One Got Fat 1963 Bicycle Safety

[tut22]

This is amusingly morbid.

[JexJhenga]

What's Tyler the Creator doing in this video?

[hotweel64]

I remember seeing this movie in 3rd grade around '67. It's just as disturbing now!

[RawrRiza]

Every time they zoom in on thos monkey masks...oh god D:

[luweyhamer]

The point of the video is to tell children that if monkeys can ride bikes safely they can too.

[2299905]

This is just weird.. You the north americans are all psychos

[copperpaint]

@2299905 Well keep in mind that out of millions of people in North America a small handful of people made this film some 50 yrs ago.

[smileyhpxx]

Just the masks are scary as hell, and this was for kids? I'm 47 and don't remember seeing it, if I had, it may have given me nightmares!

[UnrecognizedFigure]

@smileyhpxx

[GAME4WAR]

Don't be a monkey in 1963 means the same as in 2012 don't be a Nigger

[Saden50]

Slim would be a fat ass.

[agent9939]

I remember watching this film in grade school. I can still hear the reel to reel projector as I sat in my dark class room. Wow this takes me back. I have not seen this in it's entirety for 40+ years. Very cool, thank you for sharing.

[CasusUniversum]

Spoiler Alert: Orville Slump is the one that got fat. Also he's actually a boy!

[fatguyonabike]

This should be required viewing for a lot of the dipshit riders in Seattle

[Shyreenify]

They all die in such horrific ways. And that's supposed to be aimed at children? If I would be the poor 7 year old watching this I would piss myself. Even scarier when you think about blametruth and his stalkers. *shudders*

[TheKuradikurat]

@Shyreenify Blametruth is fake derp

[Shyreenify]

@TheKuradikurat I know but it's entertaining. 

[1R0NL0KU5T]

Right



[p3destrian]

creepy

[noneofth3above]

BT.

[TheAnalWizard666]

RIGHT!



[icwh4tud1dth3r3]

Friends die? Who cares, keep going!

[MrShizzletizzle]

The thing i find so creepy about this is when any of them got killed or whatever the others just didn't give a fuck. I know it's only a safety video but it still creeped me out.

[omfgturtle23]

this is...fucked up

[omfgturtle23]

1:45 thats what she said

[sparkybigptalkshow]

this is from the creepy channel. its possibly them

[SilentMurd3r]

What exactly does this have to do with Blametruth

[THATS1CK]

BlameTruth

[Broey88]

Slim knew his sack would be heavy to handle.

[SuttonBluenose2]

I still don't understand how monkeys can ride bicycles.

[FliegendeInsel]

06:15 creepy as hell

[PRESTOALOE]

SLIM KNEW THAT HIS BIG SACK WOULD BE HARD TO HANDLE.

[Guercinator]

thumbs up if Modest Mouse/Ugly Casanova brought you here...

[unknownbdbx]

that's so fucked up... friends are dropping like flies and everyone just keeps riding lol

[mrplazmadude]

With the way they all drive, I would be scared to take a piss in that town without flares.

[Cytocematic]

Black Velvet and directing don't mix, kids.

[CRAZYMANIAC44]

@runedscope Its violent but it gets the point out!

[runedscope]

That was the most violent video i have ever seen.

[justme0910]

What.

[DickBanton]

"So we have a bunch of extras left over from The twilight Zone set, and we're 15 minutes short of fulfilling our educational requirements. I say we put them on bikes and we send them all to the park and pick them off one by one until by the end, there is no one left except a single friendless human child. One Got Fat: it's about bike safety!"

[yoitsaust]

i know im immature, but i couldnt stop laughing at 1:45

[simplekeepitsimple]

where can i get these masks for halloween?

[xchopp]

That's really creepy --- but I like it.  Post for Halloween?

[Stranglehold432]

So, you're either fat or dead?

[TheBookWorm1718]

Another thing, when did people have to get bicycles registered and licensed? 

[TheBookWorm1718]

Just out of curiosity, when DID they stop giving hand signals on bicycles? In all my life I never heard of that.

[athomicritics]

is this thing was riff by mst3k ? because if they didnt riff it then its a lost potential there

[bmecoli]

@athomicritics Yeah, they did one, I have a copy on my machine.

[superkulmedkniv25]

I wonder if slim is still alive.

Not very likely.

A kid who managed to get fat in 1963

Would turn into Snorlax today

[cartoonpuppies]

@superkulmedkniv25 hahahah xD

[rockdontrun]

Man, this Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes is just terrible.

[rush1er]

WTF!? Am I on acid right now?

[Jackiechan39]

Kind of racist overtones. It's like, well it's ok that that they die because they are different.

[Anthroism]

everyone here is a frickin' retard..

why don't you just veer right when a steam rollers gonna t-bone you?

why don't you leave everyone else's lunches alone and NOT EAT THEM?

why would you keep going straight in the obviously exitable sidewalk if someone was coming at you?

[evilSoap123]

The moral?

Bicycle safety = childhood obeseity

[peterkuptana]

my question is what kind of friends are these?! there friend got smoked by a car infront of them, and they just go on (:

wtf. >.>;

[autocon2002]

Take, if you will, one Portland, Oregon. The most bike-friendly city in the United States as of 2011. People on bicycles here rarely wear helmets, lights, or reflectors, and routinely sail right through stop signs and red lights, make left turns on red lights, and make all sorts of stupid fucking decisions while bicycling in general.

Portland also has one of the highest number of bicycle-related deaths in the country. MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING THIS VIDEO BACK, HM?

[CrashHoax]

I guess not wearing a fucking helmet is fine though, right? Right!

[jasquer]

Sure is. Right?

[JRNipper]

@CrashHoax We didn't need helmets back then, people were more careful and responsible, not like today where everyone just does whatever and you better have a f---ing helmet lest the cops write up your folks for not providing one. If you were on a bike and screwing around the cops would stop and give you what for, and then you'd get it again when dad came home since the cops knew everyone in town and he'd find out somehow. Today, nobody cares and responsibility is a thing of the past.

[Ongarukat]

@CrashHoax I don't think there were helmet laws in 1963. There may not have even been bike helmets!

[BenedictusSanctus]

Oh my goodness..Filbert is an idiot. Either turn the bike or jump off!

[BenedictusSanctus]

LOL

[sirjak]

Now that's some given signal.

[skavampire]

I think the real psa was about the dangers of monkeys on bicycles to the rest of human society

[TiborZutron]

That kid probably ate a shit load of bananas.

[swaylo77]

This video is used on: Phantogram - Bloody Palms (such an awesome music video!!!)

[MugenPhoenix]

Ok, this is really fucking creepy, it's like Planet of the Apes meets 28 Days Later meets the Bicycle Thief.

Oh, and Mossby had to walk, boo fucking hoo at least he didn't die a gruesome death.

Oh and Trigby and Slim are lovers.

[iamcaleblong]

Every Thing You Do Is A Balloon- Boards of Canada

[ripripripriprip]

that wasnt 9blocks

[VoiletDreams]

this was actually shown to kids? wtf?? this is creepy i mean one of the kids got steam rolled .....

[Peakadilly]

tip three,don't go to picnics



[Peakadilly]

tip two, put on a helmet

[Peakadilly]

surely tip one should be dont ride with giant ape masks plastered on your face

[Psychotron7x2]

and these kids mutant apes becaaaaause....?

[MrClydekewl]

@Psychotron7x2 Cuz its the 60s

[MoonCalledShadesri]

Drinking game:

One shot whenever the narrator says "Right? Right."

One shot whenever a stop sign or another vehicle is on the screen. Depending on your tolerance, the vehicle in question may or may not have to be in motion.

One shot for every blatant abusive of physics. (Eg: old ladies flying up into the air after being hit by a bike when they should have just fallen over.)

Finish your bottle whenever someone dies.

[cadmiumblue]

@MoonCalledShadesri Not everyone is a fucking alcoholic, but thanks anyway.

[MoonCalledShadesri]

@cadmiumblue Um... neither am I? I don't even drink. I just think drinking game rules are funny. Sorry for offending you with my silly joke.

[cadmiumblue]

@MoonCalledShadesri You don't even drink, the suggest a drinking game. Whatever.

[BenedictusSanctus]

@cadmiumblue lol! lighten up...

[TheFinlandnator]

You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[holycow818181]

If they make a remake of this, it should be narrated by Kelsey Grammar.

7:08 - "Last week, while he was rehearsing the lead in King Kong..." That's terrible casting; he looks nothing like Fay Wray.

[Havefunkush]

LOCO MELLOWHYPE

[TheOfficialG0d]

@Havefunkush YEEAA Boi

[bluesoul1000]

remember kids, keep at right, even if you're in Europe!

[brohan798]

"ONE GOT FAT" it's about bike safety?!

[Canizarezqw]

The Narrator sounds like a white version of Morgan Freeman, right?

Right.

[pigsquealingcore]

right? right!

best narrator EVAR!

[freido420]

i feel like im in some kind of twisted time machine. @.@

[freido420]

i feel like im in some kind of twisted time machine. @.@

[TheThirdSister]

10:58 Well, that's my nightmares sorted for tonight. And for every night for that matter....

[segaface]

"Hey all my friends are dead...... FREE FOOD!"

[hamismymeat]

BoC

[NC1495]

Orv was the only one without AIDS.

[NC1495]

Did anyone else hear the squirt when Filbert got steamrolled?

[Dartaen]

I won't mind traffic rules anymore. I don't wanna end up fat and lonely.

[billpage]

col i think i saw this years ago at safty town ps do you have the talking magical bycycle on safty tiwn too?

[oolouwhoo]

He's a nice boy, but he won't be with us long. Wow.

[reedhall12321]

rooty toot jasperson is a rich asshole

[ahmur50]

Weird thing is... none of them are wearing helmets. The 60's were great!

[Pozos88]

the kid with the orange cap is the white 1960's version of tyler the creator, just put a supreme logo on that and your good.

[blowedbrains]

<3

[phicampiii]

"Orville's basket looked like a chuck wagon." This presumes everybody in 1963 knew what a chuck wagon was?

[APDallaround]

seen cause of 'habit'

[TheMissionToMars]

sumo tv showed me this

[newbeat2012]

i want one of those monkey masks. haha

[gorezombiez]

Wow...the 60's were fucked up...

[playsguitarandsings]

Mellowhype, bitch.

[voltaman33]

I'm here because of Loco.

[omobono02]

Everything You Do Is A Balloon.

[ImGoneRobU]

Anybody else here because of Loco?

[SKSlavchev]

@ImGoneRobU haha yea

[msiarx8]

That's what Floog gets for being a hipster.

[BeeryUSA]

That's fricken weird. If I'd seen those monkey masks when I was a kid I'd have had nightmares.

[citrusyum]

I like how one of them get's hit by a car and they don't stop to call an ambulance or try to help. It's just "WELP ROOTY AIN'T COMIN WITH US ON OUR PICNIC. MOVING ON!"

[doobiesmoke15]

Children's television from the planet of the apes

[Crazyman9907]

13:35 "No Lights, no reflectors, no Stan."

Got to love that line.

[briaweea02]

I love how the narrator's so casual lmao it's like "Oh look everyone, she's about to get hit by a truck, what a shame.... moving on!"

[Teflon65]

Bad day on the Planet of the Apes.

[Dominic078]

6:15 is one of the creepiest things ive ever seen

[Dominic078]

gram

[votecoldplay]

Registering your bike? huh? And they made videos this violent in the 60's?

[akamrbungle]

This is the official WTF video of the week!...

[awesomeSheetal]

Cool

[Adrielfosho]

loco anyone?

[tclax27]

Don't be a monkey? Racist by any chance?

[Stev02112]

@tclax27 Dude, it was made in 1963!

[MusicMan234567]

@tclax27 Errrm, no. You fucking idiot. It means monkey, as in Chimpanzee or Gorilla? Ever heard of those?

[fireman6710]

it's both disturbing and funny at the same time

[hotpink910]

so this is like "red asphalt" for kids.

[InfiniteStratos100]

anyone else remember this being played on Adult Swim a long time ago to mess with people? I sure do.

[fireman6710]

@InfiniteStratos100 i do too!

[Mr71peti]

vote slim !

[letsgetpostal]

this is bizarre.

[WCSM12]

who knew riding your bike 9 blocks can kill lots of kids?

[noisepuppet]

I have always loved this hideous, hideous film.

[jimbean2389]

poor filbert 11:00 that sounded terrible

[13stooge]

ladies and gentlemen... presenting death monkeys

[Neonmonkey41]

slim knew his sack was hard to handle

[epicpepper47]

Right?

Right.

[strangejh]

Lol at the comedy 'boing' whenever they get run over. Nice touch.

[uglydumba]

MELLOWHYPE- LOCO

[zoo1619]

This reminds me of 'If Mirrors Could Speak'

[SW6withsomeonelikeu]

I love steam rollers and sack lunches. My kind of video !

[RobertSchuster81]

slim knew that his BIG SACK would be hard to handle

[Omegablack420]

i saw this on Turner Classic Movies Channel. and on rifftrax.com

[KaylaJoyLovesYou]

Filbert had the worst death sound. It was sooooo icky! And this video is just creepy period.

[rosstown09]

I came cos of Sleigh Bells, Treats video...creeeeepy!

[paliki2]

so, if you follow the rules, you won't have any friends AND youll be fat

[Jurianug]

We can all agree this is plain creepy, right?

Right.

[Wcburg1]

so.. they all died? (: l

[Chupacabrathe2nd]

I just love how the player stops working right before Rooty's implied death.

[Chupacabrathe2nd]

AH! AH! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH!

[what0080]

One sign I'll watch for is gangs of bicycle-riding simians... Then the end has surely come.

[ngobleus]

Notice at about 2:45 a guy is jogging while they ride by. Looks like the director's running after them!

[ngobleus]

Someone needs to riff this MST3K style.  Preferably Romeorhino.

[curshvid]

@ngobleus

Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy have riffed this MST3K style. Search the title on rifftrax.

[josh3ma4realz]

These kids have to at least be in their late 50 at this point in time.

[LABBChaCha]

I want 15 minutes of my life back... :(

[EatTheSoundtrack]

right? right.

[EpikHater]

...Who the fuck drives a steamroller down the street in the middle of the day?

[rb7magnetico]

@EpikHater one of the parents of humanoid chimp bike gang..

[imagineerboi]

A bicycle saftey film where apes evolve from men!?!?!?

[DANCINGKLAUS]

scary as hell

[arneliis]

mindfuck



[CCSofChocolatesvill]

Hybrid human plaent of the apes kids on a ride fuckin weird.

[uzirnis]

This reminds me of Agatha Christie's "Ten Little Niggers" or how it is sometimes published "And Then There Were None"

[OscarMaris]

the kid at the end looked like a monkey even without the mask.

[whatabeautifulscene]

I came here because of the Dr. Dog video.

[fullm3tal90]

11:00 Damn pretty graphic sound for a kids safty film lmfao SPLAT u can hear all those brain juices lol

[acrazyspiritual]

uhhh what about wearing a helmet?

[tishima100]

right? right.

[haseo18615]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but here's an inconsistency at 10:33. The beginning says the.....kids? all take care of their bikes, but now suddenly Philbert doesn't.

[fastrnb]

I know when my friends get killed I still finish my bike ride.