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  • man i look a lot different.

  • Jack listens to Dropkick Murphys. Boss.!

  • Boom, I still get giddy when I see my username on the bottom of the screen on this video :') I love you toby.

  • jaaacksfilms.. oooh

    aha

  • My two favourite boys <3<3

  • 3:36 GONE !! :o

  • booty is also known as butts's xxx

    

  • I want your life toby :[ Raise me as your 18 year old child

  • I have the flu and have nothing better to do than re-watch every tobuscus video and I've sneezed like half a million times, so my blessedness must be off the charts.

  • the beginning of this video made my live :D

  • fail on starbucks ALL BOUT DUTCHBROS!!!!!!

    

  • want some ebony booty

  • I was listening to this while on facebook and I laughed so hard at the first 5 seconds XDDDDD

  • comment about booty?

    ...booty

  • dammnit! i sneezed a couple of times before i decided to watch some Tobuscus!

  • first 5 secs i was loling, gotta love toby XD

  • Thats jus cuz i have my healies on...No offence!

  • He kinda sounds like Robert Sheehan when at 1:31 and 2:20 :D

  • No, Toby, Bless YOUR face.

  • i love it when he says bless ur face!lol!

  • If I was getting 3 wishes

    my first one is to spend one day with Toby XD

  • @TheRoeyboy one of my wishes is having toby being my brother

  • :) Boys and buffets...run!

  • does toby ever comb his hair? : /

  • Is Jack your twin? O_o

  • was that a toby manekin?

  • Outro of blackness, then redness,... then flowers! hehe. And more flowers! hehe

    Completely unexpected...

  • On the sign about "Don't Use Elevator In Case Of Fire Use Stairs" theres a fire on the stairs??? And it's chaseing some person, So if he falls......there with be a stair way to heaven for him to use.

  • @101Bernstein or a highway to hell :D

  • @JohnMstudios lolz.....frickin' halorious

  • did NO ONE notice the Dropkick Murphys t-shirt on Jack?

  • "Okay, Bless your face for real- WOW I WONDER IF THERES a GOLD BAR IN THERE!"

  • In case of fire.....RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FLOWERS, TOBY, FLOWERS! :DDDD

  • OMG I FANALLY SNEEZE IN HIS VIDEO :D

  • @pudingauriz me too :)

  • there is a severe lack of leprechauns, i just subbed lol

  • the beginning of this video made my life ♥

  • Jack, you are officially awesome, you have a Dropkick Murphys shirt on, the best band of all time

  • no girl ? awww :'(

  • i made a ringtone to the assassins creed literal..if anyone wants to listen go to my channel..like and comment..thank you..toby your awesome :-)

  • soon or later Toby will get arrested for disturbing the peace

  • just uploaded a tobuscus remix!! please send it to himmm!

  • what... the ..... hell.....

  • BADADODODODODODODO SUBSCRIBE, Intro of darkness, then redness, then FLOWERS

  • DROPKICK MURPHYS!!

  • Tree Willy.

  • Its a pertified whale from the whale forests of old!!!!! 0.o

  • DROPKICK MURPHYS!!! :D

  • That's a fail. That's a lack of pirate booty video footage fail. Roll the next clip Steven!!!

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  • Toby.. we are truly sorry but there are no flowers allowed on pirate ships

  • the beginning of this video just made my life ♥

  • ok booty a comment about booty right i like booty

  • I like your booty, Toby. ;)

  • TOBUSCUS forgot to say 'AUDIENCE'

  • Booty.

  • Ok can some one PLEASE tell me so I can get this straight... IS TOBY TURNER GAY? Not that there's anything wrong with that I'm just asking because he acts like it

  • @Florp2000 how does he act like he's gay,he goes around calling chicks hot,and he was in a relationship with ijustine a while back.

  • @Florp2000 have you not seen the hot compilations?!

  • the audience ran away when he shouted RUUUN.

  • best intro ever

  • The "RUNNNNN" killed me.

  • That was actually 10 ganders. you lied toby

  • Thanks for not dropping the audience this time !!! :) Love the vids

  • booty is awesome :0

  • Run!!!!!!!

  • WAS anyone else expecting a hot chick dressed up as a pirate and Toby singing his "HOTHOTHOT" song?

  • @AIn8dx yep

  • petrified forest of old lol

  • i never have sneezed during one of his videos

  • @phillyphan11266 lol i havent sneezed either :P

  • jack+toby=nerdgasm.

  • i want food thru the sound hole

  • holy i wanna win

  • *sigh* i can't have been the only person to have had a different image in their mind when they read "hot pirate booty action"

  • @X0JAMELL0X me too

    

  • Am. The only on that's wondering if he got a gold bar?

  • The best part is totally the RUUUUUUUN!!! and the pirate booty

  • Could somebody explane this to me?? .. ...... no, dont bothert

  • My other earbud started working on the BOOP!

    That scared the crap out of me.

  • flowers and more flower

    

  • In case of fire, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUN111111!1111!11ONE!!11

  • i like tobuscuses booty ;)

  • @cfriesen432 ow! ooh you naughty girl

  • Am I the only one who likes to hear him say the word "Flowers"?

  • Your thoughts have been commodified, consolidated and repackaged.

  • Damnit,I was Off the computer for 3 days..and I missed 7 freakin Lazyvlogs -_-..ahhh...GOD DANGIT!

  • Nailed it!

    

  • Coffee is a marvelous discovery !!!

  • those 2 look alike

  • this is a post about what u told us to post

  • in case of fire.....RUN!!!!

  • Oh we know you got some "Hot Pirate Booty Acion", just look at your hair o_O

  • I believe that was more than one gander, Toby.

  • lol intro in a 3rd of the vid

  • BIG BOTTY BITCHES

  • RUN

  • You make your lazy vlogs titles sound like porn sometimes

  • @markj1112 i tottally agree xx

  • im 90% sure toby has ADD

  • in case of fire ya better use water...

  • Gentlemen, Tobuscus,

    Go forth and claim your booty!!!!! For it is rightly yours!!!!!!

  • there should be a toby turner video game

  • I thought that sign in the beginning said "Do not use elevator or stairs" and I was like, how the hell do you get out... then I realized I was an idiot. 

  • @Drunkenprophet23 out the window i

    guess

  • @aRacistWhiteGuy LOL You funny guy!! Joker ;)

  • "in case of fire, RUN!!!!!!" should totally be a shirt

  • why is it that nobody ever comments on what he says to comment, like booty in this case? lol

  • darkness then redness then FLOWERS! lol did not see that coming at all!

  • its kew how 2 of YOutubes most famous people are friends.... if only Ray william johnson was there

  • toby haircut please.

  • I like booty..all kinds. SEPT SOME

  • i think this guy puts hot on like every vid so he gets more views lol

  • Lies! That was two ganders! Also, your hyperactive lazy blogs make my day...

  • lolz

  • megan fox's booty

  • I bet Toby likes illegal booty

  • OMG!!!!

    i finally sneezed during one of his videos

    O.O

  • YOU FORGOT WHITENESS!!!

  • I LOBE DROPKICK MURPHYS! AND I HAppen to love flowers... And boats too..... Love you Toby!

  • I've commented on every Lazy Vlog since 2008, come on!

  • I sneezed right before he said "bless you" lol

  • i know a guy who drank the DropKick Murphys under the table

  • I want a t-shirt so...Comment.

  • for a lazyvlog he is not very lazy thumbs up if you agree

  • Dropkick Murphys shirt. SPONSOR!!!!!!

  • I was Bored and then i wrote Booty and this came up O.o??

  • i would rather keep that gold bar lol, f the movie ill spend 10 dollars out of that 10,000 dollars for that gold bar, suckers >:d

  • ._.

  • oh toby you said you were only gunna give us one gander at the boats... well you gave us like 8 :) i love you Toby :))

  • big ass chopper call that bitch BEYONCE!!

  • I LUV BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey

  • I wish I could be as confident as Toby...and as AWESOME!

  • you have nice teeth ._.

  • Where's the booty?

  • Toby <3

  • I love boot- Oh you mean gold and stuff? Nevermind!

  • its blue vs red it sounds stupid if you say it backwards

  • He didnt start out saying audience

  • @MrPoohbearluver he didn't have time! he had to run from the fire!

  • It's actually Cowboys AND aliens not Cowboys VS Aliens. C'moooooooon

  • What just happened??? Still confused

  • Ill give you a gold bar for a shirt....

  • Who's this 'thatgirlpurple' who's won the T SHIRT??

  • @thatgirlpurple idk some bitch.....

  • @realfear12 Probably :) I'd keep an eye out for her..

  • @thatgirlpurple THATPURPLEGIRL DUH!! .. Oh Urrr Rightt... 0.o

  • @IxStealthyNinja Hahaha :)

  • HAHAHA! FIRE RUNNN!

    

  • I would give anything to have his energy !!!!!

  • I had a heart attack at the begining.

  • Hey guys. These are pretty good videos you know. And just saying if you want to have a laugh go on my channel and watch episode 20 ONLY! The rest arent so good but episode 20 was alright. So guys could you please give me a rating and comment and subscribe. Thanks if you do ;)

    Robbie.

    P.S I am not forcing you guys i just want to know how my videos are

  • this guy is like a cartoon

  • What is going on with that hair? Both of you have bedhead.

  • i never seen a geek with so much confidence

  • ToBy Should be The next Dr WHo

  • Yo mothers booty? :P

  • Outro of darkness, then redness, theeen... FLOWERS! :3

  • I LIKE PIRATED BOOTY!! lolwut?

    

  • LOL I didn't know you can win a shirt by commenting :(

  • Lol, Toby is a master at changing topics.

  • check our band out!

  • confusion is great with this one.

  • damn you and your titles toby . my mom walked in on me and I was watching this video

  • Lack luster levels of leprachauns.

    *-sadface-* --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Balls