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  • Good god, that shirt...it's just...so bad

  • That moment before he screams...I'm pretty sure he shit himself. Only one who shits themselves could make such a face.

  • So, this guy invented Asperchu, right?

  • So who's the bigger ripoff artist, chris chan or the irate gamer?

  • wow after he screamed and yelled at the camera my computer blue screened. Now I hate him even more than I thought possible

  • His angry hand gestures are priceless.

  • 1:05

    RELEASE THE BOGUS

  • He reminds me of that guy on that one episode of Seinfeld who everybody mistakes for a woman on the phone.

  • Nyeh? Virgin RAGE!

  • 1:02 poor headset users :,(

  • 1:04 bases for Rage face in Rage face comics, lmfao

  • tranny rage

  • 0:59 I'm pretty sure this is the part where he soiled himself, and then screamed upon realizing he soiled himself.

  • 1:02: This is what I imagine the victims of fatal chimp attacks see in their final moments.

  • 1:07 what's up with the huffing? Is he trying to immitate a final fantasy character who has just performed some ultra attack during battle, or is he just in that bad shape?

  • That shirt... that FUCKING shirt...

  • @mrfalafl ah yes, the so called "Advice Dog" by CWC fashonistas . . .

  • 1:02 UNLEASH THE ASSPIE WITHIN!!!!

  • Where can I buy a shirt like that?

  • @CeleryMan3 In the deepest circle of hell

  • @CeleryMan3 Have a drunk man sew a bunch of flags together in the dark.

  • dude I didn't know AVG anti-virus sold shirts!

  • The "exaggerated" man boobs are hardly exaggerated.

  • one day...this manchild will be locked up in an insane asylum, and never be released again...why hasn't he been locked away there now? xD

  • Save your breath Chris, You'll need it for your blow up doll.

  • @MrFraserFilms2009 YOU ARE A HERO.

  • @MrFraserFilms2009 that was in the past, leave her alone. shes with me now.

  • @MrFraserFilms2009 Oh fucksake this gave me a good laugh. XD

  • The great thing about chris-chan is that he's not trolling. The hilarity that comes from him actually makes me think that we're better off without a eugenics system.

  • linkachu is mine

  • xD why u ragin you mad bro

  • 1:00

    You can totally tell he was about to cry but just let out a rage scream instead. xDD

  • I would let Chris suck my dick any day of the week

  • @TheHowks ...wow... you must really hate yourself

  • @TheHowks *duck

  • @TheHowks LMAO wtf !?

  • Angry Chris is best chris.

  • I have never been so ashamed to be an asspie.

  • I love that fucking shirt and how ridiculous it is. My favorite after the classic

  • LOL Tard Rage.

  • Hold 9 for Nyan Chris.

  • Looks like he shat himself at 1:03.

  • I love his tard rages. Draw more plz.

  • I love how he adjusts his bra as he talks about how exaggerated asperchu's man-boobs are.

  • I'm watching this in the dark. When he screamed, I freaked the fuck out.

  • WTF is wrong with his shirt?

  • The freakin camera trembles under his mighty dino-roar

  • this faggot has issues

  • 1:03 Yeah, who wouldn't want to be with THIS guy for the rest of their life, hold ya dresses together, ladies, he's going to be taken at any moment, just waiting for it!

  • but Chris all the stuff you do shows that you are bi/gay and then some

  • I seriously couldn't hold myself from laughing at 1:03

    Ever after going into this video, knowing what I would find.

  • 1:00 I prefer to skip to this part and just pretend Chris saw his pregnant wife gunned down off screen. His reaction is way more apt.

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  • 1:03 over and over.

  • Just because a man enjoys getting his ass pounded doesn't mean he's gay. A guy can be straight AND enjoy it when his girl busts out her strap on, DUH Ian.

  • I love how dramatic he gets.

    *closes eyes and pauses* ....EYAUGHHHHH!!! *click* *dramatic panting*

  • 0:35

    click for manboobs

  • America is such a beautiful place and all but.... what is it with the country and sprouting all these psycho's and gluttionious pieces of shit!

    I'm NOT saying all Americans are like that (I know most are very nice) but I just want to know what's with America and it's tendancy to produce these abominations of fail?

    I'm talking about Chris, West Bapist Church....Only on just why are some Americans are soo extreme.

  • @PurpleStorm8

    The good thing about America is that people can say whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt the rights of others. The bad thing about America is that people can say whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt the rights of others.

    Catch 22, no?

  • @hyenalord Catch 22? *Googles it* Ah! yes, indeed.

    Not to long ago I was watching a episode of Futarama (the one where the celebrate Freedom Day) where Earth gets attacked and enslaved by Zoidberg's race and the human race would be freed again only if they earned freedom they abuse soo much, it amazed me how much of a good idea that is, when somthing is taken away from someone they learn to appreciate it.

    Sadly it doesn't work with Chris and he's perents.

  • @PurpleStorm8

    Well honestly I think the best course of action with Chris would be to just lock him in a small dark room without any electricity... for a month. (If you get that reference, you're golden.)

  • @hyenalord Hmm....I'm going to say that refers to....I can't remember the name, it's that prison movie with Morgan Freeman and that smart guy gets locked in the isolated cell by that warden, you know the movie with that tree and the note under it?

  • @PurpleStorm8

    Not even close. Haha, look up a British series called "The Young Ones".

  • @hyenalord Aww man :(

  • @hyenalord

    Shirley, is that your name, then? =P

    (Nice to see someone else who remembers The Young Ones as well)

  • So, you're nearly 30, wear clothes picked out by blind robots, wear a cartoon character around your neck, and SCREAM into a camera--and you're wondering why people don't understand you.

    Okay.

  • When ever I have a bad day, I watch Chris Chan, and I get a great laugh!! 

  • It looked like he took a shit in his pants at 1:03

  • @PsychoWormy Well he admited that he does shit his pants, so I wouldn't put it past him.

  • I wonder what the people around him think when they hear him yelling and shit...

  • CHRIS ANGRY!!H"GFBHNRHBN

  • gotta say, I never watched a CWC video before, and now I wish I hadn't.

  • @1:03 EPIC PANTS SHITTING!

    

  • Christ, he's *REALLY* fucking going bat shit over his shitty drawings, isn't he?

  • After this was made, he quickly sneaks into the laundry room to leave his soiled pants there.

  • You wish Asperchu was yours.

  • I thought that he was going to turn into a super sayan at the end.

  • How many people besides Chris can honestly say "The internet hates me"?

  • 1:02 "EEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH­HH!!!!"

    Blow it out your ass!

  • @ScarletSnake And his face at that scream is the very definition of the word "manchild".

  • @ScarletSnake I think he did!

  • @ScarletSnake

    Yes chris, Rawr.

  • @ScarletSnake He probably did!

  • @ScarletSnake I think he did that, too.

  • The Way He Says Man Boobs Is Halarious!! Hahaha lol.

  • WTFAMIWATCHING

  • I wish I could see this vid in 3D while I have my speaker all the way up.

  • 1:04

    If Chris ever gets into a fighting game, that's got to be his death scream XD

  • O_____________________________­________O

  • @Elley82

    lol xD

  • Someone should edit Chris's roar in place of the MGM Lion.

  • remember folks, chris has been the "calm and cool one this whole time"

  • "AND EXAGERRATED maN BOOBS!"

    *fixes bra*

  • Dont give a fuck about Chris Chandler in 2011 but I love this video because of that scream.

  • This is my favorite shirt that he wears. It is like watching a Medieval court jester dancing for my amusement.

  • LOL ASPERCHU!!!!

  • I'm autistic and this "man" makes me sick to the core of my stomach. And yet, can't stop watching

  • 0:37 Bra adjustment. He is so angry that people call sonichu and rosechu gay because he self inserts himself in sonichu and rosechu is supposed to be his "sweetheart." But he already is the mayor of his own town which is named after himself, which shows how conceited he is.

  • I can't believe Chris actually thinks that anyone mistakenly believes Rosechu to have a penis. He really doesn't get that people portray her that way because they know it pisses him off for some reason.

    That's the thing, he thinks that "fan" art and fiction somehow affects his canon. This probably has something to do with his Roger Rabbit, "it's all real on some plane" theory.

  • @EponymousKid he knows all of it is made to piss him off, but he won't ignore any of it because of his ego, he will insist on having the last word on the trolls, that's what makes a lolcow XD

  • I wonder if Chris ever gets new clothes these days. I get the feeling Barb is too big to get out of the house at this point.

  • I LOVE how he pats the camera after the outburst !

  • Chris scares me when his eyes go wide like that. It truly is like looking through a window unto hell.

  • And here is a 10 year old girl stuck in the body of a 30 year old man.

  • You know, now that I think about it, he looks like a fat Robin Williams.

  • RHHHHAAAAAAAAARGH!"-Exclaims the manchild in a fit of rage.

  • RAAAAAGH FAG FACTOR 5 REACHED

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHA

  • "First off, Asperchu is not mine..."

    Yeah, Asperchu's actually funny. And readable.

  • i find this difficult to masturbate to

  • @reuben0110 he slapped his balls at 0:32- wait, he has none

  • 0:48

    He says "Raichu"

    Now THATS what i call originality... fucking prick...

  • Muting the video right when he screams always makes me laugh XD

  • 0:57 where he crapped his pants

  • u mad?

  • Press 4 quickly for a special dance performance

  • This reminds me of that movie "Jack" with Robin Williams...

  • AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

  • @ikesmash97

    "Let me tell you somethin' about Chris Chan's balls....They're small, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"

  • we had some good times didnt we :)

  • AHHHHHHRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Don't make the invisible-oranges gesture, you fat retard! Nothing gives you that right!

  • You now see advice dog on his shirt

  • @Germeka

    "Drink Semen"

    "Shit pants"

  • What the fuck are his parents thinking

  • I want to beat the shit out this thing

  • oh shit, run for your lives, chris is going super saiyan

  • with exaggerated man boobs! *pulls shirt* looks like chris is a little self conscious

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  • 1:03..he almost ascended to Super Tard, but he couldnt control his ki

  • I love playing 1:02 over and over.

  • Ahh, the advice dog shirt.

  • A Buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs? Asperchu might just be a documentary.

  • I would never care to hissosiay hih him!

  • I'm an aspie myself, and I an just thoroughly disgusted with this guy. Like, Holy SHIT, raging like that simply because of a parody is just fucking uncalled for. If that were me who was being parodied, I would be a lot more subtle about my anger, since if I let my anger show too much, it would expose me to trolls. However, Chris-chan's mind doesn't appear to be able to comprehend social restraints or even accepting help from others.

  • @AquaHedgehog

    Hey I want to know. What is is with aspies and Sonic?

    I went to school with 4 aspies (1 like Chris, 2 more classic, 1 more normal) and all of them were completely obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog.

    What is that all about?

  • @leeham991 Well, on a personal level Sonic was my very first video game. Of course, Sonic was designed in such a way that the character's easy to draw and even knock off. The game itself is incredibly simple (just run and jump), yet has underlying complexities like multiple routes and secrets. Of course, multiple routes are just the icing on the cake considering that special stages and Chaos Emeralds add replay value.

    There could be many different explanations for that question though.

  • GREAT comedic timing here. Aspiring comedy writers need to see this video.

  • 1)

    Asperchu does not look like a parody of you -- he IS a parody of you. And a good one too.

    2)

    If you look on page 3 of book #1, you can see that ''Rawchu' has a spiky tail. In the pokemon world, the difference between a male and female Raichu is that females have a stubby tail while males have a spiky tail. Thus, that Raichu, and therefore Rosechu, has always been a male, whatever the fuck you call it.

    3)

    That Raichu can't be a girl anyway... because she's a fucking rodent, not a human.

  • @aqweaqweaqweaqweaqwe

    4)

    Since Sonichu not only fell in love with Rosechu but has been fucking her the whole time, i highly doubt that he's straight.

    5)

    Rosechu can't be a woman anyway... because she's A HEDGEHOG.

    6)

    Your rainbow shirt is fuck-ugly. Your arguments are therefore irrelevant.

  • Rosechu's not a woman, she's a hedgehog...

  • Yes Chan you're clearly tired of masturating to yourself.

  • LOL

    INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT

  • sonichu.net

  • 1:04 DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

  • 1:00 IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!

    BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGH!!!!

  • *Bob walks in* bob: WHATS GOING ON OVER HURR!?

    Chris: Dad! Get out I'm Autist!

  • You've gotta love this guys jumpers.

  • I love the Advice Dog background shirt

  • mislabelings and misunderstandings are so hard to deal with.

  • EUAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • Anything that is not kissing his ass = mislabeling and offensive

  • lol, channeling his inner 3-year old at 1:00

  • 0:34 lol

  • YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M CHRIS-CHANGRY

  • @CTFSALPHA LOL win

  • I just read the reason why he wears those ridiculous shirts, and assuming that it's true, it's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard in my life: when he was a kid, his mother picked them out for him so that PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THAT HE WAS A HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC AND THUS TREAT HIM "BETTER".

  • I love the tensing before the scream, but I suspect he produced DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS at 0.59

  • its like chris made an ugly shirt out of 10 other ugly shirts

  • I'm not sure how much to hate this guy. I can't tell how much of this is autism, and how much of this is just him being a dick. And it's not ALL his fault, because his parents are miserable failures who failed to do anything that would have helped him become a functioning member of society.

  • Tard rage. Sweet sweet tard rage.

  • i am angry. i mean i have to work 11h/day to earn my living and this fat retarded pedophile plays fucking computer games all day long. he even stopped drawing this shitty comic, so now he officially does NOTHING.

  • Wow, a grown man copying cartoon emotion exaggeration. You don't even see that on hoarders.

  • @UTAU53Yui He doesn't sound like a grown man, though. He sounds like he's 10

  • @sandwich7587 ...that's sorta my point.

  • RYAAAAARRRHH!!

    HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF

  • wat the fuck is up wit these costumes of his?

  • @FREAKNIZZLE100

    Because he's too cheap to spend any real money on clothes that don't suck, Chris-Chan buys all his shirts second hand, from the Salvation Army and so on.

  • haha he adjusted his sports bra. Hilarious.

  • i wonder what was happening to him at 1:01.