Go the fok to sleep

[QsOSiRiS]

"go the fuck to sleep daddy?"... "Yeah... go the fuck to sleep." Lulz

[les777pl]

We need a Wake The Fuck Up book now.

[greenmarcosu]

Watching this whole thing with the CC Transcribe Audio on is HILARIOUS!!!!

[SBeads11]

Haha

[ronaldl911]

I should do a book report on this......

[jona23hale]

51 People didn't want to go the F**K to sleep

[PrincessBubblegum17]

Omg my new favorite book!!!:D

[CirqueDuCloud]

My roommate is always up doing his homework in the room at fucking 12:30 at night.

This song was the solution to that problem tonight.

[thalyratv]

EPIC

[ccourter]

Well I'm sleepy now...

[amy1651]

My husband just recieved this book as a baby shower gift, neither of us have heard of it before... SOOOO Funny. I was crying reading it.

[ItsDefinitelyBethany]

according to cc, this book is called"Dildo fuck to sleep" XD

[fusionmonk3y]

I love Samuel!!! :D

[MrsLACullen]

wetting my self laughing

[MzCuttyG]

Love dis too funny....

[23RAIDa]

is this a real book?

[miriyahscoobyd]

@23RAIDa damn right lol



[Mach5Nishi]

@23RAIDa Yes it is.

[aniki91344]

@23RAIDa

I saw this book in a Japanese bookstore in LA about a month ago, lol.

[EinLienZ]

Still better than Twilight.

[2Koranteng]

Maybe get Corey Taylor to read this as well xD

[2Koranteng]

This is the best thing ever lmaoooooo - wish my parents read this to me as a kid xD

[o4o29o1967]

I know you're not thirsty, that's bull shit. Go the fok to sleep!!!!!!!!!!

[kishab02]

this is the funniest shit ever

[RickyFickyTrain]

After I read his to my kids, I like to tell my wife to go the fuck to the kitchen.

[Togspled]

I love this book, and love Sam Jackson. Great combo! Buy this book for everyone who has a brat

[swollenlabia]

@Togspled I think you mispelt KID

[Togspled]

@swollenlabia intentionally

[theepicjrs]

1:37 lol thats bullshit go the fuck to sleep my darling

[chronix2121]

imma tell you more time,

daddy is trying to creep,

take your ass upstairs,

and go the fuck to sleep

[hopeshea680]

i will be reading this to my kids pronto

[gh3legohero]

"masterpiece, instant classic" - new york times

[MrJammification]

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, WAKE UP ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

[MyLilFlame00]

You you you know what ill go ill go to sleep..... god just -just dont yell at me..

[t1m0tee]

my brothers having trouble getting his son to sleep, so i sent him this link on facebook :)

[Laplacianna]

@t1m0tee That's where his trouble began. You're not supposed to get your child to sleep. You're supposed to teach it to go to sleep by itself when it's still a baby.

[Bakabakasful]

*goes the fuck to sleep*

[Bagent4500]

Okay, now we need to have Morgan Freeman read a picture book like this.

[Shantilicious19]

lmaoooo "fuck ur stuffed bear; im not gettin u shyt! c'mon, cut the crap! sleep!"

[l11loveher]

Say fok one more time motherfoker!

[MarcoisX]

FOK MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!!

[manderz242]

Buncha goodie two shoe b*tches keep disliking this stuff. Wtc? Its FUNNY. Why would you dislike it?

[CJst0rm]

@Xmichellez096 yeah the bible puts me to sleep ;)

[crawltoWALK]

"how come u can do all this other great shi*, but you can't go the fuck to sleep???!!!"

:D

[MsDragonrydr]

Too funny, thoroughly enjoyed every minute! Those who "disliked" this must need sleep! 5 words............Go The Fuck To Sleep.

[Monkeyfunk6]

Lool

[AndyAngelZ]

LMFAO THIS IS FUNNY AS FOK

[jhilleyful]

finally feel like a good auntie that i got my sister this book for christmas; my parents and i i have been saying for years; "they need to go the fuck to sleep:0"

[xmichellez096]

This is the foken best :) lolz my reaction would be O.o this if my dad had readd this to me instead of the bible one night when I was little......

[xjbabyx617]

41 people had to go the fuck to sleep

[jrgorilla1]

I think Louis C.K. should do a reading of this.

[Genesyxx]

I think I just found my christmas present

[itsscourtneyTV]

@Genesyxx ikr!

[Volatality]

I watch this video every night before bed...

[Youngblood1701]

I think its time i went to sleep

[ctoe95]

So soothing, especially with the music in the background.

[SGRev1]

If Reading Rainbow were still on, this could have been featured on the show.

[H3RMOSAlatina]

I started watching this in the morning before I got ready for school....I didn't end up going to school today...

[danigirl562]

Lmfao!!! Samuel L. Jackson Rules!!

[xservintage]

@diamondjack1122 Clara: Mister Jackson, Joss stole my doll! Sam: The little fucker did WHAT?! JOSS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! Joss: What is it, Teacher? Sam: Did you steal Clara's doll? Joss: Umm... Sam: Let's put things this way: how does Clara look like? Joss: .....umm..... she's blonde... blue eyes- Sam: Does she look like a bitch? Joss: What? No! Sam: Then why did you try to FUCK with her?!

[peristeri91]

I tried to listen to the whole thing,

and trust me, that shit was deep!

But I couldn't do it, cause I was scared shitless,

and I went to fucking sleep...

[AsileeDotCom]

@peristeri91 LMAOOOOOO!!!!!

[NeRo2pt0]

I listen to this when I want to FUCKING SLEEP!

[FashionFable]

hell no you can't go to the bathroom. you know where you can go? the fuck to sleep! fuck your bear! i aint getting you shit! shut the fuck up and sleep!

[roxygirlness4]

My husband just fell asleep lol

[FashionFable]

@roxygirlness4 mine too lol read it to our 7 week old and husband and baby both fell asleep LOL

[tudythegangster]

This could have only been better if it was narrate by... uhh... yeah couldn't have been better. Samuel ftw.

[SGRev1]

I haven't found a YouTube video so funny in a loooooong time.

[johncenaFU42]

39 people got told to go the f*ck to sleep

[SGRev1]

Funniest little kids' book since Everyone Poops...perhaps even funnier.

[jsinsj1999]

When Samuel L. Jackson tells you to go to sleep, you go the f*ck to sleep!!!

[musiqall]

Omg this was freaking HILARIOUS

[noblesprings]

My friend showed this to me

:D

I'm in love

go the fu*k to sleep

[ScreamRockMosh]

Fuck... got to fucking sleep Ha.

[k1darkknight]

@diamondjack1122 If they ever do a sequel to (or remake of) "Kindergarten Cop", they should get Samuel L. Jackson to play the cop in Ahnold's former role.

[redpearinc]

This has made my day

[Cheriboricua]

This is freaking hilarious! This is what I need for my 2 year old! LMAO!

[Pinay8890]

"... Hell no you can't go to the bathroom! You know where you can go? ... The fuck to sleep."

I love it. :D

[noxiousfetus]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[daiton64]

i got this book!

[LukelearMissile]

Beautiful! Just fucking beautiful!

[hot4belgians]

240p we meet again



[breederofhate666]

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

[CyllaCyanide]

I work at Spencer Gifts and we got this book in a couple months ago... Me and all my coworkers can't stop quoting it to this day. :) This is priceless. Thank goodness for people with a sense of humor, huh?

[JasmineOprincess]

yes!!!! i love it!!!

[twiztid1fiddy]

I aint gonna lie im crying laughing so hard

[kaosleeroy108]

Lol I'm going to read this to my nephew

[reapingvexer]

GO TO MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP!!!

Thats how he would write it! HAHA!!

[katgm25]

LMAO ... I have 5 children ... Talk about keeping it real ... oh how many times more I wanted to say that and didn't ... Truly a book for our times

[emerald7teen]

i know ur not thirsty thats bullshit. lmfao i wantd to say this so many times

[thisnotmyname]

I enjoyed listening to Sam Jackson,

But one thing has hurt me deep,

Many people like this,

But 32 should go the fuck to sleep.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@thisnotmyname why bother ruining this great video with such a shit comment.

[thisnotmyname]

@Crazybenjiwoo Because you're a cunt. Why else?

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@thisnotmyname no, i get cunt, theirs a stern difference. 

[thisnotmyname]

@Crazybenjiwoo Don't worry I believe you.

[Morkernable]

@thisnotmyname u mean fok?

[ChompChain]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING KIDS NOT GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP

[ThePumas360]

TheRadBrad got me here! :D :D :D

[EskimoMbouton]

Thumbs up if u came straight from GSL XD

[jinzologisch]

good night everyone *yaaaaaawwwwwnnnn*

[NathFP]

Artosis sent me here,

[shengxi0330]

@NathFP GSL fans hooray!!!

[MrKaelWilliams]

its 12:41 AM i have have tmrw...i think ill go the fuck to sleep now

[transitmaven]

O.....K

[BearsGotSkills]

Now I can go the fok to sleep now

[zxswitch]

When I have kids im well reading this shit to them :)

[LOTRANIMECHICK18]

i think that would be cool to have him as a dad

[TheLloyd100]

Why couldn't this be my bed time story

[TheLloyd100]

Why the hell are there 31 dislikes

[LeaxoftheUnderworld]

I'm laughing so hard I have a headache

[potts1410]

that was so worth 6 minuites of my time. lmfao im gonna but my kid that book lmao

[jackstar4444]

"i know you're not thirsty

that's bullshit, STOP LYIN!

Lie the fuck down my darling,

and sleep" 

[BRATEKPOLSKI]

I think I`m gonna buy this for my daughter .......

[kikiexplosive]

Best six minutes of my life.

[765DARKLINK]

i found out about this on the Bob and Tom show

[ScarletLetter62]

What the FUCK? GO.. TO.. SLEEP

[extermination27]

"Hell no you cant go to the bathroom. you know where you can go? The FUCK TO SLEEP"

[peculiar]

This just plain rules, from concept to execution. There couldn't be anyone better to have read this.

[nightwingbabe1]

My dad never asked me to sleep EVER. my mom hate me, my sister stabbed me with a pencil. my cousins dont let me play with ,e. My dad made me a brat. But now that hes gone we think of him and we all cant stop laughing, he is the best dad ever. And I love him. By the way, im normal, have not created a crime and I love with all my heart. :)

[Frostbite864]

True story: Samuel L. Jackson was my foster father when I was a kid. I didn't have a hard time going the fuck to sleep but it was hard to sleep when you're woken up every other hour to the sound of "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?" or "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?"

[pandainulikespie]

You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep! >:O

[posthumanfetus]

I love Samuel L Jackson. I can't think of anyone more appropriate for narrating this book.

[HeWhoSlayethCain]

Bucket full of win.

[LostDarkAngel100]

I totally used to say a lot of this in my head when my kids would every excuse under the sun to stay up!!

[sydmc2525]

this is the best shit ever.

[Quitu1849]

this is amazing

[the1FAAIID]

The first time I heard about this book, I thought, Samuel L Jackson needs to read this. Suffice to say, there IS a god somewhere out there, and he loves us all very much.

[immacommenter1]

yessssssss

[iBConnerWest]

I forreal went to sleep listening to this

[PBcheese12]

@iBConnerWest

i play this every time i have a hard time getting to sleep, and it knocks me out every time!

[9timesnine]

Now brush them Gotdamn teeth!

[CodenameAnubis]

Getting Sam Jackson to read this was the greatest idea EVER!!!! LMAO!!

[mdmamelia]

A Crimson hot Rage fills my heart love....For real, shut the fuck up and sleep...hahaha

[armoriendi]

Just lived the part about not being thirsty. It's my daughters favorite line at bedtime. Love this video. I really want this book.

[aminshar]

so much awesome. We cool Vincent?

[vettefreak89]

Go the fuck to sleep or there will be some motherfucking snakes in your bed!

[Tetrianis]

Before I was going to view this video a second time my friend texted me asking me 'what are you up to?' ...I replied by texting 'about to watch go the fok to sleep'

[Trimillionaire]

Hell no you can't go to the bathroom. Go the fuck to sleep.

[Raydiobaby]

Dedicated to my friend Tracey, who was silly enough to have her first child at 45. Now she is in for a treat cause her little princess won't go the F*#k to sleep!!

[Spartans1ify]

This audible is the meaning of life

[dudemunch87]

YOU BETTER GO THE FOK TO SLEEP, CAUSE HE'S SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

[Estefania75]

I need this book!! :)

[HateWhatISee]

BUT YOU CANT LIE THE FUCK DOWN TO SLEEP?

[HotMaSherry]

Classic! ROFLMAO!

[bbbyrk]

I have 3 kids and, Sometimes you feel like this. lol . . .It is funny. Just "Not O.K." to really talk to your kids this way. )



[beautifulfreax]

yeauh!!

[imaginedx]

This is so funny! Now if only between the lions would read this! LOL

[FAlLInGCiNNaMOnSTaR]

I love this

[MrSeanzilla91]

@acroatiansensation It is an actual book. google that shit.

[cookie198893]

i love this XDDDD

[aCroatianSensation]

If this was published....best seller

[MrJonnyg92]

i wish my dad read me that story lol :)

[nikkibeadles24]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[teebs29]

thish should be on reading rainbow

[mami703]

HILARIOUS!!!

[Albasirth]

It's not that funny cuz he aint SCREAMING MODAFUCKER!!!

[akendall97]

This just made my night lol

[xxlilkitty]

20 People could NOT go the fuck to sleep! :D

[wyvernsrevenge]

lmao I have been there!!!!!



[kandykitababy52]

My mom read this to me....... I LOVE this story. I'll read it to my children. lol

[GabieRAWR]

I wish Samuel L Jackson was my dad...

[npfranchise1]

@GabieRAWR Samuel L. Jackson is my DAD!

[mrdamntn]

5:08

I love it. 

[SpiritedFang]

Best children's book ever.

[retiv42]

this story book is just awesome lmao

[FoolhardyMusic2]

And now i can go The Fuck to sleep :)

[camsotherstuff]

18 people don't realise that this is a PARENT'S Nursery book not a CHILDREN'S Nursery Book

[gUiLtYtImEs]

haha i have this book :P

[camsotherstuff]

@gUiLtYtImEs

Me too