Jackie Mason Vlog 43 The Weather Report

[retroolschool]

Your too much Jackie, and your right. What the hell do we even have a long term forcast for anyways? That may have been more acurate in the past, but in this day in age, its a crock of shit!

[medliberty]

Jackie would make a terrific weatherman. Somebody would actually watch the weather report if he gave it.

[ElderOfTzion]

ROFL "Is it hot or cold you nazi bastard!" lmao!

[goglenn11]

my gentile friends are cracking up.

[kopitetommy]

I am a gentile and find Jackie Hilarious, the above clip is quite amusing. He plays on stereotypes, and is not intending to be malicious by any means. Keep up the good work Jackie

[HAZIDEAD]

This is one of Jackie's best...

[jerry550]

You shouldn't be offended, it's comedy. Just because Jackie Mason is satirizing meteorology, doesn't diminish its worth.

[TOHUVOHU]

hey stupid he,s a comedian , got to school to learn what that is brainiac, lookin stratus be-atch

[pokerguy17]

TOHUVOHU,

Hey fag, why don't you fuck off.

[cynewulf57]

Jackie! I Love you you massive Jew you

[2tone2000]

Quality!

[MacWebGuru]

The Maven has spoken !

This is a timeless gem that's hilarious that will live forever. !

mazel tov...

[smartman43]

Jackie your great man!!!!!!!

[kiddiechick]

I read you book "Shmucks" in practically one sitting! You ROCK! But please - give us a smile! Don't look so depressed...

[Strato50]

"Is it hot or cold, you nazi bastard!"

Bwahahahahahaha

[XFactor294]

Hey Jackie! How come they only report the wind chill

factor in the winter, but in the summer they report

the heat index? Did you ever hear a weatherman say,

"It's 95 degrees out today, but with the wind chill

factor, it only feels like 78"?

[lonympics]

I predict the weather.

[johnsmdm]

as a jew I'm telling you only god knows what the weather will do..we can "predict", an educated guess..Jackie has forgotten his jewish ideals...

[HAZIDEAD]

This man is just wonderful. And so so right about this issue. All the weathermen can tell you is when it's hot: tommorrow is going to be even hotter! Halleluah

[bigcajunman]

What is the barometric pressure in New York? Someone Tell ME!

[ark1588]

thanks Jackie

I needed a real good laugh today

[joshster89]

Im 18 and I love Jackie Mason. I'm an alte-kacker at heart :P :P

[rrrocksmahsocks]

this is supposed to be comedy?

[trublgrl]

The British TV show Spitting Image once had a sketch about the weather report: "The weather today will be wrong, followed patches of wrongness later in the evening. The weather tommorrow will be startlingly innacurate." This was in the early 80's and 20 years of science hasn't helped at all.

[Howlinblind]

Jackie You make myn day brighter by 95%

[mr1user]

I'm still laughing!

[capaldi30]

Right on the mark!

[jpiccion]

Exactly! We need to know how hot or cold it will be

[abcmole]

I thought that lady who came out of the building behind you was going to come around and jump you.

[ascheralan]

Funny, as always!

[Djarra]

Jacky your lucky. You should try having to put up with British weather people. Lots of waffle about frog spawn and attempting to be comedic then they flash through the temperature so fast you miss it.

[sheepinarowboat]

gentile just hot or cold...LOL. Hey as a gentile I resemble that remark! Too funny!

[SonomaDave1]

By 1:00, you had me laughing out loud in total agreement! For years, us Gentiles have known that the weather prognastacators didn't know what they were talking about, but everybody said... "Whatever you do, don't tell the Jews! They think the weathermen really know something that they don't." So we just looked out the window and went with it. Thanks for bring clarity!

[joshster89]

You sound the same on your CD where your talking about weathermen. Faigles with sticks!

[600997]

Why does a Jew want the statistics? This guarantees there is always something to kvetch about!

[groundview]

If its so hot how come your wearing a jacket! I live in Brooklyn. They did predict this hot weather last week. I'm jewish and I'm stuck right here!

[JHBowden]

I love how the wind chill is never used during the summer, and the heat/humidity index is never used during the winter. The media just uses these things to exaggerate and make things sound worse than they are.

[zipdoodah]

I know what you mean about weather predictors. It rained today in my area and not one of the many local weather people predicted it. They said it was going to be hot, but it rained instead.

Another great video Jackie.

[harryogre]

"Its raining, but without the rain, its dry."

Love it Jackie!

(still miss the Dick Dale into)

Keep up the good work!

[Ablom24]

i have one of Jackies standup acts from years back (probably early 90's) and he mentions this whole wethere thing almost word for word. but the funny thing is that it all applies 100% today as well. weathermen, nazi bastards

[islandGAL7]

I LOVE YOU JACKIE

[wallunder1000]

Superb video Jackie.

[Earthgem]

Jeremiah 10:23 - "I well know, O Jehovah, that to earthling man his way does not belong. It does not belong to man who is walking even to direct his step." - You are funny Jackie, look forward to your next video!

[katalina2007]

Weather prediction is TRULY an inexact science! Of course, I don't live in NYC :)

[dekken56]

truer words were never spoken