Batman's Halloween

[mysterymew123]

Did anyone else notice that Batman has a massive buttchin?

[MyLittleNyanCat117]

My parents are dead!!!!!

[PureConage2011]

A brilliant excuse to punch Robin in the face!

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

I'm not Batman, I'm my own original character Blatman

[MrLunitunz]

Robin: Hey Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christm-

(slap)

Batman: My Parents are deeeead

[spoogeling]

Hey Master Chief, who are you going to be for Halloween?

[metalsonic71]

HOLY SARDINES BATMAN!

[JakeTH19970]

This is Batman in a nutshell. Pretty much the reason I hate the franchise and the MARVEL company in general.

[Thundernin]

@JakeTH19970 ....

[pl4y3r7w0]

@JakeTH19970 batman is DC :B

[spoogeling]

@JakeTH19970 obvious troll is obvious.

[andytannb]

Robin: Hey batman who are you going out with for valentines

Batman: (Punches Robin) I DONT HAVE A DATE!!! >:O

[sladikk]

Hey, Harry Potter! Who are YOU going to be for Halloween?

[jakest123]

So he's going as Harry Potter?

[cphacker95]

I'M NOT BATMAN, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLATMAN!

[krusher184]

70 people's parents are dead.

[jacobgamer99]

Yo, I heard you like Batman.

So I killed your parents!

[CHCHuser]

Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!! JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!!!!

[Tenmi11ion]

it sounds like he's saying penis :D

[cokko10]

Press five, then six.

[DeeLiification]

Press any number, then " 5 " have fun.

[TheKolassalKC]

I used to be a kid like you, till I took a bullet to the parents.

[buttsmear45]

ukinojoe ist ein lustiger Esel Animator. auch, ich ging einfach auf einen Übersetzer, um mein Englisch Text in Deutsch stellen.

[TheZombieKing]

Batman's going as Bruce Wayne.

[TheWildSack]

Robin's parents are dead too.

[lucool888]

@TheWildSack

Depends on the Robin really!

[fdsal0]

@TheWildSack yeah but he isnt a chode about it

[nightcrow90]

@TheWildSack depends on wich Robin.

[breeeegs]

Protocol Ten will commence in five hours, you have five hours to-

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAD!!!!

Okay, calm down, geez

[epicmickeyfan]

@breeeegs i wouldve snapped like that too if i had hugo strange saying that all the damn time! XP

[yoyogo13]

My parrots are dead!

[izwald1]

@yoyogo13 not according to monty python

[Bucslacrosse28]

This is gonna be one

*puts on shades*

Long Halloween

[TheJrconservative]

@Bucslacrosse28 yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!

[baconlabs]

His nose is a squid

[herocrucher]

Haha its funny because its true ^^

[ThatsFresh26]

i like baman hes original haha

[TheSoccadude07]

batman is gay

[imwivstuipid]

PRESS FIVE 0:05

[Dharkhaze17]

why does batman look like a butch lesbian?

[furonwarrior]

Since when did they changed it to Fatman?

[DGibbas]

I'm going as my original character. Blackma...Oh shit!

[hewtoi]

@DGibbas blatman *awesome face*

[pandamutante]

im my original character , Brat marsh

[Dasyati]

OK let me see if I can do this right...

MY PARENTS ARE NOT DEEEEEEEEEEEAD! THEY'RE MY ORIGINAL STATE OF EXISTENCE, BREEEEEEEEEEAD!

Top comment?

[TheDCCHQ]

bad mad

[IAMSILVERHORN]

Meanwhile at the batman fanclub...

[MrGamecrazy101]

yes, yes they are batman...let it all out.

[legolanad99]

im going as fatman

[razormoviez]

My favorite part about this is how his response really doesn't have much to do with what Robin asked.

[faves3000]

Batman always goes as Batman. DUH.

[ShanicuaTV]

But, weren't Robin's parents dead too? So what's the fucking deal with Batman?

At least Robin is trying to be kind. :(

[GamerCherri]

Anyone else going to say it? Ugh, okay....His nose looks like a penis.

[TheBozmorris]

@GamerCherri You have an odd penis

[bdalem]

@TheBozmorris The clap

[TheBozmorris]

@bdalem I take back my original comment

[bdalem]

@TheBozmorris Hahaaa

Love ewwwwwwwwwwww

[TheBozmorris]

@bdalem I guess I love ew too, but we don't know that I have the clap yet pal!

[tudssquadbuisness]

Fatman?

[itsamemarioification]

is it just me or is batman fatter then he used too be well he will need too cut down all those bat snacks lol great video btw

[sladikk]

Hey, Harry Potter! Who are YOU going to be for Halloween?

[TheDotaRoom]

LMAO

[MrSpore75]

hey batman who are you going to be for halloween?

me: IM NOT BATMAN! Im my original character, matban.

Batman:*punches me*MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

[TheZergy]

well that was unexpected... and fat

[MasterShot2k5]

Hey Batman, knock knock.

> Who is there? ('-,-')

Not your parents

>OnQ

[Scarfy397]

BLATMAN AND BLOBIN!

[ProtoSnake]

I hope Superboy doesn't ask any questions like that to Superman.

[MindlessInvalid]

When I was a teacher's assistant at the local elementary school, there was this kid in the class I was working in that always wore batman logos on his clothes. I made the mistake of asking him if he was going to be batman for Halloween and he acted like I was an idiot and said "Are you stupid? I'm batman every day, so for Halloween I can't be batman!"

[VintageBalderdash]

Zoro it is then.

[LazyNightz]

LOL OKAY??

[kidace55]

we know batman.we know...

[Slazors]

I've been looking for TheSupersniper117's comment for fucking EVER and I can't find it.

[TheScorpionMK37]

Batman's parents are dead? Dude fucking spoiler alert next time.

[AceAttorny]

I used to not be batman, but then i took a gun to the parents.

[LemonHobo2]

I'M NOT BATMAN, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLATMAN!

[LetsPlayGuy12]

@LemonHobo2 ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ENUFF.

[RaymondBarragan]

Do not question the Batman.

[GYROMIGHT1]

Great, now I have to find who replyd to TheSupersniper117's account comment...

[LetsPlayGuy12]

Blatman: I'M NOT BATMAN! I'M MY OWN ORIGINAL CHARACTER, BLA...

Me: ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ENUFF.

[aresking4332]

batman's answer for everything

[jaiqi]

Great, now I have to find the person that reply TheSuperSniper117's comment and TheSuperSniper117's comment.

[luteus77]

I hate it when the top comments are all about other people's comments.

inb4 this becomes a top comment

[MrLazerHand]

bummer

[iamjcw2k10]

I'm going as my Original character. Blatman.

[MTAHawkboy]

holy strawberries batman!

We're in a jam!

[zZBlackHawk]

Best two top comments ever

[Shaun5P]

I'm not Batman, I'm my original character Blatman.

[CornPictures]

@Shaun5P an im not Robbin, im my original character Blobbin

[InvaderPsych1]

why is this so funny?!

[ri394]

batman needs to lay off the cheeseburgers...

[JKyLE456]

press 6 over again to make a remix

[MrDizer10]

The awkward moment when you now have to find the guy who reply-ed to TheSupersniper117's comment.

[AIBot502]

Too soon

[Johnandgonzalo]

MY PARENTS WERE DEAD TOO,but then I took an arrow to the knee

[gmodfan2000]

@Johnandgonzalo You mean "In the knee". Also, go somewhere that hasn't seen this joke thousands of times, oh wait.. every video has.

Leave.

[MrDizer10]

@gmodfan2000 I used to take arrows in the knee then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Politicalcoffee]

Photos or it didnt happen

[JesterJay100]

so both of the top comments are about one guy who previously said something and the people that replied got top comment? wow youtube...

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Thumbs up if your parents are DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!

[dingdongqpalzm]

00:09 face lol

[scampynoXP]

I'm not Batman! I'm my original character Ba- . . . Oh, wait.

[DrunkenMailman]

I should be sleeping... *clicks another video*

[Lamicktin]

@DrunkenMailman You too?

[ZanaranIsAGhoul]

Press 1, wait until Robin finishes saying You, then  press 7

[Regginyaga]

I don't have sound but I assume he said MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[WALZ97]

Blatman and blobin

[GreenBayGiants]

1: Who are you going to be for. 2: Who are you going to be for. 3: Halloween. 4: Halloween. 5: MY PARENTS ARE 6: DEEAADDD!!! 7: DEEAADDD!!! 8: *Nothing* 9: *Nothing* 0: *Starts video* I think we can make some pretty funny shit by mixing those around a little...

[OMIGHTYGUY]

*checks for TheSupersniper117's comment*...

[ultimatenick37]

TheSuperSniper117 said: I bet this was an arrow to the knee joke. NOPE. Chuck Testa.

[OpsanProductions]

@ultimatenick37 You are my hero. :D

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

@ultimatenick37 Fuck you and everything that has to do with your existence.

[ultimatenick37]

@Anonymoustoteh5th Okay? And why do you say that?

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

@ultimatenick37 You are the cancer, go fuck yourself.

[ultimatenick37]

@Anonymoustoteh5th Any why is that, my Anonymoustoteh5th? If I'm a cancer, you're aids. Started by two gay men and still bothering people today.

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

@ultimatenick37 I am not yours, ya homo. And how would you know that I am AIDs? You don't know what I'm referencing to obviously, so you're also a dumbfuck... the list of your failures goes ON AND ON.

[ultimatenick37]

@Anonymoustoteh5th The extremely funny thing is, you went all rage mode for no fucking reason, so that means you're a nerd raging fat bitch, so you are like aids, made by two gay men, and you're still bothering people today. This means I'm saying you're the offspring of two homosexuals, if you weren't so mentally inept and daft, you'd know what I was taking about. Now go away you fail troll.

[MrAndrooid]

@Darthseth2 or anyone searching for his comment. It's not worth it to find it. Don't waste your time looking for it on 7th page. Also, if anyone is interested, he said:

You probably thought this was an arrow to the knee joke. NOPE

Its just chuck testa.

BTW, I'm subscribing because this guy is a genius.

[StephensStuff]

Im not Batman, Im the orig...

[wafflebuster]

I'M NOT ROBIN, I'M MY OWN ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLOBIN!

[nintendude24]

@TheSupersniper117 OH MY GOSH! That comment was so clever,it could never fit on any other video,it has so much to do with this one,you are the funnest comedian I've ever seen. I love how both the punchline and the set up were completely original. *mega sarcasm*

[DisobeyMe]

@darthseth2 yeah, then you have to take a dick up the ass. Life sucks bro.

[ultimatenick37]

@darthseth2 Or you can CTRL + F and type in TheSuperSniper117. You're a dumbass for trying to get top comment.

[ariplayer15]

@darthseth2 you dumb idiot, just click view all comment, then do CTRL + F and then type in the name, please do that first, lol

[Lucario75]

@darthseth2 Click 'see all' above the post comment box, press 'Ctrl and f' at the same time, type in 'TheSuperSniper117'

There, I saved you time.

[22Emofreak]

@darthseth2 now i have to find the guy who reply-ed to Supersniper117's comment :(

[lyfeportrait]

@darthseth2 Click "See all" press Ctrl+F type in TheSupersniper117 there you go -_-

[obenrob]

@darthseth2 (loud inhale of "here we go agian") first go to watch all comments, press the comment box, say Ctrl+f, watch little box appear in right corner, write the name of who you want to find, look for the ornage lines in the scroll bar. The end.

[KTL1999]

i can see this as a meme...

[QuadfishTym]

This video made me subscribe.

[sladikk]

@QuadfishTym Made me subscribe, too...2 months ago

[sladikk]

I'm not Robin! I'm my original character, Blo---oof!

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAAAD

[BlueSnech]

my parents are DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Maxximo6445]

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises in a Nutshell

[Squirkish]

MY PARROTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

[macintosh315]

date: 12/23/11 the search for TheSupersniper117s comment is growing longer, food and water supplies are running low..

[AdventEdge]

@macintosh315

Ctrl+F

[Lobsterboyman]

@macintosh315 view all comments, ctrl f, your welcome.

[BenjaminKuruga]

@Lobsterboyman but now he won't get thumbs up for his unoriginal comment.

[MasterSoraXIII]

@macintosh315 I'm here to tell you of a magical ability that might aid you in your arduous quest. ctrl+f

[DetectiveDownSydrome]

@macintosh315 You're a fucking thumbwhore just like thesupersniper117.

[DoctorReflux]

@macintosh315 CTRL + F

[ultimatenick37]

@macintosh315 Datw: 12/23/2011 Macintosh315 is still a dumbass, his intelligence is fading. 

[InvasionofmyHeart]

hey harry potter, who are you going as for halloween?

[Alagremm]

The top comments returned me the faith in humanity.

[dethtreex]

@Alagremm

I...Well.....thank you. *Single tear*

[cliffythehippie]

that was retarded

[RealConker]

Batman:*watches video*........my parents are dead

[halewil]

Why does he have balls for a chin?

[thekaijunerd]

Robin: Gee, Batman all I ask was who you were gonna be for Halloween.

Batman: *punches Robin* MY PARENTS ARE STILL DEAAAAAD!!!!!!!

[NuMbEnCoRe1226]

@thekaijunerd really?! when did they say that?!

[PaulieDeMafia210]

I'M NOT BATMAN!!! I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLATMAN!!!!

[1sk8erchimp1]

TheSupersniper117 does seem like the most popular guy who commented on the video... wtf did he say????

[ePiC1OrEo]

I thought he was going to say, ''IM BATMAN''

[BroaPirate]

Great now I have to find TheSupersniper177's coment

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@BroaPirate Ctrl + F it then.

[clubpenguinmaster999]

@BroaPirate ctrl+f

[TheFirestorm214]

I'M NOT BATMAN, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLATMAN!

[Milomia9]

I just knew this video was gonna start with Robin saying "hey batman" in a stupid voice.

[Alagremm]

Oh Batman.

[coollord300]

Batman gained a little wait don't ya think?

[SpearheadWarrior]

Peter Griffin as Batman?

[JannaDickButt]

hey there heidi

[LocoRico89]

I think I know why...he ate them

[loganciappa94]

hey batman, cud you pick me up some toilet pape-*PUNCH* MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!

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