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  • Srilankans are sinhalease. Tamils are from india

  • Tamils aren't Sri Lankans

  • @shandissanayake ohh i didnt no that cuz my friend is shrilankan and she speaks tamil so i thought they speak tamil

  • oohhh :P i didnt no that cuz my neighbor is shrilankan and she speaks tamil so i thought that they speak they mostly speak tamil

  • @shandissanayake ur sayin that bad stuf bout indians and u get ofended wen russel ses bad things bout ur culture then y wud u say that bout indians u think we wont get ofended wen u say that stuf bout us ... and russel is just tryin 2 hav a laf ... not 2 ofend eny1

  • @heyo467 none of them are true :P Sri Lankans speak Sinhalese not tamil. I have no problem if they're true. Comedies and Lies they're not the same

  • Sri Lankans are nothing like fucking stupid Indians. Indians shit where they live, they eat shitty food, worship dogs. marry bitches. Married to a bitch that's some serious fucked up shit Sri Lankans have their own culture. I accept the fact that Sri Lankans are not the best nation in the world but we're better than Indians. WE HAVE TOILETS, WE SHIT IN TOILETS, WE HAVE GOOD FOODS, WE HAVE REAL RELIGIONS, WE'RE NOT FUCKING BITCHES. Russell go 2 hell

  • @shandissanayake Wooo! calm the fuck down. Do you not have any sense of humor?

  • go to hell Russell

    

  • fuck you fucking busted , 70% of sri lankan people are speaking sinhala. you are the worst comedian that ever i have seen.

  • one of my closest friend is srilankan and i know srilankans dont speak like that..yeah tamil indians do!

  • #koko1914

    u stink more dude...for u are an ASSHOLE!!

  • i hate sri lankans. they are annoying, their women are ugly and they stink.

    And I mean MOST of them not ALL, of course, and Im talking about the ones that actually come from Sri Lanka, not the ones that are born here

  • @koko1914 why you are going to smell Sri Lankan's ass? ..It's stinky as others ha ha ha ...

  • @MrChallengev no, its just that sri lankans smell like ass from a mile away thats all

  • Im Tamil and i dont know any one who talks like that maybe its a sri lankan thing im from Tamil Nadu But live in Australia

  • Anyone who talks abt our mother language, just LISTEN to what he says. he specifically says 'Sri Lankans IN London'. So cool down my fellow Sri Lankans, obviously there are many Tamil people than Sinhalese in London. It's just a brilliant comedy. Don't be narrow minded. Enjoy the life!!! Btw I am Sinhalese Myself! Just disappointed in my own fellow friends for finding faults in everything and blaming someone else! :) :D Cheer up people!

    Russel: You are one great comedian! Keep the good work up!

  • Sri Lankans are ignorant, 250,000 of them come into my city and decide to bitch about the problems in their country. Go do that shit in your own country, we dont give a shit we have our own problems to deal with.

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  • @Bubbakaloosh89 its not your city, the world is for everyone. 

  • @T77406 that's what you got out of that statement? it's my city when people fresh of the boat come into canada and all of a sudden consider themselves Canadian, go out and protest about shit going on back home where they came from. Not even in a civil manner, they get thousands of their little pajama friends and block off a major highway so that WE CANADIANS can't get to work and make a dollar to pay for their welfare checks. Pretty ignorant if you ask me.

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  • @Bubbakaloosh89 ur pretty ignorant your self, u said all Srilankans when it was only a couple. We do work as well, and have to pay just like how you do. If you want to rant about a problem that occurred 2 years ago, and on a comedy video, thats just dumb.

  • @T77406 fuck that guy, hes just one of those people who talk behind screens :) saying "US canadians, CANT get to work" what a dumbass, it was one night that the incident of the highway happened years ago, but happens so he lost his job and family over it? "WE canadians" as if tamil people aren't Canadian now. honestly, no point in us getting a headache over him, he can't even argue properly.

  • @Bubbakaloosh89 dafuq? YOUR city? im sorry, are you native? because if you arent.. then your people,. who ever they are, came on boats and shit too. FUCK i hate dumbasses that try to argue.

  • This was the first Russell Peters clip I ever saw and it got me hooked

  • i am chinese and i find this funny.

  • u hav to study more about srilankans pal...bad joke

  • It feels that even if the majority of the people INSIDE Sri Lanka are Sinhalese it kinda feels like most people from Sri Lanka outside their country speak Tamil. I mean they are everywhere.

  • @Weel0w ever heard about the civil war that went on in that country for decades?

  • @cgmorvx1 Lmao yes I have seeing as dad was born and raised there. I just said that to kind of point out that people keep saying that the majority of Sri Lankans are Sinhalese when Russell says that there are lots of sri lankans in london and how they speak tamil. Of course most speaks tamil if the tamils are the ones who keep fleeing their bloody country.

  • @Weel0w they're fleeing because they're being killed.. if you didn;t know

  • @gopalgobi gah I know. Which is why they are so spread out everywhere unlike the sinhalese who stays in the country. Which is why there are so many of them in London. Which is what I tried to point out.

  • @Weel0w mm just seemed as if you didnt know they were forced to escaped for their lives

  • WTF! Who speaks like that in Lanka?? Lankans speak better than Indians!

  • Hit the like if you think Sri lankans can speak English better than indians..... i meant without that errrr sound... :P

  • corn on the cob lol

  • Fucking indians, get out of youtube

  • I have to say in sri lanka the majority is sinhalese. But we do have long names

  • Sri Lanka is all about SINHALESE not Tamils. But indeed mate, London is full of Tamils, so you could have the free game in London but not in Sri Lanka :) Btw Nice joke Russel. Come down to Sri Lanka sometime.

  • LMFAO.

    I love the exaggerated truth behind this vid.

    Exaggerated? Sure.

    The truth? ...is what makes it so freaking hilarious xD

    KANANDEKAB FTW :)

    Tamil and proud ;D

  • i was laughing so hard.... this is crazy funny

  • Gee, why are you guys so fucking tense? You guys have no sense of humor, kmt. It's sad that peeps feel the need to say they're sri lankan and find it funny because most of yall can't take a joke.

    As for the sinhalese who claim Tamils are indians (as though Sinhalese aren't...) I could argue and state historical facts but you clearly CHOOSE to be stupid. Again, doesn't say much about your ethnic group now does it?

  • XD Love it!

  • 2:16 David Beckham?

  • RUSSELL.. U ASS HOLE.. SRI LANKANS ARE NOT TAMILS.. MOTHER FUCKER.. TAMILS ARE FUCKING YOUR PEOPLE, INDIANS.. STINK..

  • @jinujee really? So where did sinhalese come from? Did you just sprout from the grounds? Or maybe swim from Japan? After all, you must have come from somewhere and if not from the closest main land to your island, India, then where?

  • @Jentyss - sinhalese r not coming from stinky tamil nadu.. we r coming from north india. russel needs to hav some general knwledge on d countries he is gona talk aba. else he should mind his fucking business without being a mother fucker. he thinks he is a big man wen he gets d american citizen.. his jokes r good to make his mom laugh..

  • @jinujee Ah but did you not just say that tamils are indians' peeps? that was implying you weren't indian yourself. He does have general knowledge, more than you do in fact, since you thought you weren't from india first. He IS minding his business, he's a comedian, they joke about things.

    Actually, your intelligence (or lack of it rather) probably stops you from understanding what I'm saying so I won't go into further explanations. 'mom' insults only show idiocy and desperation.

  • @TheTharinduTube he grew up in the GTA knowing Tamils, not sinhalese people =\ just like a lot of Torontonians know 

  • Hahahaha i talk that fast and am Sri Lankan :p

  • I'm Sri Lankan. I dont talk that fast since I've lived around Americans all my life... But when i listened to this and thought about my parents, i was like DAMN!!! SO TRUE!! lol

  • Hahaha Sri Lanka FTW :P 

  • lol is tha beckham at the end ???

  • i am indian, i am dark and i speak tamil! hahaha he forgot about us from tamilnadu!

    

  • "You want beansokanandecob?"

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  • LOL they actually do talk that fast !!! and get angry when we dont understand hahahah

  • reading all these comments im glad im sri lankan burgher..

  • Funny...He's talking about tamil speaking Sri Lankans. Not Sinhalese. :)

  • StudioSketch Sinhaleese People Originated from An area Near North India... Who is the refugee Now? I Agree Sri-Lankan Tamils do not Give a Great Impression In London. But this is too Funny :P Technically i Was Born in Sri-lanka So it does make me a Sri-Lankan

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  • The image that refugee Sri lankan tamils give to the world is not very great. specially here in london

  • long names!!! lol talk about it. I'm a Sri Lankan living in London and i find this funny :) but surprisingly most of Sri Lankans living in London don't speak good English. so dont take it on the country, we are better than this :P

  • At the end of the vid... was that David Beckham????

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  • whats the social issue shown in this video?

  • i am a sri lankan...and this is funny !!

  • hahaha CORNONTHECOB?? xD

  • HAHAHA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!

  • It's funny cause im tamil but orn from canada and i live in Brampton!! BTOWN WOOHHOO!!

  • I'm half Sri Lankan (Half White) and this is so true.

  • My Sri lankan friends thought that this was funny. I don't think that Russell has any malice with this jokes. He's a great observer of people.

  • Who is this guy?I never recalled to see him on tv or movies.

  • Damn, there're much funnier things about us than those to joke about. Peters picked the wrong things. Especially since Tamil speakers are a minority here. I agree about most people destroying the shit out of English, though.

  • I think russel peters should also be in a a few comedy movies .. just saying lol 

  • fuck ppl hu hate our country :(

  • @ashlet12345678910 well they should if you can't spell

  • @goshootyaself5 have u eva heard of short form

  • @ashlet12345678910 Well Said thats Not a Country but a Shit Hole.

  • @TheLansoprazole im not sure if dats wat i mean :)

  • woohhhoooo im srilankan and i still luv him

  • @praVeenie No one cares about Sri Lanka, laugh that you guys got worked into a joke and move on.

  • @djmagx Even if no one does, we care about Sri Lanka! Btw I just remembered HIMYM Barney Stinson's line about Canada! "Why are you guys even a country???" lol

  • @girly21Z Because we bathe on the regular and accept people from 3rd world countries like Sri Lanka to come here and make their lives better. That seems like a pretty good reason. Lol. How many people immigrate to Sri Lanka? Yeah... and we're talking about country legitimacy right now. Canada Vs Sri Lanka. Really? GG.

  • @girly21Z Also, where is Russell Peters from?

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  • @DriftxKingGTR I don't drink tea, tastes like shit, and if tea is your biggest argument about why people "care about Sri Lanka" then that's actually pretty funny. And who said the whole race is dumb? I'm sure you have a few people who can take care of their body odor and personal hygiene.

    Your people smell.

    That is all.

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  • @DriftxKingGTR My distaste for tea is enough to end this discussion because not liking tea makes me stupid. How does it feel to have the least attractive women in the world..? Seriously. How the fuck did they get so ugly? Go look at your mom and examine her, from top to bottom. God fucked her up. Or in your case, each of your Gods used her as a joke. Buck teeth, hairy.. everything. Pubic head hair. DARK IS HELL. Don't you have a honda civic to be stuffing 20 of your closest family members in?

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  • @DriftxKingGTR Reply again, your women are still ugly as fuck.

  • @djmagx you'll never get laid bro :)

  • @DriftxKingGTR Jokes on you, I just had sex. Want to continue this conversation? Why don't you inbox me. Again, your women are still ugly as fuck. Enjoy.

  • @djmagx I enjoy reading how limited your perspective is... :P

  • ha ha u stupid head, sri lankans dont speak tamil, we speak Sinhalese..

    there are like 5% of tamils in lanka.. TAMILS ARE FROM INDIA U CURRY PUFF..

    n by the way we speak ENGLISH way better dan Curry Indians..

  • @driftsami Tamils Originated In Sri Lanka, We're Not 'FROM' India && Yes Right Now Theres More Tamils In India Than In SL. Get Your Facts Right Then Start Talking Breh!

  • @iRepMahSwaggah im from chennai and you are wrong.

  • @driftsami You may speak better, but you all smell the same. Yup I said it.

  • @driftsami

    no actually. tamils are from both india and sri lanka. Im tamil, adn my family is from SRILANKA. don't be so ignorant.

  • I'm Sri Lankan and I speak Tamil. When I listen to this I burst out laughing until I start crying and my belly aches.

  • @praVeenie uh huh ... does a joke have to be about the "real you" ?? is that all you're bothered about when someone is doing a standup?? .. is this a documentary for academic studies ?? ITS A JOKE FOR GOD'S SAKE !!!! go do something else ... you're spreading a bad name for sri lankans ... and btw check the date before you reply to the comment ...how the hell did you find it ??? did you actually scrolled back ONE YEAR in comments?? are you alright?

  • @praVeenie well thats what my friend told me so whatever.

  • At least he acknowledged us Sri lankans! be happy! :D

  • If there is anything that sucks about being Sri Lankan is telling people you're from Sri Lanka and they say "WTF are you talking about where is that ? Is that part of Indian ? "

  • I'm Sri Lankan and this is quite funny xD

  • im sri lankan and this is hilarious

  • What show was this? Any download link for whole show? Please Reply!

  • Guys the things he says aren't blatant racism. Racism is defined as the hatred of another country and/or race. Does he hate them? No. He always begins with why he loves them and just makes day-to-day observations. If the people in his audience aren't offended then you shouldn't be either. He makes fun of himself as an Indian just as much. For example, I'm Greek, I DO eat huge amounts of food and have many many male cousins. If he said that it wouldn't be racist, it would be generally true.

  • i like the way he said we sound nothing like indians xD,,,, everyone thinks we sound the same -__-

  • @pwnagefuk To white people it's all the same, from nothern Africa to the part where people look like Chnese people....

  • @kenjuma I'm white and Egyptian, which is in Northern Africa. You sound stupid. However from India straight south there is a resemblance, scent.

  • "I knew it was you cuz youre the dark guy" LOLLL

  • As a Sri Lankan, I find this HILARIOUS :D

  • I wrote a comment here four months ago, which a troll wants to trip me up on. I wrote "the long names are a sinhalese thing". I'm kandyan sinhalese, and RELATIVE to tamil and other sinhala names, ours are huge. Its a unique naming system. My name has six words and 35 characters in english. I love the heritage but its a bitch to write. I didn'y mean Tamils DONT have long names, its just in that context, upcountry sinhalese area hell of a lot more fucked. Peace to all Tamils, Muslims and Burghers.

  • @Ak140106 fuck off you terrorist troll.

  • he just spoken to another refugee in UK , Not sri lankan Lol

  • Russell Peters gosee wrong . Sri lankans speak sinhala not tamil , tamil refugees live in UK speeks Tamil , not proud sri lankans

  • @studiosketch ahhaha if even Russel peters is admitting that sri lankans speak tamil. Then thats how the whole world prob views Sri lanka as.

  • it doesnt seem anythin funny...peter u suck

  • wow this russel peters is a racist bastard

  • this needs to be renamed as Sri Lankan Tamils or it makes no sense. It's like a joke about african americans being referred to all americans. Singhalese culture / race is very different from indians...whilst tamil culture is much more similar as their ancestors come from Tamil Nadu, India.

  • @blueSLify how the hell is the singalese culture very different? most of your culture is copied/based off tamil pple, the saree, even your religion.

  • @Ak140106 i said sinhalese culture is very different from indian culture. And that tamil culture is more similar to indian culture. Are you seriously refuting that?? And copied? we copied the sari? i don't know which sari you are talking about but the kandyan osiri looks nothing like any other sari i've seen, the drape is like the opposite. 

  • @Ak140106 As for religion...i don't know much about buddhism or hinduism coz im neither but seeing as buddhism has no gods and hinduism has about a thousand or more gods, i'm pretty sure that counts as a fundamental difference.

    Also, why get so offensive? Different doesn't mean one is better than the other!

  • @blueSLify Hinduism actually only believes in one god, but many manifestations. Yes, they are somewhat different in that respect.

  • @Ak140106 I think it's better you go outside of the shell and acquire the knowledge (although it is not available everywhere). Sinhalese follow Buddhism which is totally different from Hinduism (which is followed by many Tamils). Reference to Saree is another joke. And quite frankly there are many things Sinhalese culture has "copied" (in your own words) from the other civilizations over centuries, but they happened to be from superior civilizations, certainly not Tamil...

  • beansrcarandigam!!!

  • LOL i love this, buh he does know that the largest population of tamils are IN india right??

  • hahahahh i am from malaysia and this shit is the same there, we can talk so fast

  • Man, you should just disable comments -__-.

  • EVERY BODY SHUT UP ABOUT TAMILS AND SIGNALESE PEOPLE THERE WAS A FRIKEN WAR AND NOW SOME GAY SHIT IS HAPPENING NOW NO ONE IS BETTER THEN OTHERS SIGNALESE PEOPLE ARENT BETTER THEN TAMILS TAMILS ARENT BETTER THEN SINGALESE THIS VIDEOS ABOUT TAMILS SO STOP TALKING ABOUT SINGALESE AND START MAKING FUNNY COMMENTS ABOUT TAMILS STFU AND WATCH SRILALALALALLALALALALLALALA NATHAN!

  • @22jdjd totally agree! 

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH <3 I LOVE U

  • SUCH a funny guy!!

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  • Hahaha it's funny how most of the comments are about racism and all...

    Can't you just all enjoy Russell Peters' jokes. HE'S HILARIOUS :D

  • @Natalena4 It's not funny, it's sad...

  • yea......Mother Fuckers sinhalese are collapsing.....not lol

  • Where'd the last second go?

  • Idiots here supporting Tamil Tigers.

    You all know that none of the Tamils in Sri Lanka suppor the Tigers.

    They suffered hard BECAUSE of the Tigers.

    That Terrorist group killed countless innocent Tamils. All you LTTE supporters are brainwashed. Go talk to the Tamils in Sri Lanka who aren't fucking loosers like you lot, who try to claim Sri Lanka to be yours.

  • @TheBigOHMoment guy you aint no shit about what yu talking about for sure yu aint tamil yu blufffin man alll of dem tamils in sri lanka support the tigers

  • @eastsidekrunk I didn't say I was tamil. :) I know that they don't though. I know tamils who admit this, that arent even in Sri Lanka right now. Go to sri lanka, and talk to the tamils in Jaffna, which is nicely rebuilt now. :)

    Stop spreading bullshit.

  • shut the fuck up idiot LASTBLAKHWK

    u guys moved to Canada UK coz of fear ene?

    where ufrom tiger?uk?canada?

  • wats dis show

  • one can make fun at any other race's accent but the minute you make fun of sri lankans they are defensive they can dish out but they cant take...typical...lol.

  • Sinhalese are No-1 war criminals.........they will be fucked by the world very soon :)

  • oooooi russel Tamil is not Sri Lankas mother language

    SINHALA is the main language in Sri Lanka

    and Sri Lanka isnot part of South Indian

    idiot

  • @kings1891kfe what u talking about get your facts right. Tamil is the main language in Sri Lanka. After the decrease in population of tamil people in Sri Lanka after they started moving to foregin countries such as Canada, Us, Britian etc... There were more sinhalese people. Therefore the government became Sinhalese. As there were less Tamils the sinhalese just became more dominate in Sri Lanka but if u check orginally Tamil is the main langauge and don't bring shit up like this

  • @LastBlackHawk lmao Are you high? 64 million tamils in south india. The only place in the world sinhalese are found is Sri lanka. (of course they migrated around to other countires like uk, australia etc) but tamil was never the main language of sri lanka.

    Go ask the tamils there, who live in harmony with the sri lankans.

    go ask the tamils in sri lanka who don't support the tigers cuz they know the sinhalese people are innocent.

    Stop lying to urself man. seriously.

  • @TheBigOHMoment cus they kno that singalese pple are innocent? im sure ur god to know each and one of them to declare them as innocent. grow up

  • @TheBigOHMoment

    their innocent? are you high? No one is innocent. Not the tigers, and not the sinhalese either. Do you fucking realize, that both parties are bombing up eachother adn killing innocent civilians? Get your head out of the fucking gutter!

  • @coffeebeans89 I don't like arguing, but yes our side is innocent. Only idiot Sinhalese gangs had dumb riots early on during the war. After those mother fuckers, not a single Sinhalese person hurt a tamil. Ever. The only reason the innocent tamils were hurt was because the LTTE used the tamils as a shield, and put them in front.

    The tigers never let a single tamil run to the safety of the SL forces. They shot down almost everyone who ran off.

    Watch "Freedom Speaks" by Onslorg.

    It has the truth.

  • @TheBigOHMoment Ignorance is all you are

  • @coffeebeans89 I don't understand you. I don't just believe anything I hear. I research, identify reliable sources, and draw from my own experiences. I talk to victimized Tamils in this city, hear their stories of how the Tigers threatened them to pay monthly to keep their relatives in SL alive, etc. I never say anything without a good factual background, because if I'm proved wrong, that's embarrassing, and I end up being a liar. I don't believe the crap propaganda from the LTTE cuz I'm smart.

  • @TheBigOHMoment Okay first off, I didn't say that I believe in any of what the two parties are doing. both sides are killing. Second off, you showed me a link to a video done by sinhalese people. You don't think that's biased in any way?? If it was someone else, than maybe you have some legitimacy, but you don't

  • @coffeebeans89 True say. It's because the whole world is brainwashed with the LTTE propaganda, so not many people go, hey, let's do our own research into this issue. For the record, the video is done by a Sinhalese guy out of his own money, cuz of his frustration at the motherload of lies out there. This isn't by the government, so it isn't technically biased. The tamil victims who talk in the documentary are legit, so I mean, that's something. And, my bad for assuming you supported a side. Srry

  • @coffeebeans89 oh, and the war is over, and the displaced 300,000+ tamils are being returned to their new homes etc. It's a slow process, but that's a start right? Just goes to show that the Gov't had no reason to shoot tamils, and the only ones that died from army ammunition were those forced in the crossfire by the LTTE, or unlucky individuals. :(

    I like how you talk without hatred btw, that's rare in these comment discussions.

    Thank you. :)

  • @coffeebeans89 Fuck off man.

  • @nisalprathiba fuck you. you weren't even part of this conversaton. go find a place that you're wanted.

  • @kings1891kfe

    it was once part of india

    thts wah he ment

    moron

  • japanese guys speak english like its japanese too.

  • yea Sri lanka!

  • What the fuck is a Sinhalese?

  • We,Sri Lankans sound NOTHING like Indians!

  • @angelontherun91 ahhaha you guys sound worse!

  • i would marry this man, seriously.

  • LOL tamils go suck ur mutton rolls!

  • @Dancingbearr Why, you want some?

  • @Dancingbearr and you can go suck russells cock! lol :)

  • Beckham at the end of the video?

  • @tash in wat way r u better??

    ha ha ha

  • dear mr. peters

    know one, our mother tongue is sinlaha

    know two, the war ended a fucking 2 years ago for today

    know three, we are much much MUCH better than Indians..

    Thank You (: