Lee Mack - Live at the Apollo - 3 Dec. 2007 - Part 1 of 4

[TheDicamillo]

Haha this cunt is fucking hillarous. One of the best comedians alive.

[Ztip444]

6 million innocent jews haha class he is fucking awesome but not as good as lee evans :)!

[TheFunnytammy]

@1Nickyduncan

this ''shit'' is hilerious and thats why people pay between £100-£200 for a good ticket to go see him live have you not noticed the audiance crowd full and all laughing and if you don tlike it why search it so yeah do 1!

[rohitrez]

lee mack is hilarious

[anglosuisse]

haha quality. Eeeeeeeeez dropped iz bloomin pencil on the floor , eeeeeez done what!!

[YouWishYouNeverMetMe]

And im from new zealand! Its called a haka haha

[YouWishYouNeverMetMe]

Whats the name of the song playing at the start?

[charosism]

@YouWishYouNeverMetMe "Take Me Out" - Franz Ferdinand

[yellowcougar18]

I'm sure people have heard about that irritating australian contestant who tried to steal Lee Macks act, yet got caught. Jordan Paris was his name. Stole Jokes from three or four comedians, including Lee. Then when the little prat came back onstage, in what should have been an act comprised of his own material, a shot at redemption, he stole material again.

A 'cut and paste' joke about stealing material. There's only one Lee Mack, and nobody can deliver his material as well as he can.

[sebisam]

@yellowcougar18 No, I never heard about this. Do you have a link to this guy stealing the acts?

[yellowcougar18]

@sebisam Sure thing, here it is.

/watch?v=DkXX_hTYX2o

This is a report from an australian news report show which not only shows the plagiarist Jordan Paris, but also the original comedians doing their thing years before him, and the jokes he stole from them.

Lee Mack is one of the comedians, the other is Geoff Keith.

Despite stealing the jokes, Paris actually tells them really badly.

[chuggieforever]

I went to see robbie williams (don't judge) and everytime he did that i laughed.

[Nicothephysicist]

@bigsinks101 quite what do you mean by that? The Jews had done nothing except create most of modern science and then the Nazis killed them. Explain yourself you strange person!

[theunknownuser2008]

Fuck me

[bigsinks101]

jews arent innocent

[Janiemanie1993]

Who was the dude with the white hair that he pointed out?

[naomitik]

@Janiemanie1993 Anthony Worrall Thompson, chef.

[Janiemanie1993]

@naomitik Thanks!

[r1richie]

@Janiemanie1993 a T.V chef

[dannybeezy1011]

20 people dropped their pencil

[russellpercy02]

lol lee mack is amazing

[freddiezante08]

Fuck off I aint got time for anything especially you you cunt!

[KittyaaEvonaa476]

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[Dugald64]

As a kiwi, that was brilliant on the rugby part.

[Robbo1408]

does anyone know where i can find the clip where he is talking about his favourite swear word 'Motherfucker'?

ive bin looking for it for ages :(

[Alex7457]

@Robbo1408, it's on his live dvd, should be over in the video list somewhere >>>>>>>>

[MaskofMystery]

@Robbo1408 you see that guy there? he fucks his mum!

so?

wait theres more.....he's really bad at it!

Bad mother fucker! LOL

[SourExplosion]

that jump was brilliant

[KillaDose]

what a pommy faggot

[jay270486]

@KillaDose That comment you made explains yourself. Nuff said

[ryanflint15]

Two funniest comedians in Britain are Lee Evans and Lee Mack, the two biggest and best Lees :D

[Lightscribe721]

Could someone explain the Protestant/Catholic lightbulb joke, please?

[megatimtim]

@Lightscribe721

I hope I'm not wrong, but I think it's because Ireland and N.Ireland are serious about catholic and protestants.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong

[KlownFace55]

@megatimtim yeah i think your right tbh, north ireland adopted the christian protestant when it was taken by the english :) so we all had a big war over it

[LilStarWarsChick2860]

so come on.. i say dont you know :L

[quixot1c]

lol :)

[heloo919]

what does he say at 3:02, cheeky never blue? and u fuckin rock lee mack

[MrFuckthemancs]

MAN HES HILARIOUS HAHA

[Domydoor]

i've met him, he's a great guy

[superhappyfunslide2]

He's great live

[sugarrush777]

I have the best image of Lee getting of the train and singing "have I got the time..."

[hollyrogs]

@sugarrush777 lol f**** off you northern twat

[calumsmith2]

Im cheeky, never blue

[fcfcbarcafcfc]

Northen pride! :D

[GiefGoldPlx]

I just watched both of Lee Mack's appearances at Live at the Apollo back to back and I realised he uses the word "plethora" to describe the celebrities that are present in both shows. Pretty nifty eh? :P

[roonster84]

Saw him perform on 27thth sept 2010 live at the apollo - he was hillarious...cant wait for the recording to show on bbc.

[Zeph100]

@roonster84 Me too...he was the funniest thing by far that night! That woman was awful!

[FlumblesMum]

@roonster84 You mean he's going to be on again? Yay!

[AndMyAxe414]

That Heelkick made my day.

[FlumblesMum]

Fuck off, I ain't got time for anything, especially you, you cunt. *heelclick*

Love him.

[FlumblesMum]

I think he looks much better with a bit of weight on.

[CCS4LIFE2010]

DONT DISS THE HAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tegrenath]

@CCS4LIFE2010 haha, the more seriously you try to take something the harder a comedian is gonna take the piss out of it. i'm sure the reverence the new zealand teams give the haka has more to do with it being made fun of than the routine itself.

[bethanyamylister10]

come on glastonbury, you know this one,

yeah it was 150 quid to get it any chance you could sing it for us lol ;)

[AllyBification]

If you only watch one Lee Mack clip, make sure it's this one!! Corkin'!!

[nullliner]

That's the funniest thing i've seen all year:

"eees dun wo?"

"eeeeeees dropped 'is blumin pencil on the flooooowoooor-oh"

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

Back off you northern twat

lmao

[NzHeartagram]

love u Lee.... and it is scary when a big ass Maori guy comes n tries to attack u with a spear.... hahahaha

[JamesMorganLondon]

His Cockney singing and dancing are the funniest things I've seen in years. I laugh every time I watch this.

[gtc123killie]

Lee Mack is the sharpest comedian around, a genius, i cry laughin at the guy

[TheCono09]

wats the name of the song i no tis franz ferdenande

[Weridism]

@TheCono09 Take Me Out

[david2k6murphy]

@TheCono09 take me out, good song

[Jessmo198]

He is my mates uncle :)

[shepsheddynamo]

brilliant comedian

[NzHeartagram]

Im from NZ and i know that isnt scary but its a war dance and its from the 1800s lol

[2cita05]

lets hear it

:i say u dont u noe

top lad him!

[dlowney100]

im going to see him in february :D

[skiplawless]

he's done what!

[tommyddoolin]

Going to see him in February!

[Dazzy160]

dry your nuckles!

[mikedhall]

drag mate, drag!! :)

[Dazzy160]

haha

I thought I didn't make sense :P

[festivalleeds]

whos manning tht microwave

[ReTrODaZ]

get a job you fat c**t lol

[TabbzMoo]

he's really funny in not going out

[musicdilemma]

lee macks gd! and agree with Santa Seeker btw

[SantaSeeker181]

why is it always bofs commenting when i just wana laugh

[AncientJoystick]

Has anyone noticed that the comments on every stand up comedy video are the same?

Yes he and every other comedian in the world repeat their jokes, that's why they call it a tour - because they go to different places and do more or less the same show.

As for "All of his DVDs" he only has one DVD out. He has just been on different shows doing the same material from his tour.

He is doing a new tour starting this month (Oct 2009-May 2010) according to the ever reliable and accurate wikipedia.

[TabbzMoo]

so glad someone else realises that!

[valcan99]

we probly could say it back to him considering how much he repeats his jokes ;D

[eminem1215]

robbie williams bit made me rofl :L!

[zorgoth22]

has any 1 noticed his acts r all exactly the same on each DVD hes good but only sticks with the same act every time he stands up watch them all and youll understand me

[coltsuperocean10]

zorgoth22, you are getting fucking boring now, why dont you fuck off you sad cunt!! get out the house a bit more you weirdo!!

[Flip896]

Franz Ferdinand was acctually named after a race horse qho was name after the Archduke Franz Ferdinand

[rugbycrazyrugbymad]

Really?

wow... you sure?

[Dazzy160]

4:00 was the best

but why is it they have the word 'fuck' and another beep with a 'b' sound at the start lol

[Gellis2009]

He probably said "cunt"

[supercity19]

it was cunt they bleeped out.

[kimmykins83]

Lee Mack, you RULE dude! :D

[sgtgorillaz]

4:00

LMAO!!!

[langley321]

best comediann about !

[aarondoskate]

luv this guy , he is a comedic genious

[joshierawlz]

one of the best stand ups ever

[born2bewilddude]

he has got to be one of the most funniest underrated comedians

[damseyb]

Just like your spelling :P

[born2bewilddude]

what theres nothing wrong with my spelling you prick

[damseyb]

Grammar even :D

[StanleyDonwood]

It's the grammar

[shahidshahrukh]

the woman in teh crowd at 4.04 looks similair to the other lee mack apollo performance where he used her glasses

[IAmTheSecretOfMana]

If you watch this AFTER the 2005 one where he debuted at the Apollo, he looks a lot chubbier. Not completely different, but different none-the-less.

Watch it, you'll see what I mean.

[hippotoast]

Weight gain is one of the few unfortunate side effects of a high income.

[rogerthat155]

only because of the wallet :p

[emilyjellybellyleaf]

I SAY DON'T YA KNOW!

He is a very funny man, my favourite comedian probably :D

[iTzFNR4]

ireland are all fucking leak sheep shaggers

[Obsidian1392]

wtf u mean wales ?

[1818joe]

middle eart is coz he is small-hobbit or he looks like gollem

[George36th]

i find that irish joke so funny ... im english and i hav a lot of irish friends so im very cautious when it comes to religion =|

[prodriver12345]

being irish isnt a religion lol

[George36th]

i kno that ... do u think im a tard?

[prodriver12345]

well u made it sound like u thought it was in your comment tbh

[nuttaowns]

he means the north and republic split

[TheJIMMYmadsen]

irish = religion ..

wtf

its a nationality u pikok

[George36th]

i mean that ireland is so religionally - torn

im not a tard like u ... now fuck off u cunt fucker

[TheJIMMYmadsen]

ya mams a what .... ?

[George36th]

r u a fucin tard or canu just not fuckin read???

i said fuck off

[TheJIMMYmadsen]

well your mum makes gravy for lepards init !!

[Kebabbie123]

franz ferdinand - take me out

[babyhorse3]

seein im next year at preston guild hall (Y)

[George36th]

what is that openin song called ... ?

[mackatoonarmy]

Franz Ferdinand - Take me out

[Impartial15]

Can someone explain the Middle Earth part to me please? I don't know if I'm just being obtuse.

[griffovyick]

hes in lord of the rings.

[Impartial15]

Sorry...but where?

[MrCommentz]

No your not lol - Middle Earth is from Lord of the Rings. I believe he starred in it.

[Impartial15]

I'm being silly again...sorry. I know that Middle Earth is in Lord Of The Rings but if he was in the films I don't remember seeing him. Really sorry if I sound dumb. I'm not blonde...I promise.

[MrCommentz]

loool i think he played that dwarf guy with the big beard.

[Impartial15]

Ahhhhh....I get it now. (I think that was John Rhys-Davies though.) Ah well. Never mind. It doesn't really matter that much. Thanks anyway though.

[MrCommentz]

ah i dont know - cant say im a huge fan of those films. no prob :)

[FlumblesMum]

@Impartial15 A little late but... Anthony Worrall Thompson is a TV chef. He wasn't in LOTR, but Mack is implying that he looks like something out of those films.

[sisko45]

lol hes a famous chef ya spanners lol

[insibrex]

4:00 rofl! xD

[gregpatillo]

Love heel clicks now lol, common cockney XD

[cokeadict619]

The People At 4:24 Nearly Died With Laughter!!!!

[cokeadict619]

when you talk about comedians you never think of lee mack but he is BRILLIANT!!!!

[rcedi]

im riddled with cockney, funny as ! ha ha ha ha

[123Hellie321]

4:!5 onwards EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES DROPPED HIS BLUMMIN PENCIL ON THE FLOOR LMAOOOO

[babyhorse3]

tommy dropped his pencil on the floor! lmao!

this guys a legend :) x

[PaddyIsLeet09]

"No, I aint got time for fucking you or no one" LOL!

[luk3112]

lmfao

[sammycorb]

I love the tommys droped his pencil on the floor bit omg funny

[cheeserape]

What's the name of that franz ferdinand song?

[carrt007]

take me out :D

[BurningGold]

ma best mates mum taught him at uni 8D

[bloodreign15]

Take Me Out

[charliee75]

iT GETS OUT OF SYNC AFTER ABOUT 3 1/2 MINS. BUT OTHERWISE, HILARIOUS

[ClompsyKid]

Hello, please don't hurt me! \o/

Brilliant.

[babyhorse3]

haha yeahh ;) x

[Shard100]

I know its one of those hard to learn hard to master moves.

My mate messed up the Lazy to pole vault and busted his bollocks pretty bad but funny as hell lol

[Shard100]

Same! lol

i snapped my shin when i messed up the kong lol

[Shard100]

Oh!i just seen your channel and you do PK too.good 2 see more Freerunners on U tube

[Shard100]

Yeah the french perfume was Funny as fuck

and when i seen the gensters bit LOL-ed for days

[LaCuNa92]

i love the franz ferdinand rant

I say dont you know...

[Shard100]

It's OK we all have certain comedic tastes :)

[Shard100]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LEEEEEEE

not as good as LEE EVANS

[pRiMeValNeRd]

Love him, love him, love him!!! :P

[DaveAlmighty300]

Hehe, came on with the same music as last time. I remember watching his first live at the apollo. I couldn't stop laughing - the perfume sketch was too funny. He's gained quite a lot of weight to be honest :P

[HaganeNoRenkinjuts]

Omg you're right O.o

[Trishaa66]

Funny, but not as good as his first appearance at the Apollo.

[Goldendroid]

i collapsed after that performance before.

[YeungyBassMasta]

yehhh fuckin hell hes funny

and hes from where i live SOUTHPORT!!

[fishc4nfly]

I live in London and i love it and everything. But if everyone went round doing what he said it would be fucking great!. A bit weird and abnormal but brill. Haha!! x

[threecardmontegirl]

from middle earth its Anthony warrell thompson!! brilliant.

[psychicdumass]

rofl end bout time is class =]

[ladygisborne20]

haha that Robbie Williams bit cracked me up :P

he's awesome!

[gobbygirl77]

lee mack has a lancashire accent

[canvasmondays]

hes from chorley wich is were i live :)

[martyn448]

Manchester

[canceriancharisma]

he has such a gr8 british accent...!

where part of UK does dis accent belong to ?