finding the perfect pair of jeans

[EpiPhOneD2014Up]

can this black bisexual midget help me find the right pocket pussy?

[sandberg70]

aaaaah i (L) cheap monday:D

[kippz2]

u chubby ass battyboy. i can pick my own jeans cheers twat! and its vertically challenged, not height challenged. fuckin idiot! i will smack u up

[zapper1966]

"twaller"

[Leziii]

Fuck those jeans look boring

[katicalmusicfreak]

im extreamally athelectic , and i have some great leggs , but skinny jean , lmfao ! ya rfight 1

[1laurietoronto]

I agree eljagg01

skinny legs coming out from hips and upper body...not complimentary-no.

[eljagg01]

Honestly.

How many women have narrow hips in America?

How many women are flattered by "skinny" jeans?

~BBW~

[DeathlyColdSoul]

....can someone please tell me why the camera person kept filming the guys butt near the end? o.O

i wanted to see how long the jeans would be o.O

[Bozzie3030]

who's going googoo over them?? everyone that is a hipster in 11211??

[katicalmusicfreak]

LMFAO !! 11211 ") haha genius P

[jkp32]

its uber, dumbass and who cares

[minislayer40]

hes a ubber ubber ubber gay!

[freestuff122]

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[Samshadabam]

how a bout... a really tall girl who is skinny but has a big but, but no hips

[videka]

WHAT ABOUT THE FAT TALL GIRL!

[SazzyIsSnazzy]

haha yeah I was waiting for that one, too!

[ally123xox3]

what about for the shorter atletic body?

im 5'4 and wear a 3or5 but cant find any jeans that look good???? the reg. length is to long bt the short is to short. and i have no butt lol.

help plz

[Fayyzz]

I have a similar body type. And i find that the jeens at charlotte russe make me look really good, they give me a butt to! but yah im 5'4" to and i also am athletic

[Platine81]

Arguing via comments is all the rage? Grow up.

[HeartPlant]

Spoil all my fun.

I guess I have to as well, seeing as it's my birthday today.

[MunchGoneWild]

what right does that give you

[HeartPlant]

nommy nommy placentum :)

puella columbam amat

Marta et Georgina placentum amant!

populi a regis malo recti, eum interfecerunt :D

perhaps ....

unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant

(ah, I wish)

or even

nonne macescis?

(why yes, yes I have)

[myoussef24]

homesexual?

[Larrygallis]

Can you say FAG!!!

[DylanKershaw]

im 5 foot 2 ... i'm happy with my hieght. i don't wanna look any taller.

[HeartPlant]

What about middling height (5"5') and fat?

I mean UK 16 on the bottom and 14 on top?

[Pntbll891]

no one loves fatties

[HeartPlant]

I know, right? Because nobody is worth anything more than their bodies. We should all judge people on what they look like because that's obviously how they show their personality. How could I be so stupid to think that people would care about anything other than chains of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen that makes up food?

Gosh, I feel such a fool for posting that comment and making you go out of your way to tell me that no one loves me, you must be really perfect and loveable.

[HeartPlant]

Now fuck off :)

[peaceloveandoreos]

You're pretty bitter, you know that? Some people want to look nice, just because you're not one of those people, doesn't mean those people are bad, and if you're so high-and-mighty, then be the bigger person, and stop fighting.

[HeartPlant]

Did you know that in a hundred years, no one will either know or care who you are?

[peaceloveandoreos]

Really? What if I did something that made a difference in the world? Or if I had a family who really, truly loved me, and told my grandchildren about me. Even if I am forgotten in a hundred years, in the short time I will be remembered, I want people to think of me as a decent person. Is that all that matters to you, being remembered? Even if you're only infamous?

[HeartPlant]

Yes, you are a perfect person.

[peaceloveandoreos]

Yes. Yes, I am. *eyeroll* Now shoo.

[HeartPlant]

Make me.

[peaceloveandoreos]

Look- don't want to fight online. That's lame. I'm really sorry I offended you, I didn't think before I got into a fight that obviously wasn't mine. Forgive me?

[HeartPlant]

Of course.

[AmericanHikikomori]

Hmm, you should try for one with a back pocket to fit in your donuts and fast food.

[HeartPlant]

Oh my God! You're so witty! Wow, it would never occur to me to make that joke. Wow, and you just did. Gosh, I'm fat, therefore you assume I eat doughnuts and fast food. Wow, your sense of humour is just phenonmenol! Come on everybody, I think we really need to applaud this wonderful, beautiful person who is obviously so flawless that (s)he feels the need to point out other people's flaws to them. Thank you so much, you've really changed my life with that perfect witticism.

[HeartPlant]

Now fuck off.

[AmericanHikikomori]

Honestly, you're trying too hard.

I actually like to make fun of fat people. I used to be fat and I see it as motivation. If nobody says anything, what's gonna make you get off your ass and do the hard work it takes to get fit and healthy? I know it took a lot of frustration for me to do it.

The body is an extension of the mind. Just as meth-heads develop boils and have patchy hair... fatness shows a lack of discipline. But I digress. It's your body. I'm just bored, you know?

[HeartPlant]

I'm not unfit, I walk at least twelve miles a week to school and work. I play three hours' tennis a week and I row occasionally. I don't eat 'donuts' or fast food, ever.

And I am actually rather beautiful. Or so six different people have told me over the last week.

So your criticism was entirely unsolicited, unwanted and unhelpful.

[TBone85]

I've just read all your comebacks and I have to say...all I I can do is sit here anc clap! You handled yourself seriously well.

Touche...couldn't have done it better myself and I'm REALLY good at it lol.

[loot3rz1]

rofl... im loving your comments, your sarcastic comebacks are funny :D and origional

[DragonLenora]

mh... so what about the tall girls with wider hips?

[lovemeformenotanyone]

haha why are you guys so excited that your first and stuff ahha

[sucktdeep]

boringgggg

[lovemeformenotanyone]

w.e its helpful

[Fragolina1410]

I'm fourth !!!!! yay !!!!!

[yapshannon]

so now 5minstudio is a commercial channel?