If you think religion is being criticized here; you missed the point. Zappa was merely pointing out in his irreverant way, that Jesus(man, or son of God) would have been repulsed by the sight of humans today. Jesus practiced a pure humanity (and humility) that has become opptional behavior today ... unfortunate. P.S. Frank Zappa did NOT believe in religion.
Can you all stop talking about God and Jesus, who's right and who's wrong, who's going to Heaven or Hell, and enjoy the song and the genius behind it?
@fatbuckeltube i may be ignorant about frank zappa, this is the first song i've heard by him and the song is certainly "special". but i assure you i'm no fool.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - who watches everything you do. And he has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he has a special place, full of fire and anguish, where he will send you to suffer 'til the end of time! But He loves you ! ...and He needs money! He's all-powerful and wise, but can't handle money! Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! -- George Carlin
I'll say it again: "RELIGION is like a penis; it is fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it...but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats!"
abraham linkoln (0% authority and not the prez, idiots)
@SpeedOfDark186Kmps sure, if you want to call every attempt at influencing somebody or having a message, propaganda. then propaganda pretty much loses its meaning.
frank was a catholic dominus vosbiscum et com spirit tu tuo wont you eat my sleazy pancakes just for saintly alphonso they said that about 20 times in the old latin mass it means the lord be with you and with your spirit check out saint alphonsos pancake breakfast
Wow! So televangelists do not represent Christianity very well? How profound. This is really cutting edge stuff. Before this video was made, it had never occurred to anybody that televangelists do not represent Christianity very well. Bravo! Frank Zappa is a visionary and a genius. I bet he is in heaven right now telling super clever fart jokes to Jesus Christ and Benjamin Franklin.
@dmh497 This song is not about Christians as a whole, it is about three individuals who used Christianity to steal money form people. Zappa never says all Christians are like televangelists, he does however state that "If you let those T.V preachers make a monkey out of you, Jesus will think you're a jerk, and it would be true." Don't take the Bakker's thievery personally (as a Christian). Unless that is you gave them money for a stay in that crazy hotel and never got to go...
Finally, someone who gets, thats why I as a non-religious christian (odd as that may sound.) am not offended by Franky...i think he's hilarious and true at the same time.
@dmh497 Zappa was fearful of the US becoming a theocracy. Grounds for such fears have only increased - enormously in fact - over the last 20 years. Frank was making a solid effort at preventing such a nightmare.
it said that his daughters got him drunk and had sex with him. according to the bible the father had no clue. it never says anywhere that god was happy with it. incest is frowned upon because of the side effects it brings to the baby. with some sort of divine intervention it's possible that he made it so the babies were healthy so it was possible to repopulate. this is why i can't stand people judging the bible, they always take things WAY out of context.
@YngwieAteMe Maybe it would be better if you didn't try to make excuses for impossible events in the bible.
and why shouldn't the bible be judged if a couple of billion people use it as a 'moral compass'? oh and please tell me in what context stoning unruly children and homosexuals to death is okay?
impossible events based on what? to prove that those events are impossible you must disprove the existence of a god and the only thing i have ever heard as a response to this is basically "it's possible that god exists so he doesn't" which is completely hypocritical coming from the people that it does. it shouldn't be judged morally because whenever it is it's just idiots that don't know how to read or comprehend the bible trying to look smart.
@YngwieAteMe when i mean impossible i mean to say iv never seen any evidence for any of the metaphysical claims put forward by christians. thus my default position became to reject these in the same boat as palm reading and astrology which are demonstrably false. "it's possible that god exists but he doesn't" iv never heard anyone say this. you're warping the common 'its possible but i see no evidence in favour of it'.
continuing: hypothetically speaking, if god does exist and it's the god of the bible and he made marriage for a man and woman and noyhing else then stoning homosexuals to prevent corruption wouldn't be morally wrong would it? stoning unruly children was done to prevent them from being unruly adults (several places you can go from there, you get the picture). it changed when jesus came and the methods for salvation were different. take it in the proper context.
@YngwieAteMe don't be so audacious to assert that all criticisms of the bible are invalid and made by "idiots that don't know how to read or comprehend the bible" this is baseless and crude. as a modern system of ethics it fails even the simplest of trials - condoms in africa for example. your's is just one reading of the bible, some people may use mark 5:17 to do these things. killing of anyone anywhere for their sexual or rebellious nature has never been okay.
"when i mean impossible i mean to say iv never seen any evidence for any of the metaphysical claims put forward by christians" just because you haven't found evidence for something doesn't mean that it's impossible. i have never found any evidence of chocolate covered octopuses, but that doesn't mean that nobody has ever tried that.
@YngwieAteMe if i were to claim there were a teapot floating in saturn's rings it can't be absolutely proven incorrect. here lays the problem - you can't prove something doesn't exist when it comes right down to it. I shouldn't have said impossible - i'll concede to that. but then on top of this basic truth you assert that your holy book is correct, just because it can't be *proven* to the contrary is what i deem a null hypothesis.
continuing: i say that people shouldn't judge bible morally for that reason because it's true and on top of that, they seem to have a superiority complex whenever they speak of immorality in the bible. like they totally know everything and that everyone else is wrong, even if you blatantly prove them wrong. i have never seen somebody judging the bible morally that wasn't a. a pretentious douche or b. someone that just has no clue what they're talking about.
continuing again: "killing of anyone anywhere for their sexual or rebellious nature has never been okay." this is what i'm talking about with the "no clue what you're talking about" part. there are plenty of books on these things, you should read them.
@YngwieAteMe there are plenty of books on these things, you should read them.
and you call me a pretentious douche with no clue?
there are arguments to be found for the opposition which are objective and don't require me to surrender my reason to "divine intervention" every time the bible got something (like genetics) completely wrong.
i'm not basing these things on facts, im basing it on what's possible and how it isn't morally wrong. incest is wrong, but it was the daughter's fault that it happened, not the fathers and you obviously haven't read the bible if you complain that god didn't stop incest from happening (it's a very simple concept near the beginning of the bible... well, actually it's quite controversial, but that's irrelevant).
@YngwieAteMe and im going to say nothing more about the morality of the bible to you because we view it through different scopes thus can't see it in the same light. however i have read the bible almost cover to cover and find it insulting that you assume i'm ignorant of the text because i disagree with you.
lying or schizophrenic? Jesus made people see things, not vice versa. i would have ended this on a nicer note if it weren't for that completely idiotic statement., but fuck you and the cunt you came out of.
@YngwieAteMe its like the most likely explanation imo. he of course must have had some some good rhetorical arguing skills and some friends and family to back up (or maybe, in the case of his mother, make up) the story for him.
I can summarize your post in two words; Assertion, Ad-hominem.
it's a well accepted fact that Jesus existed and he had many disciples. these are random plucked off the streets. you can't convince such a large amount of people to abandon their way of life and convince them to follow you by making them believe that you are God with good arguing skills. on top of that, they were crucified for spreading the gospel and willingly died for the message that they were spreading. you're logic is poopoo.
@YngwieAteMe well actually, there are no other historical documents of the time which even mention JC. The Bible is the ONLY ONE.
And you can convince people you are a holy man if you'r clever and your listener naive enough - Jim Jones, Joseph Smith etc... Your logic is flawed, not mine. its quite possible he did exist..... he would have had to be a decent magician too. there were plenty of other guys preaching a the time, jesus is just the only one who managed to make it big.
@YngwieAteMe oh and the amount of people who were said to have followed Jesus at the time is really not that big when you consider more recent mental cases like Joseph Smith.
not that the number of people who believe in something has any bearing on the facts of course...
really? paul's letters date only 15 years after jc's death and if any of it was made up then there would be documents found by now saying so. there are thousands of documents of the gospel dating very soon after jesus' death and those are somehow argued over, yet there are around 7 documents on plato and the earliest copies were written over a thousand years after his death and it's taught in schools. am i the only one that sees the problem here?
@YngwieAteMe yeah, pauls letters are in the new testament? the main point i was trying to make was that there are no other documents of the time mentioning JC.
¨and if any of it was made up then there would be documents found by now saying so.¨ wrong, stop being silly. the fact that there are not conflicting documents does not qualify the bibles account! the only thing that could is that pesky thing called EVIDENCE.
@YngwieAteMe the fact that we don´t know wether plato or socrates et al. really existed does not really matter because its philosophy oh, and non of them claimed to be the son of god - thats pretty important too. the reasons we are taught about them in school is because whoever wrote it made some really good (and, admittedly, bad) observations. Athens>Jerusalem IMO.
yeah, it's pointless to go on, but plato is also a part of history and a crucially important figure. the fact that those documents were not questioned is shocking to me. hell, take alexander the great as well. the earliest documents known were written over 400 years after his death, but people find that trustworthy and it's taught in schools. that's pure history right there too. i digress though, no need to continue.
@YngwieAteMe Im in Vietnam for the next month so we might as well end this conversation now. unless you have something really profound that you´ve been waiting to add?
continuing: i can use the "divine intervention" excuse because despite the fact that it seems like an excuse, given the circumstances in which these things happen, it's not ridiculous to assume that if the god of the bible does exist that he did interfere. hell, mary was supposedly a virgin when she was pregnant, it wouldn't be the only time where divine intervention was implied.
@YngwieAteMe Well I suppose if you admit that this has no basis in fact, only in faith, and that the ramblings of your (lying or possibly schizophrenic IMO) "saviour" can not be qualified with reason then I have nothing further to say......
40 dislikes....I like it......Dumb all over ? I was watchin this family from God knows!!
On the TV the westboro baptist Church bollocks ,but i found them to be hilarious ...They really believe in there shit....Frank would of loved them ....Only in America...I for one feel sorry for religious fanatics ...I think i am a good person ...Will i go to heaven..Not according to them lot...Which book should i believe in...??????
it's not really anti-christian at all. you're completely misunderstanding the point of the song. i doubt frank was christian though. how christian can you be when you make songs called "i promise not to cum in you mouth?"
really, and where does it say that it's okay to fuck your daughter in the bible? verse please. in any case, fucking your wife is fine, but saying fuck is a sin for whatever reason. it's more how you say it i guess.
he was more like a great thinker than an artist but he happened to be a great artist as well ... the thing is , people like this never go into actual politics because they are disgusted by it
Yet to see a Frank Zappa fan or video with adequate English skills to spell rather simple words correctly or form coherent sentences. That sums up this shit to me thankyou very much.
@qwertyuiopdan1 Then consider me the representative. I'm probably five or six notches above the others, so if you really don't enjoy the music, I'm curious as to know why?
I am a serious Frank Zappa fan and my proclivity for using sesquipedalian words knows no satiety. Also, the words thank and you are distinct. Anyone who describes Zappa as shit must have the IQ of a retarded newt.
UMM U ALL ACT LIKE U KNEW HIM ,,WELL I DID HE WENT TO HS WHERE I FROM LANCASTER CAL ..AND HE DATED MY OLDER SISTER ..HE WASNT A STONER OR EVEN ALL THAT TALENTED HE WAS MILDEY FUNNY (IN SMALL DOSES) I WATCHED HIM IN HIS GARAGE PLAYING DAYS , IWASNT IMPRESSED AND HAVE TO SAy altough he did wel lfor himself its just like all weird Al or that ilk boring after 10 mins
Where O where has my little dog (Keith) gone? O Where O where can he be? With his lies cut short, and his assertions plain wrong, O where O where is he?
More specifically, Frank seized on the Jim Bakker sex scandal (sucking prong part-time), and the associated theme park fraud leading to Jim and Tammy getting thrown out of their own little corner of the Xtian Industrial Complex (PTL CLUB), as the vultures (their peers) circled looking to take the wealth (in the name of the Lord, of course). He also touches on the fact that this very organized, very political group of dangerous people tend to vote (R), and this makes them even more dangerous
@Daedalus294 It is Zappa being Zappa. He lampoons everyone. In this specific episode, he takes on the fascist "Xtian Industrial Complex" (I'll coin a new term and acronym, the XIC), including Tammy Faye, Jimbo, Pat Robertson, and the rest of the hypocritical Hee Haw gang. It's about con men, who latch onto the XIC because the followers are generally GULLIBLE people, seeking to be controlled, and pay massive bucks for the pleasure.
@Daedalus294 Zappa merely uses humor to inform the rest of the world who might happen to hear his little ditty, just how stupid and dangerous these people are... both the "leaders" (church) and the followers (victims) are. The leaders, the Ted Haggards, the Fartwells, the Robertsons of the world are dangerous because they make money feeding people tripe for guaranteed "salvation", while preaching intolerance and hatred for the most part. The victims? Waiving the right to think is dangerous.
@Daedalus294 Frank specifically wrote and performed this song during a venue on the day of voter registration. He basically through out the entire show was basically making fun of both political parties. Frank often wrote material that showed the humor in all walks of life. This LP " Broadway the Hardway" was fantastic and I highly recommend you getting if you're a Zappa fan.
@lastdaysguitar is nothing more than a dime-a-sozen variety snake oil salesman. He reminds me of another YouTube preacher... Shane Lee of Savannah Georgia. You hear or read the similarities here: watch?v=VKjeAE8wbGE , and on Shane's other vids. Shane and Keith Schwartz are both failures in the game of life, who both understand the power that fairy tale religions hold over minds even weaker than their own... and have figured out how to exploit "god" for their own purposes. Nothing more... or less
@MongoTheLloyd Con men like these don't actually FOLLOW the word of "god". For example, Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the man of his house, couldn't keep his household under control as the Bible indicates he should... and poof, his wife takes the kid and runs. Keith Schwartz can't leave others alone, and follow in Christ's footsteps; instead, Keith harasses people, using Christ as a half-arsed billy club.
Don't buy turds, from turd salesmen like Keith Schwartz. Ask Rhonda.
@MongoTheLloyd Con men like these don't actually FOLLOW the word of "god". For example, Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the man of his house, couldn't keep his household under control as the Bible indicates he should... and poof, his wife takes the kid and runs. Keith Schwartz can't leave others alone, and follow in Christ's footsteps; instead, Keith harasses people, using Christ as a half-arsed billy club. Don't buy turds from turd salesmen like ol' "hey you kids, get off my grass" Keith.
@MongoTheLloyd Personally, I would LOVE to hear Rhonda's version of events. RHONDA SCHWARTZ, if you are reading this, do feel free to contact me. I'd love to hear why you dumped Keith. Was it the untrimmed shrubbery? Perhaps the fake business operating from the house? Maybe the psycho-religious ranting got to be too much for you? Or, did he pull a Ted Haggard? Do tell!
@MrTrailhound Do unto others, and all that. Whatever floats the boat. Seinfeld and Prozac, huh? Add a rum and coke and it sounds like you are ready for a fabulous night. Got any extra for Keith?
IU wonder why Keith is being so cowardly. Right now, he is in the process of deleting his own posts, the REAL BAD ONES.... and some that he didn't delete, he has marked as spam. I guess he doesn't know that I have already copied the entirety of the text for the last 3 days to my PC, including those posts he has cowardly deleted.
What's the matter, you CYBERSTALKER? Can't stand by your own bad words? If they were SO dishonorable that you now must delete them, you shouldn't have posted them.
Hmmm.... he must be talking to that attorney he keeps in the top drawer of his nightstand! Perhaps. No wonder why Rhonda divorced him in 1998, and took the kid. Perhaps that is why Keith has turned into this bitter, bitter man. Perhaps. Perhaps the 2009 COLA increase to his child support had something to do with his extreme bitterness to all that do not think like him. Rhonda clwarly made the right choice.
For any watching this bit of fun... here is what Keith sent me via message:
MSG #1: legal action - I am contacting my company lawyer to prepare to contact Youtube to get your information, the initial charges will include cyberstalking and slander. You had better hope I can't find out who you are.. Keith Schwartz
@MongoTheLloyd AND MSG #2 from Keith - your mouth. I just spoke with my lawyer - add one more area I could charge you if I so choose: blackmail. Turns out threatening to contact folks to slander someone "or else" is a form of blackmail. I hope you've got some money to make this worth my while - we'll be checking into that. Keith Schwartz
Don't be a Mr. Bungles, like ol' Keith Schwartz. Keith is a CYBERSTALKER and a TROLL... who uses his "religion" as a weapon... since his "god" didn't provide him a mind to waste. Keith should have STOPPED STALKING people, as requested. Keith should have followed YOUTUBE'S clear, repeated recommendations to not put his personal info on YouTube, as he did do.
Don't be a Mr. Bungles, like Keith Schwartz. And remember to wash your hands before you eat!!
Jesus thinks Keith is a jerk. Now Jesus KNOWS what we know... that Keith Schwartz is a jerk.
Please... applause is completely unnecessary... although I really don't mind too much! I take requests.... and am here all week. Tip your waitress!! They work hard for the money!!
Now, go away Keith. You are exposed. You are a cyberstalker who uses your supposed religious beliefs as a weapon to harass and harm others with. You can't do it anymore. Not here on this thread. Goodbye. Good riddance. If YouTube is smart, they will heed the complaints about you. Everyone here should complaIn about Keith to YouTube, should he choose to continue stalking and harassing people. If you need help figuring out how, let me know.
Ok people. Here is the scoop about the CYBERSTALKER and TROLL, Keith Schartz of St. Paul Minnesota. I WAS CORRECT. He operates his little one person Wise Tech business out of HIS HOME, where he also operates "Awakens the Dawn Ministries Inc". While Keith wants you to think he is a CEO, with attys on staff to defend him from pathetic online disputes of his own creation... it, like Keith, and like the religion Keith farts at everyone, is all a FRAUD. A fake.
It was slightly amusing that on WISE Tech LLC's website, if one could call it that, the COMIC font was used. No kidding. How appropriate. I could not have selected a better choice than that.
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Jesus wept. Indeed. Jesus is saying, "Hey Keith, get off my side!!! You embarrass me". Any bets that this "business" operates out of Keith's home?
I hope that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota will post the comments of this supposed attorney that works for the company that supposedly employs, after this "attorney" reads Keith's ramblings and threats. Man, I would just love to be a fly on the wall Yet, Wise Tech LLC barely has a website. One page made by someone who doesn't know html, with what, two links? Yeah. I am sure that on-staff attorney will be contacting me soon... from Keith's one-man company. (roll eyes here).
@MongoTheLloyd Youtube will not be part of any suit other than to provide evidence as directed by the courts - and your attourneys name is not yet in that evidence.
With every post you show yourself a lying coward and a fake.
But... all this is far beyond the understanding of Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the cyberstalker and troll. Clearly, according to Keith, everyone is wrong and he is right. These delusions are the mark of a sick mind. By my read, I would guess sociopathic, with a good dose of NPD, narcissistic personality disorder. But... that is just a guess, based on the entirety of Keith's mouth-farts posted here. Keith clearly has an addiction, and other issues that any God can't fix. He needs MEDS!
But... you find people like Keith Schwartz all over the midwest. Religious zealots who love a fairy tale more than the country they live in. THAT is why Keith hasn't served anyone but himself. THAT is why people like Keith seek to stand on the shoulders of his own GRANDFATHER, to appear better. If Keith Schwartz isn't standing on his grandfather's service and shoulders, he stands on people like FRANK. Anyone will do, as long as it makes Keith appear liek a better human than he actually is.
Yes... I could tell the Minnesota Twins (Keith, and his sociopathic unwarranted ego) where I served, and when. To what end? He wouldn't understand any of it, never having served himself. He wouldn't know the Air Force from the Marines, or a Ranger unit from a corpsman. I might as well tell my dog. At least the dog is smart enough, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, to shut up when he is told to. My dog was raised right. Keith wasn't. Clearly. Bet Grandpa is proud his service is a pawn.
I will be back later. I need to bathe the STINK of Keith Schwartz of St. Paul, Minnesota off of me for now. Stupid smells SO bad when one isn't used to it, like me. Yet, if you were Keith's wife, you would have to be used to it by now. I wouldn't be surprised if she still can't take it though. It is quite bad. Like a rancid deviled-egg-fart... mixed with a heavy dose of "Good fake Christ you are stupid".
Jesus KNOWS that Keith Schwartz is a jerk. I imagibne he is being disowned, as we speak. Even Jesus doesn't want that brand of idiocy associated with him. He was already hung out to dry one by idiots... he doesn't need to be again by Keith Schwartz
@MongoTheLloyd Did you know that your attack against me - not on my religion, but directly against me because of my expression of my religion in this forum is also a hate crime in the USA?
@lastdaysguitar The Consituition I swore to protect and defend, and that I actually spent time in uniform serving... it protects my speech. I wouldn't expect fascists like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul, Minnesota to get it. After all, the closest he ever got to serving anyone but himself, was his Grandfather's service. So.... Keith should go file his lawsuits and criminal charges.... and go have a good cry already.
@lastdaysguitar My DD-214 says otherwise... as do my lifetime memeberships in the VFW and DAV say otherwise. Yet, you can't force a moron to accept truth. Especially one like ol' frank-hating Keith Schwartz, who posts his private info online, and then blames others for it. Grandpa should have handed down some character to poor Keith. Clearly, someone peed in his gene pool.
You know people... I saw a good definition of cowardice that applies to ol' Keith Schwartz, the 52 year old cretin from St. Paul Minnesota here. I quote "Cowardice - the refusal to do what is right (as in leaving folks alone); a coward is one who chooses selfish comfort or ignorance (questioning others' service from a distance) over actions and deeds that good, true, and right, even when those deeds are difficult or frightening (like actually serving in the military).
@lastdaysguitar ... and lastly, since I have a life, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, and I have things to do right now... I'd like to point out that I give name, rank and serial number to foreign military, in the case of capture. I don't give it to some sociopathic numbskull who admittedly never served his country, and who uses his granddad's service as siome measure of himself. Cowards who do stuff like that aren't entitled to much of anything, except being mocked openly.
@lastdaysguitar Keith Schwartz, if'n he actually needs my info, should simply get it from my attorney... through YouTube.... as he has threatened.
I don't talk to CYBERSTALKERS and people like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, who harass people online, and I certainly don't offer personal info to idiotic trolls who can't control their OWN personal information, even when instructed via video and written instructions by YouTube.
@MongoTheLloyd Your calling me a cyberstalker has a name - I think it's called projection - transferrance or something like that. anyway you are a sad crazy coward who cannot admit that there IS a Creator God, and He came to earth in the flesh as Jesus Christ of Nazereth, He died on a cross to pay the just punishment for your sins and mine, and was buried and after 3 days rose again to life and after a time was witnessed ascending into heaven by over 500 people.
@lastdaysguitar Yeah yeah yeah. And the Easter Bunny farts out eggs for all the good children... and Santa knows that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the supposed martial arts instructor who works for WISE, where he has attorneys on-call to deal with the YouTube disputes of his own make (roll eyes here)... that Keith has been bad, so he'll get nothing for Xmas.... and last but not least, Passover... the holiday that his wife wishes would mean she passed-over Keith, and found a real man.
@MongoTheLloyd and yes.... the pounding poor ol' Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota insisted on taking just now... it would be referred to by the younger crowd as a, now what was that word again? Ah. Yes. He was PWN'ed.
(It wasn'[t hard. Keith Schwartz, the 52 year old "rocket scientist because my granddad was one" did most of the work).
FREE CLUE: DO NOT POST PERSONAL INFO ON YOUTUBE... especially when you are a no-account troll like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota.
Free clue: These posts don't evaporate in a week. They stay here... and can be found via "the Google". That's right. So... say a few years from now as Keith tries to seek employment (because clearly he must not be employed now), this will all pop up in a search.... so that prospective employers... or businesses seeking to do business with him... or anyone else searching... yes, they will find out about ol' Keith and his harassment of others online. They'll see how petulant he is.
Jesus thinks Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota (as Keith himself revealed via his own links to his YouTube channel to his MYSPACE accounts prove) is a JERK. Even Jesus would not post his personal information on YouTube! "Blessed are the intelligent.... for they will NOT be made to look stupid online when confronted with their own poor behavior" - Jesus Horatio Hornblower Christ, 0001 A.D.
Man... I wonder if Keith Schwartz' family and friends knows that he stalks and harrasses people online. WWJD? He wouldn't be stalking people on a Frank Zappa video, now would he? No. He would be representing his God with dignity. He would lead by example. Yet, you just can't expect someone who uses Grandpa's supposed service to the country as some measure of their own service, to get it, can you? Of course not.
@MongoTheLloyd I noticed you've said nothing about atheism for awhile - did you know that JESUS IS LORD? HE IS! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!
Be back in a bit people... I have to cobntact YouTube about the cyberstalking and trolling that this clown has been doing now for some time it seems. I will be back!
@lastdaysguitar Yeah? How about the people at WISE Tech. Think that those employees know about your online TROLLING activities, there Keith? Think they would respect you once they read it? C'mon Keith. You could hardly spend your days hypocritically insulting Zappa fans, and trolling the internet, with such important jobs like you claim to have.
@MongoTheLloyd YES, everyone knows I am a CHRISTIAN with no fear at all of stupid twits like you, Jesus goes before me in everything. Regarding your cyber stalking, know that you have already violated youtube terms of use & I could have your channel shut down at any point... of course you are a zero-video troll so that doesn't matter much, as you are not even worth the effort - I've clearly already won the debate from the outset, hence your desperation tactics rather than clear logic.
@lastdaysguitar blahblahblah. Yeah. Everyone knows you are an Xtian,. Do they know you are a stalker and a troll, whio sits here on Zappa's videos, farting out your drivel in the most childish of manners? No? They will. Go cry to youtube, you punk. If you don't want peole to know who you are, perhaps you should not post it. THAT'S RIGHT, you yourself linked your own personal info right to your own youtube page. You can't blame ME or youtube because you are a fucking moron.
@MongoTheLloyd Haven't you read your youtube mail? I've got nothing to hide or fear, you however do - as you've already committed defamation and blackmail (i.e.: your nazi threats of "silence, or else") all the evidence to prosecute I need is convieniently located right here on this thread.
All your pathetic unAmerican & an old Nazi tactic threats do is show the indefensability of your illogical atheisting stance. That didn't stop my grandpa, it won't stop me either.
@lastdaysguitar No. I forwarded your rubbish to mhy attorney, as I logged on. I have no ned to read your tripe son. Yeah? Your grandpa, huh. Amusing you have to go so far back in your family stump to find actual service to your own country. I don't. Regardless, punk, have your attorney contact me. I'll be waiting. Until then, FOAD loser. Glad to see you are so upset!!!! Man, that just made my day!!!! Imagine what it will be like when all this comes out public! Bet wifey is soooo proud!
@lastdaysguitar And.... to keep you from STALKING ME further, sending me unwanted and unsolicited crap, I blocked you. I hated to do it... but you just left me NO choice whatsover, son.
@MongoTheLloyd Your desperate and pathetic attamepts to get me to stop only prove more to everyone watching what a sick and twisted lifestyle atheism is. Thanks for helping me to show people the difference between light and dark.
@lastdaysguitar As to tyour accusations of "cyberstalking", do you feel stalked, son? Perhaps you know now how YOUR activities here on YouTube are affecting others, from what I have seen. Have your attorney contact me. I will inform him about the old "unclean hands" defense. That's right. You can't sit here, CONTRIBUTING to a problem by trolling, and then sue someone when they respond. Your case will be thrown out. Imagine that. A CHRISTIAN, WITH UNCLEAN HANDS. Commonplace.
@MongoTheLloyd Who is "me"? Please advise if you have the guts. I'd really like to know. I've allready talked to my lawer and I can say whatever I want about "MongoTheLloyd" - YOU on the other hand really put your foot in it by violating youtube terms of use and cyber harassment... it's all in this thread.
@lastdaysguitar Still STALKING me? Why? You are causing me GREAT FEAR!!!!!!!!! I am contacting YOuTube RIGHT NOW!!!!
Have your attorney get it from my attorney! We both have the guts. But, info isn't free.... unless so stupid cretin troll happens to put it alll up online, linked to their myspace and YouTube accounts, for all to see, as they troll and stalk, violating YouTube's Terms of Service. I will let YouTube know as well! :)
Have your attorney get it. My attorney awaits.... with a countersuit tort for libel.... and the UNCLEAN HANDS defense for the rest. We are waiting. In the meantime, I am addressing your stalking through YouTube. I'll get to the rest in a bit.
@MongoTheLloyd libel requires use of a legal IDENTITY dummy! Unless your legal name is MongoTheLloyd I can say anything to you with impunity from libel.
@lastdaysguitar Your grasp of law is as thin as your grasp on reality. It also applies to ANY assumed identity, provided that that identity has been used for some time, and that I can be identified with it. I have and I can. Have your attorney contacvt my attorney.
NOW STOP STALKING ME!!!! I have stated repeatedly that I do not want to talk to you. STOP STALKING!!!!
@lastdaysguitar Wow. The stalker has a dilemma, for sure. Guess his whole plan of attack is failing. Not surprised, from someone who never served his country in uniform. People like him easily fart out terms like cowardice, while sitting safely in their homes, secured by others. I find it all laughable. Perhaps the next time the STALKER picks a victim, he should find one dumber than he is. it will be hard, and choices limited, since there are few dumber. Good luck with that.
@MongoTheLloyd Why do you keep writing to me? Oh yeah - you are insincere too.
So far your quality traits even embarass the atheists - and that is a hard group to embarass.
And there are many ways to serve your country - I serve my country every day.
Now, answer: how I am supposed to contact your attourney as you've requested if you blocked me and won't provide a name? You should consider this as it'll save you money in the long run if we settle out of court.
@lastdaysguitar Uh... nobody is "writing" to him. Please.... someone.... explain to the STALKER that YouTube generates auto-messages that CAN BE TURNED OFF IN ONE'SPREFERENCES, should that person be smart enough to hit the right button. You can't expect that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul MN would be smart enough to know the difference between ME sending him a direct message, and YouTube sending him one. After all, HE POSTED HIS OWN PERSONAL INFO all over the internet, linked to YouTube. Real smart!
@lastdaysguitar I haven't spoken to Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota directly, since it became evident that he was STALKING me!!!!! I don't understand why someone who lacks character so much that he throws up his Grandfather's service in uniform as some half-arsed measurement of himself, feelsl the need to STALK veterans who DID have the courage, unlike Keith, to raise their hands, swear an oath, and serve their country.
Well, nobody ever accused Keith Schwartz of having character.
@MongoTheLloyd and you know what? Nobody WILL ever accuse Keith Schwartz of St. Paul MN of having character. Not his fake God. Not his own Grandpa, who gets used as a pawn in an argument. Not even his own family.
@lastdaysguitar MongoTheLloyd isn't from the midwest. MongoTheLloyd is far too smart to post his personal information on YouTube, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota. Keith Schwartz is a Mr. Bungles. He had all the info at his fingertips. YouTuibe provided him with VIDEOS and INSTRUCTIONS to not post his private info online. Yet, Keith Schwartz just didn't get it.
Well, you can't expect people who believe in fairy tales to be smart enough to actually READ instructions or WATCH videos.
@lastdaysguitar I learned long ago, when faced off with an idiot.... don't let idiotic taunting dictate my response. I see no need to change that. Sorry Keith Schwartz hasn't learned life's lessons. Some father he is, raising his inbred little pack of muttonheads to be YouTube trolls.
@lastdaysguitar Oh... well, you'll have to get that from YouTube too. Info isn't free... unless you are an inbred moron who happens to put it online, all over the place, and linking it all right back to his own myspace and YouTube channels, for all to see. I know, you think that FINDING this info equates to stalking. It doesn't. That said, putting it all online DOES equate to utter stupidity.
NOW, STOP STALKING ME!!!! I don't wish to talk to you!!!!
This song never ceases to crack me up. Zappa was a monster....just a sharp-minded man and composer....
Sad that America never gives him his due.
7Beyonder 1 week ago
@4:35....closer than I want to think
jk1802 1 week ago
how relevant
nymets071087 3 weeks ago
If you think religion is being criticized here; you missed the point. Zappa was merely pointing out in his irreverant way, that Jesus(man, or son of God) would have been repulsed by the sight of humans today. Jesus practiced a pure humanity (and humility) that has become opptional behavior today ... unfortunate. P.S. Frank Zappa did NOT believe in religion.
lizzy11291950 3 weeks ago
i think this will make a great christmass song, lots of people being hypocritical bastards
wesleyboonus 1 month ago
Can you all stop talking about God and Jesus, who's right and who's wrong, who's going to Heaven or Hell, and enjoy the song and the genius behind it?
God!
theclassicrockkid95 1 month ago
serious? is this actually a song? dont combine religious fanatics and no musical talent-
UjioSatashi 1 month ago
@UjioSatashi No musical talent? you are a fool.
fatbuckeltube 1 month ago in playlist Zappa
@fatbuckeltube i may be ignorant about frank zappa, this is the first song i've heard by him and the song is certainly "special". but i assure you i'm no fool.
UjioSatashi 3 weeks ago
@UjioSatashi What is so off about this song? Who is messing up their part? Who is out of key? I don't hear a damn thing wrong with this song.
mudjunky78 22 hours ago
46 people missed the like button.
tattoohippie1 1 month ago
Listens to the music: "whoa! great!"
reads comments: "WTF"
federicoaxis 1 month ago
Frank Zappa, a pure genius, musically, lyrically, in every way. We miss you Frank and we're so glad you left us so much great work!
timmmahhhh 1 month ago
This isn't even a song, it's seven minutes of soapboxing with random noise in the background.
Shadow1798 1 month ago
@Shadow1798 Its supposed to be ridiculous. Have you heard any of Frank Zappa's other works?
mudjunky78 22 hours ago
I love this man
TheMikee71 1 month ago
this one is a true masterpiece
Doyalwcheese 1 month ago
@dosad1 This is filled with references to what was happening in 1988, if that helps.
unclemeat1977 1 month ago
this is just stupid. i dont get it at all.
dosad1 2 months ago
@dosad1 Jesus thinks you're a jerk
welcome2myhell 1 month ago
@dosad1 go buy the new Justin Bieber release, you might get that!
Photon123451 1 month ago
@dosad1 think harder...
adammbowman 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I want that Titties & Beer T-shirt
effinjim 2 months ago
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man - who watches everything you do. And he has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he has a special place, full of fire and anguish, where he will send you to suffer 'til the end of time! But He loves you ! ...and He needs money! He's all-powerful and wise, but can't handle money! Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! -- George Carlin
MrGuitarjones 2 months ago 43
@MrGuitarjones there are rules to gravity asshole
Doyalwcheese 1 month ago
@MrGuitarjones It's santa
bgumbyguitar 3 weeks ago
@MrGuitarjones George Carlin is my hero
pulpit28 3 weeks ago
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I'll say it again: "RELIGION is like a penis; it is fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it...but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats!"
abraham linkoln (0% authority and not the prez, idiots)
mhogjones 2 months ago
That finger movement was just AWESOME. I want to do thgat too.
Jmjager1 2 months ago
This song is is just another version of propaganda.
SpeedOfDark186Kmps 3 months ago
@SpeedOfDark186Kmps sure, if you want to call every attempt at influencing somebody or having a message, propaganda. then propaganda pretty much loses its meaning.
jfleminator 2 months ago
@SpeedOfDark186Kmps Propaganda for what?
mudjunky78 22 hours ago
frank was a catholic dominus vosbiscum et com spirit tu tuo wont you eat my sleazy pancakes just for saintly alphonso they said that about 20 times in the old latin mass it means the lord be with you and with your spirit check out saint alphonsos pancake breakfast
MrLronhoover 3 months ago
Wow! So televangelists do not represent Christianity very well? How profound. This is really cutting edge stuff. Before this video was made, it had never occurred to anybody that televangelists do not represent Christianity very well. Bravo! Frank Zappa is a visionary and a genius. I bet he is in heaven right now telling super clever fart jokes to Jesus Christ and Benjamin Franklin.
dmh497 3 months ago
@dmh497 you're a jerk
zjh8 3 months ago
@dmh497 This song is not about Christians as a whole, it is about three individuals who used Christianity to steal money form people. Zappa never says all Christians are like televangelists, he does however state that "If you let those T.V preachers make a monkey out of you, Jesus will think you're a jerk, and it would be true." Don't take the Bakker's thievery personally (as a Christian). Unless that is you gave them money for a stay in that crazy hotel and never got to go...
Zachfive87 3 months ago 14
@Zachfive87 This
NipplesMagee 2 months ago
@Zachfive87
Finally, someone who gets, thats why I as a non-religious christian (odd as that may sound.) am not offended by Franky...i think he's hilarious and true at the same time.
CCRockit 5 hours ago
@dmh497 Zappa was fearful of the US becoming a theocracy. Grounds for such fears have only increased - enormously in fact - over the last 20 years. Frank was making a solid effort at preventing such a nightmare.
CultureJudge 1 month ago
@CultureJudge
it said that his daughters got him drunk and had sex with him. according to the bible the father had no clue. it never says anywhere that god was happy with it. incest is frowned upon because of the side effects it brings to the baby. with some sort of divine intervention it's possible that he made it so the babies were healthy so it was possible to repopulate. this is why i can't stand people judging the bible, they always take things WAY out of context.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@YngwieAteMe Maybe it would be better if you didn't try to make excuses for impossible events in the bible.
and why shouldn't the bible be judged if a couple of billion people use it as a 'moral compass'? oh and please tell me in what context stoning unruly children and homosexuals to death is okay?
SoGladToKnowYou 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
impossible events based on what? to prove that those events are impossible you must disprove the existence of a god and the only thing i have ever heard as a response to this is basically "it's possible that god exists so he doesn't" which is completely hypocritical coming from the people that it does. it shouldn't be judged morally because whenever it is it's just idiots that don't know how to read or comprehend the bible trying to look smart.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@YngwieAteMe when i mean impossible i mean to say iv never seen any evidence for any of the metaphysical claims put forward by christians. thus my default position became to reject these in the same boat as palm reading and astrology which are demonstrably false. "it's possible that god exists but he doesn't" iv never heard anyone say this. you're warping the common 'its possible but i see no evidence in favour of it'.
SoGladToKnowYou 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
continuing: hypothetically speaking, if god does exist and it's the god of the bible and he made marriage for a man and woman and noyhing else then stoning homosexuals to prevent corruption wouldn't be morally wrong would it? stoning unruly children was done to prevent them from being unruly adults (several places you can go from there, you get the picture). it changed when jesus came and the methods for salvation were different. take it in the proper context.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@YngwieAteMe don't be so audacious to assert that all criticisms of the bible are invalid and made by "idiots that don't know how to read or comprehend the bible" this is baseless and crude. as a modern system of ethics it fails even the simplest of trials - condoms in africa for example. your's is just one reading of the bible, some people may use mark 5:17 to do these things. killing of anyone anywhere for their sexual or rebellious nature has never been okay.
SoGladToKnowYou 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
"when i mean impossible i mean to say iv never seen any evidence for any of the metaphysical claims put forward by christians" just because you haven't found evidence for something doesn't mean that it's impossible. i have never found any evidence of chocolate covered octopuses, but that doesn't mean that nobody has ever tried that.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@YngwieAteMe if i were to claim there were a teapot floating in saturn's rings it can't be absolutely proven incorrect. here lays the problem - you can't prove something doesn't exist when it comes right down to it. I shouldn't have said impossible - i'll concede to that. but then on top of this basic truth you assert that your holy book is correct, just because it can't be *proven* to the contrary is what i deem a null hypothesis.
SoGladToKnowYou 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
continuing: i say that people shouldn't judge bible morally for that reason because it's true and on top of that, they seem to have a superiority complex whenever they speak of immorality in the bible. like they totally know everything and that everyone else is wrong, even if you blatantly prove them wrong. i have never seen somebody judging the bible morally that wasn't a. a pretentious douche or b. someone that just has no clue what they're talking about.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
continuing again: "killing of anyone anywhere for their sexual or rebellious nature has never been okay." this is what i'm talking about with the "no clue what you're talking about" part. there are plenty of books on these things, you should read them.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
@YngwieAteMe there are plenty of books on these things, you should read them.
and you call me a pretentious douche with no clue?
there are arguments to be found for the opposition which are objective and don't require me to surrender my reason to "divine intervention" every time the bible got something (like genetics) completely wrong.
SoGladToKnowYou 1 month ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
i'm not basing these things on facts, im basing it on what's possible and how it isn't morally wrong. incest is wrong, but it was the daughter's fault that it happened, not the fathers and you obviously haven't read the bible if you complain that god didn't stop incest from happening (it's a very simple concept near the beginning of the bible... well, actually it's quite controversial, but that's irrelevant).
YngwieAteMe 4 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe and im going to say nothing more about the morality of the bible to you because we view it through different scopes thus can't see it in the same light. however i have read the bible almost cover to cover and find it insulting that you assume i'm ignorant of the text because i disagree with you.
Happy new year.
SoGladToKnowYou 4 weeks ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
lying or schizophrenic? Jesus made people see things, not vice versa. i would have ended this on a nicer note if it weren't for that completely idiotic statement., but fuck you and the cunt you came out of.
YngwieAteMe 3 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe its like the most likely explanation imo. he of course must have had some some good rhetorical arguing skills and some friends and family to back up (or maybe, in the case of his mother, make up) the story for him.
I can summarize your post in two words; Assertion, Ad-hominem.
SoGladToKnowYou 3 weeks ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
it's a well accepted fact that Jesus existed and he had many disciples. these are random plucked off the streets. you can't convince such a large amount of people to abandon their way of life and convince them to follow you by making them believe that you are God with good arguing skills. on top of that, they were crucified for spreading the gospel and willingly died for the message that they were spreading. you're logic is poopoo.
YngwieAteMe 3 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe well actually, there are no other historical documents of the time which even mention JC. The Bible is the ONLY ONE.
And you can convince people you are a holy man if you'r clever and your listener naive enough - Jim Jones, Joseph Smith etc... Your logic is flawed, not mine. its quite possible he did exist..... he would have had to be a decent magician too. there were plenty of other guys preaching a the time, jesus is just the only one who managed to make it big.
SoGladToKnowYou 3 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe oh and the amount of people who were said to have followed Jesus at the time is really not that big when you consider more recent mental cases like Joseph Smith.
not that the number of people who believe in something has any bearing on the facts of course...
SoGladToKnowYou 3 weeks ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
really? paul's letters date only 15 years after jc's death and if any of it was made up then there would be documents found by now saying so. there are thousands of documents of the gospel dating very soon after jesus' death and those are somehow argued over, yet there are around 7 documents on plato and the earliest copies were written over a thousand years after his death and it's taught in schools. am i the only one that sees the problem here?
YngwieAteMe 2 weeks ago
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@YngwieAteMe yeah, pauls letters are in the new testament? the main point i was trying to make was that there are no other documents of the time mentioning JC.
¨and if any of it was made up then there would be documents found by now saying so.¨ wrong, stop being silly. the fact that there are not conflicting documents does not qualify the bibles account! the only thing that could is that pesky thing called EVIDENCE.
SoGladToKnowYou 2 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe the fact that we don´t know wether plato or socrates et al. really existed does not really matter because its philosophy oh, and non of them claimed to be the son of god - thats pretty important too. the reasons we are taught about them in school is because whoever wrote it made some really good (and, admittedly, bad) observations. Athens>Jerusalem IMO.
SoGladToKnowYou 2 weeks ago
@SoGladToKnowYou
yeah, it's pointless to go on, but plato is also a part of history and a crucially important figure. the fact that those documents were not questioned is shocking to me. hell, take alexander the great as well. the earliest documents known were written over 400 years after his death, but people find that trustworthy and it's taught in schools. that's pure history right there too. i digress though, no need to continue.
YngwieAteMe 1 week ago
@YngwieAteMe Im in Vietnam for the next month so we might as well end this conversation now. unless you have something really profound that you´ve been waiting to add?
SoGladToKnowYou 2 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe don't blame ya for getting cross....well said!!!....
andymouse123 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@SoGladToKnowYou
continuing: i can use the "divine intervention" excuse because despite the fact that it seems like an excuse, given the circumstances in which these things happen, it's not ridiculous to assume that if the god of the bible does exist that he did interfere. hell, mary was supposedly a virgin when she was pregnant, it wouldn't be the only time where divine intervention was implied.
YngwieAteMe 4 weeks ago
@YngwieAteMe Well I suppose if you admit that this has no basis in fact, only in faith, and that the ramblings of your (lying or possibly schizophrenic IMO) "saviour" can not be qualified with reason then I have nothing further to say......
SoGladToKnowYou 4 weeks ago
40 dislikes....I like it......Dumb all over ? I was watchin this family from God knows!!
On the TV the westboro baptist Church bollocks ,but i found them to be hilarious ...They really believe in there shit....Frank would of loved them ....Only in America...I for one feel sorry for religious fanatics ...I think i am a good person ...Will i go to heaven..Not according to them lot...Which book should i believe in...??????
letmeinpleaze 3 months ago
This is excellent; its just as offensive as any anti-christian/satanist black metal ive heard, and thats saying kind of alot.
ChordsFromTheVoid 3 months ago
@ChordsFromTheVoid
it's not really anti-christian at all. you're completely misunderstanding the point of the song. i doubt frank was christian though. how christian can you be when you make songs called "i promise not to cum in you mouth?"
YngwieAteMe 3 months ago
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CultureJudge 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Frank Zappa
@CultureJudge
really, and where does it say that it's okay to fuck your daughter in the bible? verse please. in any case, fucking your wife is fine, but saying fuck is a sin for whatever reason. it's more how you say it i guess.
YngwieAteMe 1 month ago
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CultureJudge 1 month ago
youtube.com/watch?v=5bb2SzKcBFI&feature=colike
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rodcrippler 3 months ago in playlist Más vídeos de slarty7
Congress shall pass no law that abridges the freedom of speech or religion.
BDoctah 3 months ago
he was more like a great thinker than an artist but he happened to be a great artist as well ... the thing is , people like this never go into actual politics because they are disgusted by it
thisonewasinuse 3 months ago 2
Frank got way too into political punditry in the later years for my taste, but the music stayed good, so it's easy for me to ignore the preachiness.
olflatop 3 months ago
Yet to see a Frank Zappa fan or video with adequate English skills to spell rather simple words correctly or form coherent sentences. That sums up this shit to me thankyou very much.
qwertyuiopdan1 3 months ago
@qwertyuiopdan1 Then consider me the representative. I'm probably five or six notches above the others, so if you really don't enjoy the music, I'm curious as to know why?
47smithstreetseries 3 months ago
@qwertyuiopdan1
I am a serious Frank Zappa fan and my proclivity for using sesquipedalian words knows no satiety. Also, the words thank and you are distinct. Anyone who describes Zappa as shit must have the IQ of a retarded newt.
srvgtr 3 months ago
If you listen to this version carefully at 4:35 you'll hear that Frank says "what if BUSH gets in the White house" instead of "PAT."
dreamwad1 3 months ago
UMM U ALL ACT LIKE U KNEW HIM ,,WELL I DID HE WENT TO HS WHERE I FROM LANCASTER CAL ..AND HE DATED MY OLDER SISTER ..HE WASNT A STONER OR EVEN ALL THAT TALENTED HE WAS MILDEY FUNNY (IN SMALL DOSES) I WATCHED HIM IN HIS GARAGE PLAYING DAYS , IWASNT IMPRESSED AND HAVE TO SAy altough he did wel lfor himself its just like all weird Al or that ilk boring after 10 mins
arnoldkevin1 4 months ago
@arnoldkevin1 I wish he dated my sister and I got to watch him in his garage days.
MMAfan1748 3 months ago
EAT SHIT JESUS! ZAPPA AND CHUCK NORRIS TRUE GODS HAHA
MrDERRISSONISRAEL 4 months ago
keep an eye on Rick Perry and the jesus jerk evangilism coming to tv near you
Zappa would of had a field day with all the crap the past decade
Taikomaniac 4 months ago
Where O where has my little dog (Keith) gone? O Where O where can he be? With his lies cut short, and his assertions plain wrong, O where O where is he?
Keith! Here boy! Keith! Heel!
"Arf", he said.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
More specifically, Frank seized on the Jim Bakker sex scandal (sucking prong part-time), and the associated theme park fraud leading to Jim and Tammy getting thrown out of their own little corner of the Xtian Industrial Complex (PTL CLUB), as the vultures (their peers) circled looking to take the wealth (in the name of the Lord, of course). He also touches on the fact that this very organized, very political group of dangerous people tend to vote (R), and this makes them even more dangerous
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
someone please explain the meaning of this song....im missing something here in my interpretation.
Daedalus294 4 months ago
@Daedalus294 It is Zappa being Zappa. He lampoons everyone. In this specific episode, he takes on the fascist "Xtian Industrial Complex" (I'll coin a new term and acronym, the XIC), including Tammy Faye, Jimbo, Pat Robertson, and the rest of the hypocritical Hee Haw gang. It's about con men, who latch onto the XIC because the followers are generally GULLIBLE people, seeking to be controlled, and pay massive bucks for the pleasure.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@Daedalus294 Zappa merely uses humor to inform the rest of the world who might happen to hear his little ditty, just how stupid and dangerous these people are... both the "leaders" (church) and the followers (victims) are. The leaders, the Ted Haggards, the Fartwells, the Robertsons of the world are dangerous because they make money feeding people tripe for guaranteed "salvation", while preaching intolerance and hatred for the most part. The victims? Waiving the right to think is dangerous.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@Daedalus294 Frank specifically wrote and performed this song during a venue on the day of voter registration. He basically through out the entire show was basically making fun of both political parties. Frank often wrote material that showed the humor in all walks of life. This LP " Broadway the Hardway" was fantastic and I highly recommend you getting if you're a Zappa fan.
P0V3RTY09 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar is nothing more than a dime-a-sozen variety snake oil salesman. He reminds me of another YouTube preacher... Shane Lee of Savannah Georgia. You hear or read the similarities here: watch?v=VKjeAE8wbGE , and on Shane's other vids. Shane and Keith Schwartz are both failures in the game of life, who both understand the power that fairy tale religions hold over minds even weaker than their own... and have figured out how to exploit "god" for their own purposes. Nothing more... or less
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Con men like these don't actually FOLLOW the word of "god". For example, Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the man of his house, couldn't keep his household under control as the Bible indicates he should... and poof, his wife takes the kid and runs. Keith Schwartz can't leave others alone, and follow in Christ's footsteps; instead, Keith harasses people, using Christ as a half-arsed billy club.
Don't buy turds, from turd salesmen like Keith Schwartz. Ask Rhonda.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Con men like these don't actually FOLLOW the word of "god". For example, Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the man of his house, couldn't keep his household under control as the Bible indicates he should... and poof, his wife takes the kid and runs. Keith Schwartz can't leave others alone, and follow in Christ's footsteps; instead, Keith harasses people, using Christ as a half-arsed billy club. Don't buy turds from turd salesmen like ol' "hey you kids, get off my grass" Keith.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Personally, I would LOVE to hear Rhonda's version of events. RHONDA SCHWARTZ, if you are reading this, do feel free to contact me. I'd love to hear why you dumped Keith. Was it the untrimmed shrubbery? Perhaps the fake business operating from the house? Maybe the psycho-religious ranting got to be too much for you? Or, did he pull a Ted Haggard? Do tell!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MrTrailhound Sir, I wouldn't think of adding you. Clearly, you can laugh. Isn't that what it's all about?
Cheers!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MrTrailhound Do unto others, and all that. Whatever floats the boat. Seinfeld and Prozac, huh? Add a rum and coke and it sounds like you are ready for a fabulous night. Got any extra for Keith?
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Here is Keith, the 5'9" Judo pro, in action. Watch it folks.... he is a lethal weapon!
watch?v=fa4VStM8Yw8
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
IU wonder why Keith is being so cowardly. Right now, he is in the process of deleting his own posts, the REAL BAD ONES.... and some that he didn't delete, he has marked as spam. I guess he doesn't know that I have already copied the entirety of the text for the last 3 days to my PC, including those posts he has cowardly deleted.
What's the matter, you CYBERSTALKER? Can't stand by your own bad words? If they were SO dishonorable that you now must delete them, you shouldn't have posted them.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Keith!!! Where did he go???
Hmmm.... he must be talking to that attorney he keeps in the top drawer of his nightstand! Perhaps. No wonder why Rhonda divorced him in 1998, and took the kid. Perhaps that is why Keith has turned into this bitter, bitter man. Perhaps. Perhaps the 2009 COLA increase to his child support had something to do with his extreme bitterness to all that do not think like him. Rhonda clwarly made the right choice.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
For any watching this bit of fun... here is what Keith sent me via message:
MSG #1: legal action - I am contacting my company lawyer to prepare to contact Youtube to get your information, the initial charges will include cyberstalking and slander. You had better hope I can't find out who you are.. Keith Schwartz
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd AND MSG #2 from Keith - your mouth. I just spoke with my lawyer - add one more area I could charge you if I so choose: blackmail. Turns out threatening to contact folks to slander someone "or else" is a form of blackmail. I hope you've got some money to make this worth my while - we'll be checking into that. Keith Schwartz
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU CHILLUNS...
Don't be a Mr. Bungles, like ol' Keith Schwartz. Keith is a CYBERSTALKER and a TROLL... who uses his "religion" as a weapon... since his "god" didn't provide him a mind to waste. Keith should have STOPPED STALKING people, as requested. Keith should have followed YOUTUBE'S clear, repeated recommendations to not put his personal info on YouTube, as he did do.
Don't be a Mr. Bungles, like Keith Schwartz. And remember to wash your hands before you eat!!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Jesus thinks Keith is a jerk. Now Jesus KNOWS what we know... that Keith Schwartz is a jerk.
Please... applause is completely unnecessary... although I really don't mind too much! I take requests.... and am here all week. Tip your waitress!! They work hard for the money!!
:)
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
... and Keith should really trim his shrubbery. They are horrendous.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Game.
Set.
Match.
Now, go away Keith. You are exposed. You are a cyberstalker who uses your supposed religious beliefs as a weapon to harass and harm others with. You can't do it anymore. Not here on this thread. Goodbye. Good riddance. If YouTube is smart, they will heed the complaints about you. Everyone here should complaIn about Keith to YouTube, should he choose to continue stalking and harassing people. If you need help figuring out how, let me know.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Ok people. Here is the scoop about the CYBERSTALKER and TROLL, Keith Schartz of St. Paul Minnesota. I WAS CORRECT. He operates his little one person Wise Tech business out of HIS HOME, where he also operates "Awakens the Dawn Ministries Inc". While Keith wants you to think he is a CEO, with attys on staff to defend him from pathetic online disputes of his own creation... it, like Keith, and like the religion Keith farts at everyone, is all a FRAUD. A fake.
Keith should stop harassing people.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
It was slightly amusing that on WISE Tech LLC's website, if one could call it that, the COMIC font was used. No kidding. How appropriate. I could not have selected a better choice than that.
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Jesus wept. Indeed. Jesus is saying, "Hey Keith, get off my side!!! You embarrass me". Any bets that this "business" operates out of Keith's home?
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
I hope that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota will post the comments of this supposed attorney that works for the company that supposedly employs, after this "attorney" reads Keith's ramblings and threats. Man, I would just love to be a fly on the wall Yet, Wise Tech LLC barely has a website. One page made by someone who doesn't know html, with what, two links? Yeah. I am sure that on-staff attorney will be contacting me soon... from Keith's one-man company. (roll eyes here).
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
In the meantime... let's see what ELSE is online about Ol' Keith....
Be back in awhile.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
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@MongoTheLloyd Youtube will not be part of any suit other than to provide evidence as directed by the courts - and your attourneys name is not yet in that evidence.
With every post you show yourself a lying coward and a fake.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
But... all this is far beyond the understanding of Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the cyberstalker and troll. Clearly, according to Keith, everyone is wrong and he is right. These delusions are the mark of a sick mind. By my read, I would guess sociopathic, with a good dose of NPD, narcissistic personality disorder. But... that is just a guess, based on the entirety of Keith's mouth-farts posted here. Keith clearly has an addiction, and other issues that any God can't fix. He needs MEDS!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
But... you find people like Keith Schwartz all over the midwest. Religious zealots who love a fairy tale more than the country they live in. THAT is why Keith hasn't served anyone but himself. THAT is why people like Keith seek to stand on the shoulders of his own GRANDFATHER, to appear better. If Keith Schwartz isn't standing on his grandfather's service and shoulders, he stands on people like FRANK. Anyone will do, as long as it makes Keith appear liek a better human than he actually is.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Yes... I could tell the Minnesota Twins (Keith, and his sociopathic unwarranted ego) where I served, and when. To what end? He wouldn't understand any of it, never having served himself. He wouldn't know the Air Force from the Marines, or a Ranger unit from a corpsman. I might as well tell my dog. At least the dog is smart enough, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, to shut up when he is told to. My dog was raised right. Keith wasn't. Clearly. Bet Grandpa is proud his service is a pawn.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
I will be back later. I need to bathe the STINK of Keith Schwartz of St. Paul, Minnesota off of me for now. Stupid smells SO bad when one isn't used to it, like me. Yet, if you were Keith's wife, you would have to be used to it by now. I wouldn't be surprised if she still can't take it though. It is quite bad. Like a rancid deviled-egg-fart... mixed with a heavy dose of "Good fake Christ you are stupid".
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Just like a stinking coward to leave when a challenge to be honest is extended... you most certainly were no soldier, you LIAR!
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
Jesus KNOWS that Keith Schwartz is a jerk. I imagibne he is being disowned, as we speak. Even Jesus doesn't want that brand of idiocy associated with him. He was already hung out to dry one by idiots... he doesn't need to be again by Keith Schwartz
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
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@MongoTheLloyd Jesus Christ is LORD & KING OF KINGS
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Did you know that your attack against me - not on my religion, but directly against me because of my expression of my religion in this forum is also a hate crime in the USA?
You just keep digging your own grave.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar The Consituition I swore to protect and defend, and that I actually spent time in uniform serving... it protects my speech. I wouldn't expect fascists like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul, Minnesota to get it. After all, the closest he ever got to serving anyone but himself, was his Grandfather's service. So.... Keith should go file his lawsuits and criminal charges.... and go have a good cry already.
STOP STALKING ME!!!!!!!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
You totally worthless lying coward!: YOU NEVER SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF THE US!!!
What a gutless disgrace you bring to all REAL servicemen!
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar My DD-214 says otherwise... as do my lifetime memeberships in the VFW and DAV say otherwise. Yet, you can't force a moron to accept truth. Especially one like ol' frank-hating Keith Schwartz, who posts his private info online, and then blames others for it. Grandpa should have handed down some character to poor Keith. Clearly, someone peed in his gene pool.
He has my sympathies.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Who is "My"?
Answer: a faceless lying coward who is afraid to give his name because then we'd all see how he LIED about serving in the military!
You are a faceless lying coward.
PROVE you are not lying: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND RANK? WHERE DID YOU SERVE?
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
You know people... I saw a good definition of cowardice that applies to ol' Keith Schwartz, the 52 year old cretin from St. Paul Minnesota here. I quote "Cowardice - the refusal to do what is right (as in leaving folks alone); a coward is one who chooses selfish comfort or ignorance (questioning others' service from a distance) over actions and deeds that good, true, and right, even when those deeds are difficult or frightening (like actually serving in the military).
Game. Set. Match.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar ... and lastly, since I have a life, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, and I have things to do right now... I'd like to point out that I give name, rank and serial number to foreign military, in the case of capture. I don't give it to some sociopathic numbskull who admittedly never served his country, and who uses his granddad's service as siome measure of himself. Cowards who do stuff like that aren't entitled to much of anything, except being mocked openly.
:)
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd EVERYONE who is reading this realizes you don't give your name for one reason, and one reason only:
It's because you are a stinking cowardly pissant of a liar, a dishonest fake unable to stand behind anything you say as an actual person.
You've been given a chance to validate some credibility, and not surprisingly, you could NOT.
GAME, SET, MATCH!
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Keith Schwartz, if'n he actually needs my info, should simply get it from my attorney... through YouTube.... as he has threatened.
I don't talk to CYBERSTALKERS and people like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, who harass people online, and I certainly don't offer personal info to idiotic trolls who can't control their OWN personal information, even when instructed via video and written instructions by YouTube.
Just the facts.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
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lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Your calling me a cyberstalker has a name - I think it's called projection - transferrance or something like that. anyway you are a sad crazy coward who cannot admit that there IS a Creator God, and He came to earth in the flesh as Jesus Christ of Nazereth, He died on a cross to pay the just punishment for your sins and mine, and was buried and after 3 days rose again to life and after a time was witnessed ascending into heaven by over 500 people.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Yeah yeah yeah. And the Easter Bunny farts out eggs for all the good children... and Santa knows that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota, the supposed martial arts instructor who works for WISE, where he has attorneys on-call to deal with the YouTube disputes of his own make (roll eyes here)... that Keith has been bad, so he'll get nothing for Xmas.... and last but not least, Passover... the holiday that his wife wishes would mean she passed-over Keith, and found a real man.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd and yes.... the pounding poor ol' Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota insisted on taking just now... it would be referred to by the younger crowd as a, now what was that word again? Ah. Yes. He was PWN'ed.
(It wasn'[t hard. Keith Schwartz, the 52 year old "rocket scientist because my granddad was one" did most of the work).
FREE CLUE: DO NOT POST PERSONAL INFO ON YOUTUBE... especially when you are a no-account troll like Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Who said that?
Oh yeah, the lying coward stink known only as "MongoTheLloyd".
The guy who tried to "pull rank", but could not - because he HAS NONE.
You've pawned yourself fool: it is clear to all that you are a coward.
Now, how do I get my lawyer in touch with yours as you've requested?
I hope you have some money, but I really doubt you do.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
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@MongoTheLloyd I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
You totally worthless lying coward!: YOU NEVER SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF THE US!!!
What a gutless disgrace you bring to all REAL servicemen!
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
Free clue: These posts don't evaporate in a week. They stay here... and can be found via "the Google". That's right. So... say a few years from now as Keith tries to seek employment (because clearly he must not be employed now), this will all pop up in a search.... so that prospective employers... or businesses seeking to do business with him... or anyone else searching... yes, they will find out about ol' Keith and his harassment of others online. They'll see how petulant he is.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Jesus thinks Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota (as Keith himself revealed via his own links to his YouTube channel to his MYSPACE accounts prove) is a JERK. Even Jesus would not post his personal information on YouTube! "Blessed are the intelligent.... for they will NOT be made to look stupid online when confronted with their own poor behavior" - Jesus Horatio Hornblower Christ, 0001 A.D.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Man... I wonder if Keith Schwartz' family and friends knows that he stalks and harrasses people online. WWJD? He wouldn't be stalking people on a Frank Zappa video, now would he? No. He would be representing his God with dignity. He would lead by example. Yet, you just can't expect someone who uses Grandpa's supposed service to the country as some measure of their own service, to get it, can you? Of course not.
;)
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
Well it appears it appears the nameless coward has lost his appetite for the conflict he started. Typical atheistic cowardice.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
Be back in a bit people... I have to cobntact YouTube about the cyberstalking and trolling that this clown has been doing now for some time it seems. I will be back!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Matthew 5:11
"Blessed are you when people insult you and persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Yeah? How about the people at WISE Tech. Think that those employees know about your online TROLLING activities, there Keith? Think they would respect you once they read it? C'mon Keith. You could hardly spend your days hypocritically insulting Zappa fans, and trolling the internet, with such important jobs like you claim to have.
What a loser you are.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
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lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd YES, everyone knows I am a CHRISTIAN with no fear at all of stupid twits like you, Jesus goes before me in everything. Regarding your cyber stalking, know that you have already violated youtube terms of use & I could have your channel shut down at any point... of course you are a zero-video troll so that doesn't matter much, as you are not even worth the effort - I've clearly already won the debate from the outset, hence your desperation tactics rather than clear logic.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar blahblahblah. Yeah. Everyone knows you are an Xtian,. Do they know you are a stalker and a troll, whio sits here on Zappa's videos, farting out your drivel in the most childish of manners? No? They will. Go cry to youtube, you punk. If you don't want peole to know who you are, perhaps you should not post it. THAT'S RIGHT, you yourself linked your own personal info right to your own youtube page. You can't blame ME or youtube because you are a fucking moron.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Haven't you read your youtube mail? I've got nothing to hide or fear, you however do - as you've already committed defamation and blackmail (i.e.: your nazi threats of "silence, or else") all the evidence to prosecute I need is convieniently located right here on this thread.
All your pathetic unAmerican & an old Nazi tactic threats do is show the indefensability of your illogical atheisting stance. That didn't stop my grandpa, it won't stop me either.
Frank thinks you're a jerk
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar No. I forwarded your rubbish to mhy attorney, as I logged on. I have no ned to read your tripe son. Yeah? Your grandpa, huh. Amusing you have to go so far back in your family stump to find actual service to your own country. I don't. Regardless, punk, have your attorney contact me. I'll be waiting. Until then, FOAD loser. Glad to see you are so upset!!!! Man, that just made my day!!!! Imagine what it will be like when all this comes out public! Bet wifey is soooo proud!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar And.... to keep you from STALKING ME further, sending me unwanted and unsolicited crap, I blocked you. I hated to do it... but you just left me NO choice whatsover, son.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Your desperate and pathetic attamepts to get me to stop only prove more to everyone watching what a sick and twisted lifestyle atheism is. Thanks for helping me to show people the difference between light and dark.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar As to tyour accusations of "cyberstalking", do you feel stalked, son? Perhaps you know now how YOUR activities here on YouTube are affecting others, from what I have seen. Have your attorney contact me. I will inform him about the old "unclean hands" defense. That's right. You can't sit here, CONTRIBUTING to a problem by trolling, and then sue someone when they respond. Your case will be thrown out. Imagine that. A CHRISTIAN, WITH UNCLEAN HANDS. Commonplace.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Who is "me"? Please advise if you have the guts. I'd really like to know. I've allready talked to my lawer and I can say whatever I want about "MongoTheLloyd" - YOU on the other hand really put your foot in it by violating youtube terms of use and cyber harassment... it's all in this thread.
You are truly one stupid putz
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Still STALKING me? Why? You are causing me GREAT FEAR!!!!!!!!! I am contacting YOuTube RIGHT NOW!!!!
Have your attorney get it from my attorney! We both have the guts. But, info isn't free.... unless so stupid cretin troll happens to put it alll up online, linked to their myspace and YouTube accounts, for all to see, as they troll and stalk, violating YouTube's Terms of Service. I will let YouTube know as well! :)
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd
Just as I thought - no guts.
Just another demon filled punk that won't stand behind his words with his name.
You are a coward.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Stop STALKING me!!!!! Waaaaaaaahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! Stop!!! Stop you nasty old man! Why are you stalking me????
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
Have your attorney get it. My attorney awaits.... with a countersuit tort for libel.... and the UNCLEAN HANDS defense for the rest. We are waiting. In the meantime, I am addressing your stalking through YouTube. I'll get to the rest in a bit.
:)
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd libel requires use of a legal IDENTITY dummy! Unless your legal name is MongoTheLloyd I can say anything to you with impunity from libel.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Your grasp of law is as thin as your grasp on reality. It also applies to ANY assumed identity, provided that that identity has been used for some time, and that I can be identified with it. I have and I can. Have your attorney contacvt my attorney.
NOW STOP STALKING ME!!!! I have stated repeatedly that I do not want to talk to you. STOP STALKING!!!!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd How can I "have my attourney contact your attourney" as you've requested if you've blocked me and won't tell me your name?
Oh yeah, you are a lying devious punk coward.
I forgot that for a second.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Wow. The stalker has a dilemma, for sure. Guess his whole plan of attack is failing. Not surprised, from someone who never served his country in uniform. People like him easily fart out terms like cowardice, while sitting safely in their homes, secured by others. I find it all laughable. Perhaps the next time the STALKER picks a victim, he should find one dumber than he is. it will be hard, and choices limited, since there are few dumber. Good luck with that.
STOP STALKING!!!!!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Why do you keep writing to me? Oh yeah - you are insincere too.
So far your quality traits even embarass the atheists - and that is a hard group to embarass.
And there are many ways to serve your country - I serve my country every day.
Now, answer: how I am supposed to contact your attourney as you've requested if you blocked me and won't provide a name? You should consider this as it'll save you money in the long run if we settle out of court.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Uh... nobody is "writing" to him. Please.... someone.... explain to the STALKER that YouTube generates auto-messages that CAN BE TURNED OFF IN ONE'SPREFERENCES, should that person be smart enough to hit the right button. You can't expect that Keith Schwartz of St. Paul MN would be smart enough to know the difference between ME sending him a direct message, and YouTube sending him one. After all, HE POSTED HIS OWN PERSONAL INFO all over the internet, linked to YouTube. Real smart!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd Yes you ARE writing to me - you are CLEARY hitting the "reply to" button to REPLY to ME.
You are very publicly showing your lying and stupidity.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar I haven't spoken to Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota directly, since it became evident that he was STALKING me!!!!! I don't understand why someone who lacks character so much that he throws up his Grandfather's service in uniform as some half-arsed measurement of himself, feelsl the need to STALK veterans who DID have the courage, unlike Keith, to raise their hands, swear an oath, and serve their country.
Well, nobody ever accused Keith Schwartz of having character.
;))
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd and you know what? Nobody WILL ever accuse Keith Schwartz of St. Paul MN of having character. Not his fake God. Not his own Grandpa, who gets used as a pawn in an argument. Not even his own family.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd I'm not buying your "Service" for one second - you've lied about everything else.
Here is your chance to PROVE your service: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? WHERE & WHEN DID YOU SERVE?
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar MongoTheLloyd isn't from the midwest. MongoTheLloyd is far too smart to post his personal information on YouTube, unlike Keith Schwartz of St. Paul Minnesota. Keith Schwartz is a Mr. Bungles. He had all the info at his fingertips. YouTuibe provided him with VIDEOS and INSTRUCTIONS to not post his private info online. Yet, Keith Schwartz just didn't get it.
Well, you can't expect people who believe in fairy tales to be smart enough to actually READ instructions or WATCH videos.
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
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@MongoTheLloyd You have been exposed as a lying coward who never served in the US Military.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar I learned long ago, when faced off with an idiot.... don't let idiotic taunting dictate my response. I see no need to change that. Sorry Keith Schwartz hasn't learned life's lessons. Some father he is, raising his inbred little pack of muttonheads to be YouTube trolls.
(roll eyes here).
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd By the way - thanks for showing the world what a cowardly character atheists develop - you must have been one for quite a while.
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@MongoTheLloyd What is your attorneys name?
lastdaysguitar 4 months ago
@lastdaysguitar Oh... well, you'll have to get that from YouTube too. Info isn't free... unless you are an inbred moron who happens to put it online, all over the place, and linking it all right back to his own myspace and YouTube channels, for all to see. I know, you think that FINDING this info equates to stalking. It doesn't. That said, putting it all online DOES equate to utter stupidity.
NOW, STOP STALKING ME!!!! I don't wish to talk to you!!!!
MongoTheLloyd 4 months ago