenful 2 years ago
What song is that playing at the start of this video?
DannyGuitar12 2 years ago
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time to say goodbye
xxcaitlinbabyxx 2 years ago 2
Time to say goodbye - Sarah Brightman
JeSuisStupideEtChaud 2 years ago
dats 5:11 of my life im never gettin bac :(
MousevsChicken 2 years ago
So 5 mins dont fucking cry about it!
AviatorMedia 2 years ago
You should use another five minutes of your life to try and get a sense of humour, because this video is hilarious.
Spiderbaite 2 years ago
fucking crap
twistyturd 2 years ago
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gibbo547 2 years ago
thursdays was pretty genius x
EllieF95 2 years ago
funny shit :L:L
TheGinge1357 2 years ago
fucking genious
soldierside365 2 years ago
that is the best
madfarmer100 2 years ago
hahah that was fucking hilarious 5 stars man tuesday,wednesday,saturday and sunday are the best lmfao and she can suck my boobie lmfao
XmcrxgalX 2 years ago
one of the funniest fings ive ever seen :L
alexmayers2k7 2 years ago 17
oh my fucking god i cant stop laffing
kingyentertainment 2 years ago 2
Thursday, funniest one of them all!
VolaticusDiabolus 2 years ago
DO MORE !!!!!!!!!!
davy493 2 years ago
I Love This And Plus I Was Born In Glasgow Lol
rhysndaz 2 years ago
Oh Eyy, Bum Sauce Is Good For The Hair :L
DaveThaRaver 2 years ago
bum sauce is good for the heart it says lol
ToniMusicLove 2 years ago 2
Heya! Its actually "Good for the Hair!" Im the guy who made it lol. Its my mate who said it lol JNigz
JNigz 2 years ago 3
fuckin hell, i was cryin , it was so good :) 10/10 , do more mate x
stevie1693 2 years ago 2
I totally love these guys i want more!!!!!!!! xxx
NikkiBee2k8 2 years ago
im fuckin roastin in this hoooooooouse xD hahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
EmoRawrDuck 2 years ago
legend
randomanlol 2 years ago
If you dont stop playing with that football im going to ram it up your fanny :L!
gr8joshgr81 2 years ago
Haha better than the first one
huma789 2 years ago
Onion sauce!
suziestu 2 years ago 2
loved it "!!!!!
whats the background song ?
jam191 2 years ago
por ti volare
metaloverlord07 2 years ago
time to say goodbye
1andy0 2 years ago
i'll be putting ye in the bar and getting the cow tae shag you.
WHAT!!!! FUCK IT!!!
ROTFLOL :L
Drewmartial 2 years ago
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"or these are going up your ass rings"
Airundermywings 2 years ago
& she can suck ma boooabby!
100star100 2 years ago
Lmaoo :D
CyanideHeart1702 2 years ago
ahaha fuckin brilliant mate!!
MICKYBT 2 years ago
Lmao you guys are legends! This makes such an annoying add so fucking funny! 5/5 x3
AbSeNtImEnTaL666 2 years ago
hahaha this is some funny shit!!! LOL
"FUCKIN BRUSH YER PUBES" haha lol
faunny as fuck!
vengenceofsatan666 2 years ago
ill bust that ball an ill but yir balls!
lol
gerzrachel4 2 years ago
tidyyy stufff m8
sophgemmax 2 years ago
vulgar, yet entertaining...?
DlrtyD 2 years ago
fuckin legendary mate.
brosignal 2 years ago
this is brill
XJennyClaveringX 2 years ago
this is legend.
IlyReeliX 2 years ago
1:48
apollo42592 2 years ago
Genius Genius Genius never laughed so hard
thebadger13 2 years ago
"jst git bent our this counter"
"u shat in this ya wee bitch" :))
"wits fur dinner grey pubes" lmao:))
"FUCK IT AM BRUSHIN MA HAIR, FUCKIN BRUSH YER PUBES" =))
GRAHAM1GEE 2 years ago
im gone aff sex a just want poked u shit in this ye wee bitch
decointhehouse 2 years ago
a broke ma voice box wae laughin :]:]:]
scotlandw8 2 years ago
the first version is much better =P
Ifasmith93 2 years ago
So is this company still doing this ad campaign?
ragemanchoo82 3 years ago
"Onionn Sauce" LMAO
kalashnikov96 3 years ago
1:34 up for the volley wee man
sweetman1994 3 years ago
1st one's better, but still hilarious
rabbits!
Pronoc1 3 years ago
The wee guy in the red is fookin hilarious!
Birneypiper 3 years ago
rabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbits
whatttttt fuuuccckk it
shadyzworld 3 years ago
Excellent. Born comedians...
Spoonhead 3 years ago
That bit with the cow made me laugh the most.
Fucking love this! My sides hurt now.
TaintedHeadset 3 years ago
i laughed (but am not getting my maw to watch it as its a bit rude) but anyway, if you are daft as a brush its funny pmsl!!!!! i will never be able to eat an onion again.
vtec1v1c 3 years ago
Put a bit o' ma bum sauce in this!
RRRRRRRABBITS
brodftw 3 years ago
Onionnnnnn sauce
brodftw 3 years ago
prick slut prick slut shut it cunt or your be in the dinner next time
MrSilencer16 3 years ago
yez can go tae the dancin efter ye dae the FUCKEN DISHES
brodftw 3 years ago
"and then she can suck ma boaby" that is fucking hilarious!! x
sawsy100 3 years ago
fuck it, am brushing ma hair
Fucking brush yer pubes... hahahahaha
sawsy100 3 years ago
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Spoonhead 3 years ago
"ah'll fuckin' huv youse!"
MisterLoafer 3 years ago
the wee lad is so fucking funny
Gaming1989 3 years ago
u huv to stop playin wi that fitba or ill ram it up yer FANNY! fuckin funny as hell
sirviper11 3 years ago
this the fucking funniest shit ever!
bromfordsrs 3 years ago
just wait till i put these tomatoes up first
pwnd69x 3 years ago
Haha made me laugh so much! great film
HaHeProductions 3 years ago
Fuckiiinnng Halareouss !!!
Never larfed So Hard in Myy Liffe !
fitterrnnnxx 3 years ago
tusday and ash wendesday r the funnyst
IIKAOSKIDII 3 years ago
that.. was the greatest dubbing ive ever seen. i lol'd so hard. a lil bit of piss came out :D
aut0pil0t 3 years ago 2
thats gotta be the funniest thing i have ever heard. keep them comin thats wot keeps you tube goin well done
cranmore23 3 years ago
tuesdays eh best
ultrascottyboy 3 years ago
fuckin hilarious rofl couldny stop laughin at them there brilliant
fredddiemercury 3 years ago
wit al fuckin huv u thats fuckin great
roscoegiantsfan 3 years ago
Hahahhahaahhahaahahhahahahahahaha! what's the song?
computasaysnoo7 3 years ago
"Yous can fuckin' go and the dancing after you do the fuckin' DISHES!!" ROFLAMO!!!!
RealtorLiz 3 years ago
"I'll get the cow ti shag yay" XD
jackojock101 3 years ago
is that cat talkin? haha fucking ace
juild 3 years ago
"fuckin brush yer pubes" xD
Psychokitten67 3 years ago
ur an absolute legend!
dannym765 4 years ago
Added The Cunt Family Outtakes! Watch them people! Jnigz!
JNigz 3 years ago
OMG must see!
roas2 3 years ago
"ima get ma cow to shag ya" "WHAT"!
mydogiscalledmax 4 years ago
OMFG FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
farmerGomez 4 years ago
seriously i could watch this all day long
roas2 4 years ago
we have watched all day long
alexbatt7 3 years ago