Shit Black Dads Say.

[TheBabybleu18]

white dads suck dick just like black ones do as a matter of fact you're gonna find dead beat dads in all shapes and colors dummy

[missbackoff]

this seems a bit racist

[CyborgNinja7]

That's totally what a black dad would do. Sucks that this video turned into a racist haven though.

[IndigooChilld]

HAHAH Shit my brother says

[itsniquenique45]

lmaooo! my daddy alwys tryna tell me about old school shit

[nogoodtroll]

Bullshit. White guys are the best fathers. Black guys are fucking lame ass fuck. They are boring unimaginative lovers that think they can impress a girl with there big black cock, which isn't any bigger than a white guys, thats just a stereotype. White guys are way better lovers, better dads, better providers, period.

[HearrtOnMySleeve9]

it wasnt funny until the slippers hahaha

[sammynikki8624]

LMFAO!!! The house shoes.....I think every Black dad walks like that with their beat up house shoes!

[MotherTruckingTacos]

i expected that i was gonna be angry after watching this video but as i was watching it i realized i was completely wrong! you are so funny all of this is so true xD

[ChocoRangerx]

the house shoes... lol!!

[TheUniqueGemini]

If your talking about black American dads, yes I agree.

[DannieeBearrr]

The girl is mixed race herself? How on earth can she be racist, at no point in this video did she make jokes about skin colour or say anything degrading about black people! I thought this was hilarious!! xx

[isaiah619sd]

This is stereotypical. Racist -_-

[Lulu10499]

divineoblivionguy, just by you saying the word 'mates,' I could immediately tell that you were the whitest white person I've ever heard talk. I don't care if you're black, you act white.

[VanessaWalker1997]

r u racist?!?!

[TheUniqueGemini]

@VanessaWalker1997 How is she racist? her father is black and she's loves him. lol

[VanessaWalker1997]

@TheUniqueGemini oh...i didn't know that sorry

[divineoblivionguy]

shit i say when me and my mates have a gun pionted at ur head: fire!

[LymeMunki]

This IS my dad, hahahaha.

[ImJustVilde]

lol

[sekcwunn]

lol

[TheJ3NnY88]

this was so funny! loved it and please make more like this =)

[Candycpaige]

This was so funny. Lol

[mysticwolf92]

LMAO this is fantastic. I love this video.

[tightkitty4u]

U really need help...what a messed up child :)) god can help you

[supernewchie]

LOL my dad can't go anywhere in the house without slippers!

[kitteyandkat]

....I wish i had a black dad like this

[BiGTyMeDyMe]

awwww i juz dropped a deuce!!

LOL

[Hurdyhurd]

Good one! Shiit had me dyin!

[9simowen9]

This video basically is my dad haha XD He is just like that!

[smoothcashmere]

lol my dad laughs like that..haha made me giggle!

[ajpello2003]

this is the umpteenth time ive watched this sooo funny! u rock:)

[ominous450]

my dad never says that shit.

[ominous450]

my dad never says that shit.

[ominous450]

my dad never says that shit.

[LatishaIkuobase]

the laugh, soo true! lol that was hilarious

[starrynights1107]

Lmao those damn house shoes

[barbiedlux]

hilarious!!! I should make a "shit jewish dad's say" vid. LMAO!

[TheBrittney0821]

lmao, I buy you fly. my dad says that alllll the time.

[TheAsiafication]

lmao! hilarious! "just dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool" priceless

[evabaybeh11]

My dad doesnt act like that at all. but funny .

[itslea84]

As soon as i turned 18 my dad was sending me to the store to get his cigars!...

[JaiyeTaylor]

Spot on...

[24morningstar]

every black guy i ever known my whole life was a piece of shit dad who never took care of their babies and had babies but different girls and never paid child support

[SlickChick88]

@24morningstar well. i was blessed enough to have my dad in my life, and he's hilarious. Also, he has 3 children with the same woman. Guess he's awesome :)

[arlettegyslain]

@24morningstar racist bitch

[24morningstar]

@arlettegyslain it was only true what I said , sorry if the truth made u mad :(

[OfficialRilo]

@24morningstar you just need to stop fucking with "aint-shit" niggas and maybe if your pussy wasn't blown out like fried rice a nigga would actually pay more than $1.99 on your ass.

[24morningstar]

@OfficialRilo let me guess ur a black guy w/ kids u dont support. see how made people get when its something that they do or that they know is true. and to go ape on someone and say all that , thats crazy smh

[arlettegyslain]

@OfficialRilo dont worry about her. she probably has half black kids running around without a father.

[OfficialRilo]

@arlettegyslain exactly, just shaking my head to all of this.

[arlettegyslain]

@24morningstar well boo hoo your baby daddy left you for someone else, ahh thats sad. fyi not all black fathers are like that you just messed with the wrong one. i hope you dont say shit like that about the father of your kids.

[24morningstar]

@arlettegyslain lol

[24morningstar]

@arlettegyslain i have one child and his dad is my boyfreind and he is def in his life and he is not bnlack( never do that!!) and he is mexican and my dad is italian i was jus basing that off of my mans freinds who are all black its the same situation w/eveyone one of them

[wildcatste]

Do you know many Black guys in real life? Deadbeat dads on tv and music videos don't count. I know many Black guys in real life, including my own dad, who are good husbands and attentive fathers.

Also- shit dads come in all colors.

[24morningstar]

@wildcatste so true

[MegaMrsRedneck]

@wildcatste So true. Bad dads come in all colors and forms. That's all I'm saying.

[OpinionatedFemaleDog]

@24morningstar you must not know many. I do. and EVERY one (including mine) is awesome! But whatever. embrace your ignorance.

[perdybirdie]

@24morningstar thumbs down, my dad is black and had 3 kids with my mom as well and they are married and still together

[Emme9thWorld]

@24morningstar i'm sorry if that was your experience but you should be smart enough to know that life is bigger than what you went through. I'm proud of my big family and distant relatives we are black and we are positive role models and i have met many other wonderful black families even some where the dad was the sole parent.

[24morningstar]

@Emme9thWorld i have had no experience with what i said iw as sayin it about my mans (hes mexican) freinds who are pretty much all black

[arlettegyslain]

@24morningstar would you like me to stereotype your mexican hubby, would you like it if i said all that shit huh bitch, thought not.

[Emme9thWorld]

@24morningstar also if i had a bunch of asian people always in my area treating me wrong i still would not say that all asian people are pieces of shit... That is the same thing you're doing.

[Emme9thWorld]

@24morningstar your comment makes all the good black dads appear non-existant... maybe you should think about the type of energy you put out there you will be a happier person.

[righteousprincess7]

@24morningstar you just mad because your dad is black and he didnt care abouut you and hhe has a happy family without you!!!!!!!!!!blame your mother !!!

[24morningstar]

@righteousprincess7 hahahhahah that is so cute and funny my dad is italian and my baby daddy who is also my boyfreind is 100% mexican . i was basing that comment off of his freinds which are all black an are piece of shit dads jus sayin

[Shantell81CRNA]

@24morningstar say it in a different way or just not at all that is offence to others

[arlettegyslain]

@24morningstar you are just a dumb sad person with too much hate. when talking about black dads are talking about all black dads? this may come as a shoke buut america is not home to all black people. there black dads in africa, in europe (where i live), austarlia, asia and every other continent you fuckwit. have you been outside of america, have you travelled the world, have you gone into every black fammily and observed how black fathers treat ttheir kids.

[arlettegyslain]

@arlettegyslain i hope you and your racist hubby lose all of those friends and hope they know the kind of racist fuck they roll with.

[arlettegyslain]

@arlettegyslain i could easily stereotype you and say shit about how lose, dumb, whorish you are based on your race but i dont know you so how would i know.

[Shantell81CRNA]

@24morningstar well hate to bust your bubble but i know a lot of white dads that suck to.... its not just blacks

[eftultima]

@24morningstar damn need to hang around some different black people then. where ever you live must suck donkey shit

[MightyMashShow]

Haha! this was so well done.. Love your channel! Check out my own 'Shit my roommate says' Hey, ru still working at Mac? x

[saRob0304]

the slippers were hilarious!!

[MissLysreign]

Toooo funny! lol... People need to lighten up.. My dad doesn't say stuff like this, but it's still funny.. It is stuff I've heard black guys say in general (not all of it, but still). Those slippers had me laughing so hard. =]

[boholove08]

Mt dad is black and I've never heard him say any of that

[DarkNatasha23]

LMAO..... GIRL YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL! This is sooo my pops! Except he grew up in the 60's and 70. I love this side of you. Chile don't let these uptight idiots get to you....LOVE THIS.

[shari04]

yawn...

[TheBigAntShow]

nice n ya cute with a hoody on lol

[kalisfinest805]

omgee its sad but ALOT of blk fathers arent in there childrens life's!!!

[24morningstar]

@kalisfinest805 soooooooooo true

[Zoe101isout]

Ignorant racist comments!

[SlickChick88]

@Zoe101isout how?? my dad is black and i have enough black friends and family, its a joke. lighten up please.

[perdybirdie]

@SlickChick88 i think she was actually talking about the comments on this video

[Misana]

@perdybirdie i wondered myself.

[hamptonclub]

This vid is so true!!

[emeraldenjoli]

The snicker and the house shoes... you had me rolling. I thought I was going to be upset after watching this lol

[SlickChick88]

@emeraldenjoli lmao im soo glad u caught that hahaha.. pants always me too high with socks and ouse shoes shuffling around lolol

[PrincesPurpleKisses]

"Bring back some toilet paper" LOL heard that before

[juicybesitos]

Lol! This was true & funny.

[izzytorres10]

LOL am favoriting this vid :)

[Teenage1Dreamer]

...... Y is my dad so different?

[SlickChick88]

@Teenage1Dreamer idk my dad is young as hell haha

[mandith]

That is sooooo true! hahaha

[beautifull1908]

Lol this was my laugh of the day

[Adorablez101]

Ugh iGotta Drop A Duecee Lmao

[ajpello2003]

No really is ur dad black? Lol don't matter ur hilarious

[SlickChick88]

@ajpello2003 yes why would i lie! haha

[meghanxinfinity]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Southprincess]

omg love it.lol

[niknic12]

LMAO!

[hendrixluvr]

I died when you were sending that text message talkin about "can you pick me up some cigarettes?" after you JUST said to that AHAHAHA, DEAD!

[bananabaygirl]

Lol I loved this

[tonnsONE]

"i buy you fly" lol...

[DPthaTRUTH]

you had me rollin this whole video

[XxiDollfaceXx]

Lmao ...awesome video :)

[LYLMAMA2FLYY]

Lmaooooo....so u are mixed...i was wondering but hell yea u hit it right on the nail all the examples you made i definately have heard before....ahahahahahha cool video

[SlickChick88]

@LYLMAMA2FLYY yea, im black, filipina & italian :)

[dgilbert15]

lol ur so amazingly funny! <3 ya!

[7poetsdream]

I have to send this vid to my son!! My son is 1/2 black (Oh, I'm white btw lol) He'll like this (and you, I'm sure)

[ladymeli134u]

Ctfu hahah. This had me dyingggg. Love it

[AllThatJazz182]

your dad has fabulous nails! ;)

[Jeebus110]

LMAOO @ "Are you leavingt he house soon?"

[SlickChick88]

@Jeebus110 lmaoooooo mad trueeeee

[meriland]

The laugh. So true.

[SlickChick88]

@meriland every black man in my family laughs like that! hahaha

[meriland]

LOL.

[MrsMikk1]

Lmaooooooooooooo That's how my dad is like. He thinks he's ghetto. :P <3