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  • I would run and cry. THEN go get my self some guns and a car hehehe ( i know how to drive)

    and shoot a gun.. btw I'm only 13...

  • Oh my GOD THAT IS EPIC I NEED TO MAKE ONE NOW :D I HAVE THIS COOL CLOSET UPSTAIRS Dude its beast Its not like a normal closet :3 it could fit alot in there...

  • Man I wish I had a crawl space in my closet that would b awesome

  • i would put outward facing tredmills around my house and put them on high

  • Everyone who wrote how to survive here is a stupid retard hopefully my advice would help you ok u can have guns and all but u don't have infinite ammo plus think about surviving so all u need is a bottle any type of weapon shotgun or pistol would be better and if this does happen come to Houston Texas cause ill be here for 1 month to gather up gas so gun bottle map car and at least one person then go to Canada zombies can survive in cold weather there brains or body will freeze your welcome.

  • when there 911 people left on earth you can call 999 can chuck Noris,

  • Get a sword I get two

  • BUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! This is an easy answer..... GO TO COSCO!!!!! that place has everything.... But my REAL zombie plan is better..... I would take a whole bunch of guns and knives my stepdaddeh has and just go out and find a whole bunch of food and clothes and guns and then find a place to wait watch and kill..... But of course i would make sure friends and family come.... But as soon as they turned zombie theyd be dead..... I dont think a licence would apply once zombies attacked tho so i would

  • my zombie plan is i got 5 weeks of food in my base ment i got 20 camras around my house inside and out side ill wacht them in case any servivers show up or ill leave them i got 3 hmv and a chopper i can leave and get people and food so we will have a beter chance to serve

  • i would go up high and take a rifle ang a hot girl(yes,im a guy u lesbians).

  • lol

  • i would gather my guns........ AND GO STRAIGHT 2 UR HOUSE!!! lol.. i would gather supplies i need(guns,food,stuff like that...)and go 2 Fort Union out by Hazleton PA. i use 2 live inHazleton. anyway... its abandoned but me and my friends fixed the inside so we dont get hurts. we put boards around the window and bck door.when we go iside we board up the frnt AND inside the windows just in case.... then we go to our posts. its 3 story house.I take the 2nd far bedroom or roof usually the roof.bye!

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  • donnt box yourself inside a little room, that idea is COMPLETELY retarded

  • @FiveTmanProductions not really unless you have good guns

  • The world will end some day for humans. WW3 is probably how it will happen, but zombies would be sooooo much cooler.

    id get guns, lots and lots of guns and cars

  • id probly just grab my 45. pistol grab a car head down to the local hunting shop and borad my self in intill i kill alot of zombies then escape get food then id get ontop of a tall building and store my supplies on top and snipe zmobies and set flares daily till i get either: A: a band of survivors to come ot my aid. or B: wait till i get a helicopter to land and take me away and possibly get me a licences to drive.

  • Zombies ARE awesome!!!!! I loveeee zombies i have like alot of zombie books and movies too!

  • nooo... you go upstairs and get all the supplies, fill the tubs and sinks with water, and break the stairs! (zombies cant climb)

  • OMG you sleep in your closet also!?(wish mines was as big as yours though)By the way all of you guys are dead meat cause they will nuke the city...dident plan for that did you?

  • @PkMnTrainerLloyd well i live in a small city so i dont think theyll waste a bomb on it. ill have to fend for myself. i have a friend and his dad is a big time hunter. has a room full of guns. id go there.

  • u r zombie lunch.....im throwing supplies into the car, going to harbour and getting the fuck out to sea

  • sheet rock lol

    

  • GREAT VID! Dude I LOVE Zombie Movies To!

  • your shit at zombie plans

  • check mine out.u got good vid.but no escape plan if u run out of supplies or they break in the closet.1 way in 1 way out.200 zombies in the 1 way in no were else to go.u dead.

  • ok, closet? Yeah what happens when the zombies break down your door. where do you run? you wont have enough bullets to kill them all, and even if you do, they will get you while you're reloading. oh wait, you dont have a gun. -.- haha. but oh well, it's not like we're going to have zombies anyways. but if we do, you might want to invest in a better plan. :D

  • My list: machete,backpack (to hold stuff in),deagle,shotgun,gas tank,matches and a shitload of ammo

  • its called a shot gun and watching zombie movies and games get a GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • where will you go pee pee, and poo poo?

  • wow that will be great advice i sincerly thank u and im not being sarcastic :) peopple need 2 know how to survive a vombie attack and dat 4 real

  • Dude you are so going to fucking die. No guns, car, license (not that it would matter in an apolcalypse) or anyone to be with you. I doubt you have friends... So your going to corner yourself with friends underneath a fucking staircase? Not a good idea, you want a way out. What if they came into the only entrance/exit into your closet, you are totally FUCKED PAL.You need weapons and supplies Upstairs and board yourself in. Have roof access or some shit. Zombie fan you might be,so happy death FAG

  • not only that!...but you saw his closet?!,is like made of plaster and wood!...of course you can hear everything that goes on in your house,even a friking 7 year old can break through those walls...go to the roof,block all the entrance,have first aids,food,and weapons and "friends" that are slower than you.

  • Does this guy remind anyone else of the kid in Zombie Land?

  • @Drunkenprophet23 I Know Right?

  • It's gross what zombies wolud do to u

  • haha i agree!

  • i guess his father without pants

  • Nice but like others say u need more work zombies get way stronger when their dead and that won't hold them go 2 Alaska instead.

  • that fucking closset is awsome dude

  • Dude you'd be eating ... that's only sheetrock protecting you through the walls.

  • i would kill them all!!!!!

  • nice

    i can do the job with nerf gun

  • what about LAND of the dead

  • id get a m4 shotgun m16a2 carbine H&K mp5 round up a posse of my friends give them same weapons i have and we try to go to the safest place in the country on a armored car with a 50-cal machine gun mounted on back

  • where would you get all of those supplies?

  • i live near a marine military base in north carloina called camp lejeune

  • ok...what if they all ran in ur room? where would you run??

  • thank you,dude will die lol

  • fail your plan should be pass puberty get gun a truck and stop hiding in the closet faggot and by the way if i can punch through that dry wall zombies can to

  • fucking lol man

    thats an hilarious comment if i had a shotgun the zombies wouldnt c the end...

  • Nice plan wish i had a closet like that but, sadly it's too small to hide in :(

  • get a shotgun,a 4wheeler with blades on it,some matches,and anything that catches fire or makes a big boom and go on a zombie killing spree

  • Nice Plan

  • id go to alaska with guns and knives and swords and shit and if they managed to survive the cold tempiture id fucking own there asses

  • but what do you do if a atomic boom explod, if you dont have the answer go and play left 4 dead

  • i think a mall is best cause many cars to choose to escape if needed and i think less people is better to travel cause no worries of attracting anything keep a better eye on them and less distribution between supplies also malls have countless exits but downfall is countless entences but if you can get there early u could board up as much as possible also malls have countless wepons and entertainment and avery large roof to make signals my gamertag is kwikski19 on xbox 2 discuss zombie matters.

  • i would turn my four wheelers into zombie killing machines,get some of myu illegal fireworks,some mres and flee to the woods with me and my family and friends.also bring all of our guns.which my family has a lot of

  • I would grab what ever durable tool I could find in my garage (shovel most likely) and gather as many people I can that are capable of defending themselves. I wouldn't have any way to get a gun really, unless I went to the police station. Or... I would freak out and die -_-

  • Your plan is good, but needs work. You wouldn't have enough supplies to last more than a few weeks. Then what? You also have no weapons....and what's to keep the zombies from breaking into the house? From that point, do you expect a closet door to hold them? Even if it's borded up?

  • I would gather up my friend. Take a big truck. Take guns. and head to a place where they would be food and water. then movie on to another place couse you cant stay in one place or you well die.

  • Id frekking join the horde ! 8D

    all that eating and moaning is right for me

  • I would get a bomb, i big ass mutha fucking bomb.

  • id go 2 japan let the robots kill the zombies

  • When zombie attack, we call a TD meeting. :) (Who need a license too drive when the cops are zombie? Lets stole a car! and some gun!

  • I'm with you on that one!

  • my plan is take the lumber from my garage and board up the small door that leads to my garage attic than i would take a reciporcating saw and cut a hole into my roof and than cover it with a tarp that way i can get on my roof if needed. i would stock the attic with supplies. now most people would say this is a death trap but i have 2 escapes 1 the roof and 2 the pull down ladder that leads to the garage. for weapons i would use the various baseball bats i have stashed

  • is their even airconditioning? in it i mean it must be hot in their and it looks small.

    but me i have a underground basement in my house i i was thinging of staying their if zombies ever attack.

  • It's cold in there all year round, It gets a breeze from outside. My room is already in the basement too.

  • SHOTTY A SPOT IN THE SPACE!!

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